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[–]HeyDrew 105 points106 points ago

spoilers

Also, "two police officers went looking for an old guy in town, and now it's getting dark. I, the pregnant wife who has contributed nothing but sleep with them both, will go for a drive to save them."

[–]LongJohnSilverspoon 41 points42 points ago

Yeah, okay, you got me on that one.. Came here to ramble on about how the 2nd season isn't just what OP suggested, but you pretty much just captured it... His family sigh is the most anoying people ever! He keeps them safe, but she screws around and the wife and the son apparently have a competition going on who has most close calls or who dies first.. STAY AT THE F'ing CAMP!

[–]Jtsunami 19 points20 points ago

yea wtf..3 guys armed w/ guns (* who weren't in any danger) and this pregnant woman thinks she can save them w/ a single revolver.

i just..i wanted her to die so bad.

[–]i_4got 14 points15 points ago

Maybe this will brighten your day.

SPOILERS!!

If the producers choose to follow the comic book closely, Lori will die.

[–]saj1jr 7 points8 points ago

This.

The only problem is, if the pace of the show continues like like, it'd be 20 seasons until she's dead on the show. I don't think she gets killed til like comic 70 or higher? The show is at, what, like comic 15? lol

[–]thevdude 4 points5 points ago

She gets killed at the prison, which is just over the hill. The show isn't following the comics other than large plot points (like prison I hope)

[–]Fargeen_Bastich 2 points3 points ago

SPOILERS: Issue 48. The show is closest to issue 12 but you can't go by that. They were only at the farm for 2 1/2 issues of the comic instead of a whole season before they find the prison. Still, I agree, the tv series has a lot to cover before they get to Lori

[–]Blackrabite 0 points1 point ago

It's at the end of the prison arc, and next season is both the Prison and Woodbury. Chances are it will happen at the end of season 3 as the big finale.

[–]chuckychub 0 points1 point ago

no there not. Glen mazzara already said that the prison arcs going into season 4.

[–]Jtsunami 0 points1 point ago

oh yea i can't wait!

the comics are much better imo, much crazier!

[–]Indexee 1 point2 points ago

God I hope so. I hated her in Prison Break, too. It's not even her character, I just fucking hate her as a person. So fucking annoying.

[–]vikram13 0 points1 point ago

You did brighten my day. Thank you!

[–]MrDerpleton 2 points3 points ago

I laughed when that car flipped over. Like, for 5 minutes before I could start watching again, and even then I missed some "plot".

[–]cephalopod11 9 points10 points ago

The first time a woman drives in the show, and probably the last.

[–]wanderso24 75 points76 points ago

I'm pretty sure the majority of the season was them on a farm...not as exciting as this gif

[–]Aquagoat 16 points17 points ago

Fuck man, Hershel and all his drama was so boring. Gave me the Hershel Squirts, if you know what I mean.

[–]durant0s 29 points30 points ago

No, I'm not sure that I do.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 25 points26 points ago

HE WANTS YOU TO SHIT ON HIS CHEST.

[–]Eaglesnumber1 141 points142 points ago

Seriously Carl has been the cause of just about every death in season 2

[–]Jaccington 80 points81 points ago

Fuck you carl! FUCK YOU TO HELL.

[–]samneu6 69 points70 points ago

CARL GET THE FUCK IN THE HOUSE

[–]EntingFantastic 18 points19 points ago

THINK ABOUT IT THOUGHT ABOUT IT THINK ABOUT IT THOUGHT ABOUT IT

[–]ExecutiveChimp 0 points1 point ago

'measkya sumthin

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 5 points6 points ago

MIND YOUR MA

[–]HolyCornHolio 1 point2 points ago

CCCCAAARRRLLL!!

[–]MostToastRoast 1 point2 points ago

WHAT DID YOU DO!

[–]ItsARealThing 1 point2 points ago

If you have to tell him to get in the house. He won't be in the house.

[–]padawan314 0 points1 point ago

oh man. the sound plays in my head

[–]chronox21 38 points39 points ago

I hate Carl and Rick's wife, both in the comic and show, they whine about everything and stir up trouble when they finally go out of trouble.

