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[–]xenthum 103 points104 points ago

Substitute "mom" for "ANYONE IN THE WORLD" and now this comic is accurate for me.

[–]chris15118 5 points6 points ago

Whats up with not wanting people to look at your screen?

[–]xenthum 8 points9 points ago

I just like my privacy. It also bugs me if my roomate watches over my shoulder while I play something competitive, like League of Legends.

[–]ShinyPichu 6 points7 points ago

Me too, and then they're like "OH, WHAT'RE YOU HIDING? HMMMM?" I'm not hiding anything, I just like my own space thank you very much.

[–]mikeypinhas 12 points13 points ago

It's usualy awkward browsing /r/spaceclop with people watching...

[–]MazzyFo 10 points11 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]dnbeyer 8 points9 points ago

Fuck, that's in my history now

[–]qwer777 4 points5 points ago

WARNING: NSFL

[–]n00bikscube1122 2 points3 points ago

Fuck YOU! ಠ_ಠ

[–]mont94 1 point2 points ago

good job. i usually trick people into this.

[–]xbxmet14 5 points6 points ago

upvotes to everyone who clicked that not knowing what it was...and to those who clicked anyway

[–]mikeypinhas 1 point2 points ago

I looked at the mail counter and thought "OH SHIT, what did i do?! Oh, yeah. hehe"

[–]WillBlaze 0 points1 point ago

Why did I click on those links... I feel sick now.

[–]auxiliary-character 0 points1 point ago

Why was this purple?

[–]kanjjn 133 points134 points ago

"What do you want Mom?"

"Oh nothing Cunt Destroyer. Go about your business."

[–]monocleparty 15 points16 points ago

I can only imagine how many cunts he's destroying at his moms house..

[–]defgames 3 points4 points ago

Should be flattered that someone would bother imagining that.

[–]ReachAndCalibrations 37 points38 points ago

To be fair, he probably did destroy her cunt when he was born.

[–]NiceFella 20 points21 points ago

His mom's handle is probably "Child ruin-er 3000" or "douche-machine"

[–]Deeezzz_Nutzz 136 points137 points ago

Move out.

Then you can browse with 46in LED HDTV glory in the living room

[–]runsoutofspace 135 points136 points ago

Dude, stop looking into my apartment.

[–]unohoo09 66 points67 points ago

I'll stop when you stop being so damn sexy.

[–]runsoutofspace 28 points29 points ago

[–]ScribblesReddit 3 points4 points ago

Is there plenty of space? I figured you'd run out...

[–]Blackmesa57 0 points1 point ago

Dude, stop pretending to be me.

[–]bigskykb 28 points29 points ago

you're living the dream, my friend

[–]Deeezzz_Nutzz 19 points20 points ago

No, not yet.

The dream is a projector...180 inches of God-tier glory.

[–]Ghooble 25 points26 points ago

180 inches of porn ya say?

[–]mourkeer 2 points3 points ago

Fuck yeah, I have a 17-foot projected diagonal display. It makes everything easy, COD, Netflix, Web browsing, etc.

Life is goods sometime.

[–]bside 3 points4 points ago

It makes everything easier but only if you're sitting at least 100 yards away from the screen

[–]mourkeer 1 point2 points ago

I sit about 12 feet away. It seriously doesn't strain my neck or anything. I love it with all of my heart.

[–]EternalAssasin -1 points0 points ago

I have that.

[–]pete2532 8 points9 points ago

You.... you can do that??

[–]Ghooble 15 points16 points ago

Most HDTV's have a HDMI/DVI plug in the back which makes them basically a big ass monitor. I still prefer a decent monitor to any TV though.

am i going to get a whoosh?

[–]SirNoName 4 points5 points ago

Dunno.
But I agree about the monitor / TV thing.

[–]GlitchLord2 5 points6 points ago

TV's usually have lower pixel denities densities

[–]o0eagleeye0o 4 points5 points ago

So text usually looks terrible

[–]GlitchLord2 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, so does video. Having a 42 inch tv on 1080p only will be horribly blocky and grainy.

