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Guaranteed sex (imgur.com)

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[–]wartian 549 points550 points ago

Obviously, you underestimate my wife.

[–]Says_Colors 103 points104 points ago

Every night

[–]iameveryoneelse 39 points40 points ago

...sometimes twice. Occasionally I'll even overestimate her...

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    [–]ProbablyJustArguing 21 points22 points ago

    /r/deadbedrooms

    [–]Ron_Mahogany 17 points18 points ago

    Holy shit I'm glad I never got married.. that is some fucking depressing shit in there man.

    [–]Asshole_Nord 21 points22 points ago

    Holy shit I'm glad I never got married..

    That is also some depressing shit.

    [–]Ron_Mahogany 6 points7 points ago

    Really? I'm surprised I haven't gotten a:

    "Who the fuck would marry you, asshole?"

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      [–]samsonizzle 1 point2 points ago

      I hope you realize that this doesn't happen in the majority of marriages...

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        [–]rammsdell 3 points4 points ago

        Wow, a subreddit that understands what I go though.

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            [–]TheClayroo 68 points69 points ago

            St Lucia! I was there in March right at the base of those pitons! Crazy!

            [–]Tim5779 14 points15 points ago

            I was there in July and climbed the right one! I was a human progress bar... the sweatline on my shirt showed % to the top

            [–]pumpkindog 11 points12 points ago

            For anyone wanting to benefit off my research, this picture is from the Star room at the Jade Mountain resort at St. Lucia.

            [–]unclejimmy 3 points4 points ago

            Did you get laid?

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              [–]sensistarfish 204 points205 points ago

              You know, because of the implication.

              [–]JustForGillian 29 points30 points ago

              Here's the video of this reference. The quotes don't do it justice. Probably one of my favourite Dennis moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

              [–]hairyassandballs 82 points83 points ago

              mack: I don't know man, that sounds a little rapey.

              [–]Goldface 70 points71 points ago

              You're misunderstanding me bro. Because if the girl says no the answer is obviously no, but's she not going to say no, because of the implication.

              [–]hairyassandballs 46 points47 points ago

              you keep saying the word implication.... what is the implication?

              [–]ScreamingEnglishman 30 points31 points ago

              Come on man, the implications!

              [–]hairyassandballs 28 points29 points ago

              Are these girls in any danger?

              [–]ScreamingEnglishman 27 points28 points ago

              I have no idea, I hope not

              [–]load_more_comets 25 points26 points ago

              Let's just say that they better get with the program because of the implications.

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              [–]jrocboi 18 points19 points ago

              I can't wait to get out on the middle of the ocean, all alone with nobody around, and make rash decisions based on fear. Right Dennis?

              [–]lvnshm 2 points3 points ago

              Nobody's in any danger!

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                    [–]Captain_Aizen 38 points39 points ago

                    Yea seriously, if a lady treated me to a room like that I would surely have sex with her.

                    [–]CaptainVulva 8 points9 points ago

                    My mind is melting just trying to imagine a world where that kind of thing ever happens

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                      [–]chromachord 94 points95 points ago

                      Well, I always get super horny when I go on vacation, but this is a whole other level.

                      [–]deannapolis 44 points45 points ago

                      I do too.... I don't know what it is. My sex drive skyrockets.

                      [–]duhcassinidivision 29 points30 points ago

                      My theory is it's knowing no matter how big the wet spot, someone else is making the bed and cleaning it up.

                      [–]GiantWhaleCannon 119 points120 points ago

                      I suppose it's your body reacting in the following way: "New place. New places can be dangerous. WE HAVE TO PROCREATE BEFORE A SABER-TOOTHED TIGER JUMPS OUT AND MAULS US TO DEATH."

                      Instinctually-encoded responses are weird.

                      [–]BlackCab 68 points69 points ago

                      FORESTALLIN' THE MAULIN'

                      [–]Cozmo23 15 points16 points ago

                      I would listen to this band.