[–]i_4got 31 points32 points ago

When shit breaks loose and the men go out shooting zombies, Lori's only job is to keep an eye on her damn son. And he still gets loose every damn time. Please let them die in the next season.

[–]andbruno 14 points15 points ago

How about a little Carl zombie that Lori can't shoot because she's too... you know, motherly or what ever. Both dead. Two birds, one stone.

dreams

[–]i_4got 18 points19 points ago

But if there's a Rick zombie, she'll just forget about him and sleep with another one of his friends.

[–]zeid96 9 points10 points ago

AMC's The walking whore.

[–]saj1jr 10 points11 points ago

He isn't such a pussy in the comic, but still a real pain in the ass.

[–]Jettid 7 points8 points ago

If anything he's a bit of a badass at times in the comic.

[–]LittlePinkNinja 3 points4 points ago

In the comic he gets shit done!

[–]rakuenCallisto 7 points8 points ago

At least in the comic, it's dynamic.

In the show it just drags the fuck on and they whine and bitch. In the comic it's necessary and they are ALWAYS under a veil of fear.

In the show they are drinking lemonade on a fucking porch as his cheating of a whore wife gives him shit about something asinine, while he's trying to save his son's life.

The show is a pathetic excuse for the comics. It's just sad and not watchable. Don't even get me started on the acting.

[–]shmikey182 15 points16 points ago

[–]Montaron87 11 points12 points ago

I think that everytime Carl was told to get into the house, someone died and Carl wasn't in the house.

[–]nickminunni 1 point2 points ago

You would think he'd learn from his mistakes.

[–]patthetree 7 points8 points ago

Spoilers

hell he took down shaun himself

[–]Angry_Police_Officer 27 points28 points ago

Who the fuck is Shaun?

[–]patthetree 18 points19 points ago

Lol, i mean shane (I'm irish, this was just a stereotyped freudian slip)

[–]Equivalent_taco 13 points14 points ago

Oh fuck not Shaun!

[–]kyL617 2 points3 points ago

[–]patthetree 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, Risteard has our back (Tried looking for the Irish versions of the other characters but there aren't any or they sound retarded)

[–]tothemooninaballoon 8 points9 points ago

Carl killed Shaun of the dead?

[–]sadorna 5 points6 points ago

shane****

[–]PigNugent 1 point2 points ago

yeah carl is a badass in the comics

[–]HireALLTheThings 9 points10 points ago

He also has something to DO in the comic books because Sophia and the Twins are around for him to interact with. Carl has NOTHING to do in the TV series while he's going through his "growing up too fast" character beats.

[–]trousershorts 1 point2 points ago

haha and what about T-dog? feel sorry for him

[–]HireALLTheThings 1 point2 points ago

T-Dog is the obvious future stand-in for Tyreese. Maybe they wanted to take out the angle of his daughter and her boyfriend, but I'm still baffled as to why they'd insert him so early in the series.

[–]gordito93 0 points1 point ago

Spoilers He was already a walker, though. Rick killed him.

[–]patthetree 0 points1 point ago

well yeah, but when he got back up carl put him down

[–]Diffie-Hellman 8 points9 points ago

Spoiler, they're all walkers. Jenner told them that they all carried the disease. What I thought was interesting is I thought Jenner was given the name on purpose. Edward Jenner is the name of the guy who discovered a vaccination for smallpox.

[–]yundot 2 points3 points ago

Maybe you noticing the reference was the purpose. Like they make you think he's going to do something that helps because of the name adding to the suspense.

[–]Diffie-Hellman 5 points6 points ago

Could be. Instead he gave up and offed himself. I learned that in the post apocalyptic world, Atlanta is still a shithole.

[–]ministryofsillycocks 0 points1 point ago

i dunno if i have any interest in watching this show without shane tbh

[–]patthetree 0 points1 point ago

Really? although I haven't read the comics (....yet) I didn't think the last series was that bad, ok there were a lot of idiotic moves and first world problems, but do you really think that in the apocalypse that all first world problems become null and void? No it just puts a bunch of first world people in a third world scenario.... of course there will be bitching and moaning.

[–]Grizzly_Bears 2 points3 points ago

Just get in the fucking house Carl!

