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[–]errorist 21 points22 points ago

I always win.

[–]NielAnblowme 5 points6 points ago

[–]vaio_s 0 points1 point ago

your 15 minutes begins.... now.

[–]FireFender 23 points24 points ago

Never backspace, never surrender!

[–]vahntitrio 0 points1 point ago

This is like when people post pictures of the worn out "WASD" on their keyboard. Worn out "S"? What a pussy.

[–]OTuama 37 points38 points ago

HOHO! Is funny because the title has typo in it! HOHO!

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[–]coolerderek 10 points11 points ago

I think you're missing the whole point of that comment

[–]Zachpeace15 4 points5 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]fairwayks -4 points-3 points ago

You're embarrassing yourself in a very pubic venue. Better quit while your ahead.

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

Poe's law here. Was that serious sounding comment with a grammatical error in it deliberate?

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

TWO errors actually. Will this help? ;-))

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

Aah good, and well done, I didn't notice the first one!

I think some people haven't caught on about the purpose of your comment, but I know.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

I'm conducting a social experiment to see who "gets" my subtleties and humor and who doesn't. I think it's hilarious how sometimes I get deluged with downvotes (mental image) and other times I get waaay more upvotes than I thought was even possible. Thanks for your reply!

EDIT: Thought I was talking to someone else; am bleary eyed. By the way, is "mate" (instead of "make") intentional?

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

Wait, I didn't get it? What was it then? I thought you were simply trying to make a serious sounding comment but putting in errors in which the OP was about. I didn't catch the main mistake, but the last your mate me realise what you were doing.

Also, I enjoy doing that too, but usually I mess around with the infamous pun threads which occur. I make either a really terrible one or a complex one, depending on my mood at the time. Not the same, but similar.

[–]wickedwild 6 points7 points ago

"It's up to us. We must expose and humilate American Errorists."

[–]reporrted 5 points6 points ago

We'll start with one. The war has just begun.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 6 points7 points ago

10/q0 wpuld read agai

[–]wickedwild 3 points4 points ago

oh yeaaah.

[–]Rudolphini 8 points9 points ago

Please No:

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

[–]Rawrjumping 9 points10 points ago

It's not a picture of just text, it's a picture of text on a piece of paper. How else would OP get his karma?

[–]BeMoreFunny 2 points3 points ago

You couldn't be more tight.

[–]shlomer 0 points1 point ago

im PRETTY SURE he could be more tight.

[–]SpeaksDwarren 2 points3 points ago

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 2 points3 points ago

YES! I came here to say that, but I'm just happy someone else knows the majesty of NOFX. Can't wait for the new album in September.

[–]SpeaksDwarren 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah!

War on Errorism was a little bit of a let-down, but still pretty good.

They're releasing a new album in September? Awesome!

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

American Errorists was a pretty good song, the album War on Errorism was pretty solid though. They have a new one called Self-Entitled coming out on September 11th

[–]SpeaksDwarren 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, totally spaced the album name there. It was solid, but it wasn't amazing like I hoped it'd be.

Know anything about the album, or just that it's coming out?

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

I knew what you meant. So for the new album 2 tracks were released in an ep about a month ago (those being She Didn't lose her baby, and My Step Dad's a cop and my Mom's a Dom). Another couple tracks have been released to YouTube like Ronny and Mags, and I believe in Godess. Just YouTube them, they're all up there. I have to say, in my opinion She didnt lose her baby is the best track so far. Hope that was helpful

[–]SpeaksDwarren 0 points1 point ago

Been listening to them for a bit now, fucking love them.

[–]Bass_Drop 2 points3 points ago

American Errorist.

I love you if you know what that means. And if you don't, you're tacky and I hate you.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

We must expose, humiliate American Errorists. Let's start with one!

[–]Bass_Drop 1 point2 points ago

The war has just begun!

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

props

[–]Bass_Drop 0 points1 point ago

It's Hefe's birthday today. That explains August 8th.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 0 points1 point ago

No way! I always thought it way a reference to Garcia dying (even though it's a day off). That's sick. I can't wait for self-entitled in September. You wouldn't be seeing them at Riotfest are you?

