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[–]Sapphire--Blue 48 points49 points ago

It's a dik-dik! My favorite animal next to the blue footed booby!

[–]chikinbutt 7 points8 points ago

I know a slippery dick that would like to have a word with you.

[–]bigbear75 3 points4 points ago

You've gotta be shitting me... Well, time to move to Africa and start a Dik-Dik preserve.

[–]HerrPurple 1 point2 points ago

You're the greatest! I was hoping someone would mention its name.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"say it to my face. i dik-dik you". doesn't sound the same..

[–]vnkid 2 points3 points ago

I dik you, I double-dik you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

that works!

[–]throttlekitty 0 points1 point ago

wiggly noses!

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Is the one right there alive or stuffed?

[–]sb95500 304 points305 points ago

you whore! you stole my post :C

[–]draivaden 22 points23 points ago

initate the upvote redirection algorithm!

[–]Poohunter 40 points41 points ago

And now I downvote this link. Upvote for you and your post sb95500

[–]ZippyKitty 29 points30 points ago

Deer God so he did! Downvotes for that bucker

[–]wercs 2 points3 points ago

You better hoof it out of here with those puns, sir

[–]ZippyKitty 5 points6 points ago

Are you not fawn of my puns?

[–]wercs 3 points4 points ago

Doe you realize how silly you sound?

[–]ZippyKitty 0 points1 point ago

Should I high tail it out of here then?

[–]kosuth 0 points1 point ago

No, stay! I find you endeering.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 9 points10 points ago

MAY IT BE KNOWN FOR ALL TIME THAT sb95500 UPLOADED THE DEER POST! MAY OUR CHILDREN NEVER FORGET.

[–]SolomonGomes 21 points22 points ago

Everyone, abandon this one and move over to the real post over here

[–]Fapologist 6 points7 points ago

Abandon ship!

[–]Engineer3227 3 points4 points ago

Didn't you just submit this picture 2 days ago?

[–]JackkHammerr 2 points3 points ago

Down voted this jackass, upvoted your link.

[–]the_prole 1 point2 points ago

Where is your post? Maybe he just wanted to write a catchy headline. It's such a lame pun though.

[–]sb95500 0 points1 point ago

it's the same headline except he added ... instead of !!!

[–]HeWasAZombie 0 points1 point ago

ABANDON SHIP!

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

What a dik...

...dik.

[–]chronox21 2 points3 points ago

I'll just downvote the both of you, this image has been posted before.

[–]Itsgoodsoup 74 points75 points ago

This exact picture, with the same title, was posted 8 hours prior to yours, in the same sub. You should feel bad about yourself.

[–]darkfire12 12 points13 points ago

Even worse, he's using the mouse with his left hand.

[–]trumancatpote 4 points5 points ago

Hit him, Johnny!

[–]B12Mega 4 points5 points ago

8 hours? Try two years

[–]alpharaptor1 3 points4 points ago

he didn't deer him!

[–]Poohunter 0 points1 point ago

I try to downvote, but how can one compare to the masses of ignorant redditors NOT DOWNVOTING?

[–]CaptainRaptor 17 points18 points ago

It's a fucking dikdik not a deer.

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that a kind of deer? Or is that like saying a giraffe is a "kind" of deer.

Edit: Nevermind, antelope.

[–]Sinthesys 4 points5 points ago

It's a kind of antelope.

[–]CaptainRaptor 3 points4 points ago

Google rocks.

EDIT: Not trying to be a dick with that comment, Google really just fucking rocks.

[–]kenba2099 2 points3 points ago

Actually I used wikipedia. Brushed up on my artiodactyl taxonomy while I was at it, so thank you.

[–]CaptainRaptor 4 points5 points ago

Glad I could incite some lust for knowledge within you!

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points ago

It's just a joke.

[–]akspa420 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say this.

[–]CaptainRaptor 1 point2 points ago

You have no idea how many times I've corrected people.

[–]MostlyNormal 28 points29 points ago

Redditor for only 39 minutes? Well I for one am really curious to see exactly how many Christian Bale gifs you have in your arsenal. Here's my upvote, godspeed.