[–]KoolAidPenguin 4 points5 points ago

runs away*

[–]Diffie-Hellman 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with that kid?

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

Downs syndrome

[–]Fort_Kick_Ass 0 points1 point ago

This picture would be more accurate if it had the caption "Carl get in the house!"

[–]Fraktyl 67 points68 points ago

This sums up Season 2: http://imgur.com/ZAaZN

[–]Zevyn 32 points33 points ago

All of those were head shots.

[–]jkjmr6 7 points8 points ago

That's what I thought was more unbelievable. They never f-ing missed!

[–]BobbyRayBands 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, two of them were well trained cops, one was a developing sharpshooter, and the other was an old veteran farmer who probably knew a thing or two about a shotgun.

[–]SeveredBanana 5 points6 points ago

Except Rick also carried his .44 with one hand, and up high, pointing down for some reason.

[–]BobbyRayBands 3 points4 points ago

I only stated what they're supposed to be, not that the actors were good at portraying how to properly use firearms...

[–]gravehunterzero 1 point2 points ago

Colt Python's are .357 Magnum.

[–]CalleHK 19 points20 points ago

Close but where are the whisper fights? It needs more whisper fights!

[–]Sir_Herp_Derp 11 points12 points ago

And more Shane bopping his head back and forth while looking at the ground when someone is speaking to him.

[–]LieutenantKumar 29 points30 points ago

cocks head sideways, " 'mask you sumthin, man"

[–]CalleHK 11 points12 points ago

Carol: "I'm sad and shit!" Dale: "What are we animals?!" Daryl: "Fuck this shit." T-Dog: Not sure, was he even in this season?

[–]Ashleyartsy 18 points19 points ago

Rick's just a poor excuse for a leader and should probably be replaced by Daryl. Shane, although uber sexy, was a complete tool that needed to die. Lori's just a dumb, whiny, annoying bitch that needs to die a slow painful death beside her son Carl, who just fucks up everything. Carl basically killed Dale and I'm glad he knew what he did because he needs to feel more than a bullet in his abdomen. Dale was pretty awesome but super nosy and needed to mind his business and leave Andrea alone. Andrea a tough motherfucker but so stupid. She shot Daryl and that pissed my whole family off. She was just trying to show everyone up, but you don't shoot the best character.

If Daryl goes I will forever be saddened, because he's their only chance for survival and he's just so awesome.

[–]NeverScoop 9 points10 points ago

When Daryl pulled the arrow out of his side to shoot the zombie it was the best scene in the series.

[–]tankfox 4 points5 points ago

That was one of my frown spots. He's been using and re-using and re-using those arrows, they have to be packed with zombie filth in every crevice and cranny.

When he took that arrow to the side, he was basically mainlining the juice of fifty zombies. He should have been a walker within fifteen minutes.

[–]epochpenors 6 points7 points ago

I've never watched the show, but I'd imagine he cleans them off off camera or something.

[–]tankfox 0 points1 point ago

Unless he sterilizes them like a surgeon, he'd get a really nasty infection from that hole he poked in himself.

[–]supernatendo 1 point2 points ago

I think something about exposure to the air changes how potent the virus is. It infects everyone by being airborne, but it can't turn them. If Daryl cleans the arrows, and the blood, saliva, or body fluid on them dries, it may still carry the virus, but it is probably the weaker modified virus that can infect them but not turn them. A bite gets the fresh, moist, liquid mixture of blood, saliva, and virus straight to the bloodstream and eventually past the blood-brain barrier. Just my hypothesis though.

[–]tankfox 1 point2 points ago

I suppose that is reasonable.

Here's my own personal favorite zombie virus backstory;

The infection was supposed to be immortality. Special cells that would replicate and replace humans gradually, from the inside out, with versions of themselves that would never age and could heal from nearly any wound. Get the shot, say safe for a couple of months, and from then on you could take a shotgun blast to the chest and not die. Immortality!

It worked great, until someone undergoing the transfer became alergic and their bodies rejected the new cells fiercely. The immortal cells stopped their growth as a skeletal frame of muscle threads and began treating the host body as first a disease, to be easily killed, and then as a source of food. Just enough intelligence and instinct exists woven as immortal fibers through the brain to make the skeletal bodies and their rotting flesh coverings a dangerous threat.

