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Holy F'in NOOOOPPPEEEEEE! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]drunk_otter 158 points159 points ago

Mos-queet-toes.

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 123 points124 points ago

Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

[–]mild_snakz -1 points0 points ago

Even you couldn't say no to that!

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    [–]radikul 46 points47 points ago

    What was that, Sam?

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

    Or Mesquite toes...

    [–]Bearshoes5 7 points8 points ago

    My skeet toes

    [–]fireuzer 6 points7 points ago

    Musky toes.

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      [–]Hirschgeweih 2 points3 points ago

      Mo' skeet toes

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        [–]aidaw 18 points19 points ago

        I am allergic to mosquito bites... This is my worst nightmare.

        [–]heshamza 3 points4 points ago

        holy shit, so is my friend - i can't believe there's two of you out there

        [–]plopliar 6 points7 points ago

        How do you stay alive?

        [–]AnArcher 39 points40 points ago

        Well, his allergic reaction is an itch.

        [–]P10_WRC 22 points23 points ago

        and a small red bump

        [–]BrownNote87 6 points7 points ago

        I have an allergy as well. I do get red bumps that itch like everyone else, but I also swell up like a balloon (tennis ball sized lumps) where ever I am bit.

        [–]kaylakaylakayla 1 point2 points ago

        Technically, every-one has an allergy to mosquito bites. That's why they itch at all in the first place.

        You're just more severely allergic to being bitten

        [–]BrownNote87 1 point2 points ago

        This is correct. Some individual's responses were mocking the OP for saying that he was allergic to them. I just wanted to point out that his assertions was not ridiculous and that some people have is worse than others.

        [–]MicrowaveSpace 0 points1 point ago

        I think I may not be allergic to them!! I used to get itchy bumps from mosquito bites, but not for the past 7+ years. I've even recently watched Mosquitos land on me and refrained from killing them until I was sure they had sufficient time to bite me/suck my blood... No itchiness or bumps at all. Perhaps I've developed an immunity?

        [–]FearTheCron 0 points1 point ago

        I get worse reactions than most people. I am all for the final extermination of these things, terrible creatures. I just wish the mosquito laser patent belonged to someone who would actually utilize it rather than the patent trolls Intellectual Ventures.

        [–]BrownNote87 2 points3 points ago

        I am from Florida where mosquitoes plague us year round. We have a truck service that drives through all of the subdivisions in my city sprays the air with a pesticide. We also have campaigns that inform people to dump out buckets/pots/anything that collect's water after rain storms so the mosquitoes can not spawn their larva.

        I wish we had a laser though :(

        [–]plopliar 1 point2 points ago

        Oh I thought he meant he was allergic like little-kid-peanut-butter-allergy allergic.

        [–]FreshGreg 4 points5 points ago

        Nah, the normal mosquito bump is just much bigger for him.

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          [–]dangerful 6 points7 points ago

          I'm allergic too... its nowhere near deadly but they swell up to the size of softballs, get really hot and throb

          [–]StupidityHurts 2 points3 points ago

          Dat Wheal.

          [–]aidaw 0 points1 point ago

          I avoid the outdoors in the evenings... and I go nuts if I see puddles of water outside my house (I pour bleach on them).

          [–]violinsontv 2 points3 points ago

          I am too . . . giant welts that bruise when I scratch them. My legs currently look like I've been beaten.

          [–]StupidityHurts 2 points3 points ago

          Stop scratching them and use Hydrocortisone cream instead before you get them infected....

          [–]kaylakaylakayla 1 point2 points ago

          Even better, use repellent so you aren't bitten in the first place.

          [–]StupidityHurts 0 points1 point ago

          Perfect example of Prevention > Treatment.

          [–]Theburden 1 point2 points ago

          I feel your pain man. I once got bit about halfway up my forearm, and there was swelling from my wrist to my elbow joint. My friends called it Mt. Vesuvius.

          [–]PublicUrinator 0 points1 point ago

          So what happens if you get bit?

          [–]sculptedpixels 83 points84 points ago

          THE FIRST RULE OF MALARIA CLUB IS YOU Don so tired ugh

          [–]SockPuppetDinosaur 19 points20 points ago

          man why is everything getting so small?

          [–]HOBOBEAR 46 points47 points ago

          My girlfriend said that last night. :( I don't have a girlfriend

          [–]overlordror 4 points5 points ago

          There's a Far Cry 2 joke in here somewhere.

          [–]MOS95B 39 points40 points ago

          Just a normal day in Northern Minnesota....