[–]draw_art 7 points8 points ago

I hate myself for posting this but I know if I don't someone else will. http://i.imgur.com/zIaKL.gif

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 4 points5 points ago

Upvote till he has to get creative.

[–]Weakgrip 5 points6 points ago

I'll pay you in upvotes to not do what you do.

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 3 points4 points ago

ignore my username, it only matters in concept

[–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago

What? He's an animal control officer specialising in domestic rooster infestations. He's doing good work. You've got some huevos trying to interfere in his business.

[–]foosrohdah 0 points1 point ago

Ha, eggs.

[–]Baltimoremike410 22 points23 points ago

repost you stole this shit

[–]Doctor_Candy 7 points8 points ago

sir. Nothing on reddit is ever stolen. Ever.

[–]draw_art 3 points4 points ago

Redistributed?

[–]neoncp 2 points3 points ago

Not exactly a repost, but I remember this one. I like it better to be honest.

[–]itsaTA 7 points8 points ago

original post, posted a few hours ago, this specific post is indeed a repost.

[–]JSLEnterprises -2 points-1 points ago

yeah, I posed that one in the initial thread where fagop called it a baby giraffe. Seeing this shit on the front page is really sad (not feels)... especially when it's a repostrepostrepost.

[–]richiewww 3 points4 points ago

That is the cutest animal I've ever seen.

[–]TheNiggerest 11 points12 points ago

That's not a deer, it's an antelope...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik

[–]twitch1982 5 points6 points ago

That's no moon, It's a space station.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 0 points1 point ago

It's just a joke.

[–]spazmodic- 2 points3 points ago

that's like half of half of a pair of gloves right there

[–]xWoWUsx 2 points3 points ago

Wow, it isn't everyday you see someone who use the mouse in their left hand.

[–]Tstr76 4 points5 points ago

You put the joke in the title. Don't do that.

[–]ninj3rz 6 points7 points ago

Notice how its on a towel.

I could see it now. Guy goes into a store. Says to the guy behind the counter, "I need a new keyboard, a baby deer took a dump on it".

[–]pileofpylons 3 points4 points ago

"Sir, I'm afraid we only do exchanges for cat poop and small turtle poop."

[–]platinum001 4 points5 points ago

[–]my_original_username 1 point2 points ago

[–]CoinTrap 1 point2 points ago

It's a duiker! One of the cutest animals on the planet, their hooves are so tiny!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

SOOO MUCH CUTENESS!!!

[–]ImTheSpoon 1 point2 points ago

NOPE ! Chuck Testa !

[–]foosrohdah -1 points0 points ago

Dude... Let it go

[–]There-Wolf 2 points3 points ago

I think that's a baby dik-dik.

[–]robopanda9k 1 point2 points ago

Photo= Funny

Pun= Not funny

[–]FortBriggs[!] 1 point2 points ago

You want me to say it to your face?? I shot your mom and cooked her last night! There I said it...

[–]just_go_with_it 2 points3 points ago

[–]Its_all_aladeen 2 points3 points ago

I can't even begin to fawnthom how terrifying it would be fight a deer.

[–]Its_all_aladeen 2 points3 points ago

I accidentally a word :(.

[–]VestaDear 1 point2 points ago

I love the expression on the guys face. He just looks so overwhelmed by the deers cute.

[–]grapejellysucks 1 point2 points ago

I basically carry boxes for a living. I DEER YOUUUUU

[–]imTousey 1 point2 points ago

I dikdik you.

[–]SeparateCzechs 1 point2 points ago

Just when you think it's safe to go back to work--BAM! Dikdik to the face!

[–]River1117 1 point2 points ago

Not a deer...

[–]Joke_Flew_Over_Head 1 point2 points ago

*dare. Please check your spelling before posting.

[–]frankzilla8395 1 point2 points ago

its not a deer... its a dik-dik

[–]QuietNiceGuy 1 point2 points ago

I guess "I dik-dik you" doesn't have quite the same effect though

[–]jakquezz 1 point2 points ago

For anyone wondering, the animal is a dik-dik.

