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[–]Andewz111 1597 points1598 points ago

To see the view from the other side, click here (NSFW). It's Gillian Jacobs as a stripper in Choke.

[–]lizlegit000 534 points535 points ago

i really like boobs

[–]Donnypool 126 points127 points ago

[–]3825 75 points76 points ago

I don't even know why I love boobs so much. I just want to hold them and kiss them. Sigh.

[–]Incognito1975 113 points114 points ago

And hug them, and name them George.

[–]3825 30 points31 points ago

Squishy is going to hate her name sitting there next to George though.

[–]Saerain 7 points8 points ago

[–]3825 4 points5 points ago

thank you good sir,

btw, when he said open bracket altruism I was like I hope you close that stupid bracket

[–]jontss 2 points3 points ago

Kate Ground(s?)

[–]JustPlainSick 1 point2 points ago

Yup. Google Kate's Playground wicked weasel bikini. You will not be disappointed. I do believe DailyMotion has a full, uncensored version.

[–]nice_nipples 15 points16 points ago

Brilliant

[–]Nuffzx 401 points402 points ago

[–]NOSWAGIN2006 506 points507 points ago

[–]UpvotesChristianBale 117 points118 points ago

nice :0

[–]sharkiness 10 points11 points ago

I tried so hard to sync these up yesterday... today I got it on my first try. Have all my upvotes forever.

[–]boringkorean 1 point2 points ago

Bateman's sucha narcissistic bastard.

[–]NEStendog 169 points170 points ago

[–]UpvotesChristianBale 4 points5 points ago

Hellz yeah

[–]RoaneF 109 points110 points ago

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 33 points34 points ago

Up votes for tabletop.

[–]rramzi 5 points6 points ago

I'm starving, what you got?

[–]ColonelSDJ 12 points13 points ago

i've been waiting on that appearing after the guy said it would become a gif

[–]Altholas 619 points620 points ago

You're doing gods work son

[–]entbeard 181 points182 points ago

The Turks were pretty cool about everything after the war.

[–]wolfvision 159 points160 points ago

what? ◑‿◐

[–]timhan 220 points221 points ago

[–]Psykotik 98 points99 points ago

No, that would be "◐‿◑".

[–]theonlyalterego 29 points30 points ago

[–]onoj 5 points6 points ago

[–]Echidnae 13 points14 points ago

Wut?

[–]narwhalsare_unicorns 7 points8 points ago

Wha?

[–]SirPeterODactyl 11 points12 points ago

lolwut

[–]smilesbythemiles 335 points336 points ago

[–]musicmanmark 16 points17 points ago

Something for everything. Wawaweewah wow.

[–]HailfireXV 7 points8 points ago

Hey, my computer science teacher is right behind that guy.

[–]Pasty_Virgin 296 points297 points ago

[–]boossaa 28 points29 points ago

Yep.

[–]PictureTraveller 102 points103 points ago

[–]kralrick 35 points36 points ago

That picture is terrifying

[–]Workmybuttoff 18 points19 points ago

O god, I fucking love this pic. Yes.

[–]hawkek 35 points36 points ago

Now he Britta'd it.

[–]Murdock7x4 5 points6 points ago

I get the joke, these other guys are just buzzkills.

Or maybe...they're the heart of the group. ;)

[–]Deadlyd0g 21 points22 points ago

[–]ChocoMcFudgeCake 6 points7 points ago

either this is a very subtle joke, or you just posted in the wrong thread,

[–]BICEPS 49 points50 points ago

Now show us Alison Brie please

[–]Andewz111 180 points181 points ago

[–]daramc255 181 points182 points ago

I see your filtered version, and raise you an x-ray

[–]Mr_Ect 64 points65 points ago

[–]Bizzle1884 44 points45 points ago

There's not enough Karma in the world for Annie's boobs.

[–]dormedas 33 points34 points ago

WILL YOU RENAME YOUR MONKEY?!

[–]blpoker 2 points3 points ago

It's his twitter account, he can do what he wants!

[–]DrDWayneLove 4 points5 points ago

Well we all love monkeys.

[–]Something_Wicker 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, this is a thing?!

[–]BICEPS 12 points13 points ago

OMG you delivered! Thanks a lot. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

[–]hawk1410 65 points66 points ago

There you go - Annie's Boobs (NSFW)

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 11 points12 points ago

That's what we're talkin' 'bout.

[–]Sporkfortuna 2 points3 points ago

NSFW dude. I can't believe I clicked that without reading. I'll get fired, but I'll be unemployed happy.

