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[–]Mjilos 7 points8 points ago

BOY BOY BOY BOY

[–]ElectricEli 1 point2 points ago

These should exist everywhere just so i can use that line at least once a day...

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[–]NickTheHalfling 0 points1 point ago

'Merica

[–]Ihateyourdick 3 points4 points ago

Please keep running this meme into the ground, I'll be so happy when it's gone.

[–]Sydviciouz 1 point2 points ago

I hate your dick too.

[–]SleepyCarl 1 point2 points ago

and... you're there.

[–]Izual09 0 points1 point ago

So punny!

[–]McSpoish 1 point2 points ago

That's just so unnecessary...

[–]KofOaks 0 points1 point ago

Quebec city?

[–]belflandluvr 0 points1 point ago

We have no idea what the speed of the escalator is from a still picture.

[–]clintmk96 1 point2 points ago

I found this extremely funny, and I don't know why

[–]blacksheeping 0 points1 point ago

This joke was done four days ago, top comment on the gif of the woman getting her ass caught on an escalator. Can someone please call the police, i forget the number.

[–]dickMcFickle 0 points1 point ago

By far the cleverest use of the Burgundy meme I've seen on reddit.

[–]osciminan 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, spent a good 5 seconds waiting for it to animate and a little person to show up.

[–]SWgeek10056 1 point2 points ago

What is the point of this? it's like.. Two steps.

[–]Willit_Blend 0 points1 point ago

Charlotte Convention Center? Many a lazy Democrat will be riding one like that soon.

[–]ChildOf7Sins 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]dtoppin 0 points1 point ago

Such a waste of money for lazy people.