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[–]silent_p 27 points28 points ago

Alright, here is my attempt to advocate in favour of this strip: It's funny because it evokes imagery that could easily have some actual meaning. It could mean she sees herself as a confident, assertive, passionate, and lovable person. It could mean she walks the line between being adorable and being frightening. It becomes funny because it is such a ridiculous dramatic statement without a context for the dramatic tone, or the kind of ridiculous symbolism. It's a non sequitur, meant to make the reader feel like they walked in at a weird moment in the conversation. Humour is derived from the brain sort of "thrashing" to imagine possible contexts where this would have made sense.

[–]phone_scissors_pen 18 points19 points ago

You must be a high school english teacher.

[–]silent_p 9 points10 points ago

No, but I come from a whole family of high school English teachers...

I swore I wouldn't become like them...

[–]Coloneljesus 7 points8 points ago

And look at you now...

[–]Kogledk 2 points3 points ago

That is the best post I have read all day. The mere fact that you are able to accurately articulate why the image is funny makes me hard. Bravo.

[–]BallroomBallerina 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Somehow it was suddenly humerous after reading your post when it was not before. Kudos!

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

I was the same way with coffee. I never liked it until somebody actually sat down and taught me how it was meant to be enjoyed.

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[–]silent_p 13 points14 points ago

I'm sorry the humour did not achieve your standards, diarrhea guzzler.

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[–]RustBrotherOne 0 points1 point ago

You sound really angry which in turn makes you sound like an asshole. It is a shame that that is the image you are going for here on reddit, but then again your user name is diarrhea guzzler. So I suppose expecting you to act like a kind and considerate person would be too much.

I sincearly hope that you have a nice day, but I also hope that you learn some manners as well. Goodbye, diarrhea guzzler... You may wan't to reconsider the way you spend your time.

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[–]RustBrotherOne -1 points0 points ago

Did I say anything about downvoting? Nope. I was talking about your personality, you twat. You are rude and inconsiderate, two personality traits that nobody enjoys being around. Whatever your personal issues are, frankly, nobody cares. Just take them elsewhere.

Later, jackass.

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[–]RustBrotherOne 0 points1 point ago

nope. I was sincere. have a nice day and go away now little troll.

[–]Stratocaster89 2 points3 points ago

I'd use the word humour loosely.

[–]SnakeSnakeSnakeSna 1 point2 points ago

Or its just not funny

[–]pacoliketaco 5 points6 points ago

Is this from the same artist as Tiny Train and Tiny Hippo?

[–]souponastick 8 points9 points ago

It's from Sebastien Millon: http://www.sebastienmillon.com/

My favorite is "Little Owlie Loves a Fat Beat". It's a mini owl wearing head phones.

[–]pacoliketaco 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing. Thanks for the link!

[–]ATwig 2 points3 points ago

Poorly Drawn Lines?

Possibly, but I couldn't find it in the archive...

[–]pacoliketaco 3 points4 points ago

It just looked similar and had text that reminded me of the same kind of humor as that artist.

[–]KoalaBomb 1 point2 points ago

Dunno, Tiny Hippo was pretty hilarious.

[–]Dick_Serious 7 points8 points ago

Oh hey another very not funny thing with 6 gazillion upvotes.

[–]Secretly_a_Bear 2 points3 points ago

When I look in the mirror I only see a person. Just a person. Nothing else. Yep.

[–]marvelous_molester 13 points14 points ago

it's funny because it's random. except for the fact that it's not funny.

[–]cwumed 1 point2 points ago

OMG GUYZ IM SO RANDOM <3

[–]TearHugger 4 points5 points ago

lik if u cry everyim <3

[–]cc33 1 point2 points ago

If yu lik it means luv god 99% of ppl wont

[–]trogdor5 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny in the past 3 weeks has been worse than usual...normally the top posts are at least interesting..

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Top comments all seem to be saying how un-humorous it is. So... who are these simple minded people upvoting this to the front page?

[–]N8CCRG 12 points13 points ago

Add this to the list of entries on /r/funny that aren't funny.

[–]philosoraptocopter 7 points8 points ago

TO THE FRONT PAGE

[–]TearHugger 1 point2 points ago

[–]ChineseSweatPants 0 points1 point ago

wat.

