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The first time making out with a girl (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Twizzler26
[–]Ron_Mahogany 127 points128 points129 points 1 month ago
One hand back of neck and shoulders.. other hand lower back and bum!
[–]IAmRightListenToMe 130 points131 points132 points 1 month ago
Or both hands on neck.
[–]voiceoftreasun 252 points253 points254 points 1 month ago
This makes it easy to rotate the jaw around and simulate consciousness.
[–]thisremindsmeofbacon 98 points99 points100 points 1 month ago
this kills the girl.
[–]tehbertl 56 points57 points58 points 1 month ago
... unless she's already dead, of course.
[–]Faded_Chucks 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago
Which unsurprisingly enough, a number of redditors are into.
[–]Bladewing10 18 points19 points20 points 1 month ago
Who isn't?
[–]Faded_Chucks 32 points33 points34 points 1 month ago
Necrophobics.
[–][deleted] 1 month ago
[deleted]
[–]joebates25 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
you had to ask
/r/necrophilia
[–]poptart2nd 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
and of course, violentacrez is one of the top posts. ಠ_ಠ
[–]Grizak 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
DON'T. CLICK. THAT. POST.
DON'T.
[–]xMIASMAx 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
What for necro? If not there will be soon now.
[–]R3M_X 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Welcome to reddit, I will be your guide.
[–]rapscal_2002 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Congrats, you made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while
[–]shadyk84 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
Then wherever the hell you want afterwards.
[–]2legittoquit 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago
Thumbs locked firmly around the windpipe...
[–]pauerplayer35 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
both hands on ass is the way to go! handful of ass ftw
[–]Stevenutz 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Or both hands on bum.
[–]cyanonyx117 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Or both hands in bum.
[–]mgwesner 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
Hey everyone! This guys been with a girl!
[–]Ron_Mahogany 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm not a slut!!!!
[–][deleted] 233 points234 points235 points 1 month ago
Oh my lord, man, there's so many great things to do with your hands. Both on hips. One on ass. One on back. Both on back, bringing her as close as possible. Sliding up and down her side, brushing the side of her boob. Brushing her cheek. Holding one or both of her hands. Grabbing her neck. And my all time favorite, BOTH HANDS RUNNING THROUGH HER HAIR AS I KISS THE EVERLOVING BEJEEZUS OUT OF HER. Ladies.
[–]shmusername 136 points137 points138 points 1 month ago
This girl approves of all options listed above.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 1 month ago
Can I try ?
[–]TimeLordOfTheRings 60 points61 points62 points 1 month ago
No.
[–]italia06823834 21 points22 points23 points 1 month ago
Your username combines the two of the things I love most in this world.
[–]TimeLordOfTheRings 24 points25 points26 points 1 month ago
I did it just for you.
[–]italia06823834 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Oh stop it.
[–]TracyMorganFreeman 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
One day my day will come.
[–]TimeLordOfTheRings 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I wasn't really sure who's voice to read this in after looking at your username.
[–]krispwnsu 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
No means no usually applies to the person being asked.
[–]BatmansNygma 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I second the motion
[–]jevmorgan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I remember when I first started dating my (now) fiancee, we were making out on our third date. We ended up doing sexytimes that night for the first time because of my hand usage, doing pretty much all the things liverbest just listed.
So, that being said, hands are important!
[–]BigFatBlackMan 44 points45 points46 points 1 month ago
"Grabbing her neck"
Noice.
[–]BigCheeseyNuggets 19 points20 points21 points 1 month ago
[–]strawman99 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
Noice
[–]ShakespearInTheAlley 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
Noice, ya cunt.
[–]hotfrost 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Oi crikey, that's Noice!
[–]here_for_the_lols 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
SO hot today. no-ice
[–]turkeysnake 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
[–]here_for_the_lols 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
Best 1hr 40 of my life
[–]Maxables 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
What the shit.
[–]SockPuppetDinosaur 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
[–]bennyboy0227 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
This is the easiest karma train ever!
[–]ueptvoovtpeu 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Noiiiiice!!
[–]SFreestyler 36 points37 points38 points 1 month ago
ITT: things that make me miss my ex.
[–]Rustysporkman 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
I know that feel bro.
You wanna... you wanna, you know...
Nah, nevermind...
[–]SFreestyler 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls358aJQ6w1qltcmto1_500.gif
[–]Rustysporkman 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3rstqWSJ1qde8aao1_400.gif
[–]Zondraxor 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
'Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
[–]Cpl_Ketchup 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I know that feel bro
[–]Sporkinat0r 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
that....BITCH!