          [–]fairwayks 13 points14 points ago

          State bird, don'tcha' know? (Anoka county here, btw.)

          [–]kayoige 6 points7 points ago

          Maplewood with a pond in my back yard... I'm going with Minnesota.

          [–]solsystm 5 points6 points ago

          Hennepin county. Seems legit.

          [–]fairwayks 23 points24 points ago

          And so it begins!

          [–]consulate_earl 9 points10 points ago

          How in the hell was this link already purple for me?

          [–]wiscofosho 3 points4 points ago

          I look forward to seeing this get old.

          [–]ldhotsoup 0 points1 point ago

          Minnesoooooota! I love we do this every time.

          [–]BunnyBeck 1 point2 points ago

          Florida....

          [–]RumRunner90 4 points5 points ago

          Here as well in south Alabama.

          [–]abipes13 0 points1 point ago

          Northern minnesnowta

          [–]solidcube 0 points1 point ago

          Yeah man they are really off the chain once you get away from the lake. Unbelievable really, how many there are.

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            [–]swartz77 11 points12 points ago

            I hope, that foot belongs to an individual that's carrying a virus that will spread throughout the mosquito world, and finish them once and for all.

            Mosquitocanceraids

            [–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

            Before that, they'll bite more people and spread the disease.

            [–]waspsmacker 1 point2 points ago

            That's the beauty of it. Humans are immune to Mosquitocanceraids, but mosquitoes catch a form of cancer and aids that kills them off.

            [–]CajunTurkey 18 points19 points ago

            Use Off! spray. I use my lighter with it to make a flamethrower.

            [–]OldPete 4 points5 points ago

            I think you misunderstand. This guy isn't even proactive enough to put the goddamned camera down and freak out. This man is but a spectator of his own life.

            [–]mattmanlucky777 16 points17 points ago

            I just spray the mosquitoes with repellent as they are biting me. They may get a free meal from me but none of their mosquito friends will hang out with them again. A lifetime of exile and shunning. MWAH HA HA HA!

            [–]idgman94 5 points6 points ago

            kinda like reddit

            [–]twinkyishere 0 points1 point ago

            "Maybe I'll stay!" idgman94 thinks, "Maybe..."

            [–]Justascienceteacher 52 points53 points ago

            http://i50.tinypic.com/29wwlme.jpg

            [–]stormgasm7 0 points1 point ago

            Some people just like West Nile Virus.

            [–]inappropriate_rapper[S] 26 points27 points ago

            Serious question: If you were to immerse yourself in a cloud of mosquitoes and let them bite you, would you die first from the blood loss, mosquito-born diseases, or from the inflammation? Any entomologists want to chime in here?

            [–]Shinobus_Smile 33 points34 points ago

            no entomologist but i think you will die from your own immune response (inflammation) well before you die from blood loss. Also you are assume they have diseases which may not be the case and if they do; death could possibly come from your immune response to the viral/bacterial load (giggidy).

            [–]hafetysazard 7 points8 points ago

            I do not get any inflammation from mosquito bites. They do not bother me. I am from Northwestern Ontario, so lots of bugs have always bitten me. This past week, my German friends were visiting and getting bitten on our camping trip. One guy in particular had hive looking spots all over him, and a bump on his arm, the size of an egg.

            Every time he got bitten, we would scream, "Don't scratch!" but he rarely listened.

            [–]coldsands 6 points7 points ago

            You are one of the chosen ones. You aren't allergic to the bites.

            [–]greiger 1 point2 points ago

            I want that super power...

            [–]hafetysazard 0 points1 point ago

            I think it is possible that anybody can become immune to any particular species of mosquitos' bites.

            [–]fruitofzaloom 0 points1 point ago

            About 3 years ago I stopped reacting to the majority of mosquito bites. If I get bit in a bad spot, like between my toes, I might get a little welt, but generally mosquitos do not bother me at all anymore.

            [–]monkeyjay 3 points4 points ago

            "Don't scratch!" but he rarely listened.

            Oh, he listened, but if you did react to mosquito bites then you would know that there are not many forces on earth that could stop you from scratching those things.

            Of course if you were actually in danger of infection I'm sure you wouldn't scratch, but for a few bites the relief is just too tempting.

            [–]hafetysazard 4 points5 points ago

            It takes zen like concentration to stop it. However, he did most of the scratching in his sleep which is pretty hard to stop.

