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Enderman has dinner with Slenderman (i.imgur.com)

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[–]0rangecake 176 points177 points ago

tender and chewy

how does that even work?

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

One was fat and the other was athletic.

[–]Dustintico 18 points19 points ago

The ass was tender?

[–]PJMorlow 71 points72 points ago

The ass was fat?

[–]Nosnhoj24 18 points19 points ago

What the fuck was that

[–]Irrepressible87 6 points7 points ago

4chan at its finest.

[–]Raatner 7 points8 points ago

I laughed the whole time and about 5 minutes after... Thank you so much.

[–]Professor_Bear 7 points8 points ago

wat

[–]Legendman3 1 point2 points ago

My god that is good.

[–]Trickboss 7 points8 points ago

Bubblegum meat?

[–]iamasillynarwal 4 points5 points ago

Only with minors.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly. I hate chewy meat but love tender meat. This is bogus shit, mang.

[–]SoobNauce 139 points140 points ago

oh my god they can be best friends because slenderman doesn't have eyes SO HE CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ENDERMAN

THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE

edit: thinking of 'make' too much "doesn't make eyes"

[–]lpetersonrhs 11 points12 points ago

You're a genius.

[–]Meowman67 31 points32 points ago

Slenderman kills minors...

Endermen, being inspired by Slenderman, kill miners...

Oh my God. Everything just clicked.

[–]Rystic 8 points9 points ago

It's too perfect.

[–]HunterGuilherme 6 points7 points ago

I just realized that by miners he meant minecraft players... wow

[–]QuipedCream 56 points57 points ago

great, now i have to worry about them teaming up on me

[–]super_INEK 174 points175 points ago

Their ultimate powers combined:

holding a cube

and

just standing there watching you

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 29 points30 points ago

Teleportation, and wanting to get close to you. If you think about it, ender is an evolution of the creeper. Smarter, less suicidal, but with the same goals.

Edit: Guys, I know the Enderman was based off the Slenderman. I just think that it's curious how much of what it does, the creeper does too.

[–]tylermcbride 16 points17 points ago

That makes it less of an evolution of the creeper and more of an evolution of the zombie.

Actually, it's not really an "evolution" of anything else, just a unique enemy...

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 4 points5 points ago

It wants to get near you. Sure, both zombie and creeper do this. But it also tries to destroy structures. Unlike the creeper, it does it in a way that doesn't harm him.

[–]tylermcbride 11 points12 points ago

Endermen just pick up natural blocks, though. They can't destroy your structure unless you build a house out of grass or flowers or something. They're just curious beings that like to reshape the terrain and happen to get really pissed when you look at them.

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 35 points36 points ago

What do you have agaisnt my FABULOUS flower and dirt home?

[–]AgentDonut 3 points4 points ago

I hate endermen more than creepers. They ruin that landscape by placing random blocks every where. They also leave behind quite a few holes as well.

[–]DramaticShit 36 points37 points ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsb9jsJZ1Q1r42jtjo2_500.jpg

Source

[–]DramaticShit -2 points-1 points ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsb9jsJZ1Q1r42jtjo2_500.jpg

Source

[–]xxcYyLOnexx 2 points3 points ago

I know for a fact that they can pick up TNT blocks so maybe not? It might just be am exception though.

[–]tylermcbride 2 points3 points ago

They can't detonate them in any way though. Also the TNT block has to be in the open when they grab it. Unless they move a TNT block all the way to a lava source or something, nothing is going to happen.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

but with the same goals.

Hugs?

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 1 point2 points ago

No. Kisses. See? Another evolution: The Creeper always has his mouth open, while the ender only opens it when he wants to kiss you.