[–]Bass_Drop 1 point2 points ago

Nope I live in Kansas. :( Plus I'm only 15... But yeah, Ronnie and Mags, and She Didn't Lose Her Baby, sound really good.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 1 point2 points ago

Well done, that's when I started listening to them (still am at 20).

[–]MineWiz 0 points1 point ago

I also hate them. Peiple who don'r correct thiwr mistakes are stipid.

[–]YouListening 6 points7 points ago

I'll translate for those of you who can't read the previous man's post.

Pipe whom donor correct this mistakes ate stipend.

[–]SelcouthFish 7 points8 points ago

Thanks Bing.

[–]dweeb_ 0 points1 point ago

If everyone were careful and not mistaking the world bes perfect!

[–]magister_docendi 1 point2 points ago

Either that or the auto-cucumber is Victorians

[–]crack_rocks 0 points1 point ago

Terrorist win.

[–]Nobody15 2 points3 points ago

Errorists win.

FTFY

[–]unicorn_can_dance13 1 point2 points ago

not sure if irony, or genius...

[–]dweeb_ 1 point2 points ago

I want to say genius.

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

I want you to say irony.

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

Heil GrammarHitler!

[–]Aregular89 1 point2 points ago

The war on errorism

[–]stillsoon 1 point2 points ago

In reddit, counter-errorists win.

[–]Ebx3x 0 points1 point ago

They even get you on grammar to

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Your not going to fool me with that one.

[–]Ebx3x 0 points1 point ago

So close

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Well I gues's this thread has seen it's best days.

[–]Ebx3x 0 points1 point ago

You sir made a grammatical error in your comment

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Hey man you be dissing my personal grammar style. I do what I want. You aint' the boss of I.

[–]Ebx3x 0 points1 point ago

That was just taken to a whole nother level touché

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Here you have witnessed the true power of Grammaristics. Dont' tell anyone.

[–]Ebx3x 0 points1 point ago

Mind is currently blown :0

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Here's hoping for your mind to be unblown soon (takes a chug of Mike's Hard Lemonade)

Thanks for listening to my shitty grammar artistry :-P

[–]Joke_Getter 0 points1 point ago

I know what you're thinking, but don't put this on a t-shirt and wear it outside in public. It's fucking retarded.

[–]Danekero 0 points1 point ago

itt: people thinking they're hilarious by making intentional typos

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Some people are cunting linguists

[–]jamintime 1 point2 points ago

I ate typos

FTFY

[–]MrPuns123 -1 points0 points ago

I wonder how many people down voted this just because the title

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

Just because the title what?

[–]aspbergerinparadise -1 points0 points ago

l2imgur

[–]mnzor 0 points1 point ago

Impossible to read the last line without the CS-voice...

[–]itacopornv3 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if typo in the picture

Or op did that on purpose

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

IT WAS A PHOTOSHOPPED

[–]lordboon69 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, my eyes are bleeding!

[–]underpaidorphan 0 points1 point ago

Some professor has this on his/her door at my job at ASU. Had I known something so stupid could have gotten me 1000+ upvotes...

Captain Hindsight

[–]wouldyoukindly 0 points1 point ago

Around the world, thousands of Facebook statuses are suddenly changed to this.

[–]rick_22 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because in portuguese, mistakes are "erros"

Errorists, got it? Too late :(

[–]Errorizer 0 points1 point ago

I loove typos

[–]GluonJetPilot 0 points1 point ago

I have Typo A blood

[–]icarus95 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure there should be a [sic] right there. Because puns are funny, that's why!

[–]MrTemple 0 points1 point ago

Every time you correct grammar/spelling, the editerrorists win.

[–]ReVo5000 -1 points0 points ago

[–]hoole88 1 point2 points ago

i felt compelled to check if A was next to S on the keyboard to make sure your typo was valid... I decided that I need to get out more.