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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 215 points216 points ago

[–]PornClerk[S] 44 points45 points ago

God damn it that would've been perfect.

[–]Not_Homeless 83 points84 points ago

[–]randysgoiter 69 points70 points ago

I came for the comments, I stayed for the black face worm.

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 8 points9 points ago

This is the kind of funny where you ask yourself why it's funny the entire time you piss yourself laughing.

[–]Pudenizer 2 points3 points ago

Me too, only laughed at the black face worm-comment + then watching the face again.

[–]wisdumcube 0 points1 point ago

[–]Swamp7hing 2 points3 points ago

I have no idea why I'm laughing at this but I am and it's hilarious.

[–]delphi_ote 0 points1 point ago

The alien from The Abyss wearing black face? That's racist!

[–]kharmakazy 20 points21 points ago

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[–]psychiccheese 33 points34 points ago

Can eyebrows your D҉r҉u҉n҉k҉T҉i҉k҉i҉.҉c҉o҉m҉

[–]SimpleNarwhal 3 points4 points ago

Drunktiki.com?

[–]dsac 7 points8 points ago

how did you do that.

I MUST KNOW.

[–]UnorthodoxGentleman 5 points6 points ago

With psychic cheese, obviously.

[–]gigitrix 1 point2 points ago

h̸̸̢̯̠͓̪̺̙̲͖̯̹͈̺̮͙̭̜̩̤̑̏̐͛̂ͯ͐̑̆͂̕ͅt̃ͭ̌̇̐̎̀ͬͪ̊̎ͨ̒͒̌̐̉ͮ͜͢͏̨̢̪͖̰̖̥̰̙̯̘t̷̨̲̪̮̬͔̩̙̯̠͉͈͑̈́ͪ̃̍̽ͧͅp̨͎̼̜̬ͮ̄̋ͯ͆̃͂ͭ̚̚͝:̴̧̠͚͖̠̯͓ͥ͋̓ͯͩͭ̈ͣ̊̈̅͆̉͌͊̚̚͝/̵̤͍̯̩̦͍̜͕͎̣̗̰̟͍̩̥̜̓͑͋̓̒ͯ͆̎̀̒͛́͝͠/̵̖͈͎̥͖͖̮̻̱̈͂͑̄ͩͧ̑̽̈́ͦ́͘t̶̼͚̭̖͈̝̜͇̯͈͕̜͍̰͇͎̓ͮ̍͆̊͑̿̽̈́ͩ̔̀͘͢ē̸̈̈́ͫ͋̆̍ͧͮͥ͆ͮͥ͋̃̾͏̫͍̼̭̗͍̦̩̤̰̤̬̬̰̟͍̯̗ͅx̛͈̭̙̟̦͉̭͙͉̽̿̈̀̈́ͦ͊̿̅ͬ̀̚͞͠t̶̢͈͕̣͍͚͍ͤͯ̊ͨ̒͋͌͆ͣ̉ͣo̾̀ͯͤ̒ͯ̈͂͝͏̢̻̤͙͖̟͕̲̠̼͈͍͇͙z̷̨̧̔̅̇̾ͩ̽͏̩̟͇̭͈̮͕̙̱o͋̐ͬͯ̇ͤ͂̈̂̽ͭͫ̄̋̋ͯͧ̂͠͏̨̨̺̬͇͇̰̲̱͚̳͟r̷͓̰͉̹̰͙̭̥̠̟ͣ̎̈̄͐́͝ͅ.̴̣͕̮̲̩͚͍̲͉͈ͮ̔̈́ͬ̌ͬ̈ͤͅc̴̨̰͓̝̦͚̗̯̹͕̩̮ͥ̃̌̓̏̅̽͛̒̏̔͋ͮ̍́͟͞ò̡̧͖̝̪̫̰̍ͯͧ͗͌̇ͮ͗̍̿̆ͨͣm̨̠̦͚̅̒̋ͫ̒͋̒ͫ̽̄ͧ̀́̕ͅ/̸̷̨̘̺̫͍̮̜̻͉͈͉̗̣̘̦̺̰̫̻͑ͭ̾͑ͪ̔ͮ͗̊̌̓̏̽ͯ̀̚̚ͅz̴͓̣̰͉̹̬̣̦͇̬̥̲̩͍̹͕͙ͯ́̏̅͆́̕͠͞ͅa̴̭͍͔̰̳͇͍̬ͧ̍͂͊͌ͪ́̈́̓̔̃ͫͬ̑͂ͩ̄͘͟͠l̡͓͕̟̫̗͔̪͓̼̰͌̊ͬͭ̌͗̇͊ͦͧ̈̊́͠ͅg̴͈̮̭̬̝̹͈̹̪̺̺̩̍͗̆̈̔ͦ̀ͅȍ̐̈́̆͋̉͊ͤͪ̏ͧ͌̏̿҉͞҉̫̙͖̭͓̳̰͉̯͉̻͎͍͜͡-̸̨̖͔̫̞̪͈̟̜̫͖̈́ͭ̈̃͐ͮ̌͒̎ͮ͘͘͡t͔̹̰͍̰̮̗͉ͧ̂̉͆̍ͭ̓͂͊̌̍ͮ̀̚͘͝͡ȅ̋͗̊̿̈͋ͤ͏̷̨͏͖̼̭̖̤͞x͒ͤ́̒ͩ̀̚͘͏̴͏̘̫̙̥̲͇̼͙͚̤̣̥͔ͅť̵̗̝̹̺̺̟̲̘̣̞͍̣͋ͬͮ́ͫ́̂̏ͧ̓̏̐͛̏̀́̚͢͡/̸̢̗̥̩̹̩ͧ̃ͩ́̈́̆͑ͦ͆͌ͤ͗͗͊ͪ̆ͭ̈ͧ͢͠

