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[–]dman928 437 points438 points ago

Looks like Jason emerging from the water in the 2nd Friday the 13th movie.

Pic

[–]BulkVanderhuge 115 points116 points ago

Actually, he came out of the water at the end of the first movie. In the second movie he was grown and wore a bag over his head - at the end of that movie he came through a window.

[–]KennedyRules6 18 points19 points ago

Me like chunk!

[–]stewmeat 56 points57 points ago

tagged as Friday the 13th Expert

[–]Bushy-Top 29 points30 points ago

Well, he also shoots out of the water at the first of the second film as it picks up right where the first left off and is now following the traumatized girl. So dman928 was correct and so was BulkVanderhuge. Here is the picture from the first film; the picture dman supplied is Jason drowning while being ignored by the lifeguards not Jason jumping out of the water from either film.

And if you want to get technical, he jumped out of the water in Friday the 13th part 7 as well after being chained to the bottom of the lake in part 6.

[–]Skylarity 14 points15 points ago

What is it with this guy and lakes?

[–]Bushy-Top 19 points20 points ago

I'm assuming you haven't seen any of the films?

A camp is opened up years after a tragedy has occurred there; a disabled child had drown due to unsupervised swimming. The mother blames the counselors and goes on a killing spree when the camp reopens, Camp Crystal Lake. After the first film the story becomes supernatural, as does Jason.

It's shown he's a grown man now living in the woods around the campground and he kills everyone who goes there, as his mother did previously.

It seems he's immortal and the only fear he has is water.

[–]trsn 28 points29 points ago

Also, space.

[–]boilingsnow 21 points22 points ago

moar flailing

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 6 points7 points ago

YOU NEVER GO FULL RETARD.

[–]nbenzi 31 points32 points ago

wait is that actually Jason without his mask? Wasn't the whole point that we couldn't see what he looked like so he essentially embody evil itself?

what the...

why would anyone do that?

[–]TrollKy 38 points39 points ago

That was during the explanation of what happened to him. When he was a kid at summer camp, some bullies pushed him into a lake and he drowned. That's why he came back and killed people. He got the mask during one of the movies from one of the people he killed, and wore it after that.

[–]MerlinsBeard 40 points41 points ago

SPOILERS BELOW FOR YOU NERDS WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED AN OLD ASS MOVIE.

Bullies didn't push him in. It wasn't anything overly malicious. He just drowned. His mother was pissed because the counselors that should have been watching him were fucking each other instead of, well, watching her son.

Basically, his mother killed everyone in the original movie and trained her son to want to kill also. He carried out the murders in the 2nd movie under the impression his mother (who was now dead) wanted them all dead. Then he donned a mask and kind of became the typical 1980s/90s indestructible murdermachineofmayhem.

Source: My wife and I enjoy awesomely bad horror movies.

[–]DanKiely 27 points28 points ago

Wait, how did his mother teach him to kill if he was drowned already?

[–]MerlinsBeard 24 points25 points ago

How does he function with an axe embedded in his head? I don't know, it's some sort of secret mass murderer thing.

[–]DanKiely 7 points8 points ago

So he's supernatural not just really good at walking slowly to kill people?

[–]MerlinsBeard 12 points13 points ago

It started out as a scream-like movie where the killer was both fallible and mortal. Then it morphed into the "unstoppable killing machine" like Halloween became. The original 3-4 movies are okay... everything after that is gimmicky.

[–]cheerbearsmiles 8 points9 points ago

Wait, Jason's dead? I really need to watch these movies.

[–]thehigheredu 20 points21 points ago

Isn't that crazy? We are so many passed the original that nobody even knows what the fuck is going on. I personally don't either. We are in a similar and confused boat, my friend.

[–]BloodFeces 4 points5 points ago

There's not that much to it. The killer was his mother in the first movie and then zombie Jason in the sequels.

[–]MrXBob 6 points7 points ago

That's the first time you ever see him, at the end of the first movie as far as I remember. He's still a kid there.

[–]flexflair 4 points5 points ago

I Beleive there is also one where his mask gets smashed off and he's a big ol mess, but I may be mistaken.