            [–]lukeatron 2 points3 points ago

            I once found myself tromping around some swampland in Michigan and got absolutely assaulted by mosquitoes. My whole body looked like that guys feet as we ran out of their back to the truck. My back got it particularly bad, even through a sweatshirt and T-shirt. It was like one solid mosquito bite with a few dimples here and there where there were a few square millimeters that managed not get bitten. A bit later I developed a fever, was sweating profusely and felt very confused by everything. It passed in a few hours.

            So yeah, I could see if you just stayed there getting bitten, you would end up getting pretty sick, possibly enough to kill you. And now I think I might have imagined the worst possible way to die.

            [–]Yarfunkle 5 points6 points ago

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

            BAM!

            [–]lukeatron 1 point2 points ago

            So... I was wrong.

            [–]inappropriate_rapper[S] 1 point2 points ago

            I don't think any person has the mental fortitude to not scratch mosquito bites all over their body, scratching and aggravating the bite and losing blood at an accelerated rate = massive blood loss. Sounds fucking stupid, huh? Maybe this belongs in /r/shittyaskscience

            [–]Frost_ 3 points4 points ago

            Take this from someone who knows from first hand experience: when you have a 3-digit number of angry, red, itchy insect bites on your person, you're so aware of the risk of the severe infection you might get from scratching them that keeping your hands off is not a problem.

            Also, the immune reaction to a bite (by which I mean the swelling, itching and possible redness) tends to lessen as a function of exposure and time - the more you're bitten and the longer your exposure lasts, the less the bites itch, and vice versa.

            I'm from Northern Europe and these days only the first few mosquito bites of the summer actually itch in any significant way. That won't necessarily confer any/much benefits against other species of mosquitoes, though. When I've visited other areas I've gotten a bigger reaction at the beginning, and then seen a lessening of the effect the longer I've been in that particular location.

            [–]Shinobus_Smile 1 point2 points ago

            relevant http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-434996.html

            [–]fireuzer 1 point2 points ago

            Paul Atreides would like a word with you.

            [–]VinnyDelFuego 1 point2 points ago

            I'd rather have 100 mosquito bites than 1 poison ivy rash. That shit is hell compared to a mosquito bite.

            [–]Gilthanass 4 points5 points ago

            Well, you lesser born mortals might, but I happen to be immune from mosquito bites! Ok, they bite me, but I no longer react to them. I think the last time I reacted to a mosquito bite was about 20 years ago (yes, I still get bitten, I go up to my cottage every weekend in the summer). Weirdly enough, my brothers and father are the same way. I don't know if we're freaks of nature, or if that just happens if you're exposed to enough of them, either way though, I'm happy about it.

            [–]b0w3n 1 point2 points ago

            Your body may not have an allergic response to the saliva. I'm the same way. I get a bump for about 5 minutes and they're gone.

            My girlfriend on the other hand, has hers for a week+.

            [–]Gilthanass 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah, when I was younger I reacted, then I got to the "small itchy bump for a few minutes" and now my body doesn't react at all. No bump, no itchiness, nothing. It's quite nice, mosquitoes are so much less annoying when their bite doesn't itch.

            [–]NeddieSeagoon 1 point2 points ago

            Same with me. I grew up in northern Queensland, Australia, being bitten constantly by mosquitoes and sandflies. So now I have an immunity to their bites and don't get any reaction. This is not a legitimate superpower, unfortunately - it's apparently fairly common.

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              [–]kluanelaker 4 points5 points ago

              I live in the Yukon Territory in northern Canada were it's not unusual for mosquitoes to kill Caribou. Death is often caused by anaphylaxis (severe allergic reaction,) but sometime they are suffocated by the sheer number of mozzys around their nostrils.
              I don't know why they don't just breath through their mouths, I just know it happens.

              [–]Improvedx 7 points8 points ago

              You can't die of blood loss, since the mosquitoes get blood from your blood pressure. Meaning if you lose a lot of blood, they wont get any more blood. They don't drain it.

              [–]orost 5 points6 points ago

              I think the blood pressure at which you die from blood loss could be higher than the blood pressure at which mosquitoes don't get any more blood.

              [–]Sinthemoon 1 point2 points ago

              Peripheric vasoconstriction. You'd become pale but probably not be at risk of death. Diseases depend on the geographic region you are not on the number of the mosquitoes biting you. So I'd say no more than usual risk of infection. Also, I'd believe you would need to be allergic to die from mosquito bite-induced inflammation. But it's the one I'm the least sure about so I would guess this is the most likely if any.