[–]Azumikkel 4 points5 points ago

Endermen are based off the Slenderman. SLENDERMAN

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 0 points1 point ago

I never even mentioned the Slenderman in any of my comments. Why are people answering with this?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Azumikkel 7 points8 points ago

Notch claimed in public that the name "Enderman" is a "(subtle)" reference to "the Slender Man", a similar looking cryptid. However, given the later development of the End, it is possible he already had the name in mind, and did not choose it because of the Reddit thread in which their name was revealed.[7]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/j09ma/notch_posts_images_of_new_mob/c282dzr

[–]Mastadge 0 points1 point ago

the enderman was based of Slenderman

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 2 points3 points ago

... Yes, yes he was...I know... Uh... that's not what we are discussing here.

[–]Jafoos 2 points3 points ago

Like a tonberry.

[–]loggins 21 points22 points ago

I'm just waiting for the Slender playthrough where I look back to see Slendy holding a block of dirt.

[–]Huellio 30 points31 points ago

Just like when I saw this the first time, I still don't get how something is both tender and chewy.

[–]ChickenLurker 4 points5 points ago

Bubblegum?

[–]Blarggotron 5 points6 points ago

Beef tenderloin.

[–]slendermon 2 points3 points ago

Some parts are harder to tenderize than others.

[–]_Regret 18 points19 points ago

How the fuck is Slenderman talking?

[–]TheRikRoll[S] 89 points90 points ago

Some versions of the Slenderman story depict him with a mouth of razor sharp teeth to bite off the penises of people with the username _Regret on reddit.

[–]_Regret 6 points7 points ago

Such specific things are highly unlikely, especially since there would be no record of my existence before joining reddit.

[–]cubiclecomaschizo 4 points5 points ago

Slenderman was invented by Victor Surge in a thread at Something Awful. His appearance was debated and tinkered with, with razor teeth being one of the topics. There was even a drawing of him with no legs, and a bunch of tentacles from his back that carried him. In the end, I believe the most simple traits became the most dominant: a tall thin man in a suite with no face and elongated arms.

[–]Legendman3 1 point2 points ago

And legs. Though the legs aren't as noticeable as being long.

[–]CormacOney 2 points3 points ago

That specific story actually came out 1 month and 4 days ago.

[–]_Regret 1 point2 points ago

orly?

[–]Lexdon2000 26 points27 points ago

Translated. Normally he sounds like static, but they translated for us humans sake.

[–]Locohell 14 points15 points ago

I woke up the other night hearing static. Wtf man....

[–]Lexdon2000 16 points17 points ago

Krrrshhskkshhskkshhrrrhhskks

[–]Locohell 14 points15 points ago

No. I was more like, "KkRRsSHHhRRSHKKrSSHHSssSSHHkRRRshh."

[–]Lexdon2000 10 points11 points ago

Creaaaakkkkkk A dark figure with a white face appears in your doorway. What do you do?

[–]Locohell 28 points29 points ago

Cry like a bitch.

[–]Lexdon2000 7 points8 points ago

step, step, step, step *CRASH* The figure falls through the floor and reaches its long tendrils to you.. CAKE *cough cough**Flesh...

[–]Locohell 7 points8 points ago

Throw blanket over it.

[–]Lexdon2000 11 points12 points ago

So you like it ** ***IN THE DARK, HUH?!* He thrusts faster and faster until you feel glue ooze down Sheogorath's Hairy Plains..

[–]corban123 6 points7 points ago

Close my eyes and prepare for death.

[–]Lexdon2000 23 points24 points ago

Suddenly *FUCK.. ME... * It reaches its lubricated tendrils slowly into your asshole and mouth...

[–]Locohell 2 points3 points ago

"my cake."

[–]Lexdon2000 3 points4 points ago

GIVE ME THE FUCKING CAKE! You realize it is actually deadpool in a squid suit, halfway through a portal as he steals the cake

[–]alexkh150 8 points9 points ago

give him 20 dollars.

[–]DarkestStar320 4 points5 points ago

"You want some juice? I'll get us some juice."

[–]meter1060 2 points3 points ago

Apple juice for half price?

[–]Schmackadoodle 1 point2 points ago

"Hi dad!"