[–]AholeKevin 2 points3 points ago

You are correct sir.

[–]dannyboylee 1 point2 points ago

Jason didn't get the hockey mask until the third movie.

[–]greenyellowbird 5 points6 points ago

Needs more sparkles.

[–]Ceejae 21 points22 points ago

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

[–]Reesy 2 points3 points ago

YES mate. You just won me a bet that this would be the top comment. Reddit there is hope for you yet.

[–]savageotter 155 points156 points ago

here they are with out makeup or costumes. http://i.imgur.com/xcilZ.jpg

[–]delbin 82 points83 points ago

How did they get to a point where a rictus smile and creepy eye makeup was the norm?

[–]FruitBeef 26 points27 points ago

This is the Canadian Synchro team. They did a Jester routine presumably to win over the crowd and it worked. They got to second place with the routine, a very fast paced and difficult one.

[–]dudeinachair 5 points6 points ago

Link to their routine?

[–]kiwibean 28 points29 points ago

[–]zchyGFX 59 points60 points ago

dat hairline

[–]eternalkerri 25 points26 points ago

Its from pulling their hair back into tight buns. It eventually weakens the hair and it stops growing.

[–]anders5 7 points8 points ago

Possibly, but that could just be her natural hairline. A lot of women have high hairlines like that.

[–]blambear23 6 points7 points ago

she needs a fringe or something

[–]michigan85 2 points3 points ago

It's so easy to imagine her being bald that I'm a bit creeped out.

[–]jcmiro 5 points6 points ago

still fappable

[–]Xarvas 22 points23 points ago

But they are in costumes.

Slightly disappoint.

[–]greatSNEEZE 18 points19 points ago

uniform = costume?

[–]revolvingdoor 6 points7 points ago

Cheerleader Effect

[–]Nebulaoblivion 2 points3 points ago

Whoa, suddenly they look good.

[–]kingjehu 280 points281 points ago

Looks like Something's afoot.

[–]SamEdge 79 points80 points ago

[–]qnnplmr 39 points40 points ago

Holy shit. I saw the link and I was like "Nahhh."

I clicked the link, and I was like "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82txzfHZF1rcftipo1_500.gif"

[–]SamEdge 10 points11 points ago

Haha! Help spread the love, it is in its infant stages.. I think it has a lot of potential =)

[–]GarethMagis 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, i thought this was a joke like /r/dumbassposts then i saw the post under you and was like wow thats a hell of a gif for a fake subreddit. then i was like "http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82txzfHZF1rcftipo1_500.gif

[–]galileofan 52 points53 points ago

I have a question for her

[–]frenzyboard 66 points67 points ago

She's breathing. Synchronized swimming involves keeping your head underwater while doing complex dance routines. Pretty much any time their head or face is out of the water, they're gasping for air like mad. It's why they almost always have crazy faces while trying to force a smile. The sport could be called Synchronized Trying Not to Drown.

[–]quietsnooze 12 points13 points ago

Also, the routine was Shakespearean comedy, so she was overdoing the facial expression on purpose.

[–]Captain_Meatshield 2 points3 points ago

This needs to end with, "Where the white women at?"

[–]StupidHaiku 59 points60 points ago

[–]TheFlyingSuchness 44 points45 points ago

Slightly disappointed by your response StupidHaiku

[–]StupidHaiku 83 points84 points ago

I didn't have much

to say. All that I wanted

to say was "Not bad."

That's about fifteen

syllables too short, so I

thought a gif would do.

[–]TheFlyingSuchness 61 points62 points ago

[–]white_star_32 52 points53 points ago

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou 2 points3 points ago

is... is that a tiny Selena Gomez?

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou 9 points10 points ago

RES ignored duplicate image kind of ruins the joke

[–]emeaguiar 2 points3 points ago

[–]white_star_32 4 points5 points ago

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's not supposed to be there right guys? Guys?

[–]You_coward 598 points599 points ago

She was obviously in the derp end.

[–]hurderpderp 138 points139 points ago

The creature from the derp.

[–]CrazyMansCola 163 points164 points ago

Rolling in the derp.

[–]TheySeeMeDerpinn 100 points101 points ago

They see me rollin' ....

