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[–]HymenAnnihilator 31 points32 points ago

Unless you're from Boston and wind up fighting the asshole

[–]dysmantle 2 points3 points ago

and if im from boston im fighting the asshole.............. again............

edit: drunk irish grammer.... teh = the

[–]theC4K3is4lie 0 points1 point ago

HEY! I'm proud to be a massachussetts-ian from the boston area. trust me that stereotype isn't as true as people think it is.

[–]spookyorwhat 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. I'm also a Massachusetts-ian who travels to Maine quite often, and I love when I see other Massachusetts-ians on the road while up there. One event that sticks out was one night I was driving down 302 in Maine and there was a Toyota highlander in front of me, also from Mass, with a chevy s-10 in front of them, from Maine. The s-10 was driving painfully slow, 20ish in a 55. Anytime the highlander would go for the pass, the s-10 would speed up and block them from doing so, I got the impression that this was some bored Maine kids with nothing better to do on a Friday night. I drive a Silverado which has a little more power than their s-10, so after watching many failed attempts at the pass, I passed both of them. The s-10 gave a fight but in the end i was able to overtake them. I then proceeded to slow down in front of them and allowed the Highlander to pass us. We then both carried on our way. Massachusetts-ians helping each other out. Mah nigga.

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 11 points12 points ago

I'm Texas

[–]EseMejicano 1 point2 points ago

Being from DFW I feel more like "Oh god these people are going to die."

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 1 point2 points ago

What part of DFW?

[–]EseMejicano 0 points1 point ago

Frisco but i have to go down to Dallas for work.

[–]TimeJon 1 point2 points ago

So many Dallas Redditors.

[–]hercules3 1 point2 points ago

D-TOWN WHAT UP!!!!!!!

...I'll leave now sorry

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm in Cleburne, but I go to The Colony to see my sister

[–]locotxwork 0 points1 point ago

Is she hot? =P

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 2 points3 points ago

Only if you're a chubby chaser that likes lazy eyes

[–]justOrangeish 0 points1 point ago

[–]locotxwork 1 point2 points ago

I do ! . .which eye though? . .now that I'm picky about

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 0 points1 point ago

The left

[–]locotxwork 1 point2 points ago

I'm more like . ."Alright, I got back up" . . and then when the car exits . . i yell . . "Goddamn it Maverick !" (Allen, TX checking in)

[–]elsalvador14 1 point2 points ago

MAH NIGGA

[–]ftama 0 points1 point ago

Mah nigga

[–]justOrangeish 0 points1 point ago

Austin (migrated from Grand Prairie)

[–]Rohan21166 13 points14 points ago

I feel the same way while internetting.

Hey, any Michiganders here? It rained today! Drought may be over!

[–]LurksOften 2 points3 points ago

The rain was heaven sent, I swear. 734 here.

[–]slimd1995 2 points3 points ago

I'm from Michigan. I hate when people say "Michiganders."

[–]AsianActual 2 points3 points ago

What about "Michiganian"? And it's been raining on my side of the state

[–]okmkz 11 points12 points ago

Michigangsta

[–]Andro30 2 points3 points ago

Michiganigga

[–]AsianActual 1 point2 points ago

Lol first time I've heard this...I'm gonna steal it if you don't mind.

[–]slimd1995 -1 points0 points ago

This, I like.

[–]pootytang324 0 points1 point ago

It only sounds right when old white people say it.

[–]nerdhulk 1 point2 points ago

Started raining when I hauled my computer out the door, actually.

[–]iplaysexbox 0 points1 point ago

I too, am reporting.

[–]Austin1227 0 points1 point ago

Mah nigga , from Novi/walled lake.

[–]napsmear 0 points1 point ago

Guilty......I mean yes, I'm from Michigan

[–]pootytang324 0 points1 point ago

Sterling Heights here

[–]JankTeef 10 points11 points ago

Whenever I see someone else from my city on reddit

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 4 points5 points ago

I've yet to see that one

[–]Zorca99 3 points4 points ago

I have a subreddit for my county.. if you wanna cheat you can see if you have one.

