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[–]XCoNGAMMA 142 points143 points ago

The ole' Sweaty balls dunk n dive

[–]Rexono 51 points52 points ago

SPOILERS: if you watch the full video on youtube they makeout at the end.

actually this might be a separate case of japenese wrestling being rather gay...

[–]PuroMichoacan[S] 30 points31 points ago

Hmmm yeah...nah... too much fucking internet for me today.

[–]AceEightWins 7 points8 points ago

Japan and fetishes...they can cater to ANYONE.

[–]dopebob 8 points9 points ago

It's not really a fetish, it's just crazy Japanese humour. Those guys often wrestle in a company called DDT. On their shows they've had matches were people wrestle dolls and others with grown men against 13 year old girls, it's fantastically insane.

[–]AceEightWins 7 points8 points ago

On their shows they've had matches were people wrestle dolls and others with grown men against 13 year old girls, it's fantastically insane.

right...not really a fetish...

[–]dopebob 7 points8 points ago

IT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

[–]allwaysnice 4 points5 points ago

This is a classic case of "showing someone the music you like"; it seems fine alone, but when you show it to someone else...

[–]PrecisionDan 2 points3 points ago

"Wrestling" with 13 year old girls...

[–]Sunny-Z 1 point2 points ago

They should pull a plastic sheet over Japan and just rename it Fetish Island.

[–]PuroMichoacan[S] 2 points3 points ago

Me Asusta!

[–]PeanutButterChicken 0 points1 point ago

What would happen to the 99% of people who have no idea this kind of stuff exists?

[–]Psirix 21 points22 points ago

[–]DallasTruther 6 points7 points ago

Dude that turned me on.

[–]katluvr33 9 points10 points ago

[–]drftgto 4 points5 points ago

Wait a second...at 7:34, is that Han from Tokyo Drift?!?!

[–]hurdur1 2 points3 points ago

Ok, it got a little too gay for me at around six minutes. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[–]Rexono 3 points4 points ago

[–]MergeTheBands 2 points3 points ago

There are children in that audience. Small children.

[–]EclipseKirby 2 points3 points ago

May as well. Some Japanese wrestlers are children. There's nothing remotely sane about Japanese wrestling.

[–]dopebob 1 point2 points ago

Damn, Tozawa looks so different there

[–]Pixelatedcow1 1 point2 points ago

That was some quality masterpiece theater.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

I stopped watching when he started buttraping the other guy.

[–]eddz423 0 points1 point ago

[–]HurriKaneDeck 15 points16 points ago

I browse reddit in between Street Fighter matches on GGPO. And right as I read that, I switched back and my opponent had switched Zangief. Fuuuuuu

[–]HetfieldJ 5 points6 points ago

Japanese in the title bring a smile onto my face even before actually viewing it.

[–]iutiashev101 11 points12 points ago

is that the one where they use a dummy and pretend its a real person? @_@

[–]Ariomon 36 points37 points ago

Yes, his name is YOSHIHIKO. The guy wrestling him is Kenny Omega, who has also wrestled a 9-year-old girl.

[–]MTLDAD 11 points12 points ago

Little girl is quite the talented worker there.

[–]llDuffmanll 5 points6 points ago

Okay, I lol'd at this part.

[–]savetheforrest0 4 points5 points ago

She DROPPED there though. I was thoroughly impressed.

[–]Ryswick 0 points1 point ago

His face afterwards is hilarious, I think I've seen it as a gif before.

[–]Pheonixi3 6 points7 points ago

[–]BlueMunky 13 points14 points ago

This is how I make love to my wife.

[–]elbruce 8 points9 points ago

By an amazing coincidence, this is how I make love to your wife as well.

[–]CWeebs 2 points3 points ago

As bluemunky's I can confirm elbruce's comment.

[–]CWeebs 2 points3 points ago

BlueMunky's wife*. I mean, it's not like he owns me. I do the undy DDT with all my boyfriends.

[–]BlueMunky 1 point2 points ago

You got a genuine laugh out of me, my upvote sir, take it.

[–]PuroMichoacan[S] 2 points3 points ago

Shame you're at the bottom but you made me laugh.

[–]PuroMichoacan[S] 11 points12 points ago

Can someone name this move?

[–]Captain_d00m 18 points19 points ago

Danshoku Driver, the finishing move of Danshoku Dino, a comedy wrestler who plays a gay character.

[–]DrascaL 4 points5 points ago

Penis Piledriver.

[–]Kyle0123 3 points4 points ago

Testicular terminator

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[–]VFTM2012 3 points4 points ago

Piledriver*

EDIT: The deleted comment said "we call this a powerbomb where I come from" or something to that extent. I am not trying to name this a piledriver(even though it is a modified one). It's the Danshoku Driver.

[–]Hakker 56 points57 points ago

Japanese wrestling is amazing. Its all staged like american wrestling, but it doesn't take itself seriously whatsoever, so they make it completely over the top in that uniquely Japanese way.

