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[–]i_m_fury 178 points179 points ago

Yeah Balls of Steel. Great show.

[–]Ka1ser 57 points58 points ago

I like the clip in which the Annoying Devil places dog shit on a bridge, so that nobody could pass. But I can't find the video right now

[–]Clutch_McGroin 45 points46 points ago

There it is : Link

[–]Bearmodule 19 points20 points ago

This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

They block most things from CH4 over here... in the UK :/

[–]SirSandGoblin 17 points18 points ago

probably because you can watch it on the channel 4 website and they would rather you did that, probably

[–]NYKevin 15 points16 points ago

Probably.

[–]ach44 3 points4 points ago

Surely

[–]mrdoink20 6 points7 points ago

Don't call me Shirley.

[–]Already__Taken 7 points8 points ago

but I'm not going to, because I can't see that exact clip on the the channel 4 site. So I'm not going to bother.

Jesus I hate copyright.

[–]Morgester 3 points4 points ago

I swear this show was on English TV?

[–]Bearmodule 0 points1 point ago

It was, but as I say CH4 blocks most (if not all) things of theirs from youtube for the UK audiences. People overseas can watch, though.

[–]Sachiano 1 point2 points ago

You could go to Youtube's 4oD channel and watch the whole episode/series, though :)

[–]Ka1ser 3 points4 points ago

Thanks! Didn't try to search for 'poo-poo'

[–]ShotgunPanda 6 points7 points ago

The most disturbing one was the dog shit on the pedestrian crossing traffic switches

[–]wojovox 2 points3 points ago

The one where he calls 10 taxi companies and when they all show, he rides off on a scooter. That cracked me up.

[–]TheGucciHobo 0 points1 point ago

Taxi for D. Evil?

[–]KnightsWhoSayNii 1 point2 points ago

And yet the only one who manages to pull through it without slowing down is some kid on a BMX. What a brilliant show.

[–]Torretiger 10 points11 points ago

link

funniest one in my opinion

[–]gmoneyshot69 14 points15 points ago

So good.

For anyone that hasn't seen the Annoying Devil clips or Neg's Urban sports I highly recommend youtubing them. They're so damn good.

[–]Skyline969 19 points20 points ago

"...And some fucking chicken nuggets. TWOOT TWOOT"

[–]DerHelm 2 points3 points ago

Is it me or does it sound like he orders doughnuts before the chicken nuggets?

[–]Skyline969 4 points5 points ago

I think he does. Sounds like diddy doughnuts or something... maybe it's slang for mini doughnuts...?

And where is there a chicken nugget and doughnut shop?

[–]Uaedaien 2 points3 points ago

Diddly donuts is a menu item in the UK from burger king I think.

[–]Skyline969 2 points3 points ago

I assume that they're just some type of mini doughnuts, yeah?

[–]Uaedaien 1 point2 points ago

Yup, never had them personally they didn't seem to make them fresh.

[–]Nomiss 1 point2 points ago

And today we will be playing big stranger rodeo.

LEGGIT!!

[–]Skyline969 0 points1 point ago

LEGGIT!!!!

[–]crazyparrot94 5 points6 points ago

Big Gay Following's always worth a watch too

[–]HighVoltageTurtle 8 points9 points ago

Fancy a bum?

[–]tumadre65 2 points3 points ago

Finally met his match when one of them said yes

[–]crimson589 4 points5 points ago

LEG IT!!

[–]NamelessTurtle 1 point2 points ago

I love stranger rodeo and the one where he tries to scare people out of the elevator, makes me laugh every time!

[–]fradminator 0 points1 point ago

you're the balls

[–]1NDawesome 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE!!! that when I know where this is from but cant remember the title I know before clicking the comment section that it will be amongst the top 3 most upvoted which show its from. <3 reddit for that reason.

[–]RandomGreatness -2 points-1 points ago

Also, if anyone is interested, it's from the Finnish version of the show.

[–]Tampeiter 28 points29 points ago

God reacts and makes everyone handicapped.

[–]input_cords 18 points19 points ago

GGG

[–]Intoxicatedcanadian 3 points4 points ago

Whenever I see GGG I think German Goo Girls.

I think I watch too much porn.

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

Take that Satan!

[–]Choo41 17 points18 points ago

'The Annoying Devil': My personal favourite

[–]dnew 2 points3 points ago

I always preferred the harmless pranks. Stuff like "Just For Laughs" gets me every time.

[–]Sniper98g 78 points79 points ago

Parking in these spots would not be illegal, at least in the US. US code states handicapped parking spots must be marked with an upright sign in addition to any pavement markings. If you ever get a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot and it's not marked with an upright sign, take it to court and they will throw it out.