                      [–]Potchi79 2 points3 points ago

                      DELAYIN' THE SLAYIN'?

                      [–]dormetheus 11 points12 points ago

                      I doubt it. Probably just the excitement of being in a new place and lower cortisol levels from being away from responsibilities. Also, the expectation of sex and the arousing idea of having sex in new places.

                      [–]deannapolis 5 points6 points ago

                      I'm going to think of that next time.

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                        [–]uneekfreek 5 points6 points ago

                        Change of pace.

                        [–]CrazyBastard 4 points5 points ago

                        that makes three of us, somebody should do an askscience

                        [–]deannapolis 8 points9 points ago

                        Or we can just all meet up and have a grand old time.... Wait what!?

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                          [–]chromachord 2 points3 points ago

                          I figure it must be because we feel free? I dunno...the thought of not having to go to work and being able to do what I want makes me crazy.

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                            [–]ChalakoMassi 11 points12 points ago

                            What's a vacation?

                            [–]iammolotov 6 points7 points ago

                            Going on reddit from Florida instead of Ohio.

                            [–]TheGreatGuy 41 points42 points ago

                            mosquitoes

                            [–]tonyh322 18 points19 points ago

                            This is in St. Lucia where my wife and I went for our honeymoon. We stayed at a place called Ladera that is nestled right between the Pitons (little bit of trivia: some scenes from Superman 2 were shot there) with only 26 rooms and none of them have a fourth wall, they all open up facing the Pitons. I don't think there is a single mosquito on the island because we didn't see one our whole honeymoon despite that.

                            We did see a battle to the death between a bird and a moth the size of a bat in our bathroom one evening though...

                            [–]CarbonNanosaur 4 points5 points ago

                            I can definitively tell you that there are many, many mosquitoes on the island. I recently spent a week in Cap Estates for a family wedding. Slept under a mosquito net, and would wake up at night to dozens of them sitting there, on the net, just waiting for me to shift close enough for them to poke me. By the last day, we counted over 70 mosquito bites on my girlfriend's body. Beautiful place though, I'd deal with double the bites for another week there.

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                              [–]the_mind_outwith 16 points17 points ago

                              Or even just bugs! The impression I have of people on this site leads my to believe that this hotel would be on fire within an hour.

                              [–]rodgeramjit 6 points7 points ago

                              Unless there's fresh, stagnant water nearby it could be pretty mosquito free. Even if it wasn't though @ $1000 p/n I would think they'd have invested in silent repellers

                              [–]prettyafie 21 points22 points ago

                              Where is this?

                              [–]youregonnaloveme[S] 44 points45 points ago

                              http://www.jademountain.com/

                              [–]crypafud 12 points13 points ago

                              I'm too poor and ill never be able to see this :D

                              D:

                              [–]chaavat 17 points18 points ago

                              I like how package prices are :

                              • For two persons sharing
                              • For single person
                              • For three person sharing a room

                              [–]CmdrSammo 10 points11 points ago

                              Giggidy

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                                [–]6582A 2 points3 points ago

                                Suck it, pleb!

                                (I won't eat solids until Sunday because my pay hasn't cleared yet)

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                                  [–]man_eating_chicken 2 points3 points ago

                                  Thanks Bro!

                                  [–]Thegreatergatsby 2 points3 points ago

                                  I need this.

                                  [–]hunt3rshadow 1 point2 points ago

                                  ty

                                  [–]LeroyJenkems 3 points4 points ago

                                  clicks expecting prices in the several hundred dollar range

                                  sees actual rate, backs away slowly

                                  [–]_Square_ 2 points3 points ago

                                  Yea, I don't mind splurging but $1500 - $2000 per night is ridiculous.

                                  [–]PlusMinusZero 2 points3 points ago

                                  All rates are in US Dollars and subject to 10% service charge and 8% government tax.

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                                      [–]link287 4 points5 points ago

                                      If I ever got a take Yvonne Strahovski, or Emma watson, out for a night, I would take out a fuckin loan.