[–]koy5 1 point2 points ago

I believe I know an Olympic athlete with that same name.

[–]EdibleBrains 2 points3 points ago

Who might They be though?

[–]bagelpusher 17 points18 points ago

This is just a guess, but They Might Be Giants.

[–]Lexdon2000 2 points3 points ago

Most likely.

[–]Ikimasen 2 points3 points ago

What are we gonna do unless they are?

[–]DarkestStar320 3 points4 points ago

There was a theory on another thread that he has facial features, but it's so horrible that your mind refuses to actually "see" it.

[–]geeca 32 points33 points ago

Dude, this was just posted a few days ago. Although you had the gall to download the image from imgur, and re-upload it to imgur.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]southernasshole 6 points7 points ago

That's called a x-post.

[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

x-posts are okay.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]MestR 1 point2 points ago

What are you talking about? Lots of posts are x-posted all day. Your link probably just wasn't relevant for that subreddit and/or sucked.

[–]FoolsPower 1 point2 points ago

I'm sick of this shit. Did you ever think that maybe he found the link somewhere else without the original link ? And Stop expecting people to know about every fucking post on reddit.

Ok guys, I'm ready for my downvote shower now.

[–]geeca 0 points1 point ago

If you put the post into reddit or karma decay, it will tell you it's been posted. Like what I did.

hurrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hurrrrr

[–]FoolsPower -1 points0 points ago

So you expect everyone to check karma decay every time they post. Don't be so silly.

[–]geeca 4 points5 points ago

ye... ye... yes?

[–]Rainbow_Farter 7 points8 points ago

someone really need to make a slenderman mod for minecraft, or the other way around

[–]DarkestStar320 5 points6 points ago

They already have!

[–]Rainbow_Farter 2 points3 points ago

where is it?! must have!

[–]DarkestStar320 2 points3 points ago

On google just look up "Slenderman Mod" It's for 1.2.5 though.

[–]Rainbow_Farter 2 points3 points ago

aw

[–]DarkestStar320 1 point2 points ago

But I would keep track, they'll probably update it.

[–]Switch257 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't a Slenderman mod be almost identical to a Herobrine mod? ... Is there a mod that includes both?

[–]Kiwinbacon 10 points11 points ago

Bullshit. Children taste like Bacon.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Maybe fat american children.

[–]Naught 5 points6 points ago

Tender is the OPPOSITE of chewy! You done fucked them words up, son!

[–]XavierMendel 2 points3 points ago

Here comes all the people who, after playing Slender, think they know what Slenderman is all about.

Sigh. (X)

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 7 points8 points ago

"Omg Slender is Soooo cool, he like, is scary and stuff!" -everybody on Facebook about Slenderman

[–]XavierMendel 1 point2 points ago

In reality, Slendy is one of the most badass creatures of fiction to ever walk the planet.

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 2 points3 points ago

Well, in my opinion, kidnapping isn't really badass, but I digress, some people seem to think so.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

I don't see it as kidnapping. It's more of a disappearance. Just kind of poof and whatnot.

[–]clashmo 1 point2 points ago

tell me what Slenderman is all about, I'm curious

[–]CallMeDrSwedishFish 5 points6 points ago

Watch Marble Hornets on YouTube, find the original somethingawful threads with him, maybe check out the wiki for him. There's a bit much since he inspired an entire mythos.

[–]clashmo 1 point2 points ago

will do

[–]OneSilentE 1 point2 points ago

The Marbel Hornet videos are fucking terrifying.

[–]Legendman3 0 points1 point ago

Especially totheark.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

This. There's a shitload of information about Slenderman that they didn't capture in the game. MarbleHornets, SomethingAwful, and the Creepypasta Wiki are three great places to start.

People see Slenderman as just "follow you around" guy. No. If Slenderman is after you, you're fucked. Nothing stops him. Even the protection symbol (X) is only an annoyance.

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[–]SirLittle -2 points-1 points ago

And that is also a repost.