[–]CrazyMansCola 44 points45 points ago

4 months and it's your time to shine.

[–]Nizzler 9 points10 points ago

10 points worth of shine!!

[–]TheySeeMeDerpinn 14 points15 points ago

Hey, you take what you can get.

[–]CrazyMansCola 2 points3 points ago

NOT ENOUGH SHIIIINE!!

[–]BegginForBacon 13 points14 points ago

They derpin'...

[–]ZarZad 4 points5 points ago

Patrollin', they tryin' to catch me ridin derpy.

[–]ArsonParty 8 points9 points ago

Derp impact.

[–]draw_art 7 points8 points ago

Derp sea diving.

[–]NBAallstar 30 points31 points ago

The creature from the derp lergern.

[–]SoMuchTimeWasted 6 points7 points ago

DA CRERTER FRERM DA DERP LERGERN

[–]MuzzEmil 71 points72 points ago

Anyone else freaked out by how all these swimmers have insanely high hairlines?

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

Years of pulling it back as tight as possible.

[–]frenzyboard 20 points21 points ago

Also stress and heightened testosterone.

[–]hypnoguy1 81 points82 points ago

Also water and wind erosion.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

[–]frenzyboard 8 points9 points ago

By stress and testosterone, I meant hair-pulling sex. It was subtle innuendo.

[–]soundsjustlike 12 points13 points ago

They all look the same as if Liza Minnelli was the god damn costume director for every country in the world.

[–]asshatnowhere 1 point2 points ago

hydrodynamics...

[–]iamapizza 6 points7 points ago

hairodynamics

[–]sweaterbydarwin 34 points35 points ago

[–]OnlyAMuffin 16 points17 points ago

Nope, that one is much worse.

[–]OfThriceAndTen 82 points83 points ago

[–]karstens9 12 points13 points ago

Her dolphinoscopy seemed to have gone well.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Dolphinplasty. Most popular cosmetic surgery behind the negroplasty.

[–]Garphin 42 points43 points ago

Release the Kraken!!!!

[–]Cameron94 55 points56 points ago

[–]BilllyMayes 1 point2 points ago

Bookmarked. Thank you master.

[–]Cameron94 2 points3 points ago

You're welcome. Kind sir.

[–]jaredweisman 9 points10 points ago

Reminds me of this from the black hole sun music video.

[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 24 points25 points ago

I would give anything to see someone edit in that classic Jaws gif with this girl as the shark.

[–]duxup 24 points25 points ago

Anything?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]FUCKED-WITH-A-KNIFE 7 points8 points ago

Yes, blowjobs count.

[–]duxup 14 points15 points ago

In the next 2 hours a man will deliver you a package and a letter containing instructions. Do not attempt to speak with him. Read the letter. Use the contents of the package to complete your task including the disposal of the package contents and letter when complete. Think nothing of the people involved. They deserve their fate.

You gif will be ready as soon as we verify completion of the task.

[–]triplea20x 1 point2 points ago

How do you verify that which is unverifiable?

[–]SuckyBlowfish 3 points4 points ago

The duxup sees all, knows all. Do not cross the duxup.

[–]duxup 2 points3 points ago

We will know.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 18 points19 points ago

The one that usually has Samuel L Jackson? Be right back.

edit: Had to abandon putting one .gif in the other, went with a simpler option. Here it is. Sorry for the photobucket, didn't fit on imgur.

[–]HMPoweredMan 6 points7 points ago

Oh god Kefka

[–]midtoke 17 points18 points ago

Oh Canada. Why they decided to wear those jester suits is beyond me...

[–]SherbertDelight 19 points20 points ago

Their routine was supposed to have a comedy focus (well, as comedic as a synchronized swimming routine can be). With this face, I'd have to say they hit pretty close to their mark. Seemed to go over well enough with the judges anyways, so they must have been doing something right!

[–]WifeOfMike 2 points3 points ago

In all seriousness their routine was pretty similar to the Russian team's, but with a different take on it. I was wondering who came up with their routine first.

