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well that was awkward... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]KingCallum 161 points162 points ago

Somebody must try harder. Same day too.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xxczi/what_was_the_most_horrible_sexual_experience_you/

[–]HipstersaurusRex 37 points38 points ago

second time this has happened in as many days

so much cancer

[–]GreatCornolio 5 points6 points ago

I don't understand why that guy would do that, he won't even get any of his precious karma from that since it's a self post.

[–]OmarLittleLives 6 points7 points ago

So which story is the real story?

[–]nikita2206 42 points43 points ago

Guess!

[–]KingCallum 34 points35 points ago

Plus the fact this screenshot is from 2011.

[–]ekjohnson9 2 points3 points ago

4chan link was 2011

[–]nath2411 1 point2 points ago

09/05/11

[–]phoenix25 0 points1 point ago

Also the font is wrong.

[–]anon35537[S] -3 points-2 points ago

it might be coincidence, if nobody except myself screencapped this. first time i posted this. or it might even be the same OP, who knows?

[–]NBAallstar 27 points28 points ago

or it might even be the same OP, who knows?

You can't be serious.

[–]worm929/b/ 17 points18 points ago

i want to believe

[–]bumdee 39 points40 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MnOAj.jpg

[–]madeintheuk 0 points1 point ago

Go on.....

[–]DossSayss/fit/ 17 points18 points ago

He ate a really soggy tomato.

[–]IAmAtomato 17 points18 points ago

;_;

[–]DossSayss/fit/ -4 points-3 points ago

I was wondering why you even had upvotes at all instead of the super-common downvote mob, then I read the username haha.

[–]wheetle/b/ 18 points19 points ago

That's what you get for stuffing your nose in other people's business.

[–]elbruce 12 points13 points ago

A true pirate is not afraid to sail the red tide!

[–]clemenzzzz/sp/ 56 points57 points ago

My mom caught me laughing out loud.

"Nothing mom, just a story" "What story?" "Ehm... there was this guy.. whatever mom, never mind."

Now she's mad at me. I should move the fuck out already. I'm such a faggot.

[–]littlemonster1618 1 point2 points ago

I would tell her without any hesitation. My mom would think it's hilarious.

[–]clemenzzzz/sp/ 1 point2 points ago

Good for you, Buster.

[–]SomeoneSo-So 27 points28 points ago

Never tell. Claim the red wings without having to perform the act. All of the glory none of the shame.

[–]CrusherEAGLE 10 points11 points ago

Red wings is just sex... eating out is like, the hardcore version of red wings... red... velvet cake?

[–]clicksnd 18 points19 points ago

Anyone can swim in the red sea. It takes a true man to drink from it.

[–]ultragnomecunt 4 points5 points ago

red wings is bloody cunt feasting. you get blood on your cheeks that looks a bit like wings. that's how I know it anyway.

OP is a fag and a pussyfag, can't handle blood.

[–]daskoon 3 points4 points ago

That cake is made from beetles. Look it up.

[–]cdcformatc 2 points3 points ago

Close, it's beets.

But I'd rather eat beetles than a bucket of red food coloring that every trendy cupcake bakery seems to love using.

[–]11_11_11_11_11 2 points3 points ago

The red food coloring is from bugs, that is the point. (Carmine. Cochineal insects. Et cetera.)

[–]Othello -1 points0 points ago

I use Red Wings for oral, Red Belt for sex.

[–]Semen-Thrower/b/ 0 points1 point ago

then the girl would feel guilty and reward OP with sex the next time they meet

[–]mickleshinsky 6 points7 points ago

or realize the next day that she really wasnt on her period and be confused forever.

[–]kukul 29 points30 points ago

What a pussy. It's not the hottest shit ever, but panicking, getting dizzy and panting? Wimp.

[–]downvoted_for_sexism 3 points4 points ago

Blood from his own nose makes him gag.

[–]P3chorin 0 points1 point ago

Seriously.

I'd just stand up and say, "Wanna take a shower?"

Commence shower fucking.

[–]who_is_jennifer 7 points8 points ago

Pussy almost earned his redwings, but turns out he's still just a faggot

[–]philip1201 4 points5 points ago

thick syrupy shit

bloody nose

Something doesn't quite match uo here.

[–]Sithek 0 points1 point ago

There was snot mixed in there.

[–]TinHao 5 points6 points ago

So..once you figured out it wasn't her, did you finish?

[–]Fre5hmanJoe -1 points0 points ago

Quiet. Just blame her, she'll love you more.

[–]zebhel -1 points0 points ago

Tingled my tangerines :]

[–]razorhater/r9k/ 1 point2 points ago

This actually happened to me once.

Thankfully, we were both completely wrecked.

Or at least I was. And that's what matters.

[–]rocker5743/a/ 0 points1 point ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–]NYRfan30/b/ -1 points0 points ago

Reverse jelly doughnut.

[–]mazew 0 points1 point ago

Crisis averted.

[–]Ishkabati 0 points1 point ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19631217.jpg

[–]Keane1522 -1 points0 points ago

I have never let out such a sigh of relief.

[–]johnps4010 1 point2 points ago

The same thing happened to me once! The worst timed bloody nose I could ever remember. All over her tits and everything. She was...surprisingly chill about it.

[–]anon35537[S] 0 points1 point ago

she has a secret guro fetish.

[–]brokendimension -1 points0 points ago

OP is a faggot for stealing this from /r/askreddit.

[–]Hydrolicious 0 points1 point ago

Today, we make history!

[–]Woppet 0 points1 point ago

I went down on a girl who i barely knew who was on her period. Wasn't that bad. it was kinda cool actually, i felt like a vampire or a zombie or some shit. She's now my girlfriend of 2 years and we live together.

[–]ChromaticRED 0 points1 point ago

You must either have fucking dull senses or your girlfriend's menstrual blood tastes like fresh roasted hickory nuts.

[–]stonedtodeath -2 points-1 points ago

same shit happened to me

[–]hypokineticman 1 point2 points ago

cool story bro

[–]amillerb123 -2 points-1 points ago

Then what was that smell?

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[–]thestapler42 1 point2 points ago

Someone's gay

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[–]THAT_ENT 2 points3 points ago

4chan sub reddit FAGGOT STFU and mind your bitch wax

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[–]kyzfrintin 13 points14 points ago

Oh, my sides... Wow. Such a newfag...

[–]xDividedByZer0/b/ 0 points1 point ago

What did he say?

[–]kyzfrintin 1 point2 points ago

"Rage faces...

Even 4chan is infected."

[–]marketinequality 8 points9 points ago

Actually, 4chan invented ragefaces.

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