[–]bizitmap 5 points6 points ago

Know how I know we're in the future? It's possible for a 1080p digitally encoded video signal to be considered "horrible."

[–]GlitchLord2 0 points1 point ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixel_density#Calculation_of_monitor_PPI

Edit: A 22 inch display running at 1080p has a pixel density of 100.13 PPI

A 47 inch display running at the same resolution has a PPI of just 46.87

The human eye can not differentiate detail past 300 PPI.

That means we can still tell the difference between screens up to 300 PPI. Find me a screen with above 300 PPI that I can use as a computer monitor.

[–]5kToSelfDestruction 0 points1 point ago

Explain, why is that? If your TV normally displays 1080p video, why would a 1080p video from your computer look shitty?

[–]GlitchLord2 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you sit at computer-monitor distance from a 42-inch TV, you will notice it has a lower PPI than a smaller computer monitor of the same resolution.

[–]xbxmet14 0 points1 point ago

not if you are sitting the proper distance from it. 1080p on a 42" looks perfectly fine if you are sitting say 6-10 feet away from it.

[–]GlitchLord2 0 points1 point ago

Well, if I was going to browse the web, I would be looking at sitting monitor distance (a few inches to a foot) away.

[–]xbxmet14 0 points1 point ago

which is precisely why you don't use a giant TV on a computer.

Best workaround to get both a large size and view-ability at a close distance: 30" computer monitor w 2560x1600

[–]Svelemoe 0 points1 point ago

And the RESPONSE TIME, GOD. NEVER try gaming on a TV.

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[–]EtaVong 0 points1 point ago

You guessed it.

[–]GlitchLord2 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, horrific input lag.

[–]maineguy1988 2 points3 points ago

Why is it when I hook my laptop up to my 50inch HDTV, the entire screen doesn't fill up? I can't seem to change the resolution on my laptop to be full screen on the TV... Any thoughts?

EDIT: Deleted "aspect [resolution]"... don't believe that was right.

[–]ejackso1 4 points5 points ago

First of all, right click on the desktop and then click screen resolution. Make sure it says 1280x720 for a 720p TV, or 1920x1080 for a 1080p TV.

If there are still black borders around the screen, you'll need to go into your Laptop's video options (Catalyst Control Center or Nvidia Control Panel) and find the option called overscan adjustment. Adjust it until there are no black borders.

[–]danslanuit 3 points4 points ago

Were you using the laptop screen/projector option? I've noticed that making sure the desktop only appears on the projector (or HDTV in our case) and not on the laptop's screen at the same time triggers the aspect ratio to change and fit perfectly to the TV's size.

[–]maineguy1988 1 point2 points ago

I will have to try that.

[–]maineguy1988 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. I was cloning the image on the laptop to the TV.

[–]hessian_ 4 points5 points ago

Sir,

Resolution. It can be changed to fit.

[–]Lebowski_ 1 point2 points ago

Maybe your graphics card (or lack of) isn't powerful enough to put out what your TV's resolution is by default. If possible I would try messing around with your screen scaling options (works if you have Catalyst Control Center or equivalent) or adjusting your TV's settings. Are you using HDMI or DVI? I know when I first got my computer I had it set up on my flatscreen TV and plugged in originally with a DVI cord. For some odd reason the picture would always be off centered regardless of resolution and scaling, so I switched to HDMI and it's worked perfectly since then. Anyways those are some things I'd play around with just to see.

[–]maineguy1988 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. I use an HDMI cable. I have it set up so that it clones what's on my laptop's screen. I tried looking for settings to fix that but I guess there were none to accommodate that.

[–]Plornt 4 points5 points ago

Dont use clone, use extend display. I believe the resolution is limited to whatever the lowest resolution of the displays connected is. I am assuming your laptop is of a lower resolution of your TV. The extend option is under Desktop -> Right click -> Screen Res -> Multiple Displays -> Extend these displays.