[–]NEStendog 66 points67 points ago

[–]SwornToTheBlack 10 points11 points ago

Why is Abbath in this picture?

[–]A_Blind_Pilot 16 points17 points ago

Why arent they in every picture?

[–]red321red321 183 points184 points ago

[–]kindaladylike 88 points89 points ago

I am not clicking on any of these...

[–]electroncaptcha 36 points37 points ago

It's just Christian Bale. Take that as you will..

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 3 points4 points ago

[RES ignored duplicate image]

[–]idma 15 points16 points ago

[–]rramzi 92 points93 points ago

[–]K1dn3yPunch 2 points3 points ago

RES. HoverZoom. No clicky. No worry . All goody.

[–]4plan 31 points32 points ago

Sometimes I enjoy this community.

[–]djh816 8 points9 points ago

Can't say I've seen anyone play catch with an upvote in the comments before.

[–]ccgeogeek 9 points10 points ago

Children please.

[–]Lolworth 22 points23 points ago

gooby pls

[–]mens_libertina 5 points6 points ago

Pixelating this doesn't hide anything....

[–]Pyromaniac605 114 points115 points ago

raping_horsefucker66

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thevaleyard 71 points72 points ago

Because raping_horsefucker69 would have been a little too over the top I guess.

[–]williss_ 9 points10 points ago

raping_horsefucker was taken.

[–]wolfvision 10 points11 points ago

I wish all boners were like that.

[–]Kalyptro 27 points28 points ago

Who would't fuck a guy with a glow-in-the-dark penis?

[–]wolfvision 16 points17 points ago

Most guys. But I'm sure not too many girls

[–]Salanderfan 24 points25 points ago

I never knew she did a nude scene and I've seen Choke (but before becoming a fan of Community).

[–]ember5050 42 points43 points ago

[–]thebigearl 11 points12 points ago

dat jerk

[–]Nuffzx 83 points84 points ago

[–]The_Dovakiin 97 points98 points ago

YOU LIAR.

[–]Iamsqueegee 15 points16 points ago

They're real and they're spectacular!

[–]gremlinz43 5 points6 points ago

one of my favorite Chuck Palahniuk books. Terrible movie adaptation though

[–]sinn_tan 13 points14 points ago

While I prefer large breasts, hers are cute :)

Edit: wow, I make a compliment and I get downvoted? Oh well <3
Edit 2: Ah... SRS linked to this thread. That probably explains it. They linked to another submission.

[–]Andewz111 11 points12 points ago

...No, they didn't. I don't know why you're getting downvotes, but SRS isn't the reason.

[–]elliot_t 19 points20 points ago

Probably being downvoted because her breasts aren't small.

[–]sinn_tan 20 points21 points ago

Well, they aren't large either...

[–]gamerguyal 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, didn't you listen to Pierce? Annie is big boobs, Britta is medium boobs, and Shirley is black boobs.

[–]yeah_right_okay_sure 7 points8 points ago

I thought Troy was black boobs

[–]Saerain 14 points15 points ago

[–]skakruk 0 points1 point ago

Her breasts aren't small

Yes they are. In act, I thought exactly as sinn_tan when I saw the gif, "Pretty small boobs but they're cute".

[–]wolfvision 2 points3 points ago

You are a good, kind person.

[–]thehammer159 42 points43 points ago

Mezzanine?!?!

[–]racetrack20 73 points74 points ago

Oh, Britta's in this...

[–]rrrook 129 points130 points ago

[–]dog_eat_dog 36 points37 points ago

I can't wait until someone from /r/daddit or /r/mommit sees one of their kids in r/gonewild. I think at that point I will truly feel that the internet circle is complete.

[–]M3HITRP 602 points603 points ago

You're a reposting bastard.

[–]neon_kid 243 points244 points ago

Original poster here, and actually, I'm okay with this. I'm just extremely happy that a gif I created is at the top of /r/all in two posts simultaneously. My baby made it mainstream. Mission accomplished. :)

[–]M3HITRP 34 points35 points ago

As one of the legion of self-ordained Saint Peters of reddit, I felt it necessary to take umbrage in your stead. helluva gif, and as far as I'm concerned...

[–]Vagrant_Antelope 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for being such a good sport about it :)

[–]Breathing_Balls 108 points109 points ago

You are straight to the point.

[–]seashanty 69 points70 points ago

You are Breathing_Balls

[–]QuiteLargely 21 points22 points ago

Every username with an underscore looks like it has a disapproving smiley therein.

g_B

[–]wolfvision 25 points26 points ago

Straight to the nuts.