                                      [–]TheLemonKing 132 points133 points ago

                                      I showed this picture to my girlfriend, got laid, and now I'm not sure how to break it to her that I don't actually have plane tickets and a hotel reservation.

                                      [–]zobbyblob 252 points253 points ago

                                      Or a girlfriend.

                                      We've all been here a while, we know how it is.

                                      [–]jimmycoola 25 points26 points ago

                                      10/10 Would read again

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                                          [–]notfrandrescher 87 points88 points ago

                                          Holy effing codsniffers. Cheapest room during the cheapest season is $1000/night.

                                          [–]BonzoTheBoss 12 points13 points ago

                                          Where is this hotel?

                                          [–]elliotderp 1 point2 points ago

                                          St. Lucia I've been there

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                                            [–]Almost_Ascended 10 points11 points ago

                                            Precisely why it's guaranteed sex. If a girl meets a guy who can afford that she'd be all over him.

                                            [–]youregonnaloveme[S] 104 points105 points ago

                                            Oh stop being cheap

                                            [–]leep420 62 points63 points ago

                                            If you consider complaining about $1000 a night in the off season being cheap I run a charity that could really use a donation from someone like you.

                                            [–]notfrandrescher 102 points103 points ago

                                            Yes, just write that check out to Chicago All Saints Hospital. You can just use the initials to save time.

                                            [–]Jaerdo 6 points7 points ago

                                            Im actually collecting for the human fund.

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                                              [–]Arknell 11 points12 points ago

                                              Spending 1000$ (plus 1500$ for travel) to have sex one time with a person you have sex with any day of the week? Hmm, I wonder how good an escort you could get for 2500$? "Visiting Head of State" level? Or just senator level?

                                              [–]producer35 19 points20 points ago

                                              Just think of the sex you could get if you took the escort to this resort.

                                              [–]load_more_comets 3 points4 points ago

                                              It would be a wonderful coincidence if the escort wound up being your wife. Two birds with one stone.

                                              [–]SKSmokes 7 points8 points ago

                                              Except there's no way my wife would have sex with me for a mere $2500.

                                              [–]load_more_comets 4 points5 points ago

                                              Mine setup the bank account for the direct pay and hands me a $20 for the week. Sex is only on birthdays falling on the weekends.

                                              [–]syonxwf 3 points4 points ago

                                              My condolences

                                              [–]Arknell 4 points5 points ago

                                              if you took the escort to this resort.

                                              You'd have to make an effort, but what a retort! Or skip the trip, get two escorts. One nurse and one nun, naturally (duh).

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                                                  [–]rodgeramjit 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Yeah that charity is send rodgeramjittojademountain.com, we accept cheques.

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                                                    [–]ShakaUVM 8 points9 points ago

                                                    Cheapest room during the cheapest season is $1000/night.

                                                    Split it three ways.

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                                                      [–]theglossiernerd 174 points175 points ago

                                                      I would fuck my boyfriend all over that room.

                                                      [–]JimmyTango 238 points239 points ago

                                                      My wife replied "You could get anal for that"

                                                      [–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 72 points73 points ago

                                                      Yeah.. I mean, even as a man, I'd be down for that.

                                                      [–]Humble_Link_Guy 26 points27 points ago

                                                      You reply with, "I wouldn't even ask."

                                                      [–]nickneilsen 18 points19 points ago

                                                      when does it end!?

                                                      [–]lederhosenbikini 0 points1 point ago

                                                      what's it with reddit's obsession for anal?

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                                                        [–]UniqueName2 6 points7 points ago

                                                        I might consider fucking him if he took me there. Note: I also have a penis.

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                                                          [–]opposing_critter 22 points23 points ago

                                                          Money does that.

                                                          [–]amazinz5 26 points27 points ago

                                                          Until the velociraptors learn to open your door

                                                          [–]RudyBagels 11 points12 points ago

                                                          Spared no expense.