I̶̦͕͚̠͓̦̬͎̱̭̲̝̝̳ͤͫͣ̅͠͞ͅtͩ̐ͫ̄̈́ͭ̐̑ͦ̓ͦ̔̂ͦ҉̵͉͇̟̻͖͈̥ͅ'͓̞̼̳̦̺̣̜͖̹͛̔͋̈́̈́̔ͦͯ̌̋ͦ͘͟͜͠s͊̂̂̈ͪ̈́͂̎̒ͬ͜͡͏̶̠̰͍́ ̨̲͈̥̭̘̥̳̦̳̞͙̙̜ͬ͛ͦͧ̾̑͛ͮ͛̽̒͗ͣ̾̑ͫ͐́̚͟͜s̷̫͚͙̪̪͈̭͇̖͚̥̲͉͙͒̈́̈́ͭ̀͑̉͐ͮ̉ͯͭ̊ͯ̇̀̚͡͡͡i͂̐̽̈̾̃̍͛ͧ̈ͪ̆̃ͦͫ҉̢̛͎͔̪̮̙̺͎̙̫̱̗̻͉͓͟ͅm̶̸̨̬̳̥̩̦̤ͯͣ̀̓̒̊̀̒ͩ̓̓̀͢p̛̆ͨ̊҉̞͈̭̦̩͖̺̦͝l̔̍̿̓̃̕҉̢̙̰̟̣͎̠̞̳̣̖͚͕͠ͅé̢͔̻̦͚̹̣̽̂̎̃̈͠͝,͛̓̉̇ͨͫ͛͆ͤͮͩ̇͛ͪ͏̹̺̯̦̲̪̪͕̰͕̭̻̪̀͝ͅ ̸̨̛̯̫̝̫̮̦̣̤̯͎̭͈͕͎̋̑̔̄ͨ̿ͦ͂ͮͬ̽̾ͫ͘͢ŗ̷̲̪̼̩̗̝ͯ͑ͦͨ͒̑̑ͯͩ̆̊ͥͣ̾ͯ̚̚͝ͅͅe̶͓̜̠̝̼̜̜͖͙̞̎̾ͪ͂ͯ̔ͭ̀̅ͥ̂ͨ̊͝ͅa̡̼̤̰̥̪̦̯͔̠̬͓̯̝̩̫̔̀ͭ̑ͩ͗ͪͩ͆̚͞l̶̊͊̂̍ͭ̈͒̀҉̭̻̩̻̦͈̘̜͔̤̫̪̪̗̮̘́l̸̡̰̠͚̝̞̰̬̮̪̬̗̜̺̜̠̫͕̦͖̐ͩ̈́̊̅ͥ̃̇̌͗̈̏͂͛͌͘͝͞ý̧̎̈͗͒́̂̏̾͊͜҉̠͙̦̪̼̝̭̗̳̹̖͠.̻̺̦̻̪̓ͪ͐̔ͥͫ̅̔̋̐͊ͪ̊ͦ̚͜

[–]Dcgoodwin1 -1 points0 points ago

Woa

[–]vitorizzo 66 points67 points ago

OP is going toupee for that

[–]TuneRaider 10 points11 points ago

He has made a grave hairror in judgment.

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

Come on, guys! People wig out over every little detail of these posts.

[–]Geroots 3 points4 points ago

Yeah seriously, no need to have cried or bald over it.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Do you live in the Mohawk Valley?

[–]asstits 2 points3 points ago

Karma: downvote a new submission, save the picture and upload it with a better title.

[–]taquitos45 23 points24 points ago

[–]TimeTravelMishap 7 points8 points ago

it's clearly Quentin Tarantino.

[–]PornClerk[S] 3 points4 points ago

More like this guy right here.

[–]gngstrMNKY -1 points0 points ago

The smarmy expression really makes it.

[–]FredAstaireTappedTht 0 points1 point ago

He's clearly channelling his inner Murray Hewitt.

[–]WallyTheDogg 8 points9 points ago

The sad reality of my life at 30.

[–]RepostThatShit 10 points11 points ago

Never comb over, everyone sees through it. Just get rid of it, trust me. The battle against hair loss is one that no man has truly ever won.