Select which one you want to make as your main display as that will be the one with the task bar on it. (Windows 8 has it on both)

[–]maineguy1988 0 points1 point ago

This is what I believe is my best bet.

[–]Xzriek 1 point2 points ago

If you have it set so that it shows up both on your laptop and tv, you can only set the resolution as high as you laptop can go. Set it so that you can only see it on the TV and you should be able to set it to a higher resolution.

The term you were thinking of was aspect ratio btw.

[–]theonefreeman 1 point2 points ago

You may also want to look for an "overscan" option on your graphics card or in the TV options.

[–]maineguy1988 0 points1 point ago

Will do!

[–]Fistblastoff 0 points1 point ago

Replace 46in with 52in and add a huge stereo surround. Then you'll match me.

[–]commandakeen 0 points1 point ago

Haha, move out!

Haha, Living room!

Haha, Money!

[–]YouHaveShitTaste 0 points1 point ago

using a TV as a monitor

describing your TV by its method of backlighting

lol

[–]bgbritt1015 228 points229 points ago

Your name would go is CUNT_DESTROYER_3000, but you still live with mom...cmon

[–]Confucius_says 206 points207 points ago

he likely destroyed atleast one cunt when he was born.

[–]Amarowar 23 points24 points ago

I doubt confucius said that. FRAUD

[–]Ixistant 7 points8 points ago

"I doubt Confucius said that." - Freud

FTFY

[–]DrPLankton 6 points7 points ago

[–]AssFromThePast 0 points1 point ago

[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000[S] 93 points94 points ago

Im home for the summer, a bit different

[–]mehugz 17 points18 points ago

I know that feel bro. 1 more week and I'll be back at my university looking at porn in the library without headphones on.

[–]AdmiralQuackbar 0 points1 point ago

Sweet Jesus man think of the children!

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[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000[S] 87 points88 points ago

Okay? I'm glad theres enough people on the internet that care whether I come home for the summer or not.

[–]Jonny_Watts 26 points27 points ago

WHAT DELETE COMMENT SAY? I MUST NEEDS KNOW!

[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000[S] 28 points29 points ago

The comment said "No it's not." or something like that.

[–]MagikalGiant 32 points33 points ago

[–]on_reddit_all_day 75 points76 points ago

[–]Antixian 50 points51 points ago

Hey, what're you looking at so intently?

Nothin' mom, just my desktop.

[–]princessbubblegum 18 points19 points ago

Just checkin my email, mom.

Again.

[–]blainetrimble 10 points11 points ago

Oh god I use that all the time. Is it really that obvious?

[–]publius4 5 points6 points ago

Yep.

It's ok though we've all done it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

[–]silent_p 2 points3 points ago

Set OP's post as your desktop and it's two in one.

[–]something-ception 43 points44 points ago

I wish there was a wallpaper of this picture; i'd probably minimize the window every time she hangs around in my room.

[–]Username48 83 points84 points ago

Here you go http://i.imgur.com/GDtRc.jpg (1680x1050)

[–]SamWilber 18 points19 points ago

May I ask you how in the world you did that

[–]Username48 51 points52 points ago

Got rid of the text, auto-traced it in Illustrator (had to really play with the settings), re-sized it to fit a 1680x1050 canvas, extended the left edge of the desk with a curved line, re-added the white impact text with black stroke.

[–]Razer1103 1 point2 points ago

Upvotes for Illustrator CS6!

[–]Username48 20 points21 points ago

I used Illustrator CS5. I'm a fraud and am unworthy of your upvote. :(

[–]Razer1103 2 points3 points ago

I didn't know CS5 had auto-trace..? Was it an addon?

[–]Username48 4 points5 points ago

Well, Live-Trace. Is there a CS6-specific feature called Auto Trace?

[–]Razer1103 1 point2 points ago

I think it's called, "Image Trace" and it works very well!

[–]Username48 9 points10 points ago

Well, I guess it's about time I pirated CS6 then.

[–]guyboy 4 points5 points ago

By far the best tracing program is Vector Magic. It uses anti-aliasing information.