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                                                            [–]ThePoonHunter 11 points12 points ago

                                                            I'd sit on top of that mountain with a telescope.

                                                            [–]trixter21992251 3 points4 points ago

                                                            yeah, I would probably need a minute before getting naked in such an open room

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                                                              [–]mtldude1967 13 points14 points ago

                                                              Not if you go there with your mother.

                                                              [–]custardnom 40 points41 points ago

                                                              Not with that attitude.

                                                              [–]tbgspitfire 17 points18 points ago

                                                              You say that...

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                                                                [–]riplox 6 points7 points ago

                                                                Not if redditors are involved.

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                                                                [–]Cananboy 6 points7 points ago

                                                                TIL I can't afford sex.

                                                                [–]NotTheDude 10 points11 points ago

                                                                If it takes this much for "Guaranteed sex" you are doing something wrong.

                                                                [–]el___diablo 8 points9 points ago

                                                                I agree.

                                                                The OP needs to learn some chloroform-and-rope tricks.

                                                                [–]NotTheDude 7 points8 points ago

                                                                Don't forget prostitutes.

                                                                They do tricks too.

                                                                [–]gnomezz 5 points6 points ago

                                                                There's... no tv.

                                                                [–]obscure123456789 4 points5 points ago

                                                                Am i strange in that i would like to visit the desert?

                                                                http://www.amanresorts.com/amangiri/picturetour.aspx

                                                                especially for this?

                                                                [–]draw_art 39 points40 points ago

                                                                Guaranteed sex

                                                                [–]joemc72 4 points5 points ago

                                                                I'll take my sex here, please. Check out the restaurant. Five meters underwater.

                                                                [–]deprivedchild 2 points3 points ago

                                                                Unless you're Jay Gatsby.

                                                                [–]Nmbr1Son_LebaronBoy 2 points3 points ago

                                                                Is this Jade Mountain? If so I got to stay there for a destination wedding. While I didn't have the honor of getting one of these rooms, my parents did and I have to say it was honestly breath taking. The picture does not do it justice, wildlife comes into your rooms. You will be showering or just hanging around and exotic little birds will just be fluttering around.

                                                                [–]mightbetrolling 11 points12 points ago

                                                                Banoi Island Tropical Resort

                                                                Review: Things such as food and water were very hard to find. The room service was terrible. The facility was in disrepair and staff was no where to be found. The locals were rather rude to outsiders and were rather violent. The only alcohol to drink was jack daniels, the only other thing to drink was an unknown energy drink as even the bottled water was useless. The island has terrible mechanics as I witnessed several car crashes, as well as one helicopter crash and an airliner crash. The employees were rather careless and left their ID cards everywhere.

                                                                In summation One Star

                                                                [–]SuckMyFuckingClit 3 points4 points ago

                                                                http://www.jademountain.com/

                                                                [–]crypafud 2 points3 points ago

                                                                And for some reason, there were apples everywhere, I don't really know why.

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                                                                  [–]Natten 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  If it is a question as to if you are going to get laid on a vacation, this room wont help.

                                                                  [–]Gunpla00 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  but at what price...

                                                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  Someday when I'm rich I will have that or something similar to it.

                                                                  [–]haiku_robot 8 points9 points ago

                                                                  Someday when I'm rich 
I will have that or something 
similar to it.

                                                                  [–]Neo905 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  If there is anything I have learned in life, it is that sex is NEVER guaranteed. Especially when you're expecting it.

                                                                  [–]Milestoned 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  Except, you know, the bazillion of insects that'll sting the crap out of you. Personally I couldn't sleep there, knowing that just anything could crawl in and rape me in my sleep.

                                                                  [–]glowtape 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  Think of all the insects that'll be crawling over you during night.

                                                                  [–]NYCMiddleMan 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  Too bad that St Lucia St Sucks. What a disappointment of a country.

                                                                  [–]thatman81 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  5 bucks says there are a few few locals that climb those mountains with telescopes and spy on everyone's sexytime.

                                                                  [–]prepend 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  "This worked with your mom."

