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[–]xWarheart 326 points327 points ago

I have no clue what this is about. Someone enlighten me?

Apparently this is the clou:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana"?)

[–]faghat 494 points495 points ago

What a sucky joke.

[–]Dickfore 581 points582 points ago

Eh, better than my initial interpretation:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
BANANABANANABANANA ORANGE.

[–]DeepCharles 198 points199 points ago

TERRACOTTA PIE.

[–]PK_Fire 28 points29 points ago

Liar!

[–]GynvaelRhena 20 points21 points ago

So we figured out, how SOAD songs are made. Quick! Another bad joke and we can make our own SOAD song. With blackjack and hookers!

[–]dont_stop_me_smee 9 points10 points ago

HEY!

[–]4everandalways1631 1 point2 points ago

Smee? Smee? Like Johnny the homicidal maniac's Smee?

[–]Niick 3 points4 points ago

Or from Hook.

[–]lebelgedu91 2 points3 points ago

[–]EVazkezz 2 points3 points ago

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[–]Pav0n 0 points1 point ago

TERRACOTTA PIE

[–]wolverhys 7 points8 points ago

Hahahah, This one had me cracking the shits. I have no idea why though.

[–]emR_ 6 points7 points ago

Better than mine,
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
ORANGE.

[–]Crrack 4 points5 points ago

Yet that is funnier.

[–]trakam 3 points4 points ago

I sniggered.

[–]mus7ard 5 points6 points ago

Sniggered.

[–]TerryArchi 7 points8 points ago

Ring ring ring ring bananabananabananaorange phone.

[–]interkin3tic 2 points3 points ago

I'd say that's a good deal funnier. And will be even MORE funny when I tell it to others without any context.

[–]etrofa1122 2 points3 points ago

I thought the joke was that the orange was too fat to get thru the door where another banana was undressing ..glad I chose to read the comments

[–]Argion21 1 point2 points ago

Maybe the blue background has a meaning too....

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 1 point2 points ago

This had a slightly different bend to it.

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 1 point2 points ago

This had a slightly different bend to it.

[–]interkin3tic 25 points26 points ago

Especially because if there are four individuals at a door, why would each one knock to be let in separately? You open the door for the first banana, you see the other two and the orange. What kind of asshole would slam the door shut in their face and ask they each identify themselves verbally?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Three bananas and an orange.

Three bananas and an orange who?

Um... just three bananas and an orange. We don't have a common last name.

[–]migukin -1 points0 points ago

Finally someone with my exact sense of humor. I love you. Cue 'now kiss'.

[–]GreenDale7 -2 points-1 points ago

Upvotes for you.

[–]draw_art 38 points39 points ago

This joke is bad and it should feel bad.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Makes me feel bad just looking at it.

[–]original_user 1 point2 points ago

I really don't understand why it's on the front page.

[–]x755x 12 points13 points ago

It's a relic from times past, and I won't sit here and watch you disrespect it.

[–]JonnyRichter 0 points1 point ago

That's how you know they're not 90s kids.

[–]MetalKeirSolid 0 points1 point ago

It should be batman and not an orange.

[–]Evilmaze 1 point2 points ago

I know, how the fuck this shit on the front page?

[–]4gag -1 points0 points ago

They should have put a girl behind another girl. And one big cup.

[–]gheost -1 points0 points ago

That is why we downvote, my friend.

[–]LynkDead 41 points42 points ago

You don't say "Banana. Knock, knock!"

You just say "Banana."

Then the say "Banana who?"

Then you say "Knock, knock." again.

[–]duvakiin 8 points9 points ago

that bothered me so much just now.

[–]Boring_Machine 59 points60 points ago

Oh, wow I was wondering why i never understood this joke:

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Orange. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Orange. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Orange. Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana you glad I didn't say "Orange"?

[–]ANeonTiger 1 point2 points ago

[–]Boring_Machine 1 point2 points ago

Oh, wow I love it, thank you

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]You_Better_Smile 2 points3 points ago

[–]Cat612 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]kaitmeister 1 point2 points ago

And now I'm stuck on youtube, watching doctor who clips. Thanks a lot.

[–]_Sweet_Pea_ 1 point2 points ago

pure bliss full of laughter I'm sure

[–]eugeniusbastard 5 points6 points ago

The more likely turn of events:

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Banana. Knock, knock!

Banana knock knock who?

...Well, shit. I wasn't prepared for that answer.

[–]PlayingWithCum 4 points5 points ago

I DONT UNDERSTAND.

[–]ANeonTiger 5 points6 points ago

When my mom tries to tell this joke.