I heard the announcer say that the Russians used it in the world championships earlier, and that they often get copied, so I would assume that Canada kind of ripped them off -- especially the first like, forty seconds. Personally I think they were similar but cool in their own ways, though the Russians performed way better.

So yeah if anyone actually has some insight on this that would be neat. Hope I'm not the only one in here who actually thinks synch swimming is kind of nifty.

EDIT: Spelling

[–]kiwibean 4 points5 points ago

Definitely not copied. The routines were not that similar at all. A lot of differences in the details. The Russians performed amazingly, but Canada should have beat out China and Spain in this bid for a medal.

[–]mononcqc 4 points5 points ago

I'd have doubts. Although Canada developed theirs in secret, they have some history of being rather original in their approach. They have a routine on Metallica music that's quite interesting. I don't think they'd need to copy others to get good ideas.

[–]SensibleMadness 25 points26 points ago

Yes, because it's the suits that are preventing people from taking the sport seriously.

[–]nbpx 12 points13 points ago

"IT CAME FROM THE DEEP."

[–]livers 5 points6 points ago

Miss Maroney, calm down!

[–]jfontaine5391 23 points24 points ago

[–]Mimmox 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit, this thread is making me laugh too much.

[–]triplea20x 9 points10 points ago

[–]TheFlintSkinny 2 points3 points ago

Is #14 the dude who got suspended for eating a pot brownie?

[–]hels 6 points7 points ago

For the record this was the Canadian synchro pairs that decided to do a Cirque de Soleil routine.

[–]Perma 10 points11 points ago

[–]TripleWDot 2 points3 points ago

This is Canada's synchronized swim team. Their theme was based on puppets. So that's where the weird faces come from.

[–]Ninsha 2 points3 points ago

Someone throw a Brazzers logo on that thing

[–]sidepart 8 points9 points ago

[–]sidepart 26 points27 points ago

[–]RupeyDoop 6 points7 points ago

That is basically a wet Jack-in-the-Box.

[–]sirmuskrat 6 points7 points ago

That is some tenaciously waterproof eyeliner. I guess they make it special for swimmers.

[–]KookyGuy 7 points8 points ago

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[–]boilingsnow 18 points19 points ago

[–]Tom5ervo 4 points5 points ago

All I am imagining is the scene in Jurrasic Park where Newman is killed by the dilophosaurus

[–]Descriptivista 2 points3 points ago

Hello, Nedry

[–]jaredisle 4 points5 points ago

Damn water births.

[–]coolwubla 0 points1 point ago

The whole sport looks very creepy when watched.

[–]EroSennin78 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with Fire!

[–]Grooth -1 points0 points ago

I HAVE RISEN

[–]Goshen -1 points0 points ago

She unleashed her inner dolphin.

[–]EvOllj -1 points0 points ago

they have been under water for too long

[–]Fran6 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on slow-motion on my cellphone.. But it's ok, I didn't planned to sleep anyway

[–]ok_ill_shut_up 0 points1 point ago

Not very nice, there :/

[–]BwanaClydeBatty 0 points1 point ago

looks like Meg Mucklebones

[–]BForBandana 0 points1 point ago

DO YOU LIKE PIE?!

"UH HUH!"

[–]SWEATY_BALLSACK 1 point2 points ago

Is this real life?

[–]travelingmama 0 points1 point ago

It's the jack-in-the-box from my nightmares!

[–]UOLATSC 1 point2 points ago

Looks like T-1000 dying at the end of Terminator 2.

[–]TyphoonCarsoon 0 points1 point ago

Synchronized Soul Stealin'

[–]Desslochbro 0 points1 point ago

I can't be the only one who expected exposed boobage on her way out of the water.

[–]alphalaz 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't easy... But I got to masturbate to this.

[–]theGUYishere24 0 points1 point ago

My penis isn't scared of shit

[–]HerraH 0 points1 point ago

We need mix-sex-teams on that event!

[–]panda_and_crocodile 0 points1 point ago

That woman immidiately reminded me of the women from Ocarina of Time. Mst have been the pointy nose and insane expression.

[–]Moonraker09 0 points1 point ago

wow what is this thing? Kill it with fire! ... or just give it to the Jap. They will figure a way to eat it.