[–]trackguy94 0 points1 point ago

It's happened to me a couple of times. It was actually pretty surprising considering it was in the default subreddits and not the New Hampshire one.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Fuck that I do that when I see Wisconsinites on Reddit.

[–]binsolo 4 points5 points ago

I'm from wyoming and this has never happened to me.

[–]Margot23 2 points3 points ago

I can't express to you how offended I was when I saw another Florida plate in Wyoming. I mean, 1) Wyoming fucking sucks and, 2) Floridians can't drive for shit.

[–]benttwig33 11 points12 points ago

Wow, next level repost. SAME FUCKING TITLE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

[–]StrukkStar 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, exact same picture, exact same wording, exact same title, still people upvote that stuff and downvote you, what gives..

Like wtf, "No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it."

People should get instabanned for this stuff.

[–]Andro30 1 point2 points ago

People upvote cause, you know, they haven't seen it before even if YOU have. Not everyone spends 24/7 on reddit. Mindblowing I know.

[–]Intergalactic_ID 2 points3 points ago

Idahoan in South Carolina; this x1000

[–]meatman5805 2 points3 points ago

Reppin Nebraska here!

[–]psychotronofdeth 2 points3 points ago

I'm a New Yorker, I was in Boston. I was deep in enemy territory. I definitely did a "mah nigga" face to some New Yorkers.

[–]Midlifehippo 1 point2 points ago

Once saw someone with the same first 4 characters on their license plate as mine. We were 500 miles away from my hometown

[–]SilverAg11 1 point2 points ago

Just went to Gettysburg, there are all kinds of license plates there! I know that feel.

[–]callsign_helo 1 point2 points ago

Washington state in Virginia here. Couldn't agree more. Also, I tag everybody with where they live in the hopes that someday two people from the same place will unknowingly talk.

EDIT: Added things

[–]connorblikre 1 point2 points ago

living in washington i see more license plates from canada than washington, i swear

[–]darth_mo 0 points1 point ago

For the last ten years (living in Oregon), I honked, waved and said, "Hi Utah!" to every Utah license plate I saw. Brother-in-law mocked me mercilessly, but what would he know? He's living in the same city he was born in- always has and he always will. He'll never know that feel!!

[–]NUK380Y 0 points1 point ago

...In Hawaii.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]chaosinus 0 points1 point ago

It's all about the 219 area code Crackas....

[–]zipko 0 points1 point ago

Went to Ireland last year and wore a sweatshirt around with the small rural town in Pennsylvania I was from. It was amazing how many people recognized it. Ran into someone almost every day over there that was from the states and knew the area.

[–]deadfermata 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because I actually laughed.

[–]Hodothegod 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone tired of this picture yet? No? ok.

[–]zaffoid 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see Denzel in a movie, after watching Training Day the first time.

[–]Inyourcargovan 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]HovercraftFullaEels 1 point2 points ago

I usually think "Dammit Ohioans, GTFO of the left lane and stop making our state look retarded..."

[–]samanthasimmons20[S] 1 point2 points ago

This was NOT a repost that I was aware of. I'm sorry if it seems that way, but I never saw the original post. I thought this while I was on vacation last week.

[–]KingZ3aL 0 points1 point ago

Florida native.

[–]buhnahnuhbred 1 point2 points ago

If you're from New Jersey: "Watch out for that asshole"

[–]cessna182er 1 point2 points ago

Or rather "MA nigga" if you're from Massachusetts

[–]theC4K3is4lie 0 points1 point ago

hell yeah

[–]JebronLames15 0 points1 point ago

literally most generic repost

[–]trampus1 -5 points-4 points ago

This isn't an advice animal and breaks several rules. Seems to be an influx of these "whenever I..." posts lately. Hope it stops soon.

[–]MorphotheDragon 11 points12 points ago

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

[–]akoblin927 -3 points-2 points ago

Source?

[–]dieselpb -3 points-2 points ago

I felt that way on a trip to watch the Dallas Cowboys @ SF 49ers game last season. Tons of Cowboys fans on the freeway. We had the windows down just to yell at each other in support. Badass game too.