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Guaranteed sex (x-post r/pics) [1800x900] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]petenu 30 points31 points ago

When a photo such as this is submitted, it doesn't usually take very long before someone posts a comment that makes mention of mosquitos.

[–]MikeBruski 1 point2 points ago

yea, like you or this guy under us did...

[–]TranClan67 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget where some would nitpick on things like how the chairs are square and therefore uncomfortable...

-_-

[–]Jaerdo 0 points1 point ago

Though some people always claim otherwise when this photo is taken, there are NOT many mosquitoes at all on St. Lucia. You wouldn't have a problem.

[–]falsettoclergy 24 points25 points ago

Never mind the unbearable beauty and serenity of your surroundings. You pay for rooms like this to get laid.

[–]archstudentneedsleep 11 points12 points ago

I can't stop trying to figure out where doors or sliders come down to close the room off in bad weather.

[–]WalrusInMySheets 0 points1 point ago

Little known fact. This room is on an island in the middle of the Pacific where one season and weather pattern exist - that one.

[–]Ninjakitty07 7 points8 points ago

Last time I checked, St. Lucia was in the Caribbean.

[–]OddDude55 7 points8 points ago

IMO, this entire sub is really all about the best places to have sex.

[–]foxyou 4 points5 points ago

That's how I rate everything I see on here

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[–]shmed 39 points40 points ago

I think the OP meant that if you bring any girl to a room like this, she will have sex with you. Not that if you go in vacation with a girl to this place, you will have sex...

[–]olivermihoff 75 points76 points ago

If you bring KFC to the room, you're likely to have chicken.

[–]shmed 1 point2 points ago

Well maybe you are really good with girls, but not everyone, specially here on the internet, fucks every girl that every step in their house.

[–]zraii 20 points21 points ago

Not with grammar like that.

[–]Clockworkings 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, you can have sex with the chicken.

[–]stacecom 1 point2 points ago

I bet the folks over at /r/deadbedrooms would beg to differ.

[–]finak 1 point2 points ago

Regardless it's a pretty immature and shitty assumption. As if having the right room/gimmick will make anybody spread their legs or pull out their penis, as opposed to, you know, attraction.

Can't we just focus on the aesthetic here and then go masturbate somewhere that isn't the SFW porn network.

[–]shmed -1 points0 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was meant as a joke. Don't take reddit's title too seriously.

[–]finak 1 point2 points ago

Then I don't get it.

[–]OmNomNomBrainz 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to the aftermath of Subreddit of the Day.

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[–]zraii 4 points5 points ago

You, the person assuming reddit is this, are the one perpetuating the stereotype. You'll notice that assuming this is the case tends to breed confirmation bias. You'll see everyone like this because it's what you assume you will see. Reddit is quite diverse.

[–]I_sense_highschool 0 points1 point ago

ok true, deleting original post

[–]anordinaryperson 1 point2 points ago

The troll is strong in this one

[–]olivermihoff 9 points10 points ago

Where was this taken? Somewhere with a lot of mosquitoes I bet. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jfb3 8 points9 points ago

Jade Mountain resort, St Lucia

[–]goober1223 0 points1 point ago

Ha! My brother was just there. I thought that recognized those peaks in the distance. Pretty iconic.

[–]Rogem002 -1 points0 points ago

And there was me getting ready to make a "You can't get laid off a digital render" remark.

[–]Skyblacker 3 points4 points ago

If my husband brought me to a place like this, I'd be too distracted by all the pretty to have relations with him.

A boring place with a comfortable bed, now that's guaranteed sex. Or sleep.

[–]the_infinite 0 points1 point ago

Worst. Family. Vacation. Ever.

[–]saywhatisobvious 0 points1 point ago

damn, if i had that:)

[–]delirious_mongoloid 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see an apartment like this, all I can think of are the horrible insects that you would find crawling on your floor and furniture.

[–]Fishtails 0 points1 point ago

The chairs look very uncomfortable.

[–]alysli 0 points1 point ago

They really do, don't they? That corner one, especially.

[–]webchimp32 1 point2 points ago

But they were probably very expensive by someone you've obviously never heard of and if you don't like them then you are an uncultured lout.

[–]solar46 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it would be humid.

[–]tainted_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Love St Lucia

[–]Phallindrome 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that, I'm going for a swim!

[–]dork_a_holic 0 points1 point ago

...tell that to my wife.

[–]crestind 1 point2 points ago

Not bad, but the design seems a bit dated. It has an early 2000s vibe.

[–]Eisenkraft 1 point2 points ago

I know a couple who went there several months ago. They said that the rooms are completely open to the outside all the time, and it was like living in a cave. No air conditioning, so it was always humid and sticky. Bugs we're flying in at night which was a problem. They stayed one night before transferring to a hotel resort with actual rooms and a/c.

[–]zomblazed -1 points0 points ago

One does not simply...

[–]originalSALGOOD -1 points0 points ago

dammit! wish i had the cash

[–]Sasakura -5 points-4 points ago

Girls that sleep with you because you took them somewhere pretty you're renting ain't worth having around.

Take them to a library.

[–]Akiba89 14 points15 points ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23645357.jpg

[–]ianamo 0 points1 point ago

Word.

[–]dontlookatmynameok -1 points0 points ago

Guaranteed bugs!

[–]naughty-by-choice -5 points-4 points ago

My boyfriend gets guaranteed sex where ever we go!

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