[–]DeathToPennies 4 points5 points ago

That sounds rather painful. For both parties.

[–]butt_puppeteer 4 points5 points ago

awe, its cos you breathed in the point already?

[–]patefacio 44 points45 points ago

He took the first post on the front page from /r/gifs and put it in /r/funny. I'm speechless. At least it isn't the same subreddit.

[–]Zen1 15 points16 points ago

ryano52, you're the worst.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 0 points1 point ago

Hi, you must be new here.

[–]wolfvision 110 points111 points ago

Enough of Brita, show us Annie's boobs, and I'm not talking about the monkey either

[–]wolfvision 22 points23 points ago

Almost good enough, though I've always hoped for some nipple. Nothing left to the imagination. All out, you know?

[–]Andewz111 25 points26 points ago

I linked to this further up in the thread and you might enjoy it: http://nicelifeapparel.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/alison-brie.jpg

[–]ryano52[S] 46 points47 points ago

[–]oh_hai_denny 3 points4 points ago

[–]Ceejae 3 points4 points ago

How did I miss that one? Kudos son.

[–]Ceejae 4 points5 points ago

I think we need to wait for her cocaine phase before that happens.

[–]wolfvision 2 points3 points ago

She's far too innocent for that

[–]pntless 9 points10 points ago

They're all too innocent for the cocaine phase. This innocence typically lasts right up until the cocaine phase.

[–]nikita2206 4 points5 points ago

Ohhhhh... I have tried not to sexualize her, but I can't

[–]Ceejae 21 points22 points ago

She's like 28 or something, go ahead.

[–]red321red321 23 points24 points ago

best i got

[–]wolfvision 13 points14 points ago

Almost adequate. Almost. She's so pretty it hurts

[–]drewsus 7 points8 points ago

so say we all!

[–]Golden-Calf 2 points3 points ago

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

[–]jamonathin 238 points239 points ago

You set a new speed record for reposting.

http://i.imgur.com/ZBtxB.png

[–]wolfvision 14 points15 points ago

What's in the bookmark "Bills"? also, you don't need to put an "f" and "r" in the bookmark names, Chrome lets you have just the icon. Other than that ,stay sexy

[–]jamonathin 64 points65 points ago

Obviously shortcuts to all my favourite Bills

http://i.imgur.com/n5rxX.jpg

[–]AirshipAtamis 18 points19 points ago

I don't see Bill Nye you heathen!

[–]jamonathin 33 points34 points ago

Oh, yeah, I keep that one in my porn folder

[–]utopianfiat[!] 5 points6 points ago

[–]wolfvision 4 points5 points ago

Thought so. Nothing to do with drug paraphernalia

[–]brotherleelove 2 points3 points ago

Bill Lumbergh wasn't there either. So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put him in your little collection there. Oh and if you could do it by the time I come back from reading 40 pages of Reddit, that'd be greeaat

[–]qwer777 39 points40 points ago

Crossposting isn't the same as reposting. If it's been front paged in this subreddit this month, then I understand issue.

[–]ForgetISaidAnything 55 points56 points ago

Yes, but it's common Reddiquette to include [x-post from r/gifs] in the title if you're going to cross-post.

EDIT: And now I'm sad that I just talked about proper Reddiquette. What is my life coming to?

[–]MessesofMike 9 points10 points ago

-Popular subreddit -Use of the word "nutshell" (gem, level, or found work as well) -Humor -Boobs -Misogyny -Retitled unoriginal content

Oh yeah, he knows how to reddit.

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 2 points3 points ago

It's also against Reddiquette to complain about reposts. I imagine cross-posts fall under that as well.

[–]oh_hai_denny 2 points3 points ago

It's coming to caring about our reddit community. How precious.

[–]Cynical_Lurker 2 points3 points ago

It is only a cross post if he says so in the title.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Considering that he moved it from one default subreddit to another, most people will have seen it both places. Unless /r/gifs isn't a default subreddit. I honestly forgot.

[–]dhpii 3 points4 points ago

How...colourized.

[–]lennyenjoi 3 points4 points ago

Yep, it's the same for me... It might just be because one's from /r/funny, and one's from /r/gifs. But still...

[–]Lucavious 7 points8 points ago

I watched every episode of Community and don't remember this. Anyone remember the context?

[–]dukeslver 8 points9 points ago

Britta shows fat Neal her boobs and gets concert tickets in return

[–]MajorKlutz 4 points5 points ago

Season 2, Episode 12

[–]jokes_on_you 14 points15 points ago

You forgot the part where he sends her a photo of his dick

[–]drewsus 9 points10 points ago

jokes on you jokes_on_you, prepare for dick PMs!

