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[–]turtletortillia 18 points19 points ago

With instagram? Ironic.

[–]in3b 3 points4 points ago

Im sure he's had that account for years.

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[–]JKR93 0 points1 point ago

No shit.

[–]the_television 6 points7 points ago

this is /r/funny dude

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 10 points11 points ago

Oh wow this anti "hipster" bullshit is still funny?

[–]N8CCRG 0 points1 point ago

Dear reddit, Hipster jokes haven't been funny since 2009.

[–]ohioslayer -2 points-1 points ago

I honestly want to punch you in the face for this post. I mean that's a pretty awful thing to say, but god i hate you right now. If you want to know why it's because this joke is very old and reused and the fact that it's on a blackboard doesn't make it any funnier.

[–]flower_adapter -2 points-1 points ago

yeah I totally heard this joke when it was still funny

[–]y_dis -1 points0 points ago

He's braver than I...

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

According to jokes like this I am a hipster. I never wait for anything to cool before I consume it.

[–]Dharmasabitch 0 points1 point ago

Psh. I saw this joke like a year ago. Repost.

[–]madamfancyfishypantz 0 points1 point ago

does no one notice this person's username?

[–]seaburn 1 point2 points ago

Must.. resist.. ironic urge.. to point out the fact most redditors heard this already..

[–]CupBeEmpty 2 points3 points ago

Its funnier with pizza instead of coffee too.

[–]Dharmasabitch 1 point2 points ago

my thoughts exactly, the rhythms all wrong in this version

[–]Colperc -3 points-2 points ago

How much does a hipster wiegh? An instagram

[–]pol77 -1 points0 points ago

How do you kill the town's hipster? Drown them in the main stream

[–]FrederickD -2 points-1 points ago

How may hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number you've probably never heard of it.

[–]kenio8185 0 points1 point ago

Just remember, this joke isn't old, it's vintage.

[–]jamesey10 -3 points-2 points ago

coffee is too mainstream

[–]andrethefaivre -3 points-2 points ago

this joke makes no sense. hipsters drink non-fat chai lattes

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[–]leafer91 1 point2 points ago

You might want to work on your formatting