                                                                  Or maybe

                                                                  "Rape jokes aren't funny man."

                                                                  [–]Nagus_Maximus420 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Guaranteed dope ass smoke spot.

                                                                  [–]Khaelas 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  My girlfriend walked in, I explained the title of the picture, her reply, "Yep..."

                                                                  [–]88327 4 points5 points ago

                                                                  Whore

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                                                                    [–]zdealT 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Female here & yes.. Without a doubt.

                                                                    [–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Guaranteed sex... but you'll be paying more for each go-around than you would just hiring a prostitute.

                                                                    Moral of the story, don't treat women like sex machines you can put expensive things into until sex falls out.

                                                                    [–]OrePhan 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Not if you bring the kids.

                                                                    [–]rageaboutsugar 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Turn her into a classy slut!

                                                                    [–]jeremyfrankly 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Guaranteed bugs.

                                                                    [–]touchy610 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    sigh ...you see something that nice, and your first thought is sex?

                                                                    [–]producer35 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    It shouldn't be surprising really. My first thought is sex when I see a cardboard box.

                                                                    [–]mdoggdx316 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Trickin' ain't cool.

                                                                    [–]TheWill2Live 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Challenge Accepted

                                                                    [–]timoneer 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Nice... I used to teach scuba in St Lucia. I dived nearly every day at the base of the Pitons there. The current is strong, nice drift diving. Good times...

                                                                    [–]soopajook 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Got to make room for the toona?!?

                                                                    [–]zombierror 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Am I the only wondering what the hell they do in case of freak storms/squalls/typhoons/wrath of Poseidon

                                                                    [–]whileyouwereliving 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Meh...no need to pay that much just to watch some mediocre porn while I'm drunk.

                                                                    [–]mee_craw 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    After reading the title of your post, I looked at your username. The first thing that popped into my head: "youregonnaloveme.......whetheryoulikeitornot"

                                                                    [–]presliew 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    It would be the loud noisy sex.

                                                                    [–]apopo-dapalle 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Calls for doggy, sex+view=win

                                                                    [–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I don't think we've met

                                                                    I'm captain lonely

                                                                    [–]Tree_Blazers 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I've been planning to take my future wife there. Realtalk.

                                                                    [–]silverfire56 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    As a male i can confirm this.

                                                                    [–]petitedeath 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Why ruin a lovely evening!

                                                                    [–]TheOriginalSamBell 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    My life will never involve places like that :(

                                                                    [–]Smump 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Do want.

                                                                    [–]akallio9000 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    That looks a lot like the hotties apartment in Leisure Suit Larry 6.

                                                                    [–]eclectro -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Ok, is this the best value in a high end getaway??

                                                                    [–]Arknell -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Come on, what's in the booox!?

                                                                    [–]macleod2486 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    ....and also guaranteed sacrificing arm+leg for that room.

                                                                    [–]carpenter 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    And everyone on the island will hear it.

                                                                    [–]ForMartians 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Yeah, I got moist just looking at that picture.

                                                                    [–]thatoneguy249 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Where. Is. This. Magical. Place.....

                                                                    [–]katchison02 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Maybe just me, but I would rather smoke a bunch of weed and chill in that pool.

                                                                    [–]jeficockfocus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    so could somebody tell me where this room is? I want to book it.

                                                                    [–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    She'd still go on reddit. sigh

                                                                    [–]Larius 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Screw sex, enjoy the view and go swimming!

                                                                    [–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    This is the first step towards rape.

                                                                    [–]Ranikins -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Picture looks fake. The water in the pool meritoriously stops at the other end of the pool.

                                                                    [–]bahamutisgod 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    FUCK. YES. 100% ABSOLUTE.

                                                                    [–]achshar 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    /r/RoomPorn

                                                                    [–]eXXaXion 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    This is one of the few landscapes on this planet which would actually make me consider exploring it instead of having sex.