The code of the immortal cells was such that if the brain was destroyed the rest of the cells would shut down of their own accord, rather than leave the still living cells of the body wither and waste away as a vegetable, and without the toughened skulls of the mature form of transformation the skulls grow weak and soft, an off button for the animated corpses.

The nearly perfect cells infecting people still need food of course, and the dead host body becomes that source. If it stays moist it becomes the same as walking around with burgers strapped all over your body, but eventually the flesh becomes too decomposed to be good food. That is why the zombies eat, they know that fresh people mean fresh food, and it only needs to be inside the abdomen for rootlike tendrils from the shape inside to consume them.

If you stripped one of these creatures down and removed the parts that were dead, leaving the parts that are still alive, it would look like this; http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fastzombie.jpg

[–]Ashleyartsy 0 points1 point ago

He's an ultra badass that should go on his own or something because the group's just slowing him down... strength in numbers, I guess.

[–]ky420 5 points6 points ago

I agree without Daryl there isn't a single person that would survive in reality. He is the only one with any sense about the situation in the whole show. If I was with them in their situation I'd be damned before I let anyone tell me whether I could have my gun or not. It would never leave my holster and anyone trying to take it would get a bullet before they got the gun.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 0 points1 point ago

season two was the season which basically made me hate everyone except daryl.

[–]Ashleyartsy 0 points1 point ago

Truth xD

[–]RummyTummy 29 points30 points ago

How the fuck does the Ginger zombie sneak up on Dale in the middle of a God damn open field!? Seriously, he can see 500 ft in every direction.

[–]yundot 31 points32 points ago

Twist: Dale was blind the whole time.

[–]slamdunk6662003 3 points4 points ago

Directed by M.Night Shamalan

[–]the-driver 1 point2 points ago

Really, the story could have done that and it wouldn't have changed my opinion of the second season.

[–]PigNugent 29 points30 points ago

Im gonna get a dog and name it Carl. So when I let him in I can yell "Get in the house Carl!!!"

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 6 points7 points ago

you would lose that dog so fucking fast

[–]HailCorduroy 0 points1 point ago

Better get him microchipped

[–]Iceulo 13 points14 points ago

I hated season two. It was pretty much just, "Hey, let's dwell on the same dusty issues and problems for the entire season." Oh, and did any character not get a perfect fucking headshot in that season? Everyone seems to be expert shooters that can make any shot while sitting in the back of a bumpy pickup truck.

[–]Toasiddy 1 point2 points ago

I think that t-dog didnt get any head shots in the barn massacre scene.

[–]Sgt_Soggybottoms 18 points19 points ago

thats pretty much how it was but that gif dosnt show carl not staying in the house

[–]EntingFantastic 7 points8 points ago

This GIF shows way too much action for how slow paced that it actually was. Seriously if you want to sleep faster just marathon this show.

[–]PondoSinatra 19 points20 points ago

I'm at about 50/50 on writing off season 3 because of this.

I've made the mistake of suffering through Terra Nova in hopes of it getting better. It was shameful. I don't want those 1st world problems ever again.

[–]RECL4IM3R 18 points19 points ago

if you read the comics you'll know season 3 will definitely be worth it

[–]CrackedPepper86 3 points4 points ago

The problem, I think, was they used Volume 1 for Season 1 and Volume 2 for Season 2 but neither books have enough to sustain an entire season. From the looks of the trailer for Season 3, they are combining the next couple of books. So there should be a lot more going on. I'm pretty excited about it.

[–]lady_jaye 0 points1 point ago

Think about this though: think just how far they can fall. The prison is arguably the best part of the entire series to date. I'm on pins and needles hoping they don't royally screw it up. It's going to be a huge make-or-break season for a lot of people.

[–]Jettid 0 points1 point ago

It never occurred to me this way before. To be fair I still kind of keep the show and comic separate in my mind, it's a good adaptation but it's also different enough that I don't need it to commit to the comic. However if they do capture the prison arc right, it will be some damn good watching.

[–]saj1jr 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but how long are they going to take with this? Spend the entire season 3 at the prison?

