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[–]Blackscales 56 points57 points ago

I cam here to support you and stop the re-posting karma whore!

[–]RustyThumbs 8 points9 points ago

Edit words quick before anyone sees!

[–]Tek49 6 points7 points ago

IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

[–]P1TA 1 point2 points ago

We got you bro

[–]RustyThumbs 15 points16 points ago

That is pretty fawny if you ask me.

EDIT: 'That is pretty dikdiky if you ask me' doesn't sound as good.

[–]sb95500[S] 7 points8 points ago

i tried my best but i couldn't come up with anything using the word "buck". goddammit

[–]joebags15 3 points4 points ago

I wouldn't buck with that guy If i were him

[–]Baltimoremike410 1 point2 points ago

buck at me bitch ill rack your ass

[–]RustyThumbs 5 points6 points ago

You deserve this post to get on the front page! Justice needs to be served!

[–]Beyond556 0 points1 point ago

It will...It will.

[–]Glittertitties 5 points6 points ago

I came back to show support!! Also to say that I want to cuddle with the cute animal.

[–]ZippyKitty 2 points3 points ago

Well I was going to say this on the other thread but I shall say it here " Deer God he used the pun in the title"

[–]sb95500[S] 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for all!

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

It's an antelope.

[–]DroneMan11 5 points6 points ago

IT'S A GODDAMNED DIK-DIK!

[–]andrewsmith1986 0 points1 point ago

Which is what?

A type of antelope, not deer.

[–]TheFreeLoader614 1 point2 points ago

What the buck, bro?

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 0 points1 point ago

Upvote from the other thread

[–]ender4999 0 points1 point ago

why not go for "I hart you" ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart_(deer)

[–]Ninjahamster2k11 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you! Downvote for this guys version http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xyr50/i_deer_you/ - He waited all of 6 hours before stealing it.. tsk tsk, may sb95500 have many prosperous and successful posts from now on.