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[–]backward_z 68 points69 points ago

YOU SAID SOMETHING TRUE THAT I DON'T LIKE.

DOWNVOTE

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 16 points17 points ago

What if I told you

Opinions don't need to have a truth value

[–]orniver 17 points18 points ago

That's not true IMO.

[–]sachegrande -4 points-3 points ago

What if I told you

This belongs in /r/reactiongifs?

[–]tigerevoke4 7 points8 points ago

I agree... Fuck.

[–]ryanstsuckface 2 points3 points ago

Finally, someone else is sick and fucking tired of these /r/HIFW circlejerk posts on the frontpage

[–]chaotic_phoenix 2 points3 points ago

What if I told you I like Berries and Cream!

[–]jojobawood -2 points-1 points ago

What if I told you
Tastes don't need to have a truth value

FTFY

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion, man

[–]jzboston8 -1 points0 points ago

This is the voting logic of the average redditor; unless they see an upvote/downvote train, they hop straight onto that shit!

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 2 points3 points ago

And that is the logic of well... everyone. Everyone is the average Redditor, except for you. Everyone else is just following the herd.

It's okay, it applies to us all. Even me, I'm judging you right now in this comment.

[–]jzboston8 0 points1 point ago

I like your straightforwardness; and I'll comply with being the start of the train.

[–]this_is_who_I_am 9 points10 points ago

I love Cam

[–]gdotes 0 points1 point ago

I love Lamp

[–]tobor_a 2 points3 points ago

upvote for A) I agree. and B) I recognize the show the GIF is from.

[–]Y2JisRAW 3 points4 points ago

Commenting on reddit, it's serious business.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

ex Co-worker did this to my tools all the time, he just passed by my tool locker and picked up a tool and looked at me into the eyes and said "this yours?" and I ofcourse replied yes and he just dropped it on the ground. I hope he streps on lego,

[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 4 points5 points ago

Mitch and Cam are by far the best couple on tv.

[–]scruffy01 13 points14 points ago

You know actually I spend a lot of time figuring out how commenting "works", and there are a few scenarios with this.

1.) Pulling your buddy out of the mud. It's not that hard to respond to a comment getting down voted with at least half assed reasoning as to why that being down voted is dumb. Usually this results in some "sling shot" points as the original comment will go from negative to pretty high usually quickly.

2.) The sacrifice play. You can also respond to the comment with explaining WHY this got down voted and exactly how them doing so makes them predictable and a hive mind. You don't actually have to explain if the down voting is justified or not, it will fall on deaf ears since you are not really going to be on their good side. This will land you down votes (usually -10 or so), but will usually propel the original comment high.

3.) The full retard. This one is obvious. if you respond to the original comment in an insulting manner AND don't explain why you disagree with his down votes very clearly, you both will be shot down.

Sounds like a bunch of hogwash, but this theory rarely if ever fails.

Edit: Here is an example of me pulling #2 some time after this post. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xzqdt/dont_mess_with_tlj/c5r1aka?context=3

[–]Jaaplord 9 points10 points ago

Motherfucker, worst comment ever!

[–]Bluefreakbob 5 points6 points ago

4) TL;DR, downvotes

[–]Picklwarrior 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW you spend a lot of time figuring out comments. One time, you re-enacted an entire argument from a previous repost of the same image

[–]scruffy01 1 point2 points ago

But my knowledge is tiny compared to your pickle fighting know how

[–]Picklwarrior 0 points1 point ago

Everybody is commenting on my username today! Usually nobody notices... Actually, the only other time somebody noticed, they made an action-figure-sized model of a "Picklwarrior"

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[–]TheyreOut2GetU 3 points4 points ago

Your comment was too long and already had a score of -3. So I went ahead and downvoted it just because.

[–]valhallan42nd 2 points3 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]verygoodyear 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn Modern Family is great.

[–]Captain_Moscow 2 points3 points ago

I'm just going to ignore the message of the post, and instead just point out how awesome of a character Cam is.

[–]funkdenomotron 1 point2 points ago

I own that shirt

[–]breebreekudo 0 points1 point ago

Dan aykroyd and John goodman had a child, it'd be the guy in this gif

[–]breebreekudo 0 points1 point ago

Unless that is dan aykroyd :P

[–]Smotpoker -4 points-3 points ago

this isn't funny.

post this stupid shit to /r/reactiongifs

[–]theswim 0 points1 point ago

You sir, are a dick. Good day!

[–]civVII -2 points-1 points ago

You were asking for it.

[–]eggrollco 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WhereAreThePix[S] 0 points1 point ago

yoko ono liked onions