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[–]StopMotionGIF 58 points59 points ago

No. Reddit is when someone steals your OC for karma.

~AHEM~ I am looking at you.

[–]Breathing_Balls 7 points8 points ago

OC? I read about that in the historical archives.

Never seen it with my own eyes, but I am assured it exists.

[–]Draaaan 3 points4 points ago

It hurts how accurate the title is...

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 56 points57 points ago

Repost of StopMotionGIF's Original Content.

Seriously, check that guy's posts out. They're amazing!

[–]StopMotionGIF 18 points19 points ago

[–]MissCharmCity 4 points5 points ago

Your drawings make me smile.

[–]aelzeiny 0 points1 point ago

[–]MestR -4 points-3 points ago

RealityIsMyReligion and StopMotionGIF confirmed for being the same person.

[–]StopMotionGIF 2 points3 points ago

Nope. Nice try, though.

[–]MestR 2 points3 points ago

Stop kidding around! I know there are only two people on reddit, me and andrewsmith1986 (and his alt accounts.)

I'M NO TOOL IN YOUR SYSTEM, ANDREW!!!

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 0 points1 point ago

This is incorrect. I am simply a KarmaDecay user.

[–]SomeoneSo-So 90 points91 points ago

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THIS DOESN'T WORK. I TRIED IT WITH A MEAT GRINDER AND ALL I GOT WAS HORRIBLE CRIES AND CAT MEAT.

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus 31 points32 points ago

You're supposed to use a karma grinder. Check your local up vote store.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 19 points20 points ago

what do i do if my town doesn't have an up vote store? we only have down vote depots

[–]TheZeppelin1995 8 points9 points ago

Move to a different town then.

[–]ProAtStuff 7 points8 points ago

Or he can just order online.

[–]TheZeppelin1995 6 points7 points ago

That too

[–]SomeoneSo-So 4 points5 points ago

Start leaving stray cats outside of the downvote depot. Eventually they will get foreclosed on from feeding all the cats only to be bought out by an upvote store.

[–]orivar 2 points3 points ago

Check your local up vote store.

Oh come on, that's not a real place. They're on sale at the karma store though - 100 link karma.

[–]imakitty 8 points9 points ago

D:

[–]cephalic666 7 points8 points ago

[–]Goranora 0 points1 point ago

I TRIED THIS TOO, BUT I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE CEILING FAN

[–]Heep_Purple 1 point2 points ago

It doesnt work with gw karma...

[–]ResidentWeeaboo 0 points1 point ago

This is the part where 4chan doxxes you by the back side of a utility bill in the background.

[–]gjallard 1 point2 points ago

Monty Python would be proud of you!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Hopefully this whole reddit/cats thing will die soon.

[–]captain_cornflakes 12 points13 points ago

Yup, it'll just blow over after a few weeks.

[–]StankyMung 2 points3 points ago

Just like atheism did...

[–]K1dn3yPunch 1 point2 points ago

They're just in a phase. Silly kids.

[–]WildfireFox 0 points1 point ago

If cats don't roll over, what makes they'd blow over?

[–]Unidan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I mean, how long have humans had pets, right?

Give it a couple days.

[–]herpty_derpty 4 points5 points ago

Terry Gilliam's interpretation of Reddit...

[–]The_Doctor_00 2 points3 points ago

Reminded me of he intro to the tv show, You Can't Do That On Television.

[–]TROLL_HUNTER69 3 points4 points ago

REPOST!!!!!!! We must eradicate op for his treason.

[–]PoopGhost 1 point2 points ago

This is clearly a repost, it was on the front page a month ago. Downvote for you sir.

[–]PenumbraIV -1 points0 points ago

Oh, so thats what a 'karma machine' is.

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

But... what happened to the kitty?

[–]skysnake 0 points1 point ago

I want this machine running 24 hours a day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have yet to see a burning cat get a single up vote.

[–]MrFahrenkite 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of Andrew Jackson Jihad, anyone else?

