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[–]letsgetstoned 133 points134 points ago

first thing ive laughed at today on funny

[–]coffeeandmuffins 54 points55 points ago

My boyfriend and I broke up today and this is the first thing that made me smile since. Thanks.

[–]senexii[S] 31 points32 points ago

Glad to be of service.

[–]m3ag4n 13 points14 points ago

Hey my boyfriend and I broke up today too! Join the club! :|

[–]Satans_pro_tips 18 points19 points ago

What club? There's a club where all the newly single women meet? Will there be pillow fights? Ghost stories in our pajamas?

[–]TheExtremistModerate 24 points25 points ago

[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat 3 points4 points ago

Here on reddit it's called /r/gonewild.

[–]redleader 5 points6 points ago

And practice kissing so you get to hopefully keep your next boyfriend?

[–]Smartio 2 points3 points ago

[–]spektre 2 points3 points ago

I divorced my wife last week, can I come visit this club of single women?

[–]letsgetstoned -1 points0 points ago

sorry to hear about that

[–]OfficerGungin 14 points15 points ago

I couldn't agree more, it actually caused me to laugh at a few other things. Had to come back and upvote.

[–]senexii[S] 11 points12 points ago

Thanks officer

[–]corndog0423 1 point2 points ago

*come

[–]EwokLova 9 points10 points ago

Alright alright, just give me a minute..

[–]OfficerGungin 0 points1 point ago

God damn cell phone typing, thanks.

[–]FutureMsKitty -1 points0 points ago

Me too, just finished laughing from the hurdles post.

[–]hypertown -1 points0 points ago

Then it's probably a serious problem for you. No matter how uncomfortable it feels, taking that first step from outside the room to just saying, "can I join too?" is a big first step, and somewhat the hardest. If your family is good, they will respond positively to that question.

[–]letsgetstoned 0 points1 point ago

haha what? this doesnt happen to me i just thought it was funny

[–]Mmarti5 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Op. you have made my night. I'm srtil laufheung here!

[–]dontgetaudited -1 points0 points ago

today ive laughed at first thing on funny

[–]letsgetstoned 0 points1 point ago

well thank you for telling me man its nice to know

[–]DeathAngel505 63 points64 points ago

Whenever this happens to me, a small tear drop wells up in the corner of my eye and as it slides down my cheek to my chin I whisper two words....

  you bastards....

[–]heylogan 22 points23 points ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

......I feel like the sadness of all humanity just took a steamy shit in my soul.....fucking cat sadness.

[–]XeonProductions 2 points3 points ago

how did they make a cat cry?

[–]VulvaPuncher 4 points5 points ago

They made it watch The Notebook.

[–]spiderman_spiderman 8 points9 points ago

I thought you meant those tears were from laughing at the gif, so I imagined you laughing uncontrollably, tear drops sliding down your cheeks whispering you bastards..

[–]consuela_no_es_here 5 points6 points ago

[–]Sabird1 4 points5 points ago

Consuela. Are you there?

[–]consuela_no_es_here 8 points9 points ago

Si señor..always..

[–]Gseventeen 1 point2 points ago

I read that in a super high-pitched mouse voice.

[–]keysandchange 18 points19 points ago

Don't worry OP. we'll watch our own movie, with blackjack and hookers!

[–]Raewynrh 7 points8 points ago

In fact, forget the black jack!

[–]drunxor 23 points24 points ago

[–]Sabird1 5 points6 points ago

That's creepy as fuck

[–]drunxor 8 points9 points ago

[–]Sabird1 4 points5 points ago

I don't know what that is and I am not going to finish watching the gif.

[–]drunxor 7 points8 points ago

[–]CCCHAMP 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]Big_h3aD 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, I almost never get geniunly scared by movies, but fuuuuuck The Grudge so hard.

[–]drunxor 1 point2 points ago

[–]captsalad 1 point2 points ago

I like the way you think.

[–]theresaviking 2 points3 points ago

It's the bodybuilder Ken Waller from the film Pumping Iron, really good movie, even if you're not into bodybuilding.

Bit of trivia, the movie is presented as a straight documentary, but the film-makers edited and re-shot some scenes afterwards to make the world of competitive bodybuilding seem more exciting. One of the things they did was ask Ken Waller to talk about messing with the big friendly giant that is Mike Katz, and showed him as a villain of the sport. This resulted in a backlash of sorts against Waller- who really had done nothing to Katz and had just played up to the cameras as asked.

[–]Sabird1 0 points1 point ago

STILL CREEPY!!!

[–]giwoon 0 points1 point ago

haha no its funny as fuck.

[–]Chrisv56 20 points21 points ago

Go make some popcorn, they said We'll wait for you, they said

[–]Carter52 14 points15 points ago

you... you said you'd wait for me...

[–]memeaddictedchick 8 points9 points ago

That's literally all My hamster does all day while I'm on the computer.(by his cage) he's sits there and stares at me. Just like that!

[–]ukiyoe 5 points6 points ago

You should let him watch some movies :(

[–]memeaddictedchick 3 points4 points ago

He can watch everything I'm doing. Perhaps he's seen too much..

[–]michaela_cox 1 point2 points ago

He's planning something, watch out!

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

He looks like it! Either that, or he wants to rape me. That's just, not cool.

