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[–]thecockofkarma 39 points40 points ago

IS THAT JOSEPH KONY?????

[–]News2012[S] 43 points44 points ago

That is a baby elephant

[–]jake_n_bake 6 points7 points ago

Ah, the ol' Reddit switcheroo.

[–]News2012[S] -3 points-2 points ago

[–]ImTotallyNotYourMom 1 point2 points ago

Nope, that's Will Smith.

[–]Ragnalypse -3 points-2 points ago

Wrong. It's Obama.

[–]UsernameYUNOopen 12 points13 points ago

OMG UPVOTE THIS IF YOU WANT TO FIND KONY AND STOP THAT BASTARD LOL BUT SERIOUSLY HE'S BAD THOUGH!

Did you know he has an army of children ಠ_ಠ

[–]blore40 12 points13 points ago

You mean INFANTry?

[–]Kills_Pun 6 points7 points ago

This has never been more relevant.

Watcha thinkin bout

[–]madlordofestnoth 4 points5 points ago

M: "Soooo.... who do you like?"

E: "Well, there's this really cute elephant but she's a few years older. How about you?"

M: "Well there's this cute zookeeper that I like - I'd do her in an heartbeat."

Plot twist: The man's name is Edward and the elephant is Manny.

[–]The_Dolphin_Uprising -1 points0 points ago

Directed by m. Night shamalabananaramalan

[–]anonibon 2 points3 points ago

Source just because I knew off hand

[–]Raven-Mapleson 1 point2 points ago

Elephants are awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm all ears!

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 0 points1 point ago

"whatcha thinking about?"

"I dunno. Elephant stuff I guess. What're you thinking about?"

"How hungry me and my family are. You know, Third-World stuff."

[–]FunMonkeyDisease 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's about to get a stew going

[–]thatshitcrayaintitj 0 points1 point ago

Dave Chappelle?

[–]NahnaBear 0 points1 point ago

Brian Fellows: Safari Planet

[–]asnof 0 points1 point ago

The elephant is in a blanket because it is an orphan. The caretaker is sleeping beside it because the mom was most likely poached and the baby was left for dead.

[–]SoMuchDerp 0 points1 point ago

That joke is so kony...

[–]The_Dolphin_Uprising 1 point2 points ago

What are Uganda do about it?

[–]sicknasty7 -5 points-4 points ago

BRAZZERS!

[–]Moefty -4 points-3 points ago

KONY2012KONY2012KONY2012KONY2012KONY2012 COMON YOU GUUYZ WE NEED TO STOP HIM