A buisnessman is on an airplane heading to Ontario from New York. Suddenly, he hears a loud BANG. The pilot's voice comes on over the speakers. "Folks, one of our four engines has malfunctioned. It will take 5 hours to reach our destination now. We are sorry for the inconvenience".

Another few minutes pass, and, again, the man hears a loud mechanical rumbling. He sees the smoke coming out of one of the starboard engines. The pilot comes on the speaker again; a bit of nervousness in his voice. "Folks, our second engine has blown. We are very sorry about the delay, but it will take 7 hours to reach Ontario".

Ten minutes later, once again, the man hears a screeching and twisting of metal. He sees the last starboard engine completely fall off. The pilot turns on the speakers. "F-folks, we are very sorry, but it will now take 10 hours to arrive at Ontario. Again, we apologize for the inconvenience." The pilot is apparently very shaken, and the people in the airplane seem very nervous.

The man looks very frustrated. A fellow passenger, looking very scared, asks him whats wrong. The man turns to the passenger, looks him in the eyes, and gruffs, "If any more engines blow, We'll be here all fucking night!"

*Edited because I'm an idiot.