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[–]potatodavid 59 points60 points ago

During Aladdin when the sultan is stacking his toy animals. The beast from beauty and the beast is one of the animals.

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[–]xelested 10 points11 points ago

Another? Is there some conspiracy theory that I haven't read yet?

[–]FortunePaw 23 points24 points ago

[–]xelested 2 points3 points ago

...damn. I need to watch Aladdin.

[–]honestysrevival 7 points8 points ago

When you do, you'll see that that theory is total crap because the Genie debunks it himself.

[–]ilikedroids 2 points3 points ago

How?

[–]gallifreyGirl315 0 points1 point ago

I think its because in the beginning, it says that that the Genie couldn't have known about the 3rd century while he was in the lamp, so he had to have gone in the lamp in the 3rd century. Yet he can talk about things from the 20th century.

I suppose he could have gone into the lamp in the 1960s, and making him go in the lamp in 1960s. So the story could still work if its 11970...

[–]ilikedroids 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the theory says that it has to be past the year 10,300. That means the theory would just need to be updated so that it says your year.

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

"Al, you won't find a girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know, I've looked."

Seriously. It's possible, but the Genie can time travel. He can visit any era he wants. After all, how would he have known about such a wide variety of celebrities and icons if he had only been out for a few years during the 20th and 21st centuries?

[–]Fartocks 24 points25 points ago

There was a part in the hunchback of notre dame where if I remember correctly, there was an overshot of the town and in the background someone was dusting off the magic carpet from aladdin.

[–]honestysrevival 6 points7 points ago

That was in the beginning of Princess and the Frog. In the song Out There, there's a huge overshot of the town where you can see Belle reading her book in the bottom left.

[–]Farren246 27 points28 points ago

There was a part in the hunchback of Notre Dame where if I remember correctly, Esmeralda is sentenced to death for attempted murder, Frollo is thrown from the bell tower, and Quasimodo starves himself to death.

[–]ArtistCeleste 9 points10 points ago

I know why you are being downvoted, but as a huge Victor Hugo fan, I can sympathize with your displeasure.

[–]plumbluck2 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget the attempted rape!

[–]letsfuckinrage 0 points1 point ago

belle (beauty and the beast) is actually walking through town reading a book. this one is true

[–]Awesomevelociraptor 38 points39 points ago

In Tarzan, the tea set at the camp is Mrs. Pots and Chip :o

[–]ProfessorFang 145 points146 points ago

Wow, I had noticed that Scar was the throw rug in Hercules, but I never pieced together that they suggested it in The Lion King

[–]karadan 98 points99 points ago

"Eggs". Plural. As in MORE THAN ONE!

[–]Falcorsc2 48 points49 points ago

i came to the comments expecting someone else to fulfil the promise of the title. left disappointed :(

[–]Zaex1000 19 points20 points ago

During Quasimodo's song "Out there" in the Hunchback of Notre Dame you can see Belle walking down the street and a guy shaking out the carpet from Aladdin.

[–]si1versmith 17 points18 points ago

[–]Gom555 6 points7 points ago

Couldn't see most of them becuase of the terrible video quality :(

[–]hornbuckle56 27 points28 points ago

TIL, The Lion King takes place a long ass time ago.

[–]Headchopperz 15 points16 points ago

In the town of kickapoo...

[–]Sasquatch428 8 points9 points ago

There lived a humble family, religious through and through.

[–]Headchopperz 7 points8 points ago

But nay there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do..

[–]Bravo777 5 points6 points ago

His name was young J.B. And he refused to step in line...

[–]CheezeDuddle 7 points8 points ago

a vision he did see-th fucking rocking all the time...

[–]smartalco 1 point2 points ago

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align...

[–]CheezeDuddle 4 points5 points ago

guitar riff Oh ho the dragons balls were blazing as i stepped into his cave!

[–]FrisianDude 1 point2 points ago

I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade!

[–]CheezeDuddle 2 points3 points ago

It was I who fucked the dragon fuck-a-li-sing fuck-a-loo!

[–]peteisadrunkprophet -3 points-2 points ago

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

a vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time..

Edit; aww. :'C

[–]SmurfRockRune 3 points4 points ago

His name was young JB and he refused to step in line.

[–]FrisianDude 5 points6 points ago

Oh man, unlucky. You and Bravo777 posted the same line at the same time.

[–]FrisianDude -1 points0 points ago

I seem to have done it as well with the next line. :C

[–]SmurfRockRune -1 points0 points ago

Iknorite?

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, bummer. I saw it first when the posts both had 17 minutes ago on the clock. You didn't rip anyone off and neither did he so I upvoted the both of you.

[–]SmurfRockRune 0 points1 point ago

Hooray!

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

Well, you're not at the same level as the other guy but atleast you're out of the minus. :D

[–]kdpha 0 points1 point ago

In a galaxy far far away.

[–]Jigsus 0 points1 point ago

I kind of figured since none of the animals are endangered and their habitats are intact.

[–]GeneralHysterics 26 points27 points ago

Definitely worth it to go back and rewatch all the old disney movies.

[–]robocop12 8 points9 points ago

Now I know that the fat man-bare-pig is Danny Devito, I will imagine him from It's Always Sunny.

[–]online222222 20 points21 points ago

They call me... MISTER PIG!