[–]kourogi 1 point2 points ago

Flying Circus immediately came to mind.

[–]LukeNygma 0 points1 point ago

HEY! we circlejerk about WAY MORE than just cats!

[–]DeepDarkDown 0 points1 point ago

I USE THE KARMA GRINDER AND ALL I GET IS DOWNVOTE. Maybe mine is defective

[–]axxj 0 points1 point ago

[–]StealthGhost 0 points1 point ago

Wo wo wo, you should be getting way more upvotes per cat than that, who's your karma guy?

[–]SavinThatBacon 0 points1 point ago

I find it tremendously ironic that you're using a repost to make meta observations about reddit.

[–]HB24 0 points1 point ago

Right when this loaded someone in the neighborhood ran a skill saw or table saw. The timing was impeccable...

[–]pointfivenine 1 point2 points ago

This kills the cat.

[–]analogkid01 0 points1 point ago

So if the cat-to-karma conversion is exothermic, then you could generate karma and electricity at the same time! GLOBAL WARMING SOLVED.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

also an accurate metaphor for my penis

[–]Hefeweize -1 points0 points ago

Yes. I want a lot of karma

[–]bomphcheese 0 points1 point ago

The ice cream truck was playing right outside my window as I watched this. It gave it a hole new dimension.

[–]why_not_agnosticism 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Goats Poptart Theory.

[–]ostermei 1 point2 points ago

And more than 12 years later, we found out where the kittens actually went.

[–]RapeSquadKillaa 0 points1 point ago

Wait so if i burn cats i get karma?

[–]Dynasty471 1 point2 points ago

I'd upvote dogs more

[–]Egress99 1 point2 points ago

Flashbacks of "you can't do that on television" flooding my head.

[–]codexxe 1 point2 points ago

A little disappointed I had to scroll more than half way down the page to find this reference. Immediately what I thought of as well. :-)

[–]sweet_nightmares 0 points1 point ago

The question is: Is the cat now considered dead or alive?

[–]Antofuzz -1 points0 points ago

Cats go in, karma goes out, you can't explain that!

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja -4 points-3 points ago

[–]pimpernel666 -1 points0 points ago

You can't do that on television!

[–]Frumpybulldog 1 point2 points ago

That is what I came here to say :)

[–]pimpernel666 0 points1 point ago

. . . and yet I've been downvoted.

[–]Frumpybulldog 1 point2 points ago

The only reason you got downvoted is cuz you didn't complain that this was a repost. If it makes you feel any better I upvoted you for remembering that awesome show.

[–]Lexirox -2 points-1 points ago

This is the most creative title I've ever seen in my whole life.

[–]muhdyq -2 points-1 points ago

implying redditors burn kittens for karma.

[–]aspbergerinparadise -2 points-1 points ago

reminds me of a song that my dad used to sing to me when I was a little kid:

Oh Gunderback, oh gunderback how could you be so mean

For ever having invented the sausage meat machine

For all the dogs and pussy cats will never more be seen,

Cuz they've all been ground to sausage meat in Gunderback's machine.

followed by a few increasingly disturbing verses.

[–]harroldhino -4 points-3 points ago

kat-carma function machine.

[–]James_M -5 points-4 points ago

MY CAT IS THE EXACT SAME AS EVERYONE ELSES BUT UPVOTE PLEASE BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING CAT AND I MADE IT DO SOMETHING STUPID!

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK YOU I LOVE CATS

[–]James_M -4 points-3 points ago

PURRR

[–]James_M -3 points-2 points ago

I tried to draw a picture of a cat crying using punctuation marks... It didnt work. You win this round.

[–]Mlle_Emmanuelle -3 points-2 points ago

[–]nvkaushik -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit in Nutshell.

[–]drunk_otter -3 points-2 points ago

needs more cats

[–]redditor3000 -5 points-4 points ago

So it was you who broke reddit!

[–]MoreSteakLessFanta -4 points-3 points ago

Feed the machine!