[–]edwardunknown 0 points1 point ago

Still would.

[–]Crashwatcher 1 point2 points ago

No more drugs for Canada!

[–]SamEdge 0 points1 point ago

This is definitely going into this subreddit http://www.reddit.com/r/synchronizedswimWTF/

[–]gotapresent 0 points1 point ago

Rise...

[–]TheHot 0 points1 point ago

Dolphin in human form. Fucking Creepy.

[–]socialbeing 0 points1 point ago

release the kraken!

[–]chefmcduck 1 point2 points ago

Synchro swimmers get a bad rap, but they swim extremely well. I don't know how they have such great control under the water. Too bad the make-up and dance antics really hampers their popularity. Can't they just look normal and do normal expressions?

[–]mostlyintact -1 points0 points ago

All these comments seem to be written by teenagers. Were you all made fun of as children or something?

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Blind archer? Wow, make sure you stand behind him. Still, much kudos deserved!

[–]littlerink 0 points1 point ago

I've been watching this for ten minutes straight.

[–]breathofspace 0 points1 point ago

That girl's hair is pulled back so tight it makes it look like she has a receding hairline.

[–]pheonix1337 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate Clowns!

[–]D8-42 -1 points0 points ago

Like a retarded dolphin with arms.

[–]D3m0nzz 0 points1 point ago

GODDAMN SPLOICERS!

[–]soilyoilydoily 0 points1 point ago

Scariest Olympic moment ever.

I will wet the bed in fear tonight, thanks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's like an ancient beast rising from the depths. Cthulhu has taken on a new form.

[–]Luxray 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I'm jealous of her arm tone.

[–]Bubbles_the_Bubble 0 points1 point ago

With the jester swimsuit it looks like she's shouting "WHY SO SERIOUSSSSS?"

[–]anipsi 0 points1 point ago

Slow-loading, I thought she had Drinky Crow on her suit

[–]yargdpirate 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know Yzma did synchronized swimming

[–]RadioactivePlankton 0 points1 point ago

She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper...

[–]SushiPancake 0 points1 point ago

Owner: DOLPHIN! FETCH ME SOME SALMON!

Her: YESSSTH MASSTHER, D'HURRRRR.

[–]iTumor 0 points1 point ago

r/wtf is leaking again..

[–]illvetis 0 points1 point ago

How about superposition/mesh up with an old godzilla movie. Go internet!

[–]trm820 0 points1 point ago

Release the kraken!

[–]TanikaTubman 0 points1 point ago

Definitely looks like something you see right before you die.

[–]Valkie 0 points1 point ago

I tell you. Demon worshiping.

[–]highfivekiller22 0 points1 point ago

I can't.. stop. watching.

[–]JewelsMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Despite all the crazy faces that get made, synch. swimming is pretty cool.

[–]BarackEmRack 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I was expecting her to transform into a sea monster... unfortunately, it didn't happen.

[–]kaSey-B -1 points0 points ago

my boyfriend asked me if this is from the special Olympics hahahahhaha

[–]dannyboylee 0 points1 point ago

Who's going to create the "Release the Kraken" gif?

[–]CheesusDairyMessiah 0 points1 point ago

[–]cruzin_basterd 0 points1 point ago

The power of Christ compels you.

[–]Lucifers_Friend 0 points1 point ago

meh, I'd tap it.

[–]batcavejanitor 0 points1 point ago

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[–]ancientshoes 1 point2 points ago

anyone else expecting a nip slip when she came out of the water?

[–]Seafea 1 point2 points ago

Wow. When did they add Rocky Horror shadowcasting as an Olympic event?

[–]Nice_place 0 points1 point ago

BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEE !!!

[–]hobbsarelie83 0 points1 point ago

Watch it in slow motion, even more scary

[–]LowPEZ 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who heard the Godzilla roar?

[–]Silver-back 0 points1 point ago

Must be scary. This crashes my Alien Blue app everytime I try to view it.

[–]Naakturne 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]ZombieLiger 1 point2 points ago

[–]uberbob79 0 points1 point ago

She's hot. I'd totally hit it.

[–]AndrewwwwRyan 0 points1 point ago

I am fish