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[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 32 points33 points ago

[–]stuffandorthings 2 points3 points ago

Beakman, with his MAGICAL QUEEF MACHINE is totally ready for Bill.

[–]coolerderek 0 points1 point ago

relevant user name?

[–]storms0831 63 points64 points ago

[–]wiithepiiple 15 points16 points ago

O GOD NIGHTMARES!!!

[–]Roxxer 5 points6 points ago

[–]bardfaust 8 points9 points ago

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 4 points5 points ago

...

[–]bardfaust 9 points10 points ago

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand I'm spent.

[–]g1bb0n 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure who does that better. Him or Nick cage?

[–]ky321 10 points11 points ago

Dat lip bite.

[–]hiptarded 19 points20 points ago

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 14 points15 points ago

Oh my

[–]Iarechristopher 2 points3 points ago

hellooooooooooooo.....

[–]Platform117 8 points9 points ago

I watched that longer than i'm proud of just waiting for the thing to pop.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was getting bigger.

[–]Streetsurfr 14 points15 points ago

I'm gonna spray my science all over your face

[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 8 points9 points ago

Bill Nye, the twelfth doctor.

[–]Kristsilvershade 0 points1 point ago

This. Needs. To. Be. Real. . . . ANY GOOD FANFIC WRITERS IN THE HOUSE?

[–]Haust 6 points7 points ago

Oh God. Imagining that as Bill Nye when he was nothing more than a sperm. It's both awe inspiring and nightmare inducing.

[–]DforDrew 9 points10 points ago

[–]downwithxpc 6 points7 points ago

Childhood ruined.

[–]reawaken29 6 points7 points ago

He's using the thumb and middle finger technique. Very classy.

[–]N8CCRG 4 points5 points ago

Reddit is now a purple balloon?

[–]samkrisbeck 4 points5 points ago

shouldn't he have a lab assistant to help him do that?

[–]Bluekewlade 2 points3 points ago

Not what I expected the Science Guy's O-face to look like...

[–]LTdan87 2 points3 points ago

Is Bill Nye making fun of the awkward handjobs that girls give us guys?

[–]SicilianDeathMatch 2 points3 points ago

Right in the childhood...

[–]beatleschick111 2 points3 points ago

This gave me an awkward lady-boner....

[–]Secrete_Persona 1 point2 points ago

is that like a regular dude boner?

[–]beatleschick111 0 points1 point ago

Not exactly. It's the woman equivalent. There's nothing there, but I can feel it...

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

I meant the awkward part.

[–]beatleschick111 0 points1 point ago

Oh, its awkward that I'm turned on by Bill Nye the Science Guy.... Rubbing a balloon...

[–]Secrete_Persona 1 point2 points ago

Nothing awkward about it, that is some sexy shit. (Straight guy here)

[–]beatleschick111 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha, that just made my day! But seriously. Dat lip bite;)

[–]exxocet 1 point2 points ago

u 2 should get a room

[–]VadersGonnaVade 2 points3 points ago

[–]FloobLord 1 point2 points ago

That is not the title I would have chosen.

[–]Demeter_of_New[S] 0 points1 point ago

What would you have chosen?

[–]dkianian 2 points3 points ago

BRAZZERS: Now with SCIENCE!

[–]Romanator3000 0 points1 point ago

Don't know if I would have opened it...

[–]Demeter_of_New[S] 0 points1 point ago

How... Original.

[–]GenericOnlineName 0 points1 point ago

Just look at that concentration.

[–]t0k4 1 point2 points ago

TIL Boll NYE has won 19 Emmy Awards.

[–]WombatDominator 7 points8 points ago

Bollololol

[–]t0k4 2 points3 points ago

The Indian version of Bill.

[–]jalyssah 0 points1 point ago

well there goes me ever looking at that show the same way....

[–]WimzicalStranger 0 points1 point ago

This is every young 90's kids dream.

[–]Unshackledai 1 point2 points ago

Its horrible.....but I cant.....stop.....watching.....

[–]kohai44 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else find themselves watching longer than necessary expecting something else to happen?

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

IT'S A PUN!

[–]Calquon 0 points1 point ago

Science, Sexual Innuendos and a Pun! You sir are going places.

[–]TheKikiDangee 0 points1 point ago

Right in the fucking childhood.

[–]OnlyAMuffin 0 points1 point ago

... my.. my childhood.

[–]youreuglyasfu 1 point2 points ago

I'm an idiot. I sat there watching it for 10 minuets thinking that every time he rubbed the balloon, it expanded a little.

[–]Iarechristopher 0 points1 point ago

Keep going....I'm about to pop!

[–]lordboon69 1 point2 points ago

Up vote just for the title's wordplay

[–]abend954 0 points1 point ago

nah... you'll just go blind.

[–]heartsandhugs 0 points1 point ago

I remember watching this in 8th grade science...

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

He's Bill Nye. He knows exactly what it looks like. The key is not letting on to it.

[–]BCBudMan 0 points1 point ago

I watched that for way too long

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

ssssciiieenncee!!!!

[–]nyeisin 0 points1 point ago

My moment has arrived. Feels good!

[–]Fat_Ladette 0 points1 point ago

At first I giggled like a child, then I realised I was watching it for longer then I should. Now I'm slightly aroused by it...What the F is wrong with me?

[–]funny_haha 0 points1 point ago

just look at that concentration!

[–]freakover 0 points1 point ago

Had this in the background upon seeing this GIF

[–]quirky2themax 0 points1 point ago

Watch this gif and listen to 'animal' by Miike Snow... amazing.

[–]dubmountain 0 points1 point ago

Oh you bastard

[–]SkyBrother834 0 points1 point ago

Clicked this while listening to Benny Benassi's "Satisfaction". Same rhythm. Made it way funnier.

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean "poke a Nye"?

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

I came.

[–]Romanator3000 0 points1 point ago

I saw

[–]robosmrf -1 points0 points ago

That is exactly what I do while watching Neil deGrasse Tyson on Nova.

[–]biffbobsen 2 points3 points ago

You rub a balloon?

[–]lolwat_o_O 0 points1 point ago

o_O

...

*zip*

The shit I have to put up with...

*fap, fap, fap, fap*

[–]nottooshabbyatall -2 points-1 points ago

How the fuck does this have so many upvotes?

[–]Demeter_of_New[S] 7 points8 points ago

It's Bill Nye, a god among Reddit, who appears to be jacking off a balloon with a creepy lip bite.

[–]nottooshabbyatall -2 points-1 points ago

I know, I up voted. Personally, I just wanted a comment from the admin. I can die now :')

[–]beastlamb 1 point2 points ago

please

[–]nottooshabbyatall 1 point2 points ago

Didn't think anyone would buy it anyway