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[–]Bunita 73 points74 points ago

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 5 points6 points ago

"Something's Fucky"

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 13 points14 points ago

I just wasted an hour of my life.

Thanks

[–]Justsoicouldcomment 9 points10 points ago

Top right corner never works.

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

Try it again, I keep getting a picture with the photographer's finger in the frame.

[–]YIsDaRumGone 0 points1 point ago

It either doesn't work for me or I get a picture of a house next to an overflowing river...

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

Yep, look carefully, there is a skin colored smudge at the very corner, that is a finger.

[–]N8CCRG -1 points0 points ago

Top left corner is my favorite!

[–]Rangourthaman_ 0 points1 point ago

That site is like the black obelisk from 2001: "My god, it's full of pics"

[–]GoldOMEN14 1 point2 points ago

I'm surprised at how well it works on my iPod.

[–]alpackabackapacka 0 points1 point ago

Self. Time waster

[–]jaythebrb -1 points0 points ago

oh goody, i was only three hours late w/ this idea.

[–]iduntbelief 21 points22 points ago

[–]woahthereguys 11 points12 points ago

I like how Phil Jackson is just in the background like, "yep, that whistle is awesome Michael".

[–]_Imperium_ 2 points3 points ago

YOUR REPOST IS NOT AWESOME

[–]humble_braggart 4 points5 points ago

The next Old Spice campaign.

[–]Pasty_Virgin 11 points12 points ago

[–]youngjheezy 2 points3 points ago

I'M NOT GAY!!

[–]Hoser117 2 points3 points ago

Ah.... I love those commercials.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

I think it blows. In fact, it's full of hot air.

[–]ElvisNeedsBoats 3 points4 points ago

This is actually a historic photograph.

This cameraman happened to be at the right place at the right time to catch the only foul called on Michael Jordan. This foul call (and photograph) led to the "Jordan Rule" (Rule 12, Section V,[6]) where Jordan will then be allowed to travel and foul anyone he pleases, both offensively and defensively with no interference by the officials. Likewise, anyone on opposing teams would then have a foul called on them if they looked at Michael when he had possession of the ball. A technical would would be called for touching Jordan during the game (or 10 minutes before or after the game). A foul could also be called by Jordan himself, by simply telling a referee there was one.

This photograph helped change the NBA forever.

[–]dermined 3 points4 points ago

The internet ruined Michael Jordan for me. Now all I see is an asshole douche.

[–]griffith12 6 points7 points ago

thats too bad. All I see is greatest player to ever touch a roundball.

[–]barchart 0 points1 point ago

Agreed

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[–]griffith12 2 points3 points ago

Lay off the crack. Kobe has been very good but he couldnt carry Jordan's jockstrap in a suitcase.

[–]blackinthmiddle 1 point2 points ago

You're right. Kobe's the best. The only thing Jordan has over Kobe is that he's scored more points (on a much better shooting percentage), more rebounds more assists, more steals, more blocks (he's actually had years where he's had more blocks than a lot of centers) seven scoring titles (in a row), defensive player of the year (as a two guard), six titles, six finals mvps, two olympic gold, the highest scoring average...EVER, the highest playoff scoring average ever, the highest NBA finals scoring average, the highest playoff scoring game...but other than that that Kobe guy has it all over Jordan!

Btw, did you watch basketball before 2000? I understand everyone wants to hype Kobe up but do you know he's never averaged 50% shooting ever? Jordan averaged 50% shooting FOR HIS ENTIRE CAREER! I'm not trying to diminish Kobe's many accomplishments but it's just a shame that the young generation thinks that 45% shooting from the field now means you're the greatest player of all time when Charles Barkley shot 60% from the field one year!

[–]GingerJesus89 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the golden days of the Bulls...

[–]supermonkey1313 4 points5 points ago

DON'T PUT THE FREAKING PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE

[–]CoolMoose 15 points16 points ago

[–]Stalin_From_Russia -4 points-3 points ago

I didn't even give enough shits to downvote

[–]Devious_Fish 2 points3 points ago

I do.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 1 point2 points ago

mad

[–]supermonkey1313 -1 points0 points ago

I was just quoting the submission page.

[–]Admiral_Cuddles 2 points3 points ago

So that's it, huh? We're becoming 9gag? Time to move on, I suppose.

[–]antihumorous -1 points0 points ago

He seemed so docile in Space Jam. Bored, even. I wonder why that is...

[–]OptimusChair 1 point2 points ago

All the comments here are terrible. And this meme is terrible.

[–]Thirdilemma 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even funny. The title says what's in the picture. Summerfags suck. When does school start?

[–]ExplosionsInThePi 1 point2 points ago

Keeping current with the memes I see...

[–]c0r3y -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone else automatically read this in DJ Lance Rock's voice?

[–]OptimusChair 2 points3 points ago

no.

[–]jimmy_three_shoes -1 points0 points ago

The one time MJ was called for a foul...

[–]griffith12 -2 points-1 points ago

best laugh I had all day.

[–]ehjhockey -2 points-1 points ago

My level of enthusiasm, at lollapalooza, at everything.

[–]InsaneToaser -2 points-1 points ago

and it tastes just like raisins

[–]camdonlaneron 0 points1 point ago

My new favorite post on reddit thanks

[–]InsaneToaser -2 points-1 points ago

your whistle is awesome, and my horse is amazing...

[–]user_without_a_soul 1 point2 points ago

give it a lick.

[–]DasBeerBoot -1 points0 points ago

you just put your lips together and you come real close

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[–]DasBeerBoot -1 points0 points ago

why not?

[–]user_without_a_soul 0 points1 point ago

just... no.

[–]DasBeerBoot 1 point2 points ago

[–]aceypoo 0 points1 point ago

I would like to unwatch this now please.

[–]somefgt -5 points-4 points ago

Am I the only one who read this in Brock Samson's voice?

[–]OptimusChair 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]somefgt 0 points1 point ago

Goodness. People really dislike Brock Samson. I'm gonna let this downvote Karma train roll though, so keep em coming.

[–]Irrelevant__Comments -2 points-1 points ago

Electric windows, electric doors.

[–]failed_novelty -2 points-1 points ago

How is he not firin is laser yet?

[–]appleofpine -2 points-1 points ago

Me while reading this:

":)"

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

YOUR WHISTLE HAS P-P-P-POWER!

[–]myupandupaccount -3 points-2 points ago

let me blow your whistle, baby?

[–]xLayzie -5 points-4 points ago

Not sure if he means my whistle, or my dick.

[–]OptimusChair 0 points1 point ago

no.