[–]citrusjuicebox 0 points1 point ago

This reminds of this one time my classmates wrote me farewell cards when I moved away. We were in first grade, and 90% of my cards read "Dare citrusjuicebox."

[–]cworker 0 points1 point ago

That's a dik-dik you ignorant swine.

[–]DoctorBagels 0 points1 point ago

The punchline is in the title. The punchline should never be in the title.

[–]euphoricpeace 0 points1 point ago

dik-dik!

[–]Megastefs 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you come and say that to my face? BONK.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]zeasDJ 1 point2 points ago

yes...this doesn't belong here

[–]Jarroseph 0 points1 point ago

Yes animal park

[–]dotPanic 0 points1 point ago

You took your time to find the source image but not understanding it's not a deer. Amazing.

[–]dtrypt 0 points1 point ago

I once had to eat the (cooked) heart of one of these to prove that I was a man. It was tasty...

[–]frazier6567 0 points1 point ago

I read this like the deer was a spaniard....

[–]FrankBlack -1 points0 points ago

[–]wing3d 1 point2 points ago

Was r/aww full

[–]Fownzz 0 points1 point ago

Whoa... His mouse is on the left side.

[–]BullpenCatcher 0 points1 point ago

There are people in this world who do things with their left hands.

[–]Bastard_Dicks 0 points1 point ago

Reading that made me feel way more Canadian than usual.

[–]pwwilly 0 points1 point ago

Take all my karma.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

Seems like he's crying foal.

[–]this_is_your_dad 1 point2 points ago

Ummm, fawn.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 1 point2 points ago

Yeah... foal's a bit of a stretch.

[–]supersakespeaks 2 points3 points ago

You may show yourself out now

[–]ThePoonHunter 0 points1 point ago

Bambi don't fuck around.

[–]Malcar 1 point2 points ago

This picture is just so endeering, I have to upvote.

[–]SparkandFire -2 points-1 points ago

I'm just fawning over it.

[–]Doctor_Candy -1 points0 points ago

...anybody else get the impression that the only reason this picture happened is because this guy shot bambi's mom?

[–]juice-- -1 points0 points ago

I saw this on Facebook first... Thats not good..

[–]whatsawhat 0 points1 point ago

Is that a baby giraffe??

[–]kenba2099 2 points3 points ago

Baby giraffes are about 6 feet tall at birth. So yes.

[–]JSLEnterprises -3 points-2 points ago

So yes... you're an idiot.

FTFY

[–]whatsawhat 2 points3 points ago

Remember this image, you'll see it every 30 days on reddit: http://www.blogcdn.com/wow.joystiq.com/media/2011/12/580giraffe.jpg

[–]JSLEnterprises 0 points1 point ago

And they'll still call it a giraffe... Because stupid.

[–]fuckurmotherfaget -2 points-1 points ago

Could you be more butthurt about it, faget?

[–]ManofToast -1 points0 points ago

I double Doe Deer you.

[–]thewiz0 -1 points0 points ago

doe it! doe it!

[–]Fleshflayer -1 points0 points ago

A.Fuck your shitty repost.

B.Double fuck your shitty repost.

[–]Mymicz1 -1 points0 points ago

This is living! That's not a real deer:) that's too small to be a real deer.

[–]sir5thelement -1 points0 points ago

Louis C.K. ???

[–]jrlandshark -1 points0 points ago

The guy's left handed.

[–]-45 -1 points0 points ago

Kiwi deer is a real asshole.

[–]Beefmotron -1 points0 points ago

i downvoted sb95500 and upvoted the op

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd -1 points0 points ago

Oh I want it!!! I want to hold it and snuggle it and give it heavy doses of hormones so it doesn't grow and love it!!

[–]am02773 0 points1 point ago

NO ONE SHALL UPVOTE THIS MAN FROM HENCEFORTH.

HE IS A CRAVEN AND A FRAUD

Good Day