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[–]AndoKillzor 182 points183 points ago

Yes, and thank you. Because drugs are expensive.

[–]eisenjager 84 points85 points ago

DARE, Drugs Are Really Expensive

[–]Slave2Logic 11 points12 points ago

Are you taking weed?

[–]eisenjager 11 points12 points ago

Nope, Advil.

[–]The-Mathematician 3 points4 points ago

Getting fucked up on Ibuprofen all day every day, motherfucker!

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE 10 points11 points ago

Also i think that was one of the comments in the original.......

[–]Apollo64 6 points7 points ago

Yep. For once, I actually saw the thread it was from.

Edit: Funny how there's another thread like this going on on /b/ right now. See what we're doing reddit? This is why the rest of the internet doesn't like us.

[–]IHeartPallets 2 points3 points ago

Dont you just ADORE reposts?

[–]Veritas7 0 points1 point ago

I came here for this comment. I was not disappointed.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 73 points74 points ago

[–]octopolis 30 points31 points ago

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 6 points7 points ago

[–]AndoKillzor 5 points6 points ago

That gif always reminds me of Tom Haverford's face.

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

You ever suck dick for Toll House? Now that's an addiction!

[–]honeydee 31 points32 points ago

I don't care if this is reposted, I always laugh seeing this picture.

[–]silvergill 11 points12 points ago

[–]nikkukun 7 points8 points ago

[–]dietbroccoli 3 points4 points ago

[–]MPC45000 3 points4 points ago

So apparently that doesn't exist. I'm kind of glad for once.

[–]nikkukun 3 points4 points ago

I'm fucking pissed.

[–]dietbroccoli -1 points0 points ago

Hey, man. Don't ruin it for everyone else.

[–]nondescriptnegative 2 points3 points ago

[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 1 point2 points ago

Holy Napster.

[–]elbruce -1 points0 points ago

*sensimilla

[–]grrrranimal 1 point2 points ago

Bert putting the street in sesame street

[–]toSTONEiGO 2 points3 points ago

Has op spent minute on /r/classic4chan and reposted the first thing he saw?

[–]thegreatgrapist 1 point2 points ago

Anyone have the .jpg of the Ernie close up?

[–]MexicanFightingSquid 2 points3 points ago

That's Bert motherfucker.

[–]ttower 1 point2 points ago

[–]_liminal 1 point2 points ago

he didn't even sage properly

[–]martinbuber 1 point2 points ago

Hey WAIT A MINUTE. This repost was what made me laugh in that "You laugh you lose" thread.

I kinda feel connected with you now.

[–]I_GET_THAT_REFERENCE -1 points0 points ago

Repost-_- about 2months i think

[–]BenDes1313 1 point2 points ago

Bert stare!

[–]doenr 0 points1 point ago

Learning the dangers of drugs, Sesame Street style? Why hasn't anyone linked this video yet?

[–]ArtemisLives 0 points1 point ago

I am still laughing. Hard. This isn't that funny, yet my laughter persists.

[–]crazyxgerman 1 point2 points ago

And here's Germany's version - Bernie und Ert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPES3en1fQ

[–]medhop 1 point2 points ago

Laughing far too much at this right now.

[–]Khoppey 1 point2 points ago

This isn't sesame street this is Bert and Ernie. It's like you don't even care

[–]NippleFungus 0 points1 point ago

upvotin this shit cos these is my niggas

[–]Iwontdie -1 points0 points ago

If its weed yes. It is less dangerous than caffeine, but it is still illegal. It fights cancer, is an antidepressant, and can be used for clothes or paper

[–]Vranak 1 point2 points ago

This makes me sad. :(

Bert doesn't swear. He doesn't even know any swear words. He's not even familiar with the concept of cursing for heaven's sake!

[–]Trope_Linker 3 points4 points ago

This fits pretty well.

[–]Vranak -2 points-1 points ago

I abhor that site. Too many oh-so-clever cunts and anime fans.

[–]smibledorf 0 points1 point ago

This has been reposted to hell but you still made me laugh

[–]amadea56 -1 points0 points ago

This is not funny.

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[–]FourMakesTwoUNLESS -1 points0 points ago

You can put in a name if you want to.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Putting the word "sage" in the email field allows you to comment on a thread without bumping it up to the top. Usually used when commenting in a thread that you want to have die.

[–]Neccesary -3 points-2 points ago

Repost from 2 weeks ago. All redditors know you have to wait atleast 3 weeks before posting it again.

[–]General_Hide 2 points3 points ago

Trust me, the one posted 2 weeks ago was not the first...

[–]I_Dont_Eat 1 point2 points ago

3/8/10

[–]TyrantKronos[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes I reposted, but at the same time this entire site is based on reposts. AND this was posted 1 month before today. Besides other people need a good laugh too, I know I did when I first saw this.

[–]okdudestfu -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh way too much.

[–]notsurewhatiam -2 points-1 points ago

repost

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

You linked me here and linked me back and like a retard was going down back to the comments after your link and got linked back here. My head hurts.

[–]Arrow218 0 points1 point ago

How to keep an idiot busy!

[–]Phoniexbates 0 points1 point ago

Burn!

[–]notsurewhatiam -1 points0 points ago

That's the joke. I blatantly reposted something by "cross posting" to the same subreddit. I wasn't trying to fool anyone.

Besides, I don't even know if it was a repost or not, I just found it on some website and posted it here.

[–]HipHoppin -3 points-2 points ago

Over 2 years old. Find some new material OP

[–]ihrtgngr 0 points1 point ago

[–]Drewkkake -1 points0 points ago

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[–]MaestroMeowMix 1 point2 points ago

So now you get downvotes!

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[–]MaestroMeowMix 1 point2 points ago

Well aren't you sweet.

[–]Spartanvince11 -2 points-1 points ago

Found on smosh.com