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[–]Disco_Gypsy_Fish 8 points9 points ago

I love how this gif perfectly describes reddit.

[–]peifferu 7 points8 points ago

But I'm still going to watch it anyway.

[–]nanrosenthal 4 points5 points ago

Abraham Lincoln?

[–]MT_Vittle_Me[S] 3 points4 points ago

I think it's Horace The Horse Beater Jenkins

[–]Palm7 3 points4 points ago

It doesn't help that Part II was almost exactly the same as the original

[–]HairyButtCheeks 0 points1 point ago

Oh, so THAT'S why the gif is of a man beating a dead horse. Since all the movies will be the same thing. Thanks for the clarification!

[–]wtfover 2 points3 points ago

Well the second one left so many questions unanswered... /sarcasm

[–]bubblerapper 4 points5 points ago

[–]tatertot1000 2 points3 points ago

NO IT'S FUNNY! GET IT? DRUNK GUYS GET A HANGOVER AND DO STUFF! HA HA HA HA HA

[–]IAmAccutane 3 points4 points ago

Why is Abraham Lincoln beating Sarah Jessica Parker? :(

[–]Kyle_Crafty 4 points5 points ago

[–]indridcold137 1 point2 points ago

Been planned for a while, I hear. Alan apparently winds up in the insane asylum. Somehow.

[–]thatpeculiarcat 1 point2 points ago

There shouldn't have even been a Part II.

[–]i-rawr123 0 points1 point ago

I haven't even seen the second one.

[–]shitwhore 1 point2 points ago

Beatin' the meat.

Fap.

My brain is messed up.

[–]pancakehiatt 0 points1 point ago

Madagascar 15.

[–]Fakeouch -1 points0 points ago

I didn't even find the first one funny...

[–]JabberJauw 0 points1 point ago

How can they make a new one without ryan dunn. so insensitive.

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[–]fakecandy 7 points8 points ago

Oh the irony of this comment.

[–]sake_the_dj 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gives_Wrong_Answer 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure of a lot of things, but RES says you have exactly no votes. Since you start with one upvote, how the fuck did you accomplish this?

[–]themalaka 0 points1 point ago

Magic!.... I have no idea. The man trying to keep me down.