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[–]johnnyfappleseed28 5 points6 points ago

Been on r/new for 45 minutes and this is the first funny one, upvotes to you sir.

[–]robocop12 2 points3 points ago

To the knights of /r/new, you're doing gods work.

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

She never saw it coming

[–]thebigbaus707[S] 0 points1 point ago

No, thank you for making my night.

[–]korbinoah 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, my work just announced they are having a Design The New Safety Poster...I just found my submission.

[–]Brae1990 0 points1 point ago

Looks a little bit like http://www.marriedtothesea.com/

[–]crazycatfreak90 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST!!!!! but still funny

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 0 points1 point ago

Heh, heh. "Comes out".

[–]_theclownhasNOpenis_ 1 point2 points ago

Should've worn those safety glasses.

[–]bslug -1 points0 points ago

wears safety glasses, doesn't do shit because she is blind

[–]vin2579 -1 points0 points ago

I hear they're "cumtastic" lol.

[–]M_Night_PlotTwist -1 points0 points ago

I like how the watermark at the bottom is edited out. Badly.