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Classic Zach (x-post from r/funny) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 513 points514 points ago

Wait...you x-posted it from /r/funny back to /r/funny?

[–]_awk_girl_ward_ 247 points248 points ago

I'm thinking OP might have meant to x-post it to /r/trees the second time but was just too high

[–]Fapologist 92 points93 points ago

He's probably on his third marijuana by now.

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 64 points65 points ago

Oh god, i hope he doesn't overdose from to many marijuanas.

[–]suspect161 37 points38 points ago

as long as his marijuana needle is sharp he'll be fine.

[–]Alexbo8138 41 points42 points ago

I know this guy, his cousin's neighbor's uncle once shared a marijuana needle. He immediately got caught the gay. One more marijuana would have turned him black Jew. He got off lucky.

[–]okaytran 6 points7 points ago

one time ... ... ... my friend

my friend said that one time... his uncle showed him 10 marijuanas.

[–]Alexbo8138 18 points19 points ago

My uncle only shows me his penis. Your friend is lucky.

[–]Charrmeleon 6 points7 points ago

I read "On his third marijuana by now" and then this.

I'm not going to read what's inbetween. It's just too perfect.

[–]Alexbo8138 2 points3 points ago

Don't be silly, Charmeleons can't read.

[–]Joined_For_Joke 8 points9 points ago

Exactly.

[–]bigskykb 225 points226 points ago

OP thought x-post was a synonym for repost

[–]Toobad113 434 points435 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/R8D0l.png

[–]rockerode 59 points60 points ago

Probably OP right now

[–]truestoryrealtalk 10 points11 points ago

Oh he mad.

[–]Rocknrollguitars27 31 points32 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/774xJ.jpg

[–]dsr541 18 points19 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/xEx8G.png

[–]Sobertese 8 points9 points ago

Merry fuckin Remas everybody

[–]Ding84tt 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/XVPWe.gif

[–]PhillyT 1 point2 points ago

Op is fag

[–]austinlecuyer 1 point2 points ago

Are you saying it's not?

[–]giandonko 1 point2 points ago

well, isn't it?

[–]vaio_s 17 points18 points ago

the real joke here is that it's actually gotten a lot of upvotes

[–]esosa233 4 points5 points ago

I thought that was the joke.

[–]Id_Tap_Dat 2 points3 points ago

SOOoooooooooooooo meta.

[–]Arrow218 0 points1 point ago

And later he complained on a post about it being a repost

[–]Cyberslasher 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ You linked us to that. And that linked us back here.

[–]this_is_all_mine 0 points1 point ago

How i love infinite loops

[–]Arrow218 -1 points0 points ago

Linkception.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

"x-post" is the new "repost"

[–]notsurewhatiam[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh.

[–]suburbanmermaid 91 points92 points ago

Is this a fancy way to say 'repost' ?

[–]dailyfusion 36 points37 points ago

damnit OP you really screwed the pooch here.

[–]Probable_Foreigner 82 points83 points ago

(x-post from r/funny)

Lost for words

[–]TheShader 15 points16 points ago

Classic Zach!

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

OK castle. Except Castle is never lost for words.

[–]AtrumTalio 33 points34 points ago

I think what really happened here was notsurewhatiam meant to post this to r/trees, and judging by his mess up, we can infer he was fairly under the influence.

Rock on, notsurewhatiam.

[–]sammychammy 0 points1 point ago

If his username was notsurewhereiam, then everything would be ok, right?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 35 points36 points ago

Video

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 7 points8 points ago

What is wrong with the left side of his face/neck? Looks like his ear was bleeding.

[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 13 points14 points ago

He probably just did like 4 too many pots, and now his body is acting up.

[–]GoKickYourself 2 points3 points ago

Never do 4 pots. I know a girl who knew this girl, who knew this girl, who new this guy's cousin who got into a coma.

[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 4 points5 points ago

Yeah man I heard about that guy. He had done so many pots that when he went to the hospital the doctors had to keep giving him more pots because he was addicted, and if he went into withdrawals he could have died.

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[–]IAmTheGodDamnDoctor 3 points4 points ago

no it isn't. I don't smoke, nor do i visit that sub. This is just a joke, not an inside joke.

Edit: I first heard the joke on WKUK

[–]iamarocketship 0 points1 point ago

Above the Influence facebook page. Read it, it's quite funny.

