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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 14 points15 points ago

[–]samplification 4 points5 points ago

I honestly can't imagine a hybrid of Eeyore and Nigel's voice. Blows the mind..

[–]softero 4 points5 points ago

"Oh bother...I guess it's smashing after all..."

[–]Byewhat 5 points6 points ago

Wasn't expecting that...

[–]trunksbomb 3 points4 points ago

Really? Maybe you weren't around when the whole smashing fad rose and peaked, but anything with "smashing" in the title is a dead giveaway to me. It's still funny, but it would have been better had the OP not included the "punchline" in the title.

[–]awhaleofatale 0 points1 point ago

I feel ya. Scared the flying flip out of me.

[–]lprekon 7 points8 points ago

This is the only thing that consistently makes me actually laugh at loud

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[–]QWERTY36[S] 4 points5 points ago

Aww hey. That's not nice. *Humft I was in a good mood too. :(

[–]teh_best_speller 1 point2 points ago

creepy shit..

[–]succulentjoint 1 point2 points ago

[–]AUBama 2 points3 points ago

I've missed these. Well done OP

[–]pheck5 2 points3 points ago

I think this fad has passed, let it go!

[–]SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE -3 points-2 points ago

For fuck's sake, why did it ever start to begin with? Shit isn't funny.

[–]rw615 1 point2 points ago

Oh Nigel...

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 1 point2 points ago

eeyore's day is looking up

[–]iceitet 1 point2 points ago

OH GOD WHY?!?!?

[–]kezza596 1 point2 points ago

You know when your heart momentarily goes 'agh' without warning? Yeah...

[–]bedhead_numbah3 1 point2 points ago

You'd probably enjoy this.

http://imgur.com/a/EvW4z

[–]aahgfdjhgrhgh 1 point2 points ago

I laughed WAY too hard at that.

[–]QWERTY36[S] 0 points1 point ago

So did I but after the first 8 times it gets old

[–]Youmustbecomefear 1 point2 points ago

I laughed too hard at this

[–]KidCosby -1 points0 points ago

This has Tumblr written all over it.

[–]Abe_Odd 1 point2 points ago

Hello poppet, you seem cheerful today.

[–]Officerwhitex -3 points-2 points ago

Cannot unsee. @_@

[–]GreatBosh -1 points0 points ago

I absolutely lost it.

[–]Cleffer -1 points0 points ago

Soooo, what exactly happens to poor ol' Eeyore there??