If you have the propensity for it then your hair will fall off. Don't use anti-hair loss products, they only work by enlargening your follicles, and do nothing to treat the underlying cause. As soon as you stop using the product or as soon as your hormones build up enough to kill even the enlargened follicle, your hair will fall out again. This isn't a message just to you but all young men struggling with hair loss: do not prolong this unwinnable fight, you'll just earn yourself endless anxiety and depression and it'll cost you your dignity. Embrace it as a reminder of your mortality and that you need to start getting more shit done with your life.

It may even be a good thing that you got this reminder in your 20s rather than in your 40s or 50s.

[–]02one 2 points3 points ago

dude, propecia, if you can afford it. finasteride is the generic name. worked wonders for me.

[–]Kuonji 0 points1 point ago

The Amazing Atheist has lost a lot of weight.

[–]BurgWorks 2 points3 points ago

[–]the_todd_five 4 points5 points ago

The wierdest part to me of this is the top part of his scalp has been shaved.

[–]cowtow 0 points1 point ago

"He looks like a young ass Mister Burns!"

[–]The_Billek 0 points1 point ago

Realest comment on here. Ctrl+f 'shave' brought me here.

[–]Innosin 2 points3 points ago

It's possible he was in the process of shaving his head and decided to do this before going all the way. I see lots of intentionally horrible moustache/beard pictures like that.

[–]FUCKSHITSHIT 4 points5 points ago

I HAVE THINNING HAIR AND I FIND THIS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE

but seriously, bro needs to shave it all off and become a bruce-willis/picard style badass. fuck yeah!

[–]Insideoutwards 2 points3 points ago

I don't know. My discrete mathematics teacher looks pretty badass with his extra long hair and beard, even though he has no hair on the top of his hair.

[–]RFurf 3 points4 points ago

My sideburns from laughter!

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[–]MaestroMeowMix -4 points-3 points ago

Well you'll have to comb up with something better than that.

[–]BMR117 0 points1 point ago

Justin?

[–]Flounder73 0 points1 point ago

Jim?

[–]regmaster 0 points1 point ago

Jax Teller?

[–]FetusFootFungus 0 points1 point ago

He looks like one of the bikers from The Book of Eli

[–]onewingwazi -1 points0 points ago

I don't always change verb tenses but when I do... I make sure it's as smooth as this comb-over

[–]madlaughter17 1 point2 points ago

Jax Teller in season 8.

[–]carlio 0 points1 point ago

I would say no.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

What kind of ugly-ass tattoos are that? Seriously, they honestly look like asses.

[–]Treeko11 0 points1 point ago

I don't think your friend stopped over at all. I think you made this yourself.

[–]hurling 0 points1 point ago

i must use this

[–]baaceleste 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I freaking died of laughter right now

[–]jahutch2 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a young Tarantino ... and every bit as creepy.

[–]ComedicChaos 0 points1 point ago

I laughed entirely too hard at that.

[–]QuitBeingGay 0 points1 point ago

Mr Timn!

[–]BillowyBear 0 points1 point ago

My exact thoughts when I saw that picture.

[–]Kool-Callie -2 points-1 points ago

The creepy thing about this pic: It looks like my ex.

The only exceptions being that he can't grow a beard, and he doesn't have any tattoos.

I showed the pic to my room-mate, and she thought the exact same thing. HOLY SHIT IT'S ****!!

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

I hope you traded up

[–]Kool-Callie -1 points0 points ago

I honestly don't have a guy, and that makes me sad.

[–]cowtow 1 point2 points ago

I mean, if it's that or nothing, you gotta go with nothing

[–]Kool-Callie 2 points3 points ago

And nothing is what I have.

Singlehood sucks big ones sometimes though.

[–]Last_Years_Villain 0 points1 point ago

Single is better than settling for someone like combover guy. Relax, you've been single less than 2 months. Sometimes it's healthy to be single for a while. I usually go 6 months between relationships.

[–]Rentun 1 point2 points ago

I've got a pretty mean combover. Just sayin.

[–]Kool-Callie 2 points3 points ago

I have never seen an attractive combover. I'm not saying that they don't exist....... No, I am. They are not attractive on anyone. Sorry.

[–]KJakal -1 points0 points ago

His face is perfect for this picture.

[–]samkrisbeck -1 points0 points ago

i was thinking woody harrelson

[–]bettysurfchick -1 points0 points ago

Please tell me his hair is not usually like that.

[–]demond9009 -2 points-1 points ago

Is thus man's name ed?

[–]troublemaker101 -1 points0 points ago

Your username has a lot of relevance to this.

[–]jaguarbravo -4 points-3 points ago

Gonna play the Redditor card and say the grammar in the title bugs me on this one.

Something about the words "sends" and "stopped." They don't agree in some respect. English majors, please call me out on this. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm an engineer.

But up-voted for teh lulz. ;)

[–]Stublore 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a perfectly cromulant sentence to me.

I guess sent would have been a better choice though.

[–]MoonDaddy -1 points0 points ago

Changing verb tenses mid-sentence bothers me.