[–]Hermeran 10 points11 points ago

"They laughed at the new Jim Carrey's movie. I laughed at their screams".

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 14 points15 points ago

I didn't realize there was a new Jim Carrey.

[–]Fistedpiglet 0 points1 point ago

i'm too old for reddit at 25. although you may not get this, reddit has jumped the shark.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 3 points4 points ago

And right when you join in, the sex scene comes on, making everything 10x more awkward.

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

I just spoil the movie and walk away with tears held back and head held high

[–]hypertown -1 points0 points ago

Put a delay on arms and you will appear the weakest.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

lol that was fucking funny. sorry bro :'(

[–]kickalll 0 points1 point ago

more time for reddit.

[–]definitionofawkward -1 points0 points ago

Soon.....

[–]Bazan87 0 points1 point ago

Keep hiding behind all that coke and soon they won't even have dinner with you.

[–]ho_ho_ho101 -1 points0 points ago

look at you living in your multi storied house ....

i just step out my room and there's the living room....go further out and you're at the yard....

[–]MyDogTotoro 0 points1 point ago

We'll get it on DVD they said, it won't be that big of a deal they said..

[–]Nawlins44 0 points1 point ago

Love it! He he

[–]RabieBabies 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I still haven't seen Star Wars 4-6, The Matrix, or Zoolander.

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

I don't get this at all. You just peek behind the doorway and watch in secret? Why would you do that?

[–]hardeplasser 0 points1 point ago

Bro, I just bursted out in laughing!

[–]PigeonBoy -1 points0 points ago

My boyfriend and I broke up today.....jk my life is awesome.

[–]interruptedgirl77 0 points1 point ago

It is oscene how much I just laughed at this. Wow.

[–]SugarJ88 0 points1 point ago

well done sir... well done indeed.

[–]Moses2112 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel, bro... brofist into brohug.

[–]joraro89 0 points1 point ago

As a Hispanic, I deliberately don't watch movies with the family if the movie is dubbed in Spanish as I can't stand it. If the movie has no spanish dubs, I'll gladly watch it with them.

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

[–]nettles121 0 points1 point ago

he looks like ratigan from "the great mouse detective."

[–]spades20 -3 points-2 points ago

Why don't you just sit down and watch it with them instead of going on Reddit 8 hours a day?

[–]awkwardninjapowers 1 point2 points ago

Geez man, it's just a funny gif.

[–]JohnnySmash69 -3 points-2 points ago

LOL damn this got me good.

[–]fogburner -3 points-2 points ago

And that awful moment that you realize that you're smaller than a two litre bottle of pop.

[–]Yogurt_Huevos -1 points0 points ago

The first thing I think is, "oh, that's why I've been left alone for the last hour."

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[–]Cemitese 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]Donka_Doo_Ball -2 points-1 points ago

They probably didn't want to disturb your fapping session(s).

[–]thatgirlwaslike -2 points-1 points ago

You are terrifying and adorable then.

[–]grsparrow -2 points-1 points ago

This made me laugh like it was a goat climbing a ladder.

[–]WantCookie -2 points-1 points ago

I love the title you came up with for this!

[–]football2106 -2 points-1 points ago

In the arrrrrrms of the angels....

[–]yort1988 -2 points-1 points ago

I really enjoyed this, thanks for the originality.

[–]Smartio -2 points-1 points ago

I wrecked my bike and ran inside once with blood all over my hand and my face. They left on a bike ride for 2 hours. I was 8.

[–]hypertown -2 points-1 points ago

So every one of you that believes a hamster hiding behind a Coke bottle makes it OK for you to be fat, BULLSHIT!! I am a Democratic, and I believe in public truth. And that stands.

[–]adoltswimmer -2 points-1 points ago

Why? Family is dumb.

[–]natman40 0 points1 point ago

[–]THISISNOVELTY 0 points1 point ago

[–]sophiemisfit -3 points-2 points ago

This hits me in the feels :(

[–]Assaultman67 -3 points-2 points ago

I hate watching movies with my family.

They can't stay in the room and watch the movie from beginning to end. They always want to pause it while they make popcorn or get something to drink.

(Of course I'm just as guilty, but when I do it, I dont mind :P)

[–]Raewynrh -1 points0 points ago

My dad spoilers and talks through everything. I hate family movie night. "I downloaded and watched this yesterday. Did you know that in the end the hamster is still staring at you? I have this in high def. To bad you have an old tv.".

[–]Darth2132 -1 points0 points ago

I'll make my own downstairs, with blackjack and hookers.

[–]TheStatusBro -3 points-2 points ago

They obviously don't love you.

[–]CoyoteStark -3 points-2 points ago

Gentlemen, we have found our .gif to beat to death over the coming weeks. Godspeed.

[–]emobigfoot -3 points-2 points ago

Downstairs?

[–]chuhai -2 points-1 points ago

Terrifying, cute, hilarious... all rolled into one.

[–]thatguy73 -3 points-2 points ago

I hate when thee make no sense!!! When you find your family watching a movie downstairs without you? You hide behind a coke bottle? They don't make coke bottles that big!?!

[–]hateswomen -1 points0 points ago

This post is a honeypot for catching child redditors.

[–]theclownbaby -2 points-1 points ago

you turn into a hamster and hide behind coke bottles?