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[–]fatguybayonet 22 points23 points ago

It's an ADA requirement:

An ADA handicapped parking space must be identified with the international symbol of accessibility (see picture at the top of the article). This sign must be placed high enough that it will not be obstructed when a vehicle is parked there... There typically is a sign painted on the pavement as well (see below), but there are no ADA regulations on that.

[–]iammolotov 4 points5 points ago

I believe it's ADA Continuation Rule 113-D.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 8 points9 points ago

This changes everyhing!! I officially request a lawyer to verify this fact.

Edit. I accidentaly a letter.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 36 points37 points ago

Sure I'm a lawyer and it's true.

[–]NoodleWorm64 36 points37 points ago

When it comes to law, you can always count on Xx420xcirclejerker69 to be on your side.

[–]heavyhebrew 16 points17 points ago

"Have you been in an injury? Do you have a spouse you want to leave? Have you been ticketed for parking in a handicapped stall yet there was no upright sign? Then call the offices of Xx420xcirclejerker69 & Fuckstick, you may be entitled to compensation!"

[–]fiction8 2 points3 points ago

Impotent? Want a baby? I'll fuck your wife and sue her for adultery! You'll get full custody!

[–]burrito_supreme7762 -1 points0 points ago

I hate to do this but you phrased it incorrectly. It's supposed to be, "Better call Xx420xcirclejerker69!"

[–]Stuckbetweenstations 1 point2 points ago

"Hi, I’m Xx420xcirclejerker69! Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Reddit!"

[–]HighVoltageTurtle 10 points11 points ago

In Britain, it's just the sign on the floor that's needed. Upright signs aren't necessary.

[–]Uaedaien 9 points10 points ago

In Britain a private car park would struggle to enforce it. It's more about not being a twat.

[–]Already__Taken 1 point2 points ago

reverse that.

A private car park will just ticket you and say fuck you to any complaints.

A counsel will be more likely to spot that this is probably a mistake.

Either way you would have to take them to court over it.

[–]Uaedaien 0 points1 point ago

With private car park just refuse to pay, then they have to take you to court.

[–]Already__Taken 2 points3 points ago

ouooh yaaah, this advise needs to be a PSA.

Private car parks are a scam.

There's a car park after like £500 from me at one point. They just give up.

[–]probablyreadit 10 points11 points ago

In most cases you shouldn't be parking in handicapped spaces anyway. Those are for the handicapped.

[–]w0lrah 1 point2 points ago

Try living in a state that has a real winter. If there's a good snow going, you're often lucky to be able to see the lines, much less whether a given space is a handicapped spot or not. Almost any time there's a good overnight storm followed by a sunny day the parking lots at business complexes look hilarious from how badly everyone is parked once the snow melts away.

This would be the reason for the requirement of standing signs. Rain can also make older pavement markings nearly invisible if it's coming down hard enough, so it is entirely possible to end up in a handicap space without knowing it if the only markings are on the ground.

[–]probablyreadit 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen snow :(

[–]NYKevin 1 point2 points ago

Those are for the handicapped.

And the late Steve Jobs.

[–]probablyreadit 0 points1 point ago

strangest part is the lack of license plates.

[–]NeoCracer 2 points3 points ago

"At no time would he ever be in a car as old as six months; and thus there was no legal requirement to have the number plates fitted,"

[–]paranode 1 point2 points ago

He figured out some loophole whereby he renewed his car lease every 6 months or something so that he never had to put a plate on.

[–]lunchboxg4 0 points1 point ago

it's not right, of course, but if that lot is at Apple, and they choose to not enforce it, what can you do? It's good to be the king.

[–]greg19735 0 points1 point ago

this annoys me more than it should. I believe he could probably get a ticket but why doesn't he just take the spot next do it and reserve it? I don't think anyone would care if the owner had a reserved spot!

[–]Massfeller 1 point2 points ago

He was only riddled with cancer I'm sure he should've moved over for some fattie with a slow thyroid

[–]NYKevin 0 points1 point ago

You know, they have a permit for that sort of thing...

[–]Massfeller 1 point2 points ago

Dude was too busy/smart to even get plates how would they attach a placard to his car afaik they are issued to the plate number

[–]greg19735 0 points1 point ago

why is smartness in relation to getting plates?

[–]greg19735 0 points1 point ago

why bother though? what's wrong with plates?

[–]Massfeller 1 point2 points ago

Maybe Steve was a Sovereign citizen

[–]NYKevin 0 points1 point ago

Wait, he was too busy to get plates, so instead he swapped cars every six months? That's a very interesting kind of "busy".

[–]paranode 1 point2 points ago

Those are for the handicapped

And the other 80% who figured out some sneaky way to get a placard.

[–]greg19735 0 points1 point ago

i don't know about 80% but it's way too high.

[–]ukstubbs 1 point2 points ago

shame this is from the uk.