                                                                    [–]manark -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    no window, where's the mosquito nets

                                                                    [–]doomhalo 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Looks a bit like that false room thing in Prometheus...

                                                                    [–]rbale2 -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Obviously, because of the implication

                                                                    [–]Luminox 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    This looks like St. Lucia and those would be the Pitons. I'm guessing this was taken at the Anse Chastanet resort?

                                                                    [–]asternemeraldink 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    The Pitons!

                                                                    [–]Silvani 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Expensive sex... Risa is a long way away.

                                                                    [–]84_z31 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Enough money to afford that is guaranteed sex anywhere...

                                                                    [–]Austin422 -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Is there a way to close that room? Anyway at all?

                                                                    [–]shiftyeyedchild -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    I found this very dissapointing

                                                                    [–]levind 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    Ah, St. Lucia - Some of the most beautiful views I've ever seen.

                                                                    Took this from a restaurant in the hills there

                                                                    [–]sl33tbl1nd 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Definitely female.

                                                                    [–]orrangearrow 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I would imagine all you would need is that view whether its in the villa or in a tent alongside the shore.

                                                                    [–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Some people say that having a guitar does the trick. They're wrong, but at least I have a guitar now!

                                                                    [–]Sypher03 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    ... Honestly I would think that both parties would think its a shame to Rent that Room for some odd thousand dollars a night and Not at least do a little shaggy waggy.

                                                                    [–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    For the economically challenged

                                                                    [–]Allaphon 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Guaranteed repost

                                                                    [–]Ganjavore 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    dude no way! I've been there! Not staying at the hotel (we were on a boat). Our taxi guides wife worked there, she let us see the rooms. Amazing view!

                                                                    [–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    mosquito sex

                                                                    [–]dirtymousepad -1 points0 points ago

                                                                    Jade Mountain? I've been wanting to go for years now.

                                                                    [–]superstitious_susan 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I wonder what lovely, thoughtful and romantic comment this probably had on pinterest.

                                                                    [–]AthlonRob 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Guaranteed sex eh? I am printing this shit out now, in color too! I'll let you know how it goes.

                                                                    [–]themadv 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    anybody know where this is at? I'm thinking somewhere in Thailand but not sure.

                                                                    [–]mcgruppp 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    my first thought - "holy shit, bugs have free reign in here"

                                                                    [–]Danish_seshish 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    what about spiders?! and bugs...

                                                                    thats all i can think of

                                                                    [–]fani 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Jade mountain.

                                                                    It is my sincere wish that I can visit there and enjoy the beauty offered there.

                                                                    [–]PickettsLetharge 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    And the locals have a heck of a time with their 'secret' vantage points on the opposing islands.. That look directly into all the rooms.

                                                                    [–]bananaskates 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    WHER EIS THEES HEAVN RUM?

                                                                    [–]war3rd 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Did anyone else immediately think "Minecraft?"

                                                                    [–]onthehighladder 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    y u no get joke

                                                                    [–]sahlahmin 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I detect a serious shoop. I'm sure the room is fine, but that view, hmmmm.

                                                                    [–]Megasphaera 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    A hooker is cheaper ...

                                                                    [–]punkrocksnoopy23 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Is that the island from Lost in the background? Not sure if I want to sleep so close to that...

                                                                    [–]TacoStandAftermath 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    More like obligated sex

                                                                    [–]Gentle_Lamp 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Give me a day in that room with a fridge full of food and my computer and the next picture won't have any views.

                                                                    [–]prospero8 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I've been there. Jade Mountain resort, St. Lucia. Would spend hours at night watching the stars rise over the Pitons, having beers and smoking.

                                                                    [–]Thinkfist 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Guranteed nap! Sheesh

                                                                    [–]ballzee1 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Must know where... Going to take my hand, uh, er, girlfriend there.

                                                                    [–]well_golly 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I will go in there alone, and I guarantee there will be sex.

                                                                    In fact - fuck it, that picture is good enough - I'm doing this!

                                                                    Be back in a few minutes ...

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