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[–]Dani212M 10 points11 points ago

Considering I browse reddit on my phone during class and instead of homework... I'm not going anywhere, sorry that my presence will continue to annoy you.

[–]EnigmaticBanana 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, you seriously gotta do all your work, its gonna kill you like it did me. What grade are you in?

[–]Dani212M 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to be a junior, which is going to be... Interesting... but don't worry, I'm not going off failing classes. I believe I handle my reddit addiction pretty well. :)

[–]EnigmaticBanana 1 point2 points ago

Good, good.

[–]Nerfherder32 1 point2 points ago

Yay, I'm not the only soon-to-be junior here

[–]SubDtep 1 point2 points ago

Made it through my junior year with a smart phone and the alien blue app. Ended up with a 4.5 gpa and continued reddit addiction. So it's possible to make it through with good grades and heavy reddit use.

[–]Shittyrages69 6 points7 points ago

not all of us are that bad..

[–]Gooberdo 2 points3 points ago

It's alright guy haha it's just a joke. I'm a teenager too. If we want to be apart of the "mature" teenage demographic we have to be prepared to take shit from elder redditors. It's almost like how we earn our keep.

[–]Nerfherder32 -1 points0 points ago

No, we must fight the older redditors,they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom!

[–]Gooberdo 0 points1 point ago

They have not taken any freedom.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Did you at least get the fucking reference?

[–]Gooberdo 0 points1 point ago

Yes but its ill fitting.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Well fine, but fuck you

[–]Gooberdo 0 points1 point ago

Lol only if your gentle (;

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

Oh Jesus ._. Please be a girl

[–]Gooberdo 0 points1 point ago

You said "but(t) fuck you". Anything is fair game haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah :(

[–]deadpool647 3 points4 points ago

I got a computer for school, and they didn't block reddit. I ain't even mad.

[–]thedrjake 2 points3 points ago

plus there are these things called "Smart Phones" pretty sure everybody able tie their shoes has one, and will have internet access.

[–]Mr_James119 2 points3 points ago

I don't actually have one... :,(

[–]deadpool647 1 point2 points ago

Me either actually

[–]Mr_James119 0 points1 point ago

Why aren't WE the hipster kids? :(

[–]WafflesHansen 0 points1 point ago

Because hipster kids need smart phones, so they can be photographers with instagram.

[–]Nerfherder32 0 points1 point ago

I have an iPod touch, not a smart phone, which means I have to use the school's wi-fi, which blocks reddit

[–]Mr_James119 0 points1 point ago

I'll keep my high grade camera without instagram thank you very much, I'd rather take nice photos then take bad photos and send them to people on the same device >.>

[–]boarderdude1998 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone with a brain

[–]Garry9876 1 point2 points ago

So do I. >:)

[–]OblivionGamer92 5 points6 points ago

This is just a rehash of the post this morning. Being older must have an inverse correlation to creativity...

[–]brahgg 5 points6 points ago

I don't care if it's been done over 9,000 times today, I still agree

[–]WafflesHansen 1 point2 points ago

WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND!?

[–]hurdur1 3 points4 points ago

And undergrad redditors, if they didn't take summer classes.

[–]gosmokeapineapple 3 points4 points ago

im a teenager going back to school but, i have my schools wifi password and i also have the Reddit app on my phone you cant get rid of me that easy

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

Yes, and even better because my school got a grant for giving all of us brand new iPads, now my mobile reddit hq

[–]pineapple09 1 point2 points ago

Why don't kids in high school just fucking learn something?!?!!? Pay attention, do well, and don't be a moron. Godspeed.

[–]neostead2000 0 points1 point ago

All a's, I'm sorry, I just get bored

[–]pineapple09 0 points1 point ago

I'll believe you this time. But don't let your grades slip :/

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

Come onnn, what could possibly go wrong, it's only reddit. 2 years later... "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!"

[–]aidanbop 0 points1 point ago

school is boring, reddit is not

[–]Guy_Barker 4 points5 points ago

Sweet! A less active community! Can't wait for the same posts every day. and less active forums. Cmon, aren't we past this?

[–]xXcheeseXx 2 points3 points ago

You're only 20. Not much better.

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 -1 points0 points ago

Being older than the 20's and still using Reddit is definitely worse.

[–]Pykoh 2 points3 points ago

As a homeschooled freshman, I cannot confirm this.

[–]J4Seriously 2 points3 points ago

Not going anywhere... Fuck you...

[–]snoopy3875 1 point2 points ago

Well going back to school won't make a difference.... Before I graduated I mastered the art of redditing while in class truly accomplishing zero work.

[–]levmailhere 1 point2 points ago

Why are we so bad?

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

You realise that America isn't the only country, right?

[–]Asylumgirl15 0 points1 point ago

Until you realize we all have smartphones

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

But... There are computers and interwebs at school...

[–]raedeon 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck goes back to school in August?

[–]DarkStar5758 1 point2 points ago

Me unfortunately. I go back August 16.

[–]raedeon 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, move to Canada.

[–]mcrmarine 0 points1 point ago

I will be going back to school, but what do you I do when I not at school? It might be browsing/trolling on reddit.

[–]Gr33ny 0 points1 point ago

bitch I browse Reddit at school.

[–]Greenguy1996 0 points1 point ago

As if that will stop a true redditor

[–]Curtofthehorde 0 points1 point ago

They didnt block reddit and im in all Programming classes ... bitch!

[–]AvatarPer 0 points1 point ago

[–]nowhere_man_1992[S] -1 points0 points ago

You know I hear people complaining about how fucking stupid and unmotivated kids are today, and you guys really made a case for yourselves.

[–]MitchTCollier 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you!

[–]gabbs007 0 points1 point ago

School = more time on reddit than ever before

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nice try. 90% of us will still be here. I definitely will. I don't see why school is supposed to stop us from getting on Reddit.

[–]ItsSpeltWithaC 0 points1 point ago

We go to school for six hours, depending on our location. Most adults go to work from 8am or 9am until 9pm. We'll be on reddit more than you will...

[–]fire_hawx 0 points1 point ago

Homeschooled motherfucker! You're going to have to deal with my shit every day :P

[–]_River_Song_ 0 points1 point ago

Not in England for another 3 weeks...

[–]mtn_dewgamefuel 0 points1 point ago

My school gave iPads to all of its students in grades 6-12 and most of reddit isn't blocked. So you get to enjoy my schools shit year round!

[–]sci_lit 1 point2 points ago

I felt the same way...then I remembered AlienBlue...and cried a little

[–]neostead2000 0 points1 point ago

Except for the fact that my school just bought us iPads for no reason, so I'm just gonna be on reddit all day still