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Playing some would you rather, when... (imgur.com)

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[–]Chac_mool 58 points59 points ago

I would join in kinda how the other girl in porno threesomes do, just watch while naked and cheer them on. "Yeah Dad, fuck that pussy!"

[–]sparklyteenvampire 20 points21 points ago

What the fuck is up with that girl? I hate that girl. And it's always got to be the hottest of the two.

[–]ratajewie 12 points13 points ago

Yea. She always has perfect tits, a perfect face and figure, and is completely shaved, and just has to sit back and squeeze the other girl's lopsided tits.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

If only. That frigid bitch usually just sits there across the couch, staring at herself and schlicking while the other two are going at it. She doesn't even have the decency to pretend she's fapping to them.

[–]guyver_dio 1 point2 points ago

That's why she's still perfect

[–]ratajewie 1 point2 points ago

I don't see how getting fucked a lot can give you a hairy vagina and lopsided tits. But alrighty.

[–]YogurtShaker 9 points10 points ago

Exactly, then you only have to watch ONCE instead of every day.

[–]MCSArts -5 points-4 points ago

Relevant

[–]OnTheLeft 4 points5 points ago

Congratulations

[–]Greasy 97 points98 points ago

People who voted for the latter were all dudes who were adopted by hot lesbian couples.

That's right, all of them.

[–]c00ig33k 17 points18 points ago

I would. And then... only one would be your legitimate parent, maybe neither, and if only one, then the other would have never been pregnant, or both would never have been. Oh my gosh. I would do it man.

[–]zraden 40 points41 points ago

wat.

[–]Guy691 17 points18 points ago

At the top:

"Missed call: Click to read"

[–]ThatJedi 74 points75 points ago

NOPE

[–]TitoThroughtheTulips 1 point2 points ago

that's pretty much what my drunken self did..

[–]mcknicker 7 points8 points ago

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[–]nixle 0 points1 point ago

The face becomes a coup of soup?

[–]Baconbeercan5 5 points6 points ago

Is this an app on the iPhone? If so, what is it called because I searched "would you rather" and this one didn't come up.

Halp.

[–]xSpiica 5 points6 points ago

I don't know if it is for iOS, but it is for Android. It's called "You Rather".

[–]Dimitri1033 1 point2 points ago

Yep, it's on iOS as you rather

[–]Baconbeercan5 0 points1 point ago

Found it!! Thanks all! :)

[–]Manticore97 5 points6 points ago

yourather.com

[–]ATSmithPB 0 points1 point ago

On the Android version of the app store I believe it is simply called "You Rather"

[–]vinylscratchp0n3 27 points28 points ago

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 2 points3 points ago

Hey, you guys, technically this dude's got it right. At least someone around here reads the rule book.

[–]Insideoutwards 2 points3 points ago

What rule book are you referring to?

[–]SaggyBallsHD 14 points15 points ago

The International Rule Book of Getting Laid.

[–]Insideoutwards 5 points6 points ago

Well, if that rule book recommends incest, I'm burning it.

[–]Sinthemoon 9 points10 points ago

No, wait! It was only wrestling at first!

[–]Hamju 6 points7 points ago

My dad is dead.

Option B.

[–]dbdudley 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't that mean you're just fucking your mom one on one?

[–]OriginalityIsDead 8 points9 points ago

I hope that's all it means...

Oh god, he's getting his shovel.

[–]indecentXpo5ure 8 points9 points ago

http://imgur.com/pjHG9

[–]thebeefygordita 15 points16 points ago

I still heard the "SAIL" when he jumped

[–]magtees 13 points14 points ago

Oh my fuck

[–]ZumaZoom 5 points6 points ago

I'd rather get dick cancer

[–]Very_Blunt 5 points6 points ago

I think I'd rather bash my own brains in.

[–]Puddinlegzz 1 point2 points ago

Wow

[–]optimusfunk 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure my dad would go into cardiac arrest like 30 seconds into the first round. That way everyone wins

[–]Insideoutwards 1 point2 points ago

The second option is a bit ambigious. I imagine "joining in" as simply entering the room, because simply entering the room would surely make it stop.

[–]Manticore97 2 points3 points ago

I see Reddit voted.

[–]HipsterFox 2 points3 points ago

BBC Commercial?

[–]Poujakar 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap! You missed a call!

[–]JuliaGasm 0 points1 point ago

I would do the second one. Just because then what happens to my own sexytimes...

[–]BatmansNygma 0 points1 point ago

Which did you answer?