[–]dmasa 2 points3 points ago

Lame as fuck.

[–]hiiammaddie 2 points3 points ago

This isnt even funny

[–]mahimahi111 0 points1 point ago

idk y, but i substituted bear for panda..i like it better that way

[–]cwumed -1 points0 points ago

How's high school goin?

[–]mahimahi111 0 points1 point ago

college* and fine, thank you

[–]jeffcrab 1 point2 points ago

That's weird, that looks exactly like what was in my mirror this morning.

[–]Grebsie 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bearshoes5 0 points1 point ago

needs shoes.

[–]xheylove 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I heard this in Ice Cubes voice?

[–]tommyproer 0 points1 point ago

So she is annie from league of legends?

[–]darya521 0 points1 point ago

I can see this in Harry Potter....

[–]thedreamings 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha... oh wait, that's not funny.

[–]Hcanimals 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if I can become funny by making ridiculous statements and putting pictures to them.

[–]bpeters1 0 points1 point ago

BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY

[–]Sheldy13 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]sketchy12314 0 points1 point ago

That aint no bear. That's muthafuckin blue Wubbzy

[–]Stratocaster89 0 points1 point ago

Every comment stating how poor this post is, yet it somehow its made the front page? What on earth is going on.

[–]Plexicraft 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a shirt your step dad would buy you from K Mart.

[–]beatusfeatus 0 points1 point ago

Is there a series of these? I swear I saw another one with a unicorn, instead of a bear.

Nevermind

[–]RustBrotherOne -1 points0 points ago

Welp, i found it funny.

[–]zebriddy 1 point2 points ago

I love Sebastien Millon, what a legend! never saw this pic before though, thanks :)

[–]moopymitchell 0 points1 point ago

Is this supposed to be funny?

[–]Lizzomega 0 points1 point ago

Sebastion Millon

[–]shifty1776 0 points1 point ago

[–]natehg 0 points1 point ago

this is one of the most pointless thing i have ever seen in my entire life. What a waste of time.

[–]fack9gag -1 points0 points ago

Gangsta*

[–]hbckada -4 points-3 points ago

Item #: SCP-2574

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Features: SCP-2574 must be contained in the home it was found, located at [DATA EXPUNGED] North Carolina. Attempts by Foundation personnel to move the item resulted in [REDACTED], and the deaths of --- Agents. SCP-2574 requires around the clock surveillance, and no fewer than two (2) Armed Agents guarding the single entrance at all times. Agents must rotate every three (3) hours in shifts, and must be transferred to another assignment after no less than two (2) months pending outcome of psychiatric evaluation.

Description: SCP-2574 was located after the local authorities found the occupants of the home stuffed in [REDACTED]. Foundation personnel purchased the home and surrounding land, and Class A amnesiac was administered.

SCP-2574 is a mirror, of a style common in the early early 1900s, but with no discernible markings of any kind that could be linked to a known manufacturer. When a person looks into the mirror, they are shown to be a blue teddy bear touting modern day weaponry and wearing ornate jewelry. The image depicted in the mirror seems to imitate the deepest longings of the test subject, and their taste in music. Use only D-Class personnel to test this per orders from Site 16 Director Fury.

If a subject looks too long into the mirror, varying in time from slightly over on minute to fifteen minutes, the bear steps out of the mirror, grabbing the subject and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Once the subject is terminated, the bear goes back into the mirror and disappears. The bear cannot be seem in the mirror by observing personnel until the point where it steps out into our plane. Attempts to save the subject have resulted in [REDACTED], and the deaths of --- Foundation Agents.

Addendum: Incident 345-6 has resulted in a petition to change the classification from Euclid to Keter. Since the anomaly did not return to the mirror, and began "singing" rap music, it has been deemed hazardous to anyone within earshot, and could destroy all vestiges of good music within months if left unchecked. The entire site has since been closed off and wiped clean by [DATA EXPUNGED].

[–]AkGirl27 -1 points0 points ago

I think this is what happens to those suburbanite boys who think listening to rap and wearing their pants down past their plaid boxers qualifies them with street cred. I still think we should take all those little boys and dump them in a real ghetto and then see how thug they think they are.

[–]rovect 0 points1 point ago

Huh?