[–]AceFazer 7 points8 points ago

Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.

[–]XLVchamps 0 points1 point ago

half man, half pig, half...bare? Well, I guess that is technically true.

[–]TheActualAWdeV -2 points-1 points ago

Out of all the things he did, you imagine him from one of the shittier things? Yikes, I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that.

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr -2 points-1 points ago

Yes it is, but are you really calling Lion King and Hercules "old disney movies"?

[–]Sleepy_One 41 points42 points ago

Lion King was released just over 18 years ago. Hercules just over 15 years ago. The current generation of 12~15 year olds weren't even alive when either came out.

Yes, they are old movies :p

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr 21 points22 points ago

I'M NOT OLD!!!

[–]vivvav 11 points12 points ago

Face it old timer. We're all old now.

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/woRl6.jpg

Oh well, we had a good run.

[–]Pizzaguy276 1 point2 points ago

'Classic' is a good term.

[–]GeneralHysterics 2 points3 points ago

They're old for me. I don't remember when they first came out, so it they get a place among all the old classics.

[–]sje46 0 points1 point ago

What would you consider an old disney movie?

[–]Gaybashingfudgepackr 7 points8 points ago

Snow white, cinderella, Peter Pan, Pinocchio, Lady and the Tramp..you know, the old ones.

[–]Shadowglove 5 points6 points ago

As far as I know, in every Disney movie there should be a pair of Mickey ears.

[–]Octopusbread 14 points15 points ago

Did i accidentally step into a time machine

[–]Breathing_Balls 16 points17 points ago

r/funny is timeless. It makes up for the lack of wit.

[–]Foxdude28 15 points16 points ago

Zazu was right. He made a very good throw rug.

[–]pigeon_man 44 points45 points ago

am i the only one who knows that scar is a cloak/head piece, not a throw rug in Hercules?

[–]sje46 101 points102 points ago

It's on the floor, therefore it's a rug.

He threw it, therefore it's a throw rug.

QED.

[–]Mardoxx 19 points20 points ago

Someone's been taking lessons in how to argue effectively!

http://i.eatliver.com/2012/8939.jpg

[–]Tiop 2 points3 points ago

So this is how my dad wins Arguments even when I'm right.

[–]Mikay55 0 points1 point ago

He brings Hitler into it?

[–]Tiop 0 points1 point ago

Hitler was only 1 of 5 suggestions.

[–]pigeon_man -5 points-4 points ago

by that logic just about anything could be a rug, but a shirt thrown on the floor is still a shirt, not a rug.

[–]animalparty 8 points9 points ago

What if a rug gets made into a shirt? WHAT IS IT THEN?

[–]Packers91 13 points14 points ago

shrug

[–]A_RedditUsername 3 points4 points ago

A shirt made out of a rug.

[–]FrisianDude 1 point2 points ago

THis is very funny because 'rug' is Dutch for the back of person.

[–]sje46 4 points5 points ago

but a shirt thrown on the floor is still a shirt, not a rug.

Don't tell my uncle Jeb that.

[–]sexyjafar 11 points12 points ago

Not anymore.

[–]Trollatio_Caine 11 points12 points ago

Those Disney animators aren't just lion around.

[–]Cadmium_Mellow 7 points8 points ago

Take pride in that pun.

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

i always knew this wasnt a coincidence!

[–]nicktothek 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit i never noticed this

[–]kchearts 0 points1 point ago

I SEE THIS EVERY DAY.

[–]shlomer 0 points1 point ago

oh my god, that is a terrible cut.

[–]Jabberminor 0 points1 point ago

My childhood has been ruined.

[–]nucca35 0 points1 point ago

Why exactly?

[–]Jabberminor 0 points1 point ago

I loved all Disney characters...even the mean ones. I know, that sounds odd.

[–]streetlite 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't define that association as an "easter egg".

[–]nucca35 0 points1 point ago

Easter egg thread?

Yes please.

[–]terry_has_boots 0 points1 point ago

Re-toast

[–]vkh578 0 points1 point ago

The Little Mermaid banned vhs cover has a penis in the castle penis. Also the priest at the end has a boner. video

[–]johnyg91 0 points1 point ago

I must have seen this one over a hundred times but yet people still get karma for it. hmm maybe I will wait a week and repost it again.

[–]sexyjafar 3 points4 points ago

I like the first gif because without paying attention to the actual words, it just looks like Zazu's boring the shit out of an uninterested Simba, who just blinks at regular intervals.

[–]Hidemesometime 25 points26 points ago

Mufasa, mufasa, mufasa, mufasa, mufasa!

[–]English-Gentlefolk 1 point2 points ago

Oooh! Say it again!

[–]loser23ddy 4 points5 points ago

Eh, que pasa?

[–]She-wolfe99 -1 points0 points ago

I see what they did there...

[–]PRPrivateRyan -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't laugh why is this on r/funny?

[–]oenoneshore 1 point2 points ago

r/funny isn't specifically for what YOU find Funny. I found this funny and Apparently Many other people did if they up voted it.

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[–]EagleBurn 13 points14 points ago

This is something you wikipedia real quick, not make a comment.

[–]ogami1972 6 points7 points ago

EagleBurn : teaching people to internet, one comment at a time.

[–]Faustyna 1 point2 points ago

Lion King