[–]Timid_Pimp 2 points3 points ago

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

Why did they only ask 'orange who' for the orange and not 'banana who' for the bananas. Is it like a Cher situation?

[–]andycoopz 0 points1 point ago

[–]stoyve_dropbear -2 points-1 points ago

this sounds like that joke from the ANNOYING ORANGE from youtube?

hey apple... knife!

[–]DeadbyDagger 5 points6 points ago

love love love woot.

[–]gregpxc 2 points3 points ago

searched for it without luck. "This just won't do", I thought to myself. Thus, here you are my good man.

Xpost from below

EDIT: lowered price by reworking it a bit

[–]mcqtom 1 point2 points ago

I want this shirt so bad, but it's sold out..! What do I do, lord!?

[–]crackhead_cricket 5 points6 points ago

got this shirt the day it came out...fuck yeah

[–]mcqtom 0 points1 point ago

I find it hard to believe my god is a cricket.

[–]cntcomupwthsmthngsmr 0 points1 point ago

aaaand a crackhead

[–]mcqtom 0 points1 point ago

No that makes sense. Fucking angler fish, man.

[–]gregpxc 1 point2 points ago

[–]mcqtom 0 points1 point ago

I am interested in commissioning some folks to help give this man many upvotes.

[–]vxd 96 points97 points ago

[–]TrollKy 20 points21 points ago

I know where this is going...

[–]Ranch3ro 9 points10 points ago

Fruit orgy?

[–]crypticfreak 1 point2 points ago

The juiciest kind of orgy.

[–]sunadnerb 2 points3 points ago

Dude, that sounds fucking DELICIOUS

[–]crypticfreak -1 points0 points ago

So... when you coming over?

[–]2_kiwis_1_banana 0 points1 point ago

You talkin' to me?

[–]Jumin 4 points5 points ago

the heck is that guy on the end supposed to be?

[–]PoopsMallard 16 points17 points ago

[–]chadextrabacon 0 points1 point ago

I want.

[–]social_workin 14 points15 points ago

I love woot!

[–]albertc001 0 points1 point ago

You look familiar for some reason...

[–]FlyingShisno 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you've met her irl? She doesn't have any /r/gonewild posts.

[–]rhuynh 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even know hoodies were an option from shirt.woot

[–]social_workin 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes they sell them in the Woot plus section.

[–]Myxomitosis87 6 points7 points ago

Are you serious? This made it to the front page? Logic dammit.

[–]Rguptaingitup 8 points9 points ago

Banana jokes are apeeling to me

[–]ryantsonga 0 points1 point ago

Some are good and some are bad. I'm split.

[–]markiv_hahaha 1 point2 points ago

I hate these kinda threads. Makes me go bananas!

[–]notwithstupid 0 points1 point ago

I can't take this monkey business.

[–]bitwolfy 2 points3 points ago

How to deal with annoying Knock, Knock jokes:

Knock, knock!

Come in!

[–]duckstaped 2 points3 points ago

this has been posted before and got just as many upvotes.. and it's also a shirt design. I feel so alone right now.

[–]seventynineinches 0 points1 point ago

please tell me this is a t-shirt somewhere. if not, its MY IDEA. MINE

[–]CoyoteStark 3 points4 points ago

Some kind of fruit gangbang?

[–]HellsquidsIntl 2 points3 points ago

I'm certainly glad you didn't say banana again.

I think I heard that in kindegarden, back when zeppelins still filled the sky, and now I feel old. Gonna go play some Atari now.

[–]jasnea12 1 point2 points ago

[–]gmacusa 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what is going to happen in there. WINK.

[–]AmpleWarning 5 points6 points ago

Uhhh...passionfruit?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Marvelous. Simply marvelous.

[–]CT_Librarian 0 points1 point ago

Oh please tell me this is a t-shirt somewhere. I would definitely buy this.

[–]gregpxc 5 points6 points ago

searched for it without luck. "This just won't do", I thought to myself. Thus, here you are my good man.

EDIT: lowered price by reworking it a bit.

[–]gregpxc 0 points1 point ago

sold out. Like the one I found... no where makes them anymore it seems.

Plus, on mine, you can select shirt color too =P I also didn't take credit and am not making money from it so I'd say I'm fairly okay legally too...

[–]CT_Librarian 0 points1 point ago

Your expertise is sincerely appreciated!

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 0 points1 point ago

Who's there?

[–]kwjohns 3 points4 points ago

[–]Karfanatik 0 points1 point ago

This joke was classic in the 90s

[–]crypticfreak -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, hey. I'm a plumber, let me just fix that leak before it gets out of hand.

[–]Taisen91 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking more like Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Orange

[–]corvus_cornix 0 points1 point ago

Just look at it.

