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[–]Pasty_Virgin 27 points28 points ago

[–]Deluxx00 17 points18 points ago

Haha, he got into a fight with his foot! I want a cat.

[–]Panguin -4 points-3 points ago

Correction. You want a kitten. Kittens are fucking adorable, doin all kinds of cute shit. Then they turn into cats and just sleep everywhere.

On the plus side, it's super easy to box train a cat.

[–]lostpatrol[!] 4 points5 points ago

I wasn't very impressed by his boxing.

[–]Hosfac 2 points3 points ago

My cat does all sorts of cute things...in between all the bouts of sleeping everywhere.

[–]MissGingerAle 0 points1 point ago

Actually, my cat just keeps getting cuter. She was rescued off the streets by my crazy drama teacher (who I do like as a person), and it's been quite a lot of work to get her to warm up to people. As a kitten she would just run away. We've now had her for almost two years. This month, she started showing me affection. Here is a picture from last night of the second time she's ever cuddled with me. The first was the night before. I love my cat.

[–]DrNoDoze 37 points38 points ago

Upvote for the James Brown reference.

[–]TheFAJ 5 points6 points ago

Ithought that in that song (The Big Payback) he suggests that although he does not know karate, he knows "ka-razor"

[–]McPiggy 6 points7 points ago

you are correct my friend. An often made mistake; he is saying basically that he will cut you. With a razor. For stealing his girlfriend.

[–]DrNoDoze 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh Ka-Razor, the famous soul hit man, who "takes care" of fools who get with your girl. Makes sense.

[–]lockstock_teardrops 0 points1 point ago

So glad I learned this today! I always sang "ca-razy! (yes he do)"

[–]Shmowzowzow 10 points11 points ago

Upvote for recognizing the James Brown reference

[–]mikeiscool92 0 points1 point ago

I think it just might be a reference to Shanghai Noon.

[–]Jsizzles93 1 point2 points ago

i recognized the shanghai noon reference, didn't even realize that the movie was referencing james brown

[–]Schnazzy 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was referring to Chris Pontius's Karazy

[–]mactac 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say that.

[–]KilltacularBatman 10 points11 points ago

Title made me think of Shanghai Noon... have an upvote!

[–]larsbrunsvold 5 points6 points ago

Thank you! Couldn't remember where I knew it from.

[–]wdejr 1 point2 points ago

I thought of James Brown.

[–]OriginalHoneyBadger 2 points3 points ago

Chris Pontius.

[–]rocketbootkid 0 points1 point ago

Party Boy!!!!!

[–]OriginalHoneyBadger 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!!

[–]AutisticRorr 2 points3 points ago

[–]alwayschoosepeace 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was a Hey Arnold reference :(

[–]allcentury -1 points0 points ago

[–]la_guiri 0 points1 point ago

haha my tabby kitten does the same thing. totally no control over the legs.

[–]lolsv 0 points1 point ago

Can someone add 'Hate' to the end of the walk?

[–]Max_Exploder -1 points0 points ago

or... i don't know Karate... but i know katrate

[–]ilazul 0 points1 point ago

this how most people I know defend themselves, especially at a bar

[–]InsaneToaser 0 points1 point ago

Aka, spazfu

[–]p07a70 0 points1 point ago

That's what I look like when I try Karate

[–]hooizyoo 0 points1 point ago

That carpet is filthy.

[–]Radtastik 0 points1 point ago

The dog just staring, like "what the fuck dude"... too good.

[–]MrColdBalls 1 point2 points ago

That's the way I'd do it. Just confuse the shit out of your opponent and run away. Smart little kitty

[–]mrmuzak 1 point2 points ago

Yes we do!

[–]SOPA_NO 1 point2 points ago

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! DIDN'T THINK SO!

[–]gorvetus 0 points1 point ago

"Wut?"-Dog

[–]StayFunky 0 points1 point ago

Chris Pontius

[–]Hosfac 0 points1 point ago

That's an old but effective martial art known as Catjitsu. You need a tail to do it right, though.

[–]urkiddingrite 0 points1 point ago

This very thing happens in my kitchen most mornings. Sometimes in reverse.

[–]jkonine 0 points1 point ago

[–]jessieo387 0 points1 point ago

The dog is hilarious -- his look says "what the fuck is wrong with that thing"

[–]MasakaVenom 0 points1 point ago

The dog is like......wtf.

[–]uhmerikin 0 points1 point ago

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

[–]808lisa93 0 points1 point ago

I are claws!!

[–]Barrel-rider 0 points1 point ago

[–]awhaleofatale 0 points1 point ago

Kitty-Fu

[–]N8CCRG -1 points0 points ago

[–]drads 0 points1 point ago

And i will use it

[–]ventusvir 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING AIR I'LL TEAR YER BLEEDIN' EYES OUT

[–]killface21 -1 points0 points ago

Same day re-post. Mfw.

[–]Kubrik27 -3 points-2 points ago

I hate how people tape their dog tryin to kill their cat. Sick fucks.