[–]jokes_on_you 9 points10 points ago

Go ahead ;)

But if you want a girl to upload more of her photos, sending her unsolicited dick pics is not best thing to do.

[–]Caffeine_Rage 2 points3 points ago

How about a tricky dick pic?

Too literal?

AAROOO!

[–]B0SSARU 35 points36 points ago

I saw this on the front page too!

[–]lidster 17 points18 points ago

This gif is currently both #1 and #2 on r/all

[–]neon_kid 13 points14 points ago

Sadly, the greatest accomplishment in my life right now.

[–]TheAbsquatulater 13 points14 points ago

"Mezzanine!?"

[–]PickyConnor 3 points4 points ago

"Hey guys this is my [f]irst time posting, I'm really shy so i'd love if you could FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT FUCKING PUSSY"

[–]MrShawnatron 7 points8 points ago

The repost is 1 hour apart. I hope you get your Karma, I hope you drown in it.....

[–]Lon3Wolf64 4 points5 points ago

Downvote because you stole this from /r/gifs 2 hours after it was posted there

[–]ReturntheSlab 51 points52 points ago

Just go take a picture of your cat like everyone else. You damn reposter!

[–]Numbajuan 15 points16 points ago

He's the Britta of reposts.

[–]f3tch 7 points8 points ago

This was posted an hour after the same gif made the front page on /r/gif. At least say it's an x-post OP!

[–]SuperFX_Chip 14 points15 points ago

I am a strong, independent, well-adjusted woman. Please say foul things about my naked body so that I feel good.

[–]mexipimpin 0 points1 point ago

Alright.... see you in r/gonewild!

[–]Stranded_In_A_Desert 15 points16 points ago

Are you kidding me? I said this in a comment like two hours ago, and then got drunk, and missed my chance for some karma. Damn.

[–]ErrorlessGnome 10 points11 points ago

how do you feel knowing something you said got reposted TWICE to the front page?

[–]OblivionGuardsman 7 points8 points ago

No. This is gonewild in a nutshell. "Help I'm in a nutshell and cant get out. Now look at my gaping asshole. "

[–]OnlyAMuffin 2 points3 points ago

It makes sence now.. and to think they were just all attention whores.

[–]bear_fists 5 points6 points ago

My favorite part is when you stole this from neon_kid.

[–]ListenToThatSound 3 points4 points ago

[–]lvytn 1 point2 points ago

Thats actually pretty acurate.

[–]Hindulaatti[!] 6 points7 points ago

Repost in a nutshell. Really, 2 hours?

[–]reynej 8 points9 points ago

nice repost two hours later assclown

[–]blackstarx 7 points8 points ago

At least give credit for the cross post, was posted 2 hours before you http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/y1k9a/rgonewild_in_a_gif_form/

[–]shlam16 10 points11 points ago

Cant be bothered looking through the comments to see if MY comment is a repost; but this is the most blatant repost/karma-whore i have ever seen. Here is the original from 2 hours before this post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/y1k9a/rgonewild_in_a_gif_form/

[–]vicschuldiner 8 points9 points ago

[–]donstone666 2 points3 points ago

Let's call the karma police!

[–]H3OFoxtrot 6 points7 points ago

  1. Take post from r/gifs
  2. Repost to r/funny
  3. ???
  4. Karma

[–]ilihcma2 8 points9 points ago

Nice repost.

[–]therealdjbc 2 points3 points ago

nice moobs

[–]Offensive_Brute 2 points3 points ago

yeah but everyone really just wants to see Alison Bries tits.

[–]Hugh_Drum 0 points1 point ago

But... but he forgot to leave a painfully creepy comment.

[–]Ym4n 2 points3 points ago

from witch movie or tv series is the gif taken from?

[–]Voile 2 points3 points ago

Except they're never that attractive

[–]giverofnofucks 2 points3 points ago

Yep, that's exactly how it works. It's so beautiful it makes me want to cry.

...

From my penis.

[–]Hotcocomoco 2 points3 points ago

Theres another post on the front page and its this one, but he posted it first. You reposting motherfucker!

[–]DanChorley 4 points5 points ago

Community :D

[–]Program_These 6 points7 points ago

And to that think I gave you an upvote

REPOST EVERYONE -- same post made from page like 3 hours ago with almost the same title.

[–]Yellow_Curry 5 points6 points ago

Everyone's front page is different - Some people aren't members of both gifs and funny...

[–]PapaBearKing 3 points4 points ago

Nice you took this from /r/gifs