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How I feel browsing the endless /New (i.imgur.com)

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[–]foggart 117 points118 points ago

I don't know how to feel seeing this on the New page...

[–]milamber_ 39 points40 points ago

Foreshadowing.

[–]64oz_Slurprise 21 points22 points ago

Of impending upvotes?

[–]milamber_ 12 points13 points ago

Of course. ;)

[–]64oz_Slurprise 11 points12 points ago

Oh sure,

[–]blackstrat 5 points6 points ago

Vince Gilligan.

[–]imakitty 97 points98 points ago

And this is why only images and bullshit make it to the front page. Keep up the good work fuckbucket.

15 Hours and no one called me on the missing "it". Your grammatical styling is circling a metaphorical drain reddit.

[–]Trip_McNeely 25 points26 points ago

Fuckbucket....I like it.

[–]drizzt5 12 points13 points ago

I checked to see if OP's name was fuckbucket

[–]RipIt_From_Space 1 point2 points ago

So did I, clever name to use as in insult. Props to imakitty

[–]IAmAtomato 4 points5 points ago

Meow..?

[–]Overly_Analytical 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that is the sound a tomato makes....

[–]IAmAtomato 3 points4 points ago

squish

[–]jakemg 0 points1 point ago

I think there's some reddiqette that says dumping downvotes is discouraged. Instead, skip stuff you don't like and upvote stuff you do. I only downvote the bullshit I see on the FP

[–]HashHound[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/nPPIr.gif

[–]fattony1216 -2 points-1 points ago

You're my favorite.

[–]GloriousMatt 9 points10 points ago

I feel like the first several votes matter way too much. No matter what quality the content, all posts must be a bit lucky to survive the r/new "knights."

[–]Lee13412 10 points11 points ago

Also how I feel browsing the frontpage of f7u12

[–]copied__comments 7 points8 points ago

People actually browse that mess? Whatever man....

[–]Kingmudsy 3 points4 points ago

lol watever they r le funny XD...No, really though, look through it, there are literally posts bitching about how many people smoke weed in their middle school. Because sex is a sin and drugs are bad for you.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 1 point2 points ago

to be fair, most drugs are bad for you. the only downside i have been able to find in research into why marijuana is actually bad is that it can lead to much much worse drugs. while i have no opinion for or against marijuana, i do know that it doesn't have too many downsides. well, i also heard (and this is still being studied) that marijuana may cause schizophrenia. but, yeah /r/f7u12 is a stupid place.

[–]Kingmudsy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you make some good points!

[–]TheMagicStik 36 points37 points ago

WE FUCKING GET IT, YOU DOWNVOTE STUFF ON /NEW, YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

[–]1HitK0h 7 points8 points ago

The only thing I can think of when viewing this is how much of a pain it would be to animate every one of those arrows.

[–]tonterias 5 points6 points ago

Most impressive, they seem to be cut down to appear behind one of the doors!

[–]shoffing 4 points5 points ago

Wouldn't be hard to do as a particle system

[–]CloudDrunk 0 points1 point ago

You could probably do it pretty pain-free in Flash. My animation experience is extremely lacking though.

[–]FThisNoise 0 points1 point ago

I'm very curious what program they use to make these.

[–]alltheaids 3 points4 points ago

This is how I feel when I see "worst tattoo" posts in r/wtf

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 1 point2 points ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite --> Z J Z J Z J Z J Z J ...

[–]pauli_rearea 1 point2 points ago

i dont get it

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

You feel like a plane ?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 28 points29 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cwlx5.gif

[–]vxx 10 points11 points ago

Welcome back, if you not just hit the wrong button, NAMA

[–]SupermanV2 14 points15 points ago

I'm really bad about switching my accounts.

[–]vxx 14 points15 points ago

But great at humour.

I like you as a person, not th e accounts you're hiding behind.

[–]Drunken_Economist 12 points13 points ago

Thanks, I like you too.

[–]three_watermelons 8 points9 points ago

Oh. Oh my.

[–]NotaMethAddict 10 points11 points ago

Yes?

[–]nmeseth 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit...

Explanation Required.

[–]ProxyMuncher 5 points6 points ago

True karma conspiracy

[–]Kingmudsy 3 points4 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! Wait, unless if they're all really good friends with each other...And they have some sort of, "I'm famous on Reddit club." I want in.

[–]HappyDays7 4 points5 points ago

All of the big-time accounts are pretending they're all the same person. They do it a lot, no cause for alarm.

[–]YouListening 2 points3 points ago

Why should I explain myself to you?

[–]obamawho 0 points1 point ago

Shit just got real.

[–]NotaMethAddict -4 points-3 points ago

Ahhh I always get my accounts mixed up, I apologize.

[–]vxx -2 points-1 points ago

Random

[–]copied__comments -2 points-1 points ago

Best hunting dog ever! Why bother chasing them through the woods when you can have them lining up to nail your beagle.

[–]HashHound[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/xSjMc.gif

[–]bownskie 2 points3 points ago

It's like downvote diarrhea.

[–]GeneralBS 0 points1 point ago

no i didn't see this posted in /r/gifsound earlier. i know i didnt

[–]HashHound[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/AC4HP.gif

[–]NotaMethAddict 3 points4 points ago

endless /r/new

Are you some sort of masochist?

[–]Onotix 0 points1 point ago

Why is it banned?

[–]rottenseed[!] 4 points5 points ago

Oh wow...I bet you're so cool. Here have a downvote. Doesn't matter because you're already on the front page.

[–]HashHound[S] 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/I8CZK.gif

[–]xxsmokealotxx 1 point2 points ago

I suppose it's probably about time I go do my community service hours... /NEW here I come!

