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[–]deathmint 77 points78 points ago

She's going to end up with a yeast infection.

[–]CWoww 29 points30 points ago

Apparently he has no problem rising

[–]vabunuc 17 points18 points ago

I knead some of that.

[–]appletart 14 points15 points ago

An alternative way to earn your dough.

[–]Sulla06c 17 points18 points ago

Think shes got a bun in the oven.

[–]appletart 13 points14 points ago

Hopefully not, she hates raisin children...

[–]Never_getsIt 14 points15 points ago

I don't think this is the way humans were meant to be bread.

[–]Seawolf4 6 points7 points ago

All her children will be pure breads

[–]PeaceSentinel 6 points7 points ago

He's gonna shoot a loaf.

[–]patheticpun 2 points3 points ago

She was perturbed when she noticed his penis was all crusty...

[–]DWimaDerpologist -2 points-1 points ago

Every time I think I'm funny. EVERY TIME

[–]ginggs 40 points41 points ago

OMG OMG OMG I CRUMBINGGGGGG!!!!!

[–]the_satch 15 points16 points ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and fuck a loaf of bread?

[–]dinimer 10 points11 points ago

[–]anna2096 3 points4 points ago

Would it surprise you? It IS the internet...

[–]Entharos 6 points7 points ago

[–]SuperMaxPower 3 points4 points ago

Risky click.

[–]David_Bowie_Sensei 0 points1 point ago

Nowadays? Yea

[–]Ailades 6 points7 points ago

She looks like she's loafing it.

[–]urnfnidiot 6 points7 points ago

sooooooo is THAT the best thing since sliced bread?

[–]Jase_the_Ace 4 points5 points ago

That really is her bread and butter!

[–]babalini 2 points3 points ago

Carbo-loading.

[–]neon_kid 4 points5 points ago

Wrong. Breadfriend doesn't have sex. He only sucks dicks.

[–]Mathsciteach 2 points3 points ago

Someone is having a problem with carbs.

[–]MrFod 1 point2 points ago

Well this is... loafley

[–]Thestred -1 points0 points ago

Yeast Injection?

[–]airblastenema -1 points0 points ago

IN SOVIET RUSSIA,

BREAD HUMP YOU!

[–]airblastenema 1 point2 points ago

If someone would like the actual explanation for this image I will gladly give it.

[–]airblastenema 0 points1 point ago

This is from 4chan.

Often people will state "Bumping the thread".

Which was then switched around to say, quite often, "Thumping the bread". (See what was done there?)

This is where some took it a step further and would say "Humping the bread."

This is most often used in a post where 'nudes' are being either 'dumped' or there is a promise to dump content, usually containing nudity. (e.g. "WILL POST TITS IF DUBS-GET")

Another variation on referring to a thread as "bread' is the 2 pieces of toast humping and one is saying, "Gonna crumb, gonna crumb!!", possibly to suggest that OP has officially delivered and it was good.

I'll leave it up to you, with the knowledge above, and the fact it is 4chan, to understand why the image makes sense.

Edit: The face is used because, fuck you, that's why.

[–]TheSpiffiest 0 points1 point ago

As opposed to us humping bread?

[–]caylith 1 point2 points ago

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAN!!!!

[–]The_mrs 0 points1 point ago

The popularity of the Atkins diet has given rise to a whole new branch of sexual fantasy.

[–]spoiledgoats 0 points1 point ago

IMPOSSIBRU!!

[–]Baroliche 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know pumpernickel was white.

[–]guitarman2012 0 points1 point ago

What seems to be the problem??

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Dafuq?

[–]spases 1 point2 points ago

i'm crumbing

[–]mobious1 0 points1 point ago

That is what you bring home when the wife tells you to stop and get a fucking loaf of bread.

[–]Brownbicchick 0 points1 point ago

Powdered Toast Man without clothing!

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[–]getchar 0 points1 point ago

Here you go, friend.

Though to be honest, it's not that interesting.

[–]mybrainisawesome 0 points1 point ago

Something something Dr. Atkins.

[–]xxbardotxx 0 points1 point ago

The greatest bang since sliced bread.

[–]PiercedTeddyBear 0 points1 point ago

Bread is pretty filling.

[–]rohnjyan 0 points1 point ago

Mitt and Ann.

[–]jekylljones 0 points1 point ago

[–]fortworthbret 1 point2 points ago

[–]Terminatorinhell 0 points1 point ago

He's buttering her muffin!

[–]strich9 -1 points0 points ago

everyone wants to post a pun because it not being funny is funny, god im so over reddit

[–]titations 0 points1 point ago

i hate fucking toast

[–]whitespanky 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna crumb!

[–]bloodybadger 1 point2 points ago

.... Powdered.... Toast.... Man.....???

[–]Wabbstarful 0 points1 point ago

same...I'm really......... unsure........

[–]GummySue 0 points1 point ago

She let her meat loaf and what goes better with meatloaf than bread?

[–]DanMonkfish 0 points1 point ago

Whole new meaning to "bun in the oven"

[–]joemac5367[!] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah bitch? Ya wanna slice of THIS? Humunuh. Humunuh.

[–]Wabbstarful 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW THAT FACE....... but where

[–]cupcakedemon 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna crumb

[–]developersdeveloperz 0 points1 point ago

POWDERED LOAF MANNNNNNNNNNN!

[–]Raymond_Carver 0 points1 point ago

Some women on a low-carb diet begin to have strange dreams.

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[–]AKA_Squanchy 1 point2 points ago

Any relation to Powdered Toast Man?!

[–]Hackyapache 3 points4 points ago

Pound her toast man

[–]Gannon0217 -1 points0 points ago

Rule 34, that is all.

[–]infected91 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, Breadface, he takes anything, and replaces it with sucking dick.

[–]ImTooLiteral 2 points3 points ago

Breadfriend. FTFY.

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis -1 points0 points ago

Breadfriend finally followed through on his threat.

[–]SundayRed 1 point2 points ago

Pure bread

[–]ForgottenInsideJoke -2 points-1 points ago

The bread has Tom Cruise's face on it. I don't know why I saw that. Edit: bread not toast