[–]Maxables 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Our feels are resonating.
[–]DownvoteAttractor 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
You forgot hand up shirt.
[–]BlackZeppelin 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
One on the waist the other on a boob.
[–]I_cut_my_own_jib 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
It's official. I can't read anything even slightly related to girls anymore without getting a boner.
[–]tonterias 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
How about that story of Sarah, a cute and shy 11 year old, that got her first period and her father kicked her out from its home for not being pure anymore?
[–]I_cut_my_own_jib 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Just stay calm. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Tractors. Cell phones...damn it.
[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
kicked her out from its home
noice
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
Dammit now I miss my boyfriend.
[–]DTX120 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
This is a good post, but fuck you anyway. :p Recently broke up, will be excited to do this again.
[–]kujustin 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Can we just rename this sub-reddit to AdviceAnimalsForCollegeFreshmen.? Do any adults talk like this?
[–]deannapolis 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
My favorite: both hands holding the face. Oh man. Instant ladyboner.
Holding the back of her head is my favorite. I just get the area between my thumb and index finger and put her ear there and it feels right.
All the rest of those imply wanting to take it to the next level (intent of sexy times!) where as mine, grabbing her neck and holding her hair/hands all feel very sensual and let her know you're kissing her because you love her.
Damn I miss my girlfriend.
[–]nosico 305 points306 points307 points 1 month ago
Protip: Avoid these awkward situations completely; always be holding two coffee mugs.
[–]Ash_Ketchup 68 points69 points70 points 1 month ago
Jack Donaghy reference. Nice
[–]nick1231 32 points33 points34 points 1 month ago
Just spent 20 minutes trying to find a gif of Jack forgetting how to walk... just use your imagination.
[–]AnonymousKevin 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago
Someone should register that HyperCam
[–]Montisa2008 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Fraps>Bandicam>Camtasia>Hypercam
[–]xMIASMAx 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Everytime I see hypercam I think of Runescpae.
[–]Envy7 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd7L44I7OBU
[–]JuzPwn 39 points40 points41 points 1 month ago
Rub her flaps.
[–]R3M_X 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Comb her wings
[–]Bad_Advice_Cat 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
Brush her mane
[–]SuddenlyTimewarp 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
stimulate her receptors
[–]MisinterpretingJokes 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Give her trunk a good tug.
[–]iAmericA45 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Chibb the jibbs.
[–]KommandoLando 31 points32 points33 points 1 month ago
Same thing you would do in a canoe...STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
[–]hikemhigh 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
"I'm going as fast as I can Mr. Burns!"
"No not you! I'm having a stroke!"
[–]zserf -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I thought that was from Hey Arnold, not the Simpsons.
[–]ParakeetNipple 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Stroke me, stroke me.
[–]fucksmith 112 points113 points114 points 1 month ago
One goes in the sausage hole, the other goes in the pooper.
[–]kerminsr 72 points73 points74 points 1 month ago
You'd better listen to this guy. His username implies that he definitely knows what he's talking about.
[–]mastercoolkid 38 points39 points40 points 1 month ago
Well obviously. You don't get a name like that for no reason.
[–]Good_Guy_James 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
But of course, you can't just CLAIM that name on the internet. It takes years of studying and practice and coaching. You have to seriously work at that.
[–]AutoEroticCastration 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
Exactly. How do you think I got this name?
[–]russscott 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
I'd prefer not to...
[–]thisguykills 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
OR ME
[–]gneiss_too_meat_ewe 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
You sound like you work in a slaughterhouse right now.
[–]navi_jackson 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
That's where my first make out party was.
[–]DimitriK 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I snickered.
[–]Potogreen 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago
squeeze her ass, nice and hard. use your other hand to caress her neck as you reach up and take a nice firm grip of her hair.
90% of the time, works every time.
[–]OuchMyButthole 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
Lady boner activated
[–]aronatom 17 points18 points19 points 1 month ago
hands on hips, hands on tits
[–]zdominator86 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
But that would imply I have more than 2 hands.. wait.. I'm good since I'm an octopus
[–]Dat_Karmavore 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Go to japan, you won't be putting those around the waist.
[–]spacecakebaker 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
good thing I was too drunk to care the first time
[–]illmatic707 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
You started drinking before you made out with a girl? Damn son
[–]NaviiAut 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Here in Austria, drinking beer is legal at the age of 16 so there might be a few people who started drinking before they made out.
[–]spacecakebaker 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Well, the legal drinking age in my country is 16. most people start at 14
[–]Kensin 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
good for one of you anyway...