Comparison
Comparison
Comparison

[–]Razer1103 0 points1 point ago

That is Illustrator CS6's Image trace, right?

Even so...that's pretty fair... Vector auto-tracers don't work very well for low res images. (Except Magic.) The first image they used for sample was close to 50x50, but I'm not sure. (Might as well do it manually.)

[–]guyboy 1 point2 points ago

Vector Magic has an online version too. You can download 2 pictures for free per email you sign up with. It has all the features needed. The desktop version has specific customization that's generally unneeded.

EDIT: Though if you're going to game the system with multiple emails anyway, you might as well get a torrent of the desktop version, which is what I did.

[–]noobpwnzer 0 points1 point ago

So you might say he zoom and enhanced it?

[–]pievendor 9 points10 points ago

Haven't you ever watched CSI?

[–]Rosetti 4 points5 points ago

Ah, so he made a GUI with visual basic.

Also, this a random side comment, but since GUI is pronounced 'gooey', the sentence 'I'll make a gooey', 'made a gooey' etc, because quite gross.

[–]Keboose 7 points8 points ago

Gah! You beat me to it! (1920x1080)

[–]Gammertyme 2 points3 points ago

Now we wait...

[–]something-ception 1 point2 points ago

that's awesome, thanks!

[–]Username48 1 point2 points ago

No problem! I have it set as my desktop background as well. Also have desktop icons hidden.

[–]Notyourfaja 0 points1 point ago

I'll let you put the tip in for making this glorious wallpaper.

Spoiler alert - I'm a hairy dude. I won't tell if you don't.

[–]Pointaken 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]cccpmachacker 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!!!! My parents are raging and laughing now. I don't know how they do both at the same time but oh well. :D

[–]kceb 11 points12 points ago

Here, take this half-assed wallpaper I created in a few minutes.
If you want it in a different size, let me know.

[–]Rosetti 11 points12 points ago

Yours is the worst.

[–]kceb 3 points4 points ago

Hence why I said "Half-assed".
Also, wasn't sure if he wanted just the face or the whole picture.
Eh, I didn't try.

[–]clunkclunk 0 points1 point ago

Yours is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]kceb 15 points16 points ago

[–]Username48 1 point2 points ago

Actually, if you look at the very bottom of the comments section, you'll see someone who tried to recreate the face in MS Paint for use as a background.

[–]Psythik 6 points7 points ago

So make one?

[–]Kieph 37 points38 points ago

My mom never understands that, when I show her things, I am showing her one picture and not the entire internet. Always have the throw out the "...that's it, bye now," before returning the warm glow of my laptop,

[–]Uberninjaa 19 points20 points ago

My brother does that. I find it decently effective to just slowly push his head away. If he resists I just shove him over.

[–]KFCatz 5 points6 points ago

I made the mistake of showing my mom a few too many interesting videos, or funny pictuers. Now every time she walks by she comes in for a look. Mom, seriously. If it's interesting I'll let you know.

[–]hooizyoo 16 points17 points ago

Why am I not surprised that a guy named Cuntdestroyer is looking at something on the computer he doesn't want his mom to see?

[–]wusta 4 points5 points ago

he could be your friendly vigilante...

[–]el___diablo 17 points18 points ago

Just put on 2 girls 1 cup. That'll show her !

[–]mont94 4 points5 points ago

and look her dead in the eye.

[–]larsao3 1 point2 points ago

Then masturbate furiously

[–]mont94 1 point2 points ago

still maintain eye contact and finish.

[–]carlotta4th 3 points4 points ago

Whenever anyone looks at my computer screen, this is my reaction (unless I specifically invited them over to watch a youtube clip or something). It's the hovering... the silent judging.

BAH! LEAVE ME BE!

[–]tparrott123 1 point2 points ago

I used to be like this but my mother would still try to look. Eventually around 18 I got tired of it and just started to keep a tab open on a porn website. Anytime she went to look I would just switch to that tab. Needless to say she stopped pretty quickly...