[–]IMABIRD 0 points1 point ago

Did some "research", this is the original - http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wnbf7/enderman_and_slenderman_have_dinner/

[–]SirLittle -1 points0 points ago

I could've sworn I saw something before that....But oh, well.

[–]IMABIRD 0 points1 point ago

I edited the link to one that was 25 days ago, is that the one you were thinking of?

[–]SirLittle -1 points0 points ago

That probably is.

[–]g0rdontremeshko -1 points0 points ago

First I'm seeing of either of these guys, but Slendernan (I assume) looks just like the Terrible Trivium.

[–]KoopaConcious 4 points5 points ago

OH GOD, NOT THE SLENDERNAN!

[–]traemccombs 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-H8LpiQn_0

Damn the resonance scans, full speed ahead!

[–]FoeApple 1 point2 points ago

The speech bubbles are slightly out of place. I think, or this joke just isn't funny.

[–]CAPSLOCK_AND_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

I think its the bubbles. They looked odd. The joke however was fine, nice pun on Miner/Minor that made everything sorta click on Slender/Ender.

[–]johnlemon89 0 points1 point ago

meh

[–]ExtraDip 0 points1 point ago

How does Slenderman eat, he has no mouth

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 2 points3 points ago

He is sometimes shown as having a really thin mouth line having razor-sharp canines.

[–]ethanlan 0 points1 point ago

man, I just woke up and smoked a bowl for the first time in years and now im terrified of motherfucking slenderman

[–]Threeballer97 1 point2 points ago

The misleading speech bubbles made me read the punchline before the rest of the set up. -_-

[–]Proweirdo 0 points1 point ago

As much as I see this from day to day Internet surfing. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[–]GNsLifeStories 0 points1 point ago

(Sl)Enderman: the most scary gentlemen in the world!

[–]DementedHeadcrab 0 points1 point ago

i found this a while ago and thought "If I put it on reddit someone will say its a repost. I should just not post it". I now hate myself

[–]TehBoo1Two 0 points1 point ago

Repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/wsjum/family_reunion/

[–]rednexican 0 points1 point ago

There is a restaurant close to where I live called miners.. this is the place

[–]iceman78772 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one around here who found this picture before in Google Images?

[–]amaterasu246 0 points1 point ago

these two need a fucking sitcom.

[–]reformingfeature 1 point2 points ago

Looks like anon and a creeper.

[–]TennuyanRyu -1 points0 points ago

The amount of repost. >.<

[–]Rubsgrubs -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is a repost. I saw it in R/minecraft a few weeks ago :(

[–]gavin9898 2 points3 points ago

X post, not repost.

[–]Rubsgrubs 0 points1 point ago

thank you, my apologys good sir

[–]Itsenzoe 0 points1 point ago

The perfect pair

[–]Bear10 -2 points-1 points ago

Great, now they're eating together? throws his phone Fuck it! I'm out!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]TheBlueGhost 4 points5 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

(Slenderman eats minors[children] and Enderman eats miners [people who mine])

[–]Gunslinger402 -1 points0 points ago

This is a repost. I have seen this before.

[–]pingas-9000 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]highpwner -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

[–]Fallen_Feenux -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure that the other figure is "Herobrine", not an enderman, because endermen have purple eyes, and herobrine's are white.

[–]Dovesongz 4 points5 points ago

Herobrine looks just like the character you play as, Steve, just with white eyes. That is indeed an enderman.

[–]gavin9898 0 points1 point ago

But herobrine can disguise as mobs.

[–]Dovesongz 2 points3 points ago

Also, this enderman appears to be three blocks tall, steve/Herobrine is merely two. Plus Herobrine is a myth, unless you have a texture pack/mod for it.

[–]lon3wolf18 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]cookoo_chalupa -4 points-3 points ago

how does this work? miners and minors are pronounced exactly the same

[–]Sc0tt98 0 points1 point ago

Mine-er, Mine-or

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