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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 62 points63 points ago

...a little bit louder now... ...a little bit louder now... a little bit louder now... a little bit louder now...

[–]omniamorous 18 points19 points ago

tide. TIDE. TIDE! TIDE!

...something doesn't fit.

[–]Cveezy 10 points11 points ago

It doesnt fit because Tide is a detergent... not a fabric SOFTener

[–]vincentrm 3 points4 points ago

They have Tide with a built in fabric softener. http://c3.soap.com/images/products/p/pg/pg-2681_1z.jpg That little girl looks like she's relishing the softness right now.

[–]why_not_this_name 10 points11 points ago

[–]Chaytup 8 points9 points ago

[–]I_DONT_RAPE_ANIMALS 0 points1 point ago

Downy: Simple pleasures

[–]Cveezy -1 points0 points ago

Touche.... although those picctured have none. :P

[–]dclowd9901 0 points1 point ago

However, Shout is a detergent.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's an ad for one of Tide's competitors in meme format.

This should make it clearer once you see this.

"The tides have turned" is a sales metric / visual humor pun.

[–]ViolenceHero -4 points-3 points ago

[Not only was it a repost from the pun subreddit, but he changed the title from a pun to a stretch, a stretch so far that it just doesn't work. This is not funny, you only disappoint me, have a down vote.]

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle 7 points8 points ago

you know you make me wanna WASH throw my clothes off and WASH yeaheeyeahyeah WASH come on, now!!!

[–]if_statement -1 points0 points ago

I see your song reference and I raise you,

"tidings of comfort and joy"

[–]mrmolecularbiology 0 points1 point ago

Now wai-a-ait a minute.

[–]ShakesHisHead -2 points-1 points ago

smh

[–]DrunkPython 5 points6 points ago

As some one who stocks groceries I cringed at seeing this; those bottles will fall and bust open at the slightest touch.

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[–]weetchex 3 points4 points ago

Then you x-post, not reupload to imgur.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

I don't think there's any rule that says you can't reupload when you crosspost. Pretty silly waste of time though.

[–]asmosdeus 3 points4 points ago

Reposting 6 hours later and not giving any credit to the original front page post is shameful.

Regardless of subreddit.

[–]trumpetmormon 1 point2 points ago

*shameful

[–]asmosdeus 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, didn't notice the typo.

[–]Fagel88 11 points12 points ago

If you ever wonder why you don't have any friends it's because you do shit like this in public just so you can post it on reddit.

[–]ZippyKitty -4 points-3 points ago

And that's coming from a Fagel

[–]So_Appalled 2 points3 points ago

im guessing thats another word for gay donut.

[–]xXNickelbackRulezXx 3 points4 points ago

*Gay bagel.

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[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

shh you don't talk yet the jury is still out

[–]illevator 2 points3 points ago

This is the sound of me killing myself to save myself from your lack of creativity. Bang.

[–]jonnytylerterry 0 points1 point ago

you've successfully made me both laugh and facepalm. well done sir, upvote for you

[–]chazual 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I think this is hilarious...

[–]SpiritedLion 1 point2 points ago

Wrong subreddit. Try facebook Forwards from grandma

[–]Pratty77 0 points1 point ago

Tide goes in the washing machine, doesn't come out... you can't explain that

[–]color_thine_fate 1 point2 points ago

I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION, TINA.

[–]LAWLstudent_ 1 point2 points ago

Two bad puns in one post! Lucky me!

[–]blueyb 1 point2 points ago

I thought Gandalf would be here by now.

[–]dontheadshotmebro 2 points3 points ago

"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide"

[–]lowndest 0 points1 point ago

beat me to it.

fuck it, have an upvote

[–]someguy945 1 point2 points ago

Are you fucking kidding calling this funny? This subreddit is dead to me.

[–]GreatOdin 1 point2 points ago

As a grocery employee. FUCK THAT

[–]DEFCON_TWO 1 point2 points ago

I once went inside a store that was selling counterfeit Tide. It was called "Time" and had the same design and colors as Tide.

[–]betweenthebars24 2 points3 points ago

Tell me more.

[–]sixthusernametry 0 points1 point ago

I opened the picture expecting to see some kind of NSFW pic. Nonetheless, I was not disappointed.

[–]scatty82 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]ihavecrayons 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY RIGHT GUYS

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

Viral marketing is viral.

cough

[–]dubsackdude 0 points1 point ago

its ok i didn't need to sleep tonight anyways...

[–]HarlequinNight 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic title. Picture is mediocre, but I only wish more could use such clever titles with their posts. Upvote.

[–]Xxzx 0 points1 point ago

Was this not on the front page less than 3 days ago?

[–]SomeoneBetter 0 points1 point ago

This made me Cheer! I began to Bounce in my seat! This is better than All other posts! I hope you Gain more upvotes!.... Arm and Hammer

[–]beau669479 0 points1 point ago

"I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide".

[–]InfiniteDeath 0 points1 point ago

Hur hur hur

[–]ItsArab 0 points1 point ago

woe we got a badass right here

[–]talex95 1 point2 points ago

This post makes me ** sad**. Get it?

[–]sirfudg -1 points0 points ago

Ohhh maaaaan I wanna go to walmart every day and do this, just in hopes somebody will get angry at it and yell "SOMEBODY KEEPS TURNING THE FUCKING TIDES!!"

[–]archemedes_rex -2 points-1 points ago

Music to go with this post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66nqhVtq6xo

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle -2 points-1 points ago

false! THIS

or this but only b/c i love mumford

[–]rasmus9311 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like the shoes have turned!

[–]JMcFancyPants -2 points-1 points ago

After feeling This, I actually laughed. An up-vote for you, good Sir.

[–]hydraulic2 0 points1 point ago

repost from /r/Punny today.

[–]EvasionX 0 points1 point ago

as a grocery store associate, FUCK whoever does this

[–]marimint3 -1 points0 points ago

You couldn't wait at least a day to repost this...

[–]Snuffle_pup -1 points0 points ago

Embarrassed to admit how much I laughed at this...

[–]FrumundaCheese -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.