              [–]crux510 1 point2 points ago

              I believe they actually take advantage of capillary action to remove the blood. Have you ever noticed that water will flow up very narrow tubes, especially if it is made of glass?

              [–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 2 points3 points ago

              Mosquitos don't suck blood. They puncture skin, and let the blood flow to them. Basically they only get blood, if there's enough to come out. You'll never die from blood loss to any swarm size. (I THINK)

              And you wouldn't die BAM like that when being bitten, even by a swarm.

              So...my money's on the massive reaction to all those bites at once.

              [–]BamaFan87 1 point2 points ago

              Bullet to the head would be how I would go out at this point. That itching will be the worst torture imaginable.

              [–]Smilfink 0 points1 point ago

              They say there is a guy in Sweden who sleeps naked outside one night every summer, allowing the mosquitoes to bite him A LOT and after this they say he is immune to the itchy side effect of mosquito bites the rest of the year.

              [–]surrealasm_atwork 1 point2 points ago

              Up north they tend to suffocate moose more frequently than they suck them dry. Don't think that would happen to us humans but just saying.

              [–]Djifi 0 points1 point ago

              This was answered not long ago on some other post, you'd die from the inflammation.

              [–]mfskarphedin 0 points1 point ago

              Suicide. Definitely suicide.

              [–]iamriot 5 points6 points ago

              THIS GUY DIED

              [–]P10_WRC 1 point2 points ago

              yeah he committed suicide by mosquito

              [–]BaconAndWaffles 10 points11 points ago

              I am almost more grossed out by the toe nails. Almost...

              [–]munge_me_not 4 points5 points ago

              Musky toes.

              [–]chikinboy 3 points4 points ago

              NOPE

              [–]Never_getsIt 0 points1 point ago

              That's a pretty dangerous place for that button!

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                [–]canada432 2 points3 points ago

                This person has the chance to commit genocide... and this is the only time every person on earth should be upset that they're not taking it...

                [–]ikokjones 0 points1 point ago

                Oh Look! There's a swarm of mosquitoes sucking blood out of my feet! I better stand still and take out my camera!

                [–]Richard_Worthington 2 points3 points ago

                Fun fact, the smell of feet actually does attract mosquitoes. Scientists have synthesized it and are planning on using it for traps in africa.

                [–]echoglow 1 point2 points ago

                I think it's the sweat in particular that attracts them.

                [–]jaspersurfer 1 point2 points ago

                I finally moved away from Florida. I will not miss the mosquitoes. Even in the house with all the doors closed and the A/C on they still attack my fucking feet.

                [–]StateFairShare 0 points1 point ago

                Have fun with all that Malaria.

                [–]magnoliafly 0 points1 point ago

                Malaria Toe Jam - new flavor by Smuckers!

                [–]ignitr 1 point2 points ago

                Happened to me in Chincoteague Va.

                [–]Kap001 1 point2 points ago

                Love it there hate the bugs though

                [–]seekaterun 0 points1 point ago

                Ahh, went there for vacation in 1998... bugs. bugs everywhere.

                [–]dennis09x 0 points1 point ago

                Sepsis leading to compromised immunity leading to a viral infection leading to a possible death?

                [–]award07 0 points1 point ago

                someone needs a pedi

                [–]FuckingTornadoes 1 point2 points ago

                Why would anyone do this to themselves.

                [–]clothes_are_optional 2 points3 points ago

                chances are that these are male mosquitos. they don't bite or do anything. it's the female ones that are the fuckers

                [–]Forythias 1 point2 points ago

                These are not male mosquitoes. They would not swarm. Psorophora columbiae have been known to insanguinate cattle in third world countries. This is likely that same species which is common in the US. This is a repost, btw. ;)

                [–]uberyeti 1 point2 points ago

                For... science?

                Horrible, horrible science?

                [–]ItsAFugazi 0 points1 point ago

                Who takes the time to snap a pic first?

                [–]TheThingToSay 0 points1 point ago

                Why would someone allow that to happen?

                [–]anthemlog 0 points1 point ago

                Harmless lake flies.

                [–]boparl 0 points1 point ago

                looks lika a zerg rush!

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                Go far enough up north and this happens to almost every piece of exposed flesh on you.

                [–]Midnight_Skye 0 points1 point ago

                I live in Florida. My jimmies remain unrustled.

                [–]inappropriate_rapper[S] 1 point2 points ago

                Video of mosquito swarm.

                Solution video.

                [–]Laurenanne727 0 points1 point ago

                I just visibly twitched when I saw this..