[–]scottykn0ws 0 points1 point ago

High res link?

[–]oN3xM 1 point2 points ago

[–]scottykn0ws 0 points1 point ago

Perfect for my phone's wallpaper. Thanks!

[–]oN3xM 1 point2 points ago

Here it is formatted for retina iPhones: http://i.imgur.com/1LNPL.png

[–]penislaser 1 point2 points ago

We can post woot shirts and get to front page??

Awww yeeeaahhh time to cash in...

[–]yooder 0 points1 point ago

I own this shirt. My favorite is wearing it in public while abroad, since the joke only works in English, and thus confuses the locals.

[–]Back_in_the_kitchen 1 point2 points ago

I have that short

[–]RaMpAge746 0 points1 point ago

Iphone Wallpaper?

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

This has to be a shirt.

I want it.

[–]twitinkie -1 points0 points ago

frontpage.. ur kidding me right.

[–]Oubaassehonne 0 points1 point ago

I thank the 'Weight Gain 4000' episode for knowing what this means ;)

[–]Zodiwacts123 1 point2 points ago

I was told this countless times at my camp I am a counselor for. The kids were 4-8 years old. GOD DAMNIT REDDIT!

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[–]murfburffle 0 points1 point ago

Your day has come, 2 year old redditor!

[–]iamjustsyd 0 points1 point ago

I rarely actually LOL. This is one of those times.

[–]okcoyote 0 points1 point ago

Knock, knock, Neo...

[–]TorqueBandit 0 points1 point ago

Wallpaper version, please.

[–]SenorCabby 0 points1 point ago

i have this as a t-shirt, and it's fucking amazing!

[–]clairioes 0 points1 point ago

I heart shirt.woot

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

0.00000000002/10

[–]pinkfloyd873 0 points1 point ago

My friend has this on a T-shirt

[–]kr0n0 0 points1 point ago

After reading the comments. I still don't find this funny

[–]travelingmama 0 points1 point ago

This is my 4 year old's favorite knock knock joke....preeetty sure it's the only one he understands.

...4 year olds aren't smart. generally. Compared to 20 year olds. Usually.

[–]rawnesses67545 0 points1 point ago

Are you serious? This made it to the front page? Logic dammit.

[–]BUBBA_BOY 0 points1 point ago

The eyes on the middle banana match Cy&H art.

[–]flyingsaucers 1 point2 points ago

Someone please explain?

[–]Gojiberry852 2 points3 points ago

[Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who?] x 3

Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[–]Hipstermankey 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were strippers o.o

[–]shadowinq 0 points1 point ago

this was a woot shirt

[–]project_valient 0 points1 point ago

Do want on a tshirt

[–]rezaziel 0 points1 point ago

I own this on a blue hoodie.

I'll take my accolades and admiration by all now.

[–]BlueSlime -1 points0 points ago

All I could think of was this

[–]AAHA1992 0 points1 point ago

this just about sums up what its like being a metalhead that hangs out with punks

[–]Patty_Aioli 1 point2 points ago

Best joke around! Every kid Every American kid learns it, and annoys the crap out of their parents with it for a solid month. So glad I don't have kids!

[–]hokiepride 2 points3 points ago

Freaking love your username. Nostalgia and a cooking (well, more mixing) reference all rolled up into one!

[–]Patty_Aioli 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! I'm just glad someone gets it.

[–]LGoodman 0 points1 point ago

I know the guy who made that shirt!

[–]KnockKnockComeIn -1 points0 points ago

Finally somewhat relevant!

[–]nathanb065 -4 points-3 points ago

Knock Knock!

Who'e there?

Not Heath Ledger!!

As captain of this terrible joke, I'm going down with the votes!

[–]Xclamation -2 points-1 points ago

lame...

[–]seth11111 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking, "whos there?", "3 bananas and an orange!", "three bananas and an orange who?!".............................?? That's it, I couldn't figure it out.

[–]johnisme -3 points-2 points ago

More like: Banana1: Knock Knock Person: Who's there? Banana1: Banana. Banana1: Runs Away Banana2: Knock Knock Person: Who's there? Banana2: Banana. Banana2: Runs Away Banana3: Knock Knock Person: Who's there? Banana3: Banana. Banana3: Runs Away Orange: Knock Knock Person: Who's there? Orange: Orange. Brief Pause Orange: Psssst, don't you want to ask me something else? Person: Um what do you want? Orange: No no, don't you want to ask me "Orange who?" Person: Sure, Orange who? Person: Wow you are so cool, i want to be just like you when i grow up. Orange: sniffle

[–]HamletTheHamster 5 points6 points ago

wat