[–]BarelyReal 36 points37 points ago

Well the Japanese DO take wrestling seriously. You have two extreme ends in the over the top wacky product and the serious athletic product. When pro wrestling is serious they don't dwell on it being "fake" and embrace it more as a show of determination and spirit.

[–]CaptainDickPuncher 13 points14 points ago

Another important point to mention is that their wacky over the top stuff is largely a satirical take on how they view American pro wrestling. And also they definitely do take it seriously. To expand on your point it is seen as much more of a legitimate sport and it is pretty closely linked to MMA over there or at least has been at times

[–]DrascaL 5 points6 points ago

I believe Japan has a history of staged combat so Pro-Wrestling is taken pretty seriously over there.

[–]CaptainDickPuncher 1 point2 points ago

that's a very salient point

[–]dopebob 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say this, NOAH is really serious

[–]septicdeath 3 points4 points ago

going to NOAH tonight at Korakuen Hall ;) woo! The benefits of living in Tokyo!

[–]Rukita 0 points1 point ago

Living in Tokyo is like living inside the Internet itself. Except 10x more intelligent and 20x more polite.

[–]Lusy 2 points3 points ago

Actually, the Japanese are notorious for taking their pro-wrestling extra seriously. Google "Japanese strong style." While it's certainly true that they have comedy matches such as this one, the product as a whole is presented much more seriously and much more like a real sport than it is over here.

[–]Prinzern 4 points5 points ago

So thier wrestling is like thier porn?

[–]christballs 27 points28 points ago

Now that a real dick move.

[–]TehWut 25 points26 points ago

why the shlong face?

I'll show myself out...

[–]DrewTuber 7 points8 points ago

That comment took some real balls to make.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House -3 points-2 points ago

Great. Another pun thread. Wonder how long it will ve before someone comes along and cocks it all up...

[–]xxpvtjokerxx 2 points3 points ago

Free Willy guys amirite?

[–]Pheonixi3 6 points7 points ago

I see what you dickbutt there!

(you may not know this, but there's a delicious hidden sexual innuendo in the fifth word!)

[–]Airdawg316 8 points9 points ago

I don't think anybody still reading this thread can count that high.

[–]DomoInMySoup 4 points5 points ago

Hey fuck you. I CAN count to dickbutt.

Ass.

[–]PublicFriendemy 0 points1 point ago

Hur hur hur.

Poo-poo.

[–]elbruce 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, these pun threads are completely and totally pointless, so let's not do them anymore penis.

[–]BlueMunky 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you got your answer. Penis.

[–]chriss1111 8 points9 points ago

The whole time I was just wondering what would have happened if his dong ended up under the guys head during the drop.. shudders

[–]purplestOfPlatypuses 6 points7 points ago

Not an issue. Trust me.

[–]SimplePhantom 9 points10 points ago

"Slap! Thrust!.....Here, take a look at my penis........" its a trap!

[–]slw1234 4 points5 points ago

It looks like the other guy went down there willingly.

[–]cevo 11 points12 points ago

Japanese Jack Black?

[–]TheMitchofEffingham 2 points3 points ago

[–]clamdog -3 points-2 points ago

came here to ask this. thank you.

[–]leessang00 3 points4 points ago

Supaaaaa Dicku Driversuuuuu!!

[–]h3rpad3rp 3 points4 points ago

Thats almost as gay as Greco-Roman wrestling.... Almost.

[–]caspissinclair 2 points3 points ago

But not as gay as Hard Gay

[–]arl5240 1 point2 points ago

Didn't think wrestling could get any cheesier

[–]jjesusfreak01 4 points5 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight...

[–]goatboy156 3 points4 points ago

and people say wrestling is fake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRS3h9hbsxM

[–]dadon41 6 points7 points ago

wat.

[–]bonerjohnson 4 points5 points ago

I think it's called the

DickDriver

[–]GlowStickMoshPit 7 points8 points ago

Surprise butt sex!

[–]flyhighboy 6 points7 points ago

How Surprise butt sex ???

[–]GlowStickMoshPit 4 points5 points ago

When he humps him in the butt.

[–]Axolotile 3 points4 points ago

sure is summer in here

[–]Oknogo 2 points3 points ago

He should dress up like a panda

[–]Joest23 2 points3 points ago

Japanese wrestling is awesome. They are much more about the theatre of it than western wrestling. It makes for some really entertaining stuff.

That, and they're Japanese and do things that are absolutely bonkers.

Also, plug for /r/SquaredCircle.

[–]PercyChuggs 2 points3 points ago

It's no Misawa and Kobashi exchanging top-rope-to-floor-outside Exploders, but it'll do nicely. Have an upvote.

[–]septicdeath 0 points1 point ago

Have an up vote just for mentioning Misawa and Kobashi

[–]StayCheesy 2 points3 points ago

Who says wrestling is staged?!

[–]djtodd242 3 points4 points ago

Riho is a better wrestler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lC88Op6cJo

[–]hebl -1 points0 points ago

That turned out to be pretty boring for something involving Japanese...

[–]reverend234 2 points3 points ago

He basically swan dived his face into that crotch.