[–]pulezan -1 points0 points ago

sadly, this is not in the US so your argument is invalid. Who knows, maybe in Mozambique you're allowed to park on handicapped parking spots.

[–]MikeNeil91 14 points15 points ago

This is from the British show 'Balls of Steel' He also does some other hilarious things, too. He collects a bucket full of dog & cat shit, waits for someone to come out of a car wash, then throws it all over the window screen. He lines the pavement with cat & dog shit, too. He sits in a window with a fishing rod, with a false wig on the end & lowers it onto a bald mans head, who is sitting below. Some other funny sketches, too. Can't remember half of them, though.

[–]Andy284 19 points20 points ago

He sounds like a bit of a cunt.

[–]thepukingdwarf 5 points6 points ago

Yeah. A few of the stunts are kind of funny, the rest are either downright stupid or completely jerkish.

[–]LawrenciuM94 3 points4 points ago

People ask the show to prank their friends, if they just went around pranking random people they would be complete cunts.

[–]geoffdovakiihn 3 points4 points ago

You just had to pick all the 'shit' ones.

[–]jamii992 2 points3 points ago

i thought all the shit pieces were fake?

[–]TheGucciHobo 2 points3 points ago

Hands out umbrellas on a rainy day with "twat" and "dick" on them; orders about fifty taxis to his house and then goes off on a scooter; drives a smart car really slowly around a country lane just in front of a tractor so all the people behind think that it's the tractor that's slowing everyone down. Bit of a cunt, but I think it's hilarious.

EDIT: The Annoying Devil (YouTube)

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

I think the car wash one was simply mud.

[–]ElGuano 13 points14 points ago

TIL Satan works just like the Joker in the 60s Batman show.

[–]AnIndividualonReddit 8 points9 points ago

Hopefully Satan doesn't work like the Joker in our 2012's movie theaters.

[–]RapedYourFriend 2 points3 points ago

Seems like these behaviors take a while to develop. I feel bad for the people of 2064.

[–]scruffy01 24 points25 points ago

I used to work at a hospital, and this pretty much was reality.

[–]CombustionJellyfish 8 points9 points ago

To be fair, if there's one place that needs excessive handicap parking, a hospital is probably it.

The strip mall near work where 5 out of the 20 spots are marked? Probably not so much :P

[–]vahntitrio 0 points1 point ago

And casinos. The handicapped parking areas there are roughly the size of a typical grocery store parking lot.

[–]bladewing89 11 points12 points ago

Satan's an asshole.

[–]KarmaTornado[S] 10 points11 points ago

[–]GangstaFapper 3 points4 points ago

The joke's on the Devil, this is the parking lot for the upcoming Special Olympics.

[–]IAMnotMcKaylaMaroney 2 points3 points ago

Ha not a problem, I'll just park in the Expecting Mothers' spot.

[–]Mary-Jane86 2 points3 points ago

This from 'Balls of Steel'? Loved the one where he put rows and rows of dogshit in the middle of a pedestrian bridge and watched everyone try to tiptoe through it... lols

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 2 points3 points ago

I just went and watched it. The pigeon asked that his identity be withheld.

[–]DSTFU 0 points1 point ago

[–]gundog48 3 points4 points ago

Pretty much ever supermarket car park! A ton of disabled spaces, even more 'mother and child' parking, with everyone else fighting for the two normal spots! I've never seen more than half of the disabled spots in a car park filled anyway!

[–]soawesomejohn 1 point2 points ago

It's always good to see what his demons are up to as well.

[–]stuntsbluntshiphop 0 points1 point ago

Wow Satan how clever of you

[–]TheDoktorIsIn 1 point2 points ago

Haha we did this for our senior prank. Of course the teachers figured it out pretty quickly, but it was fun.

[–]davidt0504 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[–]llamamymama 1 point2 points ago

As a handicapped citizen, I approve.

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

As someone who knows the rules regarding handicapped space. I ain't even mad.

[–]leshake 0 points1 point ago

No, poobridge is satan at his best.

[–]Mavmar -1 points0 points ago

was this not posted yesterday?

[–]IggyZ 0 points1 point ago

I read this as Mr. Satan...

[–]Maynguene_banana 0 points1 point ago

I read that as 'Stan', I didn't know who he was but I knew I was a fan of his work.

[–]MikeC2103 0 points1 point ago

Now this is a real life super hero!

Insane and wearing a cape..

[–]Realworld 0 points1 point ago

California charges an extra $80 "commercial vehicle" fee for all pickup trucks. There used to be exemption if you had a truck bed canopy, but no more. This $80 fee doesn't apply to full sized SUVs. Rednecks accept abuse, soccer moms not so much.

Laws are usually written with exceptions; it's a political pressure valve for dangerously savvy citizens who would otherwise cause problems. Truck canopy exemption was the old exception; you only received it if you knew to ask for it. It became too well known, the state was losing too many fees, so they eliminated it.