                [–]im_probably_tripping 0 points1 point ago

                OH SWEET JESUS WHY WOULD YOU STAND STILL FOR SO LONG!?!?

                [–]Volden 0 points1 point ago

                I'm much more upset about the state of his toenails than the mosquitoes.

                shudders

                [–]superphotonerd 0 points1 point ago

                my feet tingled

                [–]Envy7 0 points1 point ago

                Welcome to Jurassic park

                [–]Jeeman 1 point2 points ago

                Sorry were going to have to amputate

                [–]junixx 0 points1 point ago

                Welcome to Southeast Missouri!

                [–]JunoWananadis 0 points1 point ago

                What kind of monster is that??!

                [–]JediMasterEvan5 0 points1 point ago

                I know, he really should trim those toenails!

                [–]fangorclaw 1 point2 points ago

                I'm a Minnesotan and you are disrespecting our state insect.

                [–]jason_steakums 1 point2 points ago

                I'm a Minnesotan and you are disrespecting our state insect bird.

                Those fuckers are huge up there.

                [–]DocFGeek 1 point2 points ago

                WTF: Welcome To Florida

                [–]HarlequinNight 0 points1 point ago

                Sucks to be in the Off control group.

                [–]take_me_home_tonight 1 point2 points ago

                The toenails actually grossed me out worse than the bugs.

                [–]srslylosingit 1 point2 points ago

                I'd take them over the mosquitoes from Jumanji any day...

                [–]Kiruvi 1 point2 points ago

                For the record, those are the feet of National Geographic photographer Joel Sartore, as seen in the PBS documentary At Close Range.

                [–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE -1 points0 points ago

                http://i.imgur.com/0N6fs.gif

                [–]mysteryboxed 0 points1 point ago

                Stinky feet+jungle+being a freak who lets bugs cover said stinky feet=nasty

                [–]The_F_uckin_B_I 0 points1 point ago

                ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ No Me Moleste Mosquito ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪

                [–]gregjustgreg 0 points1 point ago

                When you get to hell its just this. Everywhere. But with japanese hornets.

                [–]DrSpace 0 points1 point ago

                You have hobbit feet

                [–]digmachine 0 points1 point ago

                Not sure whether to downvote because I hate it, or upvote because it is indeed a "Holy F'in NOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEE!" situation....

                [–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

                That is going to seriously itch.

                [–]hurler_jones 0 points1 point ago

                Not in my hood. Just got a sign on the door from the local gov saying encephalitis has been found in skeeters in the area. To make matters worse, at least 2 cases of West Nile as well.

                [–]Stekpannadeath 0 points1 point ago

                Omg, this made me cringe more than the worst gore-wtf-death-legostepping link!

                [–]thefreshprinceofca 0 points1 point ago

                good night sweet prince

                [–]PainfulSelfAwareness 0 points1 point ago

                So just so I know...

                Am I the only person on the goddam planet that reads that as "Nopey"?

                Does phonetics not matter for shit?

                [–]burkya 0 points1 point ago

                repost

                [–]DeBomb123 0 points1 point ago

                i remember this pic from a National Geographic a long time ago. didnt read another one of those magazines for a while...

                [–]noahisabeast 0 points1 point ago

                Holy shiii-let me just get out the camera snap-iiiiiitttt get these things off of me!

                [–]oooliviaaa -1 points0 points ago

                Wow, I currently have 17 bug bites on one foot and 12 on the other. This really puts things into perspective :P

                [–]julywildcat 0 points1 point ago

                So you sit there and take a picture?

                [–]FruitDealer171 0 points1 point ago

                LE LOL NOOOOOOOOOPE LE

                [–]tastyfruits 0 points1 point ago

                My toes are curling in pain imagining that.

                [–]pokemaster69 0 points1 point ago

                Man, that must SUCK.

                [–]glitterific 0 points1 point ago

                Something similar happened to me at a Montana golf course. As soon as I stopped the cart my legs were black with mosquitoes. I spent about a week in a benadryl coma in my grandma's recliner.

                [–]DibblerJones 0 points1 point ago

                Looks like good foot fetish porn!

                [–]ScatteredMuse 0 points1 point ago

                This actually made me shudder.

                [–]fackshat 0 points1 point ago

                Do not want.

                [–]SafetyNinja 0 points1 point ago

                Awesome, now my feet itch! Thanks!

                [–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

                Must be in Florida.

                [–]RuffRyderRoll 0 points1 point ago

                This was Florida before people came up with the spray that kills off some of the mosquitoes.