[–]nosrettap 2 points3 points ago

The funniest part to me is the nod he gives when the guys falls in. Like "Yup! Just like I planned!"

[–]fear_of_government 2 points3 points ago

I...just... Got a boner

[–]freejumps 2 points3 points ago

NEEDS MORE YOSHIHIKO (The inflatable wrestler)

[–]allwaysnice 1 point2 points ago

Oh good lord, the fact that he got that inflatable wrestler to flip HIM over is hilarious.

Edit:
AND FINISHED WITH THE KINIKU BUSTER! XD

[–]glenlikespie 1 point2 points ago

Because who wouldn't want to use some sweaty dude's head to pound their own balls into the ground?

[–]Sane333 1 point2 points ago

He's a fuckin' kangaroo!

[–]Holysole 1 point2 points ago

What. The. Eff....

[–]DaveFishBulb 1 point2 points ago

Is one of them called Hard Gay by any chance?

[–]bonbonbomber 1 point2 points ago

Danshoku Dino vs Masa Takanashi! Nice :)

[–]mmm8_snake 1 point2 points ago

Who writes this shit!!

[–]Shimokurasaka 1 point2 points ago

At the very end, look closely.

[–]cheeboe 1 point2 points ago

waiting for tentacles...

[–]stufff 1 point2 points ago

I think this is fake, maybe.

[–]TheHumanMe 1 point2 points ago

I would say they're keeping it fresh........but no, balls are never fresh. They are only ripe.

[–]loop123456 1 point2 points ago

ripe

[–]TheHumanMe 1 point2 points ago

rip

[–]gordo65 1 point2 points ago

That's why I don't wrestle.

[–]Kozik57 1 point2 points ago

By my calculations he will return and land right over... here! Steps forward, opens hatch

[–]Nayko 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting tentacles.

[–]cordoroy 1 point2 points ago

who turned the lights out...wait? what is that on the back of my head?

[–]argothesame 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd

[–]Uncle_Creepy123 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]Dark1000 1 point2 points ago

About as wtf as WWE.

[–]khleed 1 point2 points ago

where r u?

[–]Duderino316 1 point2 points ago

Es todo OP, directo a la pagina principal!

[–]PuroMichoacan[S] 1 point2 points ago

¿Que onda mi Duderino316? acá andamos.

[–]DwwwD 1 point2 points ago

Implying there is such a thing as quality wrestling

[–]whymyty 1 point2 points ago

japanese gif

[–]mith_olorin 1 point2 points ago

I love the japanese. They are so fucking weird :)))

[–]QueenCole 1 point2 points ago

That's the fattest asian I've ever seen.

[–]hurdur1 1 point2 points ago

I was not disappointed!

[–]ivan-a-tena 1 point2 points ago

that guy has the longest dick ive ever seen in my life. holy shit.

[–]DubstepCoder 1 point2 points ago

At least there was plenty of breathing room in there.

[–]SDSKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

Would I fuck smash a man's head on the ground so close to my meatsnack.

[–]Idocreating 1 point2 points ago

It's when wrestling is being blatantly fake that it's at it's most entertaining.

[–]RoadWarriorX 1 point2 points ago

cue the Michael Buffer voice:

POWWWWWEEEER TEEEEEE-BAAAAAGGGGG!

[–]freejumps 1 point2 points ago

NEEDS MORE YOSHIHIKO (The inflatable wrestler)

[–]whoknows78 1 point2 points ago

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

so not any more believable than our shit huh?

[–]Shakahs 1 point2 points ago

Leave it to Japan to take it to the next level.

[–]zleuth 1 point2 points ago

I clamor for more of this! WTF Japan? Share some fucking crazy!

[–]Tastygroove 1 point2 points ago

They figure... Why deny the obvious homo-eroticism...

[–]veigarthor 0 points1 point ago

This is more real than American wrestling.

[–]MikFish 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't that hurt his barrs?

[–]GusS10 0 points1 point ago

Up vote if you cry yourself to sleep everynight

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

Surprise butt sex!

[–]Beta254 0 points1 point ago

Balls to you

[–]elefantesta 1 point2 points ago

It is so good!!

Reminds me of May Flores or Pimpinela Escarlata, so good!!!

[–]elefantesta 1 point2 points ago

Maybe in some years when they master the fighting techniques the Japanese can fight in Mexican Lucha Libre, they seem to have the spirit. yeiii.

[–]daerokos 0 points1 point ago

i actually won my first high school fight this way.

[–]Condiegov -1 points0 points ago

It's more like live porn

[–]Hustie -1 points0 points ago

57% of all weird shit comes from Japan. Look it up.

[–]Oknogo 0 points1 point ago

He should dress up like a panda

[–]Dl33t 1 point2 points ago

Can some one post that seal cartoon saying gayyyyyyy.

[–]fabulousphablet 0 points1 point ago

That is a fucking dangerous move for the person performing it. For a fake sport, that could end up being a seriously painful injury.

[–]naruo7 0 points1 point ago