[–]MC_Hawking 8 points9 points ago

Yay! Everyone's 12!

[–]Caristinn 22 points23 points ago

Just like Mitt Romney suggested, I borrowed a couple tens of thousands of dollars to pay off student loans and buy a house as soon as I left college. No idea why people are living with their parents.

[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000[S] 18 points19 points ago

19*

[–]peenpooper -2 points-1 points ago

oh dear.

[–]CUNT_DESTROYER_3000[S] 13 points14 points ago

Why, is there a problem?

[–]Stickguy259 2 points3 points ago

Not in my opinion. I'm only 20 personally, but I know a lot older people have "get off my lawn syndrome". Other than your name you don't seem like too immature of a person, so your critic peenpooper is probably just one of said older people. Nothing wrong with them either of course, the more varied we are as a community the better imo.

[–]NiceFella 15 points16 points ago

I'm 19 mom! I can look at all the boobies I want! GAAAAAAAWWWDDD!

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 5 points6 points ago

They dont call me the cunt destroyer 300 on campus for nothing mom! geez, can I have some cheesy poofs? I ate all my dinner!

[–]MabyLater 9 points10 points ago

People move out when they are 13?

[–]chips15 2 points3 points ago

Why does none of reddit seem to understand that most people spend summers at home until they graduate college?

[–]BHamlyn 0 points1 point ago

Or the people who decide to just live home because their college is only a thirty minute drive away. :|

[–]TheMagicStik 3 points4 points ago

No I'm 17.

[–]Aerri -1 points0 points ago

15 and it applies to me..

[–]HokayeZeZ 4 points5 points ago

I hate having to explain what I am looking at to my mom...

"What game are you playing?"

"League of Legends"

"What do you do?"

Facepalm

[–]Skylarity 38 points39 points ago

On the contrary, I love it when either of my parents are interested enough in what I'm doing to ask about it.

[–]JTDeuce 16 points17 points ago

Same. My parents rarely give a rat's ass about anything I do besides school. I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL! LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

[–]Ace4929 2 points3 points ago

Hey, at least your parents do take interest. If it was up to my mother, video games and the internet would be outlawed unless used to check movie showtimes or pizza sizes.

[–]OneBigBug 32 points33 points ago

Yeah, gotta hate those annoying parents who love and care about you enough to try to understand the things you enjoy.

The cunts.

[–]Stickguy259 2 points3 points ago

There is a limit though, and some games make it hard to describe in the one or two sentences your parent is looking for. Not a reason to get annoyed at them by any means, but plenty of times it turns out they're not REALLY interested and they just didn't want to seem rude by never asking. Which is nice, but can get a little grating when you know they don't really care about the game and just wanted to talk. If you want us to talk then let's talk, there's no need bring up a topic you have no interest in though.

[–]IG-64 15 points16 points ago

I wish my mom was interested in the games I play.

[–]MaxwellTheChicken 0 points1 point ago

I told my mom of TF2, and she's genuinely interested in playing it

[–]Derpybro 3 points4 points ago

Trust me, that's a TERRIBLE idea

[–]Anus_master 2 points3 points ago

What game are you playing honey?

Artificial Academy.

Oh, that's nice. What do you do?

...

[–]Rhuber16 2 points3 points ago

I league with the Legends.

[–]8biticon 1 point2 points ago

"Kill all the other players. And blow up their base."

Problem solved.

[–]HokayeZeZ 0 points1 point ago

Genius

[–]mikehall 0 points1 point ago

I think I'll end up living at home all the way through college until I'm.. 23.. almost 24. Hmm.. let's start thinking about making that not happen.

Edit* Oh yeah, the picture. It's like it is drawn from my life.

[–]am1Go 0 points1 point ago

spot on

[–]quadraphonic 0 points1 point ago

I hope your mom's okay now.

[–]falcorn_dota 1 point2 points ago

i bet she's looking at your username

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ha. My handle when TeamFortress on the PC came out originally was cuntdestroyer.

