Since we're on the topic of bad tattoos.

litkedeep · 2 months

Anarchy symbol on neck. Corporate logos on head and cheek. Yep.

sscspagftphbpdh17 · 2 months

No one else thinks that's a temporary tattoo?

IMTERRIBLEATPICKINGU · 2 months

"Sorry sir, but we're not hiring right now." -McDonalds-

TURBOJUGGED · 2 months

I can see the sponsorship dollars just rolling in.

DazBlintze · 2 months

This is what happens when you dive head-first into the shallow end of the gene pool.

tittyfap · 2 months

personally, I find the moustache more offensive

Captainpiky · 2 months

Sorry, mate. I don't have any change on me.

SplitMick · 2 months

Why do I keep seeing people voluntarily wearing that Monster symbol? It's a drink for fuck sake!

blacksharpie · 2 months

If this meant I would get free Monsters for life.... I still couldn't do it.

doubleOhBlowMe · 2 months

Also terrible mustache.

iheartbakon · 2 months

Forehead tattoos: what better way to make an impression on prospective employers.

Seriously, I think tattoo artists should have some kind of code of ethics the same way doctors have the Hippocratic Oath.

kinx · 2 months

I always read it as Mønster, which means "pattern" in norwegian. Doesn't really make it sound super awesome :P

black27696 · 2 months

I kind of feel bad for people that try to get a bunch of tattoos to cover up an extremely weak face. Like this guy has a very round head, a weak chin, and a tiny mouth. No amount of tattoos will make you look badass.

Basically, what you're going for is this

But all people will see is this

FnuGk · 2 months

why did he spell "Monster" with an "ø"?

FYI

"mønster" == "pattern" in Danish

IStopTickleMonsters · 2 months

To be fair, there's not much more damage that can be done to that face. The tattoo MAY have been an improvement.

V838_Mon · 2 months

You know, every time I drive through a fast food place, and some young kid working there as a cashier with tat sleeves takes my money, I can't help but think they must love working at that chain to be so committed.

Kids that think you will eventually be a rock star (no pun intended from OP's post).. protip: Wait until you actually BECOME a rock star before getting your 'never gonna get a real job' sleeves.

skagod69 · 2 months

Looks like a fake. I'm calling shenanigans

PhD_in_Atheism_AMA · 2 months

swaqq

diggemigre · 2 months

He spelled "douchebag" wrong.

DalekCaek · 2 months

All face tattoos are bad tattoos.

ummonommu · 2 months

We need to have idiots like this with a "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattoo on their foreheads when they do dumb stuff.

[deleted] · 2 months

"Better load up on Magnums, I'm gonna get so much pussy with this giant Monster logo plastered on my forehead."

TmlzMiso · 2 months

His hair should be 3 thin strands made out to look like the monster logo.

Sepulchural · 2 months

It's really ingenious how many ways you can spell "Don't hire me".

notbeard · 2 months

Mr. Cool Ice

TheLastGunslinger · 2 months

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

whambo666 · 2 months

Crikey. What a cunt. Do people like this REALLY exist?

deaddoza · 2 months

Anarchy..... brought to you by Monster energy drinks. what a ween bag

stray1ight · 2 months

Best everlasting jobstopper I've seen in a while!

Tollviolation · 2 months

To flip this one around. What do you all think of reddit tattoos??

vvj3nvv · 2 months

oh I bet the high school girls love him.

Sizzalness · 2 months

They had a tv show on sponsored tattoos. There is alot of quick money in being a human nascar.

persnicketyshamwow · 2 months

When is hell did Monster energy drink tattoos become a thing? This is the third guy I have seen with that dumbassy claw logo.

I_AM_NOT_A_TR0LL · 2 months

You could baste a turkey with that forehead grease.

Dringlenut · 2 months

What an idiot. Monster drinks are crap anyway.

timothy53 · 2 months

They will probably sue him.

the_breadlord · 2 months

I have nothing against facial tattoos, per se. Got some friends with some, and am reasonably well inked myself.

But BRANDING? How much of an imagination free imbecile do you have to be to put someone's soulless corporate bullshit on your face forever?

I really fucking hate advertising, in all its forms; I won't even wear clothing with logos on and this... this rankles.

grimskrotum · 2 months

How can you like a beverage this much? I really like milk but I'm not going to get a giant MILK tattoo on my forehead.

solidfox535 · 2 months

incontrol?

mickyfinn · 2 months

i don't want to start another thread, and this is a few years old anyway, but this one is brutal http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icwales2/jul2011/7/4/dayne-gilbey-s-fried-breakfast-tattoo-623966177.jpg loves his fried breakfast so much he tattooed it on his baldy dome

get_brent · 2 months

if anyone out there could photoshop this and replace "monster" with "bawls" i'd upvote you so hard.

cmbezln · 2 months

I used to live on the west coast and WHY THE FUCK IS MONSTER LOGO A THING?

knight4646 · 2 months

He looks just about ready to shoot up his school.

badgrafxghost · 2 months

This may or may not be off topic, but what is up with the explosion in people adopting the Monster logo in the last few years?

It's an energy drink that sponsors various motor sports and X-games type events, right? Why is it such a thing for people to paste the logo all over their cars, hats, clothes, tattoos, etc? I can understand why folks do this with sports teams and such, but this is just an advertiser, a product endorsement. I don't understand where the pride comes from from showing off their logo.

I feel like I'm missing something and am genuinely curious what it is. Anyone have some insight to share?

faptastrophe · 2 months

Why would you get a tattoo on your face that said Munster?

goletaal · 2 months

If I owned a business that inspired someone to do this kind of thing, I would lock the fucking doors and close up shop immediately. Partly because I'd be ashamed, but mostly so this dickhead has to go around with a tattoo of a failed business on his head for the rest of his life.

iBleeedorange · 2 months

Hey incontrol check out my support for MONSTER!

luke10_27 · 2 months

If you look deeply into his eyes, you can see the brain damage.

moorej3 · 2 months

I still think any eyeball tattoos win 'the worst tattoo ever'

trousered_ape · 2 months

So that's who puts Monster stickers on their trucks.

FartyNapkins · 2 months

I guess it's okay to bully people on the internet as long as they have really bad tattoos

spanglish14 · 2 months

You sure it's not one of those sticker ones you get in children's candy/sweet packets?

Evulon · 2 months

Mønster

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