[–]Nukken 0 points1 point ago

mother fucker

[–]marleyc55 1 point2 points ago

Rather watch. They have to die sooner or later.

[–]Mystics 0 points1 point ago

App name???

[–]theotherneville 0 points1 point ago

You Rather

[–]4vradrmr -1 points0 points ago

Is this an app?

[–]guitarguy109 0 points1 point ago

Gun => head => done...

[–]sharksinyermouth 0 points1 point ago

I was more weirded out by the ability to read missed calls on your phone.....

[–]blackLe 0 points1 point ago

Have you never heard this question? what, are you fucking 12?

[–]my_moms_a_milf 1 point2 points ago

That would be an especially tough choice for me.

[–]A_Mandalorian_Spud 0 points1 point ago

Someone stole that from Graham Norton. Come on

[–]OmEgah15 0 points1 point ago

The other day was my dad's birthday. It was around 9 PM, and he tells me "so since your sister is sleeping at her friends house...(her room is right next to theirs)..your mother said something about us being alone tonight. But it's MYYYY birthday!" My dad said as he faux-sobbed. "Can you please just watch TV with us right now until she forgets about it and falls asleep? PLEASE." So I did.

tl;dr I cock blocked my mom for my dad's birthday.

[–]kyle2143 -1 points0 points ago

This is probably the first /r/wtf post I've seen that left me confused as to upvote because it was so fucked up or downvote because it is so disturbing... I still don't know.

[–]JewBerryPie 0 points1 point ago

This was on an Askreddit post a few months ago

[–]dathom 0 points1 point ago

Easily join in. It's purely about time management.

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 0 points1 point ago

It's a no win situation because if you take the latter option you're still stuck with the horror of having to watch it play over in your nightmares (or even worse...your dreams) every night.

[–]omg_cornfields 1 point2 points ago

The fact that one of my parents is dead just makes this even more upsetting.

[–]The_Mama 0 points1 point ago

i have 3 parents so i'd have to ask which ones lol

[–]cherrychuckles 0 points1 point ago

I would pick the "watch for the rest of my life" option and then kill myself by jumping into a wood chipper.

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

I'd choose to watch. My parents hate the fuck out of each other, there's no way that shit will last.

[–]seanmcgeef 0 points1 point ago

What is the name of this app?

[–]West4Humanity 0 points1 point ago

ummm... what IS this genius idea for a thing on the internet?

[–]Let_It_Bleed 0 points1 point ago

You could always be that one awkward person who stands off to the side making random remarks.

[–]Aesthete 0 points1 point ago

I don't wanna play anymore ._.

[–]Mhblea 0 points1 point ago

I live in a pretty normal household so it's time to throw up.

[–]snatchamike 0 points1 point ago

I would join in once just for the simple fact that I wouldn't want to have that kind of nightly commitment. I have my own life to live and need to work, travel, have other relationships, ect. I can't be tied down to donate 1 hour every single night to watching my parents fuck. What if I want to go camping or something? What if I want to live in a different town? Unless I can just view it on Skype or something, I would definitely just jump in the sack and let my mom have it, if only for the freedom it would give me to move on with my life.

[–]The_Auryn 0 points1 point ago

hmm...

Dammit quickmeme still down.

[–]jtobin85 1 point2 points ago

i bet mostly guys voted to join in. i feel like a boy fuckin his mom is less fucked up then a daughter fucking her dad

[–]DefconX 11 points12 points ago

Nice try Oedipus.

[–]Deergoose 9 points10 points ago

Some things should be left unpondered.

[–]dbdudley -1 points0 points ago

Wow

[–]sparklyteenvampire 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck do you quantify that?

[–]andrewcm2 0 points1 point ago

I disagree. I think they're both equally really super awkward. Just my opinion though.

[–]szester 0 points1 point ago

My friend and I decided we would take the hits for each other, I'd join in with his parents and he would join in with mine.

[–]yoinker77 1 point2 points ago

Joining in with a few of my friends parents would be, in no way, "taking a hit" ..

[–]noreallyimthepope 0 points1 point ago

THIS DOES NOT BELONG IN /r/WTF, IT IS HARDLY MILDLYINTERESTING!

[–]ent_bomb 0 points1 point ago

Ripped off from a Graham Norton advert for the show Would You Rather.

[–]Battle_for_RWTF 0 points1 point ago

"OMG WTF?!?!?!?!! I better post this to Reddit to blow everyone's mind!!!"

Fuck off OP take this garbage to /r/Funny if even that.