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[–]packer790 89 points90 points ago

How Reddit and I get along* FTFY

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

The rule applies without images too, so the order they're sitting in this one isn't relevant.

It's "How Reddit and I get along" because if you took the other subject out you'd say "How I get along" instead of "How me get along".

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You are correct, but my method is only for sentences with two subjects joined by an "and". I suppose I didn't specify that.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 1 point2 points ago

If you don't put the verb on the end, it is either "me" or "I". The verb on the end can be implied or not. (somewhat controversial now as some don't recommend allowing "I" anymore and some still say that you must use "I" since the verb is implied).

If you DO put the verb on the end it MUST be "I".

[–]flytaggart1 9 points10 points ago

Man, when I saw this in theaters, people were laughing when he lost Wilson. To this day, I don't understand it. I was holding back tears man.

[–]Doffs_cap 3 points4 points ago

bUT...BUT WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

[–]Ziggaba 3 points4 points ago

Except I can't get angry and kick reddit away.

[–]pyronarwhal 1 point2 points ago

You can, but you might have some computer troubles later on. Don't worry though, I'm sure your warranty includes "kicking computer out of rage".

[–]cburke34 7 points8 points ago

WILSON!

[–]RalphWasntHere 18 points19 points ago

'QUOTE FROM MOVIE'

[–]brandonthebaker 5 points6 points ago

'THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM SAID MOVIE'

[–]Jacksambuck 1 point2 points ago

'FREEBIRD'

[–]Paranoid-Penguin 0 points1 point ago

"I'M SORRY WILSON!"

[–]PovertyPoint 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha!!! That's awesome, great work! Also....Happy cake day!!

[–]Ninjatertl 2 points3 points ago

I wish Reddit would just drift away in my sleep and when I woke up, it was gone. But alas, every morning more blue links...

[–]hhunterhh 2 points3 points ago

I gotta say, that is one ripped dude for being stranded on an island.

[–]EpicCliche 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best example ever.

[–]armedwithturtles 1 point2 points ago

I love this movie; Tom Hanks was great

[–]lily_gulmohar 0 points1 point ago

[–]FatefulThoughts 1 point2 points ago

Best FedEx commercial EVER!

[–]zxof 0 points1 point ago

We all know that one day this sweet relationship will be over.

[–]panda_nectar 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Don't forget about the stamp tool in photoshop!

[–]zxof 1 point2 points ago

damn thanks!

[–]apoeticturtle 0 points1 point ago

YaY 1000!!!

[–]Lurkerbot9001 0 points1 point ago

Huh, I've never imagined Reddit as Tom Hanks before.

[–]lolbotamy 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day!!

[–]JayGryph 0 points1 point ago

Imgur Is Down "WILSOOOON!"

[–]lil_buddha 0 points1 point ago

"Damnit I know where I can get more upvotes, reddit. I just don't want to go there"

[–]Gusta457 0 points1 point ago

How reddit and I get along*

[–]award07 0 points1 point ago

Tom Hanks "sexy" role.

[–]bubbles_says 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if your grammar were better.....I'm just sayin' Anyway, happy cake day!

[–]Dewbe[S] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe If my grammar WAS better? Lots of grammar nazi's showing up.

[–]bubbles_says 0 points1 point ago

WERE

[–]bubbles_says 0 points1 point ago

Were. Look it up. If you're going to be a snot, you at least ought to be educated so you don't look so stupid.

[–]May2121 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]equus_gemini 4 points5 points ago

It's a reference to the movie Cast Away (2000), starring Tom Hanks; co-starring a volleyball.

[–]May2121 2 points3 points ago

Thanks. Gonna go watch that now.

[–]lyanocoste 0 points1 point ago

I share this feel.

[–]TheWeakSon 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day, btw.