[–]BR5497 44 points45 points46 points 1 month ago
Your options:
'Go for Gold' : Double ass grab
'Liek a BAU5' : play tetris behind her back
[–]KingOfSodomy 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
tits
[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis 10 points11 points12 points 1 month ago
Both hands on your peener. Present the goods.
[–]nevets78 27 points28 points29 points 1 month ago
two hands on a man two boobs on a woman. Checkmate atheists!
[–]ReyTheRed 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
Two hands on a woman, two boobs on a woman. Checkmate homophobes.
[–]Dat_Karmavore 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
One mouth on a man, one penis on a horse.
Check mate, zoophobes.
[–]TheShowsNotOver 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Dear lord, it makes so much damned sense
[–]blakeathey 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
put one hand one the lower jaw and the other above the forehead, then twist.....gets 'em every time;)
[–]workingalot 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
okay she is now laying there lifelessly, now what?
[–]InfantSpore 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
You keep going. Jesus, it's like I have to spoon-feed it to you!
[–]lodf 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
If you're in a bed and she's on top, a hand keeping away her hair on one side, the other on the neck.
[–]scuttleking 15 points16 points17 points 1 month ago
Protip: always put both hands In her urethra
[–]Dat_Karmavore 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
This warms the hands.
[–]moxiedrinker82 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Touch cheek, hold back of head/neck, put one on the lower back and pull her closer...
[–]Smokyo7 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago
Put your less dominant hand on her lower back, the other hand place on her cheek with your fingers against the back of her head passionately holding her against your lips. Works like a charm for making chicks think you give a fuck. This also then allows for the hand which was on the lower back to eventually wander its way to other places while still maintaining the giving a fuck connection.
[–]NoICantDiggIt 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I can't imagine you are over thinking where you might put your hands when you have sex for the first time then
[–]tricky3737 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Start those hands respectable, then get to work!
[–]thegreatwhitemenace 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
put them on the soft parts
[–]RicoLoma 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Thumb on her forehead. Other hand on shoulder.
Then proceed to give back her bending
[–]Nonbeing 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Duh, you use them to goatse her asshole.
[–]rocknrollercoaster 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Caress man!
[–]J_Pow 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Ah, not the Ricky Bobby quote I was expecting. Figured it would be "Please let her be 18."
[–]smelvin0 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Shocker!
[–]asmellybanana 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
What would Patrick Bateman do?
[–]ninja_skittle7 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Also not sure if this boner is goin to get me in trouble or not...
[–]Stinkfingers 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
tits or gtfo. She'll be down, otherwise it never hurts to get your fingers a little dirty.
[–]Apples_That_Scream 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Go to boobtown.
[–]TheLoveTin 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Shoulders, butt, boobies
[–]DetectiveClownMD 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
The natural jiggalo I am, I decided to force her face onto mine by pressing the back of her head. Take 14 yr old me's pro tip kids, ladies love feeling like your swallowing their face. So awkward.
[–]bulltank 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
RUB THEM ALL OVER HER BODY
[–]VeryProudhonOfYa 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
One hand on back, one hand on far thigh near the knee.
[–]pjwork 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Just ask yourself, WWQCD(What Would Questionable Content Do)?
To THE BUTT!
[–]Thameus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago*
Relevant: not too bright, though. Edit: wasn't too bright.
[–]regukatu 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
ass
[–]im_too_literal 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
General rule: if you're okay with her being close to your dick, hands somewhere on the back (or back of head). If you aren't--and yes, there are some legitimate reasons for this to be the case--hands on tits.
[–]00Svo 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
grab dat ass
[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Butt.
[–]ReyTheRed 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Anywhere other than boobs, butt, or groin.
Gently holding their head works pretty well, as does holding their hand. As you get more comfortable together you can gently move into the aforementioned areas.
[–]innersarcasm 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Times like these make me question the average age of redditors...supposedly its 25.
[–]LeGiTiOn 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Morgan Freeman has cotton candy. Im 13. Your argument is invalid.
[–]discostupid 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
my favourite is one hand caressing her neck, the other hand on her cheek or in her hair
both elbows brushing nipples
[–]VernacularSpctacular 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Do it like you're dancing one hand on the lower back and one hand on the shoulder. Also gives good control if you need to guide the situation to a more well... horizontal plane.
[–]Dokbokki 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
HANDS ON HER ASS
[–]ZuesAndHisBeard -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Happy cake day!
[–]helloryan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
In all seriousness, do what feels natural.
