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[–]zaliman 28 points29 points ago

soraka!

[–]McFro 5 points6 points ago

Gotta upvote LOL references.

[–]Fatbeerguy 18 points19 points ago

Wouldn't you do something about it before it got that long?

[–]seabass341 2 points3 points ago

How worried would you be if you thought you were turning into a unicorn?

[–]Vampkiid12 1 point2 points ago

Not a single worry given.

[–]Zerble 38 points39 points ago

Shithead

[–]NO_OBS 32 points33 points ago

Dude, It looks like a turd coming of her head.

[–]sliverworm 3 points4 points ago

I came here to say this, left with my mind read.

[–]Imaster595 1 point2 points ago

I think it was everyone's first thought upon seeing the photos.

[–]syds 1 point2 points ago

well maybe it IS a turd....

[–]Imaster595 1 point2 points ago

that would really be a shitty thing to do...

[–]notaheadache 1 point2 points ago

looks like somebody got shitfaced

[–]vvj3nvv 8 points9 points ago

but does she fart rainbows?

[–]jrwinsurance 7 points8 points ago

I just Google Image searched "cutaneous horn," and I wish I hadn't. I have a very strong stomach, but this actually made me feel physically ill. One guy has horns growing out of his private area. Were I him, the only solution would be to kill myself with fire.

[–]caveman_rejoice 10 points11 points ago

[–]JasonEay 6 points7 points ago

Oh god why did I have to click that...

[–]BananeneinkaufGmbH 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, that was a close call.

[–]humangirltype 1 point2 points ago

Should have read this and not clicked that. I will never learn.

[–]JasonEay 0 points1 point ago

I even had a good idea as to what to expect, but I still clicked it. Ugh.

[–]Bukebuke 6 points7 points ago

There is a special place in hell reserved just for you sir...and I'll be right next to you cause I LOL'd way too hard at that.

[–]The_Illuminated_One 6 points7 points ago

That's a Savannah Tickler.

[–]humangirltype -1 points0 points ago

buwahahaha that is so fucking disgusting :D

[–]jamonathin[S] 2 points3 points ago

Good god that's disturbing

[–]WyndhamEarle 9 points10 points ago

What I think is weird is that she clearly waited a while to have the horn checked out. It couldn't have just grown in overnight could it? I'm trying to imagine a situation where someone would notice a bump forming on their forehead. It gradually gets larger until the skin finally splits and reveals this bone. Still the woman is just like "whatever" and just assumes that it will go away eventually? Her friends and family just pretend that nothing is there?

[–]GrapeTheArmadillo 3 points4 points ago

Under the picture it says it grew over 20 years... I guess it just took a while for her to notice.

[–]TheeFlipper 1 point2 points ago

I would have devised a way to make it grow straight. Human unicorn.

[–]dragon_commander 1 point2 points ago

cause she thought it looked awesome? but she kept ripping her shirts in the end.

[–]CmdrTroll 2 points3 points ago

I could masturbate to this.

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 3 points4 points ago

No one is challenging you for this, but you know you'll do it anyways.

[–]CmdrTroll 8 points9 points ago

I basically take every post on wtf as a masturbation challenge..

[–]oohchild 1 point2 points ago

Imagine sticking it up your butt. Ohhh, yeah, you like that, don't you?

[–]quixotik 3 points4 points ago

I had an entirely different picture in mind when I clicked on the headline...

[–]basec0m 4 points5 points ago

She looks like a completely lovely and pleasant woman...

[–]johnq-pubic 18 points19 points ago

And horny too!

[–]swaltz122 0 points1 point ago

I would have a pissed off look on my face too if shit was growing from my forehead

[–]Anopheles_stingz 4 points5 points ago

This is what happens when people start eating with their butt

[–]DatumCain 2 points3 points ago

be warned, do not attempt to play leap frog with this lady!

[–]niknarcotic 0 points1 point ago

I think I read about this a few years ago and that's a big brain tumor.

[–]IvyLeagueBro 2 points3 points ago

She must've been horny all the time.

[–]ItsAFugazi 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one rubbing my forehead right now?

[–]blubase 0 points1 point ago

hell granny

[–]prince_albert11 0 points1 point ago

She must be a Mormon.

[–]vulcan69 1 point2 points ago

not cool dude.... yeah I googled "cutaneous horn" too...wish I didnt

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Nobody in town had a hacksaw?

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

Greetings from the Boazanian empire.

[–]SweetPeaJMarie -1 points0 points ago

her head's taking a poop

[–]Lullapie 1 point2 points ago

No big deal. Just grow some bangs or a comb over of some sort.

[–]xDerivative -1 points0 points ago

[–]57ashdot 0 points1 point ago

How does this happen? Is it like genetic or something?????

EDIT: Result of radiation or damage to skin cells, resulting in mass overproduction of keratin. It can spread too!

[–]Montezuma_Forgives -1 points0 points ago

It's like an old lady playdoh poop machine.

[–]cdrj 1 point2 points ago

And, I'm now unsubscribed. I can only take so much of this stuff. The bad tattoos grossed me out, and this put me over the edge. Well, it's been a wild ride while it lasted. You guys are all sick.

[–]thefastandthespuriou 1 point2 points ago

I like how the horn was surrounded like kinda pussy lips or something.

[–]Heathbar666 0 points1 point ago

[–]mechanicus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mr_Antibody 1 point2 points ago

she's the devil..... look at her...... the devil

[–]webdevguy2 0 points1 point ago

Unicorns DO exist. Checkmate Atheists.

[–]Harroprease11 -1 points0 points ago

She's pretty much a shit-dick-head

[–]morguejuice -1 points0 points ago

looks like poop

[–]BPcoL66 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a fungal parasite that attacks ants in South America.

[–]cocktastic_voyage -1 points0 points ago

Brain shart.

[–]Blaguet 0 points1 point ago

I thought she would be happier. After all, she is a unicorn.

[–]TurdFerguson06 -1 points0 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/jdfh0.jpg

Unicorns are supposed to have color and sparkles!

[–]Scaredtofart -1 points0 points ago

Old lady SHIT FOR BRAINS!

[–]straighttoplaid -1 points0 points ago

"Gross specimen" is right!

[–]brutalbronco -1 points0 points ago

Pop that muthafuckah.

[–]crayzme 0 points1 point ago

My wife makes the same face sometimes

[–]yaradebs 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why but if I want to take giant twizzers and take that thing off its roots or take my bare hands and put my feet on her face while pushing her face backwards and pulling with my hands forwards.

[–]BruddyMarvaris 1 point2 points ago

So THIS is the source! I saw this YEARS ago...

[–]jackbauer616 1 point2 points ago

is that what happens after a brain fart?

[–]limelight22 -2 points-1 points ago

Well I guess you could say she's... horny.

[–]clay5186 -2 points-1 points ago

Ass hole on da head

[–]FuTRoN -3 points-2 points ago

shes shitting thru her forehead