I looked into the new law to find the new exception. It's now the "handicapped exemption". If you know how, you can get handicapped plates. With handicapped plates, if you know to ask, there's no extra $80 pickup fee. I like using my brain, so I did it.

I seldom park in handicapped spaces. I will if regular spaces are full and multiple handicapped are empty.

edit: phrasing

[–]LadyGriggs 0 points1 point ago

[–]CodeTherapist 0 points1 point ago

that parking lot looks like every costco - only fur realsies..

[–]InsaneToaser 0 points1 point ago

who knew the dark lord has a good sense of humor.

[–]p07a70 0 points1 point ago

Curse you Satan! They always get the best spots!

[–]mnnnmmnnnmmm 0 points1 point ago

I like to picture Satan as a mischievous badger...

[–]Soothe 1 point2 points ago

I guess this is how he takes his breaks from planting dinosaur bones.

[–]jimbowhales 0 points1 point ago

even the devil was once a angel

[–]gsubs200 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read this as Santa at his best

[–]itsalejandreezy 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought it said Stan at his best. I thought to myself, "who the fuck is Stan, and why is he dressed as the devil?"

[–]RBeck 0 points1 point ago

If that's a CoCos or Carrows it wouldn't matter.

[–]joekickass1234 0 points1 point ago

Fun Fact: Illegally parking in a handicapped parking space is one of the only three laws that the government has 0 tolerance for.

[–]jtg93 0 points1 point ago

I'm American and one of the things I'm looking forward to the most about my study abroad trip to Oxford is being able to watch this show again.

[–]thepartyandafter 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Satan: Makes all parking spots handicap accessible at a physical therapy clinic.

[–]Ella_Bella 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Satan: Gave all the spots to the handicapped

[–]docodine 0 points1 point ago

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

[–]Majorbob10 0 points1 point ago

You asked for it!

[–]hdrew43739 0 points1 point ago

i love his victory run at the end

[–]MeaninglessDebateMan 0 points1 point ago

GG Satan:

Makes sure all the athletes at the special Olympics have great parking spots.

[–]ukiyoe 0 points1 point ago

Satan cares for the disabled. What a nice guy!

[–]Kaminaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

I just LOVE when he dumps a bucket of golf balls on a golf course around someone else's ball that they just hit.

[–]OneArmedNoodler 0 points1 point ago

Hey! I've been to that Walmart!

[–]afterlex 0 points1 point ago

I'm having an awful day, but Satan made it better.

[–]Colonel_Pusstache 0 points1 point ago

This is the parking situation at the Special Olympics.

[–]IRONPINGU3131 0 points1 point ago

i love annoying devil

[–]neutralchaos -1 points0 points ago

Why doesn't someone get the stencil and go paint the handicapped symbol on CEOs parking spaces? It would be particularly fun to do to people that have reserved spaces. Maybe even call the cops after they have been parked in it for a while. I wonder, would they get a ticket?

[–]inquisitivinatorer 2 points3 points ago

Surely if it was a reserved spot the person that usually uses it will know that it isn't really a handicap space?

[–]Uaedaien -1 points0 points ago

Good luck getting the plod to care about using a disabled parking space, let alone one in a private car park.

[–]neutralchaos 0 points1 point ago

I guess I just find it fun to annoy and waste other peoples time

[–]RetardedJedi 0 points1 point ago

He actually lives in my hometown. Really cool guy. I've partied with his daughter at his house and he's really friendly and not a "tryhard" cool dad, he just let's it come naturally.

[–]geoffdovakiihn 2 points3 points ago

"partied with his daughter" your gonna wake up covered in shit, i just know it.

[–]RetardedJedi 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha not like that!

[–]Biscoo 0 points1 point ago

You're*

[–]Twi1stedVis1on -1 points0 points ago

The best is when he islets up a microphone and speaker near a vending machine, and says " No! You're too fat for chocolate! Please try again!"

Trolololololol.

[–]le_mexicano 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost from yesterday.

[–]Caserio -1 points0 points ago

This is how I feel trying to park in my town...

[–]awsome9000 -5 points-4 points ago

Hi

[–]funnycide -3 points-2 points ago

If the parking spot is painted with out an actual handicap sign then you can't be fined for parking there. Although it does kind of make you a dick.

[–]im_her_father -1 points0 points ago

this is true, not sure why the downvotes

[–]brain56 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like a red Batman

[–]513000 -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, i get it, Satan is a failure at his best because you need a sign in every parking spot and he forgot it.

[–]advtorrin 0 points1 point ago

Evil shinanigans

[–]DimmeryAL3X -1 points0 points ago

BALLAR AV STÅL!

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky -1 points0 points ago

At least he is in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.