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[–]Ickulus 60 points61 points ago

Clearly you should think ahead and move your stacks of colored blocks to a safer location.

[–]Veo_x 11 points12 points ago

And stack them properly while you're at it. Just look at that form! Atrocious.

[–]xenofan 27 points28 points ago

Forgot the part where you trip, say fuck it, and pass out

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 30 points31 points ago

I came home to my apartment after a long night drinking with friends to find my roommate passed out in front of the fridge. The door was open, and upon being awoken his excuse was, "Dude, the air conditioning isn't working."

And I really saw no fault with his logic.

[–]so_carelessly_here 1 point2 points ago

There really isn't any fault in his logic. It's actually pretty damn clever.

Better than putting your shirt under freezing water and then wearing it. What a fucking nasty cold I got from that shit.

I'm old.

[–]Carbonix -1 points0 points ago

FYI, opening a refrigerator door won't actually cool down a room.

[–]larpexmachina -3 points-2 points ago

I wish I can upvote more because your username

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 4 points5 points ago

He's just Jewish...

[–]suckmesoft69 35 points36 points ago

This was me on my 21st birthday. I stumbled out of the bar that was very close to my apartment, made it all the way to the patio area in front of my building, and started walking in a perfect circle. To try and get myself out of this predicament, drunk me decided to speed up. What started as a walking circle soon escalated to a jogging circle, quickly followed by a running circle, and finishing up as a full sprint circle. The only logical thing I could to to stop this tailspin was to fall flat on my face. And that is how I woke up early the next morning with neighbors staring.

[–]Mantup -1 points0 points ago

You deserve more upvotes.

[–]jeffybigh 31 points32 points ago

Get it together Big Bird!

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[–]Kalle_Blomkvist 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why you're getting downvotes... 0:38

[–]Teh_Pwnererer 0 points1 point ago

This is what happens when you mix booze and G lol

[–]Not_The_Cheat 15 points16 points ago

[–]TehWut 9 points10 points ago

I got a 404 not found, which is still pretty funny

[–]Leerical 13 points14 points ago

So fuckng true. I couldn't stop laughing

[–]Suffistication 1 point2 points ago

I experienced this last night...Probably gonna feel it tonight too.

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 4 points5 points ago

How embarrassing. My entrance is much more graceful.

[–]dmagee33 2 points3 points ago

SAFE!!

[–]Seven_Dx7 4 points5 points ago

Once had a gf scold me and say "Shh, you're like a bear". To which I obviously replied "I'M A BEAR RAWR!"

Her roommates didn't like me much.

[–]skinnymidwest 3 points4 points ago

You know you've seen the entire internet when even the title is a repost.

[–]spaceman89 2 points3 points ago

Not even a new clever title. Fucking reddit.

[–]Chakks 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, that was me last night. I woke up with onion ring crumbs in my bed, my wallet was bent in half, glasses UNDER my bed, and my watch was sticky.

[–]TheNewScrooge 1 point2 points ago

That is amazingly accurate. You just made my day

[–]jwilliams423 1 point2 points ago

Dee? Dee Reynolds?

[–]funke42 3 points4 points ago

When old seasons of Sesame Street were released on DVD a few years ago, there was a warning that they were not appropriate for small children.

I mentioned this to a 10-year-old I was tutoring. She asked "Did they use the F word?" I tried to explain to her that it was not a profanity issue, but more about the broader concepts. She was having none of it. "I bet they used the F word."

It looks like she was right. Fuck.

[–]beejesus 1 point2 points ago

This also applies to my dancing

[–]eekmina -1 points0 points ago

I just repeatedly clicked and unclicked the upvote button so I would feel like I'm giving multiple upvotes for this post.

[–]BdrLen 0 points1 point ago

oh man i watched that like 10 times reminded me of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]nephalem2012 0 points1 point ago

I guess the word "fuck" can be used as a feeling.

[–]Aishiteruu 0 points1 point ago

fucking epic, made me giggle like a little girl

[–]Rocknrollguitars27 0 points1 point ago

Please PLEASE dot drive like this

[–]Ayycanadian 0 points1 point ago

Atleast now I know i'm not the only one

[–]94bajakid 1 point2 points ago

Repost, with same title. Down vote -___-

[–]timmy89 0 points1 point ago

In a simliar situation 3 hours ago. saw this, could not stop laughing.

[–]DaHolk 0 points1 point ago

relevant

(German, but the language is almost irrelevant)

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how many times I've seen this gif posted with reference to being drunk.

[–]regomodo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Devoidus 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

fucking shit, I am fucked up.

[–]d0wn7h1ft 0 points1 point ago

The number of times this has been reposted is too damn high.

[–]albinoclaw 0 points1 point ago

Today's letter is T, as in "Totally plastered!"

[–]yasisterstwat -1 points0 points ago

I cant wait till all the kids go back to school

[–]cardstocks 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, when I get drunk it's like I'm on Adderall.

So the next morning those blocks would be SORTED and I would have no idea where they came from.

[–]tech-bits 2 points3 points ago

You're supposed to put vodka in the soda.

[–]Tut13 1 point2 points ago

Dead set watched this about 10 times and haven't stopped laughing.

[–]Bebop420 -1 points0 points ago

ahahahah fuck this made me lol, so damn true.

[–]mr_magpie_jmg1 1 point2 points ago

Yes dude. This!. exactly this! LMAO

[–]missC08 0 points1 point ago

That...is fucking funny.

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[–]Thick-McRunFast 6 points7 points ago

Nazis

[–]snowlion13 -2 points-1 points ago

Big bird stop that, you're drunk.

[–]DuckHunter101 -2 points-1 points ago

fucking shit, I am fucked up.

[–]SomeoneBetter -1 points0 points ago

And your wallet, keys and, cellphone will invariably be under something random of all the shit you knocked over.

[–]DesertWolf978 0 points1 point ago

Too fucking true....