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[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 130 points131 points ago

[–]kinglockjaw[S] 18 points19 points ago

I can't stop laughing right now.

[–]IAMGodAMA 34 points35 points ago

TODAY'S SECRET INGREDIENT IS... BEES!

[–]MidniteSandwich 6 points7 points ago

That didn't help at all.

[–]waffleninja 7 points8 points ago

Bitches don't know about my beer.

[–]dogs_are_best 3 points4 points ago

wat

[–]Funk_Munki 2 points3 points ago

How do people even find stuff like this?

[–]waffleninja 3 points4 points ago

internet

[–]Its_Tom 0 points1 point ago

reddit

[–]funnybeastsp 1 point2 points ago

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 0 points1 point ago

Why is the text disintegrating?

[–]hobofats 18 points19 points ago

Did you grow this in the garden of your mind?

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

D= This scares me. Autotuning old men makes weird scary sounds.

[–]LizzerdQueen 0 points1 point ago

I love this so much.

[–]theelectricmetric 26 points27 points ago

Note to self: start dressing like Mr. Rogers. That shit is tits.

[–]Virenq 4 points5 points ago

he's rocking vans?

[–]theelectricmetric 11 points12 points ago

Not sure. That cardigan is killer though. With the tie? Fuckin forget about it.

[–]looler 0 points1 point ago

Cleaner than coke whites.

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 1 point2 points ago

I've seen young skinny men on /r/malefashionadvice who do just that. Painfully awkward.

[–]theelectricmetric 1 point2 points ago

Note to self: subscribe to /r/malefashionadvice

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 2 points3 points ago

It's often very hilarious. Me and my buddy still send each other pics of guys who ask "how do I look" and look like prepubescent Mr. Rogers.

[–]crinoid 37 points38 points ago

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[–]GMFreaq 12 points13 points ago

You won't fool me, obvious troll. upvote

[–]AnotherDrunkCanadian 6 points7 points ago

His middle name is McFeely.

I kid you not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Rogers

[–]smokinlawngnome 3 points4 points ago

That's why the postmans name is McFreely!

[–]AutisticRorr 4 points5 points ago

I learned that from The Bloodhound Gang

[–]oldschoolduranduran 2 points3 points ago

You win my upvote. this time.

[–]orangepill 0 points1 point ago

[–]Thickensick 5 points6 points ago

I can watch that forever.

[–]Mr-Tiggo-Bitties 35 points36 points ago

[–]kinglockjaw[S] 5 points6 points ago

It was super-effective

[–]studmuffffffin 13 points14 points ago

False, swagger is not a damaging move, and therefore cannot be super effective.

[–]uncagedcarp 10 points11 points ago

"Hit me on my trolley it comes to my house! All I wanna do is (Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang) and a (cash register sound) and be yo neighbor!"

[–]lilithpajamas 4 points5 points ago

I can watch this for half an hour and for some reason it mesmorizes me.

[–]vballinco 9 points10 points ago

Did anybody else start saying the lyrics in time with the clapping?

[–]NewDrekSilver 22 points23 points ago

[–]Zyhlian 1 point2 points ago

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns -1 points0 points ago

Your GIF is reposted everywhere.

[–]scribbling_des 3 points4 points ago

I have still yet to figure out what swag is or where it came from. Google is no help.

[–]jdsamford 2 points3 points ago

He's way behind the beat on those handclaps.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 1 point2 points ago

I love when people post "This is still my favorite .gif" because it's just a stupid excuse to repost.

[–]AlexWoodRules -1 points0 points ago

This thread is hilarious!

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

centuries from now, as our descendents hoe potatoes and dodge radioactive rain, Fred Rogers will be remembered, (but not worshiped, he would disapprove) as the pinnacle of human civilization. Scholars will point to him and say, "this was our finest hour."

[–]junglenachos 0 points1 point ago

No one on the corner has swagger like us, swagger like us, swagger like us!

[–]sirket 1 point2 points ago

I just love the fact that a site like rotten.com has nothing but good things to say about Fred Rogers:

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/misc/fred-rogers/

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

So wholesome

[–]Killa_Chinchilla 0 points1 point ago

That must be Mr. T's mom from ERB

[–]Cross474 0 points1 point ago

This is the same dance they do in that horrible song where it sounds like she's saying "CAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKECAKE."

[–]MTK67 1 point2 points ago

[–]xNATiiVE 0 points1 point ago

I still catch myself unable to NOT read the caption at the speed of them stepping, haha

[–]gusfri 0 points1 point ago

DR.KELSO !?

[–]holyphoton 1 point2 points ago

  • I was listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNopRNkUuU
  • I opened this GIF.
  • I kept staring at the couple dance till the end of the song like a retard.
  • Roommate kept staring at me all the time.
  • He didn't ask me about dinner tonight.
  • I think I better sleep.

[–]Lord_Attikus 0 points1 point ago

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how you dougy.

[–]milleribsen 0 points1 point ago

Is that Lynn Thigpen?

[–]slumberday 0 points1 point ago

That's because everyone else has class.

[–]pangpow 0 points1 point ago

As everyone says. Yes it's a funny gif. But to ruin your happiness. It's a repost

[–]HMS_Pathicus 1 point2 points ago

His posture, little claps and general lack of bounciness remind me of Sheldon Cooper.

[–]Fancypants753 0 points1 point ago

Booooooo!

[–]zombie_hoard 0 points1 point ago

it's matching up to the Daft Punk song I'm listening too right now lol

[–]muffincake2012 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read that in rhythm?

[–]JohnnysLanPartyHat -1 points0 points ago

Bob Kelso?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -3 points-2 points ago

Someone's going to 1up this in 3...2...

[–]KellyTheET 7 points8 points ago

What's this from?

Edit: Found it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic4mEc_6JQ8

[–]superwaiter 6 points7 points ago

Haha well played, sir. Well played.

[–]librarianzrock 1 point2 points ago

[–]monkeybanana14 -1 points0 points ago

This isn't that funny...

[–]GOAS -1 points0 points ago

Why don't you post it in /r/gifs then?

[–]kinglockjaw[S] 1 point2 points ago

I suppose I should. Perhaps I may.

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[–]GrammarFailure 16 points17 points ago

go back to f7u12 or 9gag or where ever the fuck "le" is still funny.