[–]Cthielael 1 point2 points ago

Lipstick

[–]DUbro 0 points1 point ago

so many lols thanks man

[–]TeleportUsedAbra 11 points12 points ago

Classic OP

[–]AtomicDeaths 20 points21 points ago

We don't all smoke pot in NC.

Oh my god my hands are melting...

[–]Ikimasen[!] 0 points1 point ago

They do in Wilmington.

[–]ididareddit 1 point2 points ago

Can I get a what what?

[–]uptwolait 0 points1 point ago

Well, in Wilkes County we do.

/copperhead road

[–]Darth_Noah 0 points1 point ago

and drink Moonshine.

[–]davincisbeard 0 points1 point ago

Whoa .. .Wilkes county. I used to live there. Do you know the guy that used to own Rigbys in Wilkesboro?

[–]_flying_cat_ 0 points1 point ago

Nope, not all of us...

[–]knobblyer 9 points10 points ago

So I'm guessing /r/Trees is either the x-post from or the destination. Either way OP is high as shit!

[–]lunchboxg4 13 points14 points ago

Yet this shit still gets upvotes.

[–]JerkyJuicer 4 points5 points ago

Hey wait a minute...

[–]show_me_ur_butthole 15 points16 points ago

I don't get why this is funny.

[–]LazloHollifeld 37 points38 points ago

welcome to /r/funny

[–]Alexbo8138 7 points8 points ago

Where everything is a repost and the points don't matter.

[–]da1564 0 points1 point ago

watch the video, it's a bit funnier that way. his stuff is usually funnier when he actually says it

[–]Clearly_Unimpressed 1 point2 points ago

I came here to ask how you x-posted from /r/funny apparently people beat me to it so I will now close this window.

[–]esosa233 1 point2 points ago

Oh! The x-post itself is the joke guys! Ha ha! You're hilarious.

[–]lakehousememory 1 point2 points ago

To bad they canceled bored to death :(

[–]imsophreshie 0 points1 point ago

No, it's pronounced "pat."

[–]StaRkill3rZ 0 points1 point ago

go pack

[–]ayePALINDROMEeye -1 points0 points ago

i just x-posted/x-posted this to r/funny

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ayePALINDROMEeye -1 points0 points ago

lol...best use of the eyes I have seen yet.

[–]clever_comment_here 0 points1 point ago

I must be the only person in here who doesn't know what "OP" means. It's a sad and lonely life...

[–]darkharlequin 1 point2 points ago

Original Poster, used in context referring to the person who started the thread.

[–]WyndMetal 0 points1 point ago

Actually it means Old Penis. That's why people keep saying "OP is a faggot" as in this post is so old that it's like shrivel-di-diveldie Old Penis.

[–]clever_comment_here 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir!

[–]Nathan561 0 points1 point ago

WE ARE FARMERS

[–]fractal7 -1 points0 points ago

How old is this repost again?

[–]gosuprobe 1 point2 points ago

classic repost (x-post from fucking everywhere)

[–]Keeler 0 points1 point ago

I'm moving to nc at the end of the week. Please let me come over Zach.

[–]AloeRP 0 points1 point ago

1000 fucking upvotes? I'm x-posting this again in a few days.

[–]gimelnus 1 point2 points ago

Has Zach been around long enough for anything regarding him to be classic?

[–]ethicks 0 points1 point ago

he never even said that in the interview.

[–]asdfghjklkipz -1 points0 points ago

You stole my post asshole. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t5yes/im_i_saying_this_right_pot/

[–]azekias 0 points1 point ago

Yes he did say that in the interview, i can confirm it, i was there. Maybe it was cut but he said it during the live taping.

After the show my friends and i walked behind in the alley behind the Kimmel theater, trying to sneak into the concert part that you need separate tickets for or w/e, anyway i turn around and right behind me is Zach and im like hush voice GUYS TURN AROUND LOOK, But before we could say hi security told us to leave =(

[–]Tonytarium 1 point2 points ago

Not even mad about the repost, classy.

[–]midbc -1 points0 points ago

fuck you OP you retarded repost whore

[–]Vranak 0 points1 point ago

Damn I was hoping for some Zachary H. Morris for a minute

[–]EjectNow -2 points-1 points ago

I was expecting Zack Morris. What a let down.

[–]ivan-a-tena -2 points-1 points ago

does OP stand for original poster?

[–]homer344 3 points4 points ago

oral penetration

[–]ivan-a-tena 2 points3 points ago

Shiet.

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