[–]toxickiller 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I had the opposite problems, I had way to many things to do with my hands (touch ALL the things)
[–]nosferatu_zodd 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
grab her ass dude there's 2 cheeks, you got 2 hands. Go for it.
[–]Anaract 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
directly into pants. They love that. trust me.
[–]darkniteofdeath 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I bet 1/2 the guys on here are gonna look up what should they do now as if they will ever get the chance.
[–]byondthewall -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Palms are too sweaty anyway
[–]Corwinator 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Protip: If sitting, use one hand to prop yourself up, and use the other to put your hand on her neck with your thumb around her ear.
If standing, use both hands in that way.
Next step: Panties drop.
[–]Careb 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Grab the ass.
[–]malek24 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Dear god... I was like a zombie goldifsh. Cue embarrassed flushed face now.
[–]SpRedditOn 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
More like "I don't know what to do with my tongue".
[–]B4rrow 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I always put my hands on the hips. Bitches love the hips.
[–]Dudash 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
lucky paraplegics, not having to worry about this kinda stuff.
[–]prariedan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Step 1: place both hands on breasts Step 2: there is no step 2
[–]Athene_Wins 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Play with boobs. Girls love that. You may think it aint but it do
[–]Lemon_Tile 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
They're called boobs my friend. Also ass
[–]iliketits1320 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Grab her ass, pussy.
[–]AlexWilliamRoss 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Thighs, back and boobs oh my!
[–]bubble_bee_tuna 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
BOOBS! That's what hands are for!
[–]Kanex 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
As a general rule: one gently on the back of the neck, one more firmly on the hip/lower back/butt
[–]PatTrickTruck 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I use this song to guide what i do with my hands
http://youtu.be/GIg3_ar5giQ
[–]lukekvas 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
TOUCH HER BODY!
[–]FateofNorns 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Grab the waist band of her jeans (if applicable) and pull her close to you. Works every time (60% of the time).
[–]BlackZeppelin 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
This makes more sense with the title "when I got my first blow job"
[–]ImgurGotBoring 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
As a girl.. One hand on each cheek. And I don't mean ass cheek lol
[–]CaptainFantasy19 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Happy 30th birthday!
[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Caress the nutsack.
[–]soapman5 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
1 word: Boobies
[–]EastVanD 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Left hand on face, right hand on boob or bum. Alternate, repeat.
[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Caress her back in public. Grab her ass in private.
[–]hooyoh55 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Yeah, I totally relate to that kind of situation that I have definitely been in before in my life :|
[–]magnumdopus 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaKlLZlbQZo
[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Solving a Rubik's cube is an option...
[–]karmas_a_bitch_bacon 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I recommend this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg3scqjLHz1qbwdexo1_400.gif
[–]crosby510 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
You're going to want to take this opportunity to grab yourself two nice handfuls of ass
[–]mytouchmyself 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I just felt like my hands were overbooked. So many things to be touching, and just two hands to do all of it.
[–]PollysLithium 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
That would be me as a girl making out with a boy.
[–]Slayer5227 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Okay so I just made out with my gf for the first time tonight I had no problem with the hands but what do I do with the tongue, do we just have to practice (first make out session for us both)
[–]iAmericA45 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
The obvious choice is both fists in mouth.
[–]The_Blackest_Man 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
[–]Insideoutwards 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
It's not that hard is it? I mean, it's almost instinctual. If not, try touching/stroking yourself gently in various places while masturbating. Even with the differences between men and women, there are still enough commonalities that you can learn a thing or two just from masturbating.
[–]PlayDiaPlay 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Just feel up on her... just saying...
[–]jamesbiff 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
one hand under her arm and around the top of her back and the other on the small of her back to pull her close to you.
[–]serenduckity 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I made this exact reference with my best friend upon her making out with a guy for the first time (she being a late in the game, 24-year-old face sucker)... This was seriously 3 weeks ago at a bar, she was giving me the rundown on her adventures in sexy time, and we proceeded to mime this and find this exact gif... What I'm saying is... who the hell has been listening to our conversations?!!!
[–]break156 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
just grab her body closer. what is wrong with reddit? are there any men on here?
[–]Nagsatish 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
get your fingers wet...
[–]Clit_Commander 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
2 hands, 2 tits...just sayin...
[–]tallkerry -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
unrelated HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
[–]revjeremyduncan 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
boobs
[–]dinozauru_fertil 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Take her wrists and hold her hands behind her back HHHHHNNNNG I love doing that.
[–]its_a_pugs_life 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
so beta
[–]CatrickStrayze 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
highschool problems
[–]LnRon 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Where ever on her body basically.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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