[–]BennimusPrime -1 points0 points ago

You dirty bastard

[–]allegrasandoval 0 points1 point ago

What IS that?! That's some Jurassic shit!!

[–]Jojo_Mojo_Jojo -1 points0 points ago

This is why I hate Reddit. On my old account I took original pictures, found spectacular and original things. People like you didn't even bother to look at it and just downvoted it to the black void of negative Karma.

I deleted all the posts because my link karma dropped to -21.

[–]LeonProfessional 1 point2 points ago

As someone who attempts to be a "knight of r/new," I wholeheartedly agree with this.

[–]ToadShortage 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who expects a single downvote to drop after the huge swarm has left the screen?

[–]BerntPickle 1 point2 points ago

And not a single upvote was given.

[–]DammitJosh 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping after all the Downvotes stopped, a single Upvote would fall out after a second...

[–]Dressedw1ngs 0 points1 point ago

Hm, a B17 dropping downvotes? Where am I?

[–]thequirkybondvillian 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping for a single upvote at the end there.

[–]awesome-o-4000 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel with every Facebook related post

[–]Xvalai 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same in /WTF because 74% of it belongs somewhere else.

[–]Destructor__Creator 0 points1 point ago

"How I feel reposting a gif for the tenth time with a lame title applicable to reddit"

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

you actually made that gif

[–]pulezan 1 point2 points ago

Funny, that's how i feel seeing all the "how i feel when" gifs. Including yours.

[–]SDPilot 0 points1 point ago

stolen from /r/aviation

tsk tsk

[–]gamester958 0 points1 point ago

We get it: most of the stuff posted to Reddit is garbage.

[–]tmt1993 -1 points0 points ago

For people who downvote lots of posts, why? I actually want to know. Rarely do things pop up that I dislike so much that I will downvote them. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just curious.

[–]knights_say_ni -1 points0 points ago

Weird, that's how I feel with the "how I feel browsing new" post

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

How I feel constantly seeing the countless "how I feel browsing /new" posts.

[–]SwellFellow 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/QF80b.gif

[–]shortfinal 7 points8 points ago

That downvote killed 11 people and injured 69 others.

[–]Opsys -2 points-1 points ago

Video anybody?

[–]FThisNoise 0 points1 point ago

That's a fucked up .gif man. Not cool.

[–]Ethosia -1 points0 points ago

People die. I laugh. Life goes on.

[–]christianjb 1 point2 points ago

This is the second 'How I feel browsing new' post I've seen in the last few hours.

Do you want to know how that makes me feel?

It makes me feel like I'm posting in an online forum frequented by a bunch of teenagers whose sense of humor has yet to progress beyond simple and repetitive meme jokes.

[–]MaximumUltra 1 point2 points ago

Yep. The daily reminder that things on /new get downvoted easily.

[–]fattony1216 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel about people doing what you do.

[–]HopelessSky7 -1 points0 points ago

I rode in one of those planes. They're pretty cool.

[–]Needswhippedcream 0 points1 point ago

I almost skydove from one of these but my parachute was missing. Instead, I got high and the instructor said I could pee out the gate with a 50% refund instead of getting 100% refunded.

When I landed, I kicked myself for not takin the opportunity to take a shit too.

[–]LePwnz0rs 0 points1 point ago

They still charged you because they fucked up?

[–]RDBIII 0 points1 point ago

I didn't ride in one but I've been in one. They are very cool. One of the few B-17's that are left.

[–]HopelessSky7 0 points1 point ago

I was able to walk around in it as it flew by New York City.

[–]RDBIII 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. Which one was it? I got to go inside the one named "Sentimental Journey" here in Washington. And they offered rides, but to do that was super expensive.

[–]HopelessSky7 1 point2 points ago

I went in the Yankee Lady. Here's a link to the website: http://www.yankeeairmuseum.org/yam/fly/B-17/reserve

[–]HopelessSky7 0 points1 point ago

It was at an air show by NY at the time though

[–]Broshaq -2 points-1 points ago

God bless you

[–]ScruffyMonkeh -3 points-2 points ago

That's actually how I view the entirety of Reddit.

[–]XDME 0 points1 point ago

well I guess that includes your comment so..

[–]ScruffyMonkeh 0 points1 point ago

I don't post often.

[–]BassNector -2 points-1 points ago

You know, redditors HATE what is on the front page unless it is their post... I find this to be... egotistical. I am glad they are taking it out on reddit though and not others in real life.

Now, before all of you try and gang up on me, when I say redditors, I mean this as most, not all. As some like to believe so they can feel ousted and then be able to retaliate and not feel any form of guilt. It saddens me... Also, what is on the front page from new so your arguments are kind of holy... and not in a religious sense.

[–]HashHound[S] 1 point2 points ago

http://www.emotionreply.com/s.php?n=18&t=what

[–]BassNector -1 points0 points ago

Does it need to? I may be insane but who the fuck should really care?

[–]moviedude26 1 point2 points ago

That is a beautiful GIF.

[–]Speckman 0 points1 point ago

This gif is smooth as hell!!!

[–]EtTuElmo 0 points1 point ago

How the hell do you make gifs like this?

[–]Spineless_John 0 points1 point ago

I still hate this post, but I'm proud of you for saying /New instead of r/new.

[–]HashHound[S] 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/lWPdJ.png

[–]mcbrett5 -2 points-1 points ago

u need a stronger downvote http://i.imgur.com/fDa4V.gif

[–]AuNinjaDOui -5 points-4 points ago

Someone needs to make an AA gun shooting upvotes.

[–]CarrionBeetle -2 points-1 points ago

We get it: most of the stuff posted to Reddit is garbage.

[–]jaykaybay -2 points-1 points ago

How I feel viewing your posts.

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