[–]St3vil 0 points1 point ago

Literally JUST happened...perfect timing lol

[–]TehMightyMidget 1 point2 points ago

Even if I'm on the most innocent site ever, I stop doing whatever I'm doing when a parent walks in.

[–]blueboard 0 points1 point ago

Can I change that to coworkers?

[–]vfxDan 0 points1 point ago

You were jacking off to yourself?

[–]bettywhitessoul 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to have this picture up, full-screen, and turn around with that exact face.

[–]fishtakos 0 points1 point ago

thats me and my dad

[–]Texasgal12 1 point2 points ago

My religous parents don't know I'm a Redditor and don't even know of the site. I am scared to know what would happen if I let my dad or mom on Reddit. 0.0

[–]chrball 1 point2 points ago

Live in the basement. You'll get more privacy.

[–]AxeManActual 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, it's probably porn...

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously destroying cunts.

[–]blainetrimble 0 points1 point ago

While you're pissing out your dick.

[–]ipassedoutindennys 0 points1 point ago

Whenever ANYONE comes in i close my windows and all they see is THIS.

[–]BlueEyez 0 points1 point ago

You just better hope she doesn't see your Reddit name

[–]PalestinianArab -1 points0 points ago

My parents must have thought I spent all my time on Google as I swiftly hit the home button when they interrupted my..um...marathons on the computer.

[–]jimgillespie 0 points1 point ago

Do you know the other 2999 cunt destroyers?

[–]andyfrank 1 point2 points ago

my parents always nagged me about keeping my door shut because they wanted the AC to flow. They had no idea what I was protecting them from....

[–]Girolmao 0 points1 point ago

My step mom did this to me last night. I was programming which involved a lot of switching between two windows as well as chatting with a friend to bounce ideas of of. She comes to see what I'm doing. I changed window and then noticed her presence. She saw me change windows and said, "What are you trying to hide from me?" Only then did I realize I changed window as she got there. I proceeded to say, "Don't worry, you're not THAT special".

[–]ElBarto869 1 point2 points ago

You are most definitely not a "cunt destroyer". Get off the internet child

[–]superplayah 0 points1 point ago

bookmarking this for later use

[–]zackerrh 1 point2 points ago

+1 just for the name

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, you look at your face?

[–]Akitcougar 0 points1 point ago

I just do a classy tab switch as soon as I hear someone coming. If it's anyone other than my mother, I switch back.

[–]fiatluxs4 -1 points0 points ago

I destroyed your mothers cunt...

[–]pennyomasa 1 point2 points ago

Or spouse.

[–]Fistblastoff 0 points1 point ago

It's hard not to look at my screen.

[–]wigwam2323 1 point2 points ago

Literally JUST happened to me. Upvotes and Lulz

[–]SanityInAnarchy 0 points1 point ago

This seems generally useful, not just for mothers. Bound to F18 on my Apple keyboard. Finally a use for F18!

[–]NiceFella 0 points1 point ago

School, soon. And then discourse shall resume, and cats.

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha! I just did that to my (25 yr old) kid. I though he was cueing up some music but he was checking his facebook. But you know, it wouldn't matter if he was looking at porn, even as a 14 yr old, I would have just excused myself and let him be. Turns out he stopped looking at FB and cued up the freaking music for me. He's a good son.

[–]spackledealer 0 points1 point ago

That is a great pic! Never seen it before. Did you make it? My son gives me that look when I try to stealth up behind him

[–]ApseyCakes 0 points1 point ago

So... does that mean she has or has not noticed your screen name yet?

[–]Kazu215 0 points1 point ago

My dad does this all the tome too. From now on whenever he comes in, I'm switching to this pic in fullscreen and give him the same look

[–]cccpmachacker 0 points1 point ago

I am saddened by the fact that I cannot upvote this more.

[–]chasechase44 -1 points0 points ago

THE MOTHER OF CUNT_DESTROYER_3000 IS NOT PERMITTED TO LOOK ON HIS COMPUTER SCREEN.