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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 118 points119 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 68 points69 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When someone try's to tell me about how awesome their weekend is going to be... 26coms 466pts 4mos funny
COOL STARRY BRA! 4coms 11pts 7mos pics
Cool story, bro 16coms 251pts 8mos funny
Cool Starry Bra... 7coms 18pts 10mos funny
Cool starry bra 2coms 10pts 11mos reddit.com
Sarcasm Bra. 7coms 63pts 1yr pics
Cool Story Bro 4coms 23pts 1yr pics
Cool starry bra... real cool 6coms 11pts 1yr pics
cool starry, bra. 1com -4pts 1yr funny
Unintentional? Probably 3coms 10pts 5mos funny
Cool Story Brah 3coms 82pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]TheAmityvillain 7 points8 points ago

This is starting to get depressing.

[–]sheriff_skullface 3 points4 points ago

I miss r/reddit.com

[–]JuggerButz67 13 points14 points ago

NotaMethAddict I see you everywhere. You haunt my dreams!

[–]EthicalReasoning 1 point2 points ago

judging by this repost calendar, we can expect to see this again in another 3.5 weeks

cant wait

[–]Pollydora 1 point2 points ago

All of the titles are offensively bad.

[–]1l1k3bac0n 1 point2 points ago

At least the title is better than a majority of these.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 7 points8 points ago

Reduce, reuse, repost.

[–]TheyreEatingHer 2 points3 points ago

Then dip your balls into it...?

[–]pbugg2 1 point2 points ago

Recyclings good for the environment

[–]Vromrig -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit, it's almost like Reddit isn't a repository for reposts so that we can all circlejerk to the reposts.

Don't pretend.

[–]Alkap0wn -5 points-4 points ago

So here I am thinking I have the cleverest comment up in this bitch. I look at the comment count. 25. Only 25 comments. That means there's a good chance my idea hasn't been posted. Fuck that, nigga. My idea's already up in this bitch. Fuck this.

[–]Electri 2 points3 points ago

Of course it is. Slightly altering the thread title to call out a repost is extremely popular.

[–]Alkap0wn 2 points3 points ago

Well, I'm just a fuck head, see? That's what that is.

[–]AnesthesiaXVII 36 points37 points ago

Really? The front page?

That's disappointing reddit..

[–]redditisgay77 21 points22 points ago

4chan circa 2006

[–]FarmerTedd 8 points9 points ago

But when was it funny?

[–]ReallyForeverAlone -1 points0 points ago

So THAT'S where all of 4chan's cancer went.

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 17 points18 points ago

First time I saw this picture I fell off my dinosaur

[–]runsoutofspace 11 points12 points ago

This makes me frustrated. There should be a PSA on how to properly harness a dinosaur.

[–]negative_discourse 1 point2 points ago

He was laughing so hard he let go of the reigns and his feet fell out of the stirrups.

[–]Zachary938 6 points7 points ago

This has been reposted so many freakin times!

[–]Cptn_Sisko 23 points24 points ago

Who upvotes this shit?

[–]I_would_eat_it 4 points5 points ago

New people like me that have just joined I guess. I have not seen it before.

[–]StringLiteral 7 points8 points ago

Don't blame them, they're just babies. It is their first day on the internet!

[–]supervin 0 points1 point ago

Gul Dukat upvoted it just to spite you.

[–]Hurfall 10 points11 points ago

Why do people say, "Tell it again?". Honestly it pisses me off.

[–]Emperorr 4 points5 points ago

I think its because for whatever reason they put it on all the stupid t-shirts they make with "Cool story bro" on it, so people think it's part of the meme.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer -5 points-4 points ago

Umad bro?

[–]denta87 4 points5 points ago

downvote it to hell.

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[–]wtfapkin -2 points-1 points ago

I've actually never seen it. I thought it was mildly amusing....

[–]MonsterAddict 1 point2 points ago

[–]drumstyx 2 points3 points ago

I can't even describe how old this is.

[–]dizzy3087 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it?

[–]smacisaac 4 points5 points ago

Cool story bro.....

[–]andshewas_45 5 points6 points ago

You mad bra?

[–]emann43 2 points3 points ago

That's nice, honey.

[–]ButtholeLicker69 1 point2 points ago

It's a good thing I always shoot for the stars.

[–]Kbman 1 point2 points ago

And... REPOST

[–]killerdead77 1 point2 points ago

Cool starry bra

[–]AwesomeIncarnate 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know where I can get this bra? Seriously...I want it now lol.

[–]neonpinata 1 point2 points ago

The packaging is from Victoria's Secret, but given that this picture was first posted a year go, I doubt they're still carrying it.

[–]Sacrefix 2 points3 points ago

First posted a year ago? This goes back farther than that...

[–]neonpinata 1 point2 points ago

Oh, sorry, I was only using that chart posted above as a reference.

[–]AwesomeIncarnate 0 points1 point ago

That...Makes me sad ah well.

[–]hikarishadow 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Have hope! I just bought this bra last June at the semi annual sale (yes, VS). There's a chance it's floating on ebay in your size or might be found in some warehouse somewhere and find its way to the sale next year.

[–]AwesomeIncarnate 1 point2 points ago

Oh yes I will Google this right now haha thanks! :D

[–]dospinacoladas 1 point2 points ago

I put this pic up in my (male) coworker's cubicle a couple of years ago. Still makes me laugh!

[–]Sacrefix 0 points1 point ago

Literally the first picture I ever saw on 4chan years and years (ok not THAT many years) ago.

[–]alexp5 -1 points0 points ago

Damnit, CAN I NOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT BEING REMINDED OF MY EX!?

[–]jdol06 1 point2 points ago

DOWN DOWN DOWN.

[–]CoolStarryBras 1 point2 points ago

So old it hurts.

[–]RQT 0 points1 point ago

I have not seen this before, even though repost, have to say you just gave me first out loud laugh of the day!

[–]0LDP0ST 1 point2 points ago

Aparently one more time. OLD!

[–]rychild 1 point2 points ago

nice repost honey

[–]Arya_5tark 0 points1 point ago

Anyone read that in Dante's voice from Grandma's Boy?

[–]thesidebproject 1 point2 points ago

Once a cup-a time...

[–]CJ_Guns -1 points0 points ago

2 hours, 735 upvotes (at the time), 21 comments, billionth time reposted?

Seems legit.

[–]givealittlelove 0 points1 point ago

RE POST.

[–]polysepalous -2 points-1 points ago

Cute bra. I might have to buy it.

[–]tutae -2 points-1 points ago

That's nice, honey.

[–]Vegascrazy 0 points1 point ago

32AA? Why does she even need a bra?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

A 32AA...awwwww...how adorable! It's like pinnochio hoping to one day be a real boy.

That bra is hoping to one day hold real-sized boobies.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

I HAVE THAT BRA!! haha

[–]TwoLegsJoe 6 points7 points ago

Cool starry bra.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

well played

[–]whymeogod -3 points-2 points ago

Pics or stfu

[–]Ganthor[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Just for clarification, I know it's a repost. I just dont care. I thought it was funny so I posted it.

http://i.imgur.com/alxg4.gif

That gif was a repost too.

[–]venicefish 0 points1 point ago

showed this to my mom & she doesn't get it. she's been repeating it for about 5 minutes & it's funnier every time.

[–]annigee -3 points-2 points ago

Needs more drag...queens.