                [–]rekoms420 0 points1 point ago

                THE ITCH.

                [–]nathanielo 0 points1 point ago

                Oh my god.... your feet are so small

                [–]swampfox_spartacus 1 point2 points ago

                step one lysol

                step two lighter

                step three turn on the lighter

                step four spray lysol before the flame and aiming at feet

                It will only hurt for a moment, BUT KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

                [–]iampaven -1 points0 points ago

                My foot started to itch :/

                [–]Thenightmancumeth 0 points1 point ago

                Ohhhhhh....

                There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastard buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off

                [–]rebelreligion 0 points1 point ago

                Where to swat first ... You poor guy.

                [–]dudeguy2 0 points1 point ago

                OWEIFJSOFsfdoidfj!!?!NO!!1!

                [–]johnsbury 1 point2 points ago

                He accidentally sprayed himself with ON

                [–]FangedBaby 0 points1 point ago

                That was extremely cringe worthy... .

                [–]IlluminousGlowCap 0 points1 point ago

                why?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                All aboard the NOOOPPEEE train!!!!

                [–]KvothetheKingkiller 0 points1 point ago

                This is the internet, you can say FUCK here.

                [–]marvo_ging 0 points1 point ago

                This was shot in Alaska. It was published in the back of a Nat Geo where they select an image that didn't fit in with the article.

                [–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

                WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS?

                [–]conswaygo 0 points1 point ago

                Am I really the only one who has seen this on reddit before? Sigh.

                [–]CC_Fabulous 0 points1 point ago

                THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE

                [–]was1now 0 points1 point ago

                I've hard this happen to me, I drove to school to spend sometimes with my old roommates. Ended up going to a Mexican restaurant called los com-padres which was having a 2 for one special on margaritas. Needless to say I ended up drinking seven, couldn't finish the last one my stomach was too full. Went to a kegger to met up with some old friends, blacked out. Ended up sitting outside in the same spot for close to four hours. Some how I woke up in my old house, looking at my arms and hands I had over 500 mosquito bites. The itch was unbareable, I looked like I had broken out with chicken pox, thankfully I didn't contract malaria... unless the onset of malaria is larger than a month.

                [–]dbbo 0 points1 point ago

                You should look up the video of the guy putting ants in his dick.

                [–]Jigoogly 0 points1 point ago

                i would take them in my cupped hand, the proceed in devouring them, using only my tongue to mash and swallow them.

                [–]TrollChild 0 points1 point ago

                "Holy shit! Lemme get my camera!"

                [–]intilli4 0 points1 point ago

                That is one way to get hobbit looking feet!

                [–]rockoman100 0 points1 point ago

                There is no F in nope.

                [–]Kivlov 0 points1 point ago

                To be fair, he probably doesn't react to them at all. My friend doesn't even get a bump or an itch from mosquito bites. Which is infuriating since the first few bites of the year for me are golf-ball sized, itchy as all hell, bites.

                [–]breakinthehymen 0 points1 point ago

                My foot started itching the second I clicked this picture.

                [–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

                Man that's gonna be fun to scratch

                [–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

                NOPE

                [–]Shabashco 0 points1 point ago

                So.. how many shots did you get after that?

                [–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

                Hatchet anyone?

                [–]ICrimsonI 0 points1 point ago

                why you don't take off your shoes

                [–]beckzilla 0 points1 point ago

                Only one thing to do here

                [–]amber8705b 0 points1 point ago

                and if you are located where I am (dallas Tx)...congrats, you now have west nile and your going to die in a few days.

                [–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

                Under the toe-nail.

                [–]mfilosa17 0 points1 point ago

                That looks like a great torture method.

                [–]paradiselost93 0 points1 point ago

                Someone just got the West Nile Virus!

                [–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

                Looks like a normal summer in north Sweden. Swedes have 6 liters of blood, instead of 5, just so we can survive the summers.

                [–]grenaidster 0 points1 point ago

                oh the itchiness!!

                [–]zilong 0 points1 point ago

                Bug Chasers: Malaria Edition

                [–]met422 0 points1 point ago

                Good thing that's clearly a dead body.

                [–]ccatlr 0 points1 point ago

                Normally must-eat-ohs don't bother me much, but damn, I've never seen that many of them in one spot.

                [–]delicioustomato 0 points1 point ago

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism

                Better see the glass as half full : you have a chance to not feel ever again the unbearable sensation of a mosquito bite.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                West Nile Virus in 4-3-2-.

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