[–]the-driver 0 points1 point ago

They won't follow the comic.

Especially with the brutal shit that happens, torture and etc.

But I do hope it ends like the whole prison story ended.

[–]SomeMetroid 7 points8 points ago

Oh god. Terra Nova. I remember watching the first episode. I was thinking, "Okay, it's a bit stupid, but I'm sure it will get better..." Nope. It just got worse, and worse, and worse. About halfway through, I decided, "Fuck this" and turned it off.

[–]PondoSinatra 0 points1 point ago

I was there at the halfway point as well. I blame Shelley Conn.

[–]Woooftickets 1 point2 points ago

How did you guys last that long? I made it halfway through the first episode

[–]bretto 3 points4 points ago

Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs is why. You have to make one hell of a bad show to make me give up on a show about dinosaurs. Unfortunately Terra Nova succeeded in doing that.

[–]PondoSinatra 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. I assumed the savings on talented actors would spill over into the CGI funds. Bad assumption.

[–]one-oh-one 0 points1 point ago

i watched the entire first season....I really wish I had had something better to do

[–]richandwhite 0 points1 point ago

Same with The River.

[–]assblaster7 1 point2 points ago

Have you watched/read anything at all about season 3? It's going to be an awesome ride.

[–]JTDeuce 0 points1 point ago

Tera Nova was stupid. They used painted nerf guns for the show's guns on top of the fact they had a sub-par story.

[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't even finish season 2. I loved the first season. But with each episode I just lost interest until I stopped watching.

I cared less and less about all the characters, and I think that's what really did it. I no longer care what happens to them.

[–]2ndaccount6969 1 point2 points ago

Download and just skip scenes until you see the Asian dude or redneck. I seriously only watch probably 1/2 of an ep on average.

That dumb bitch gone off driving. Skip. 10 minute running through woods scene. Skip.

[–]ZflyZs 9 points10 points ago

IF he would have just shot the walker in the mud... AM I RIGHT!!!??? You had one job Carl, one job.

[–]bcmain25 3 points4 points ago

I still can't believe how much he trolled that walker, like come on throwing rocks? at least he was doing his job of fucking everyone over and not being in the house :)

[–]Oknogo 8 points9 points ago

This is what I saw in s02

[–]daschande 7 points8 points ago

[–]Sallazar 12 points13 points ago

Plot progression of an entire season of a television show. "Find farm... leave farm."

End of season.

[–]EntingFantastic 8 points9 points ago

Is it sad that I don't remember what happened in this season? I just remember a lot of talking and a black samurai showing up at the end.

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 2 points3 points ago

Keep an eye on the black samurai, because she's fucking awesome.

Unless they completely fuck it up.

[–]MFchimichanga 8 points9 points ago

Read the comic, it's better. And T-Dog is no where to be found.

[–]flyinggnome 12 points13 points ago

Seriously. He'd just randomly appear every few eposides and it was like, "oh, he's still alive?"

[–]samweirdo 2 points3 points ago

He's probably on reddit all the time

[–]bobdigga 2 points3 points ago

Tyrone is a much better character than t-dog. the gym scene is what's up.

[–]KasketKase 1 point2 points ago

Tyreese.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The last issue is disappointing, though.

[–]PuffyCloud81 1 point2 points ago

Warning: major spoiler below for the walking dead comics

[–]epraider 4 points5 points ago

Season 2 of the Walking Dead was 2 or 3 issues of the comic that they stretched out into 13 episodes. So the majority of it was just things they added to keep them on the farm (to stay within their budget).

[–]ky420 3 points4 points ago

I could make an episode just as good as them for free. Get some of my friends to sit around at our barn and argue then have one guy come up as a zombie. Easily take him out then go back to whining about carl sophia and now the new stupid idea the baby. I hope they stick with the comics when dealing with these issues because if they don't change it up and do something they are going to loose all those viewers they have. I have seen every zombie film made practically the walking dead is more boring than any of them even the cheap ones. I really really want to love the show and I would if they would make it into something, all they have to do is read the comics and make a show based directly from that, each comic a couple of episodes and they could easily make the show the best beyond awesome. I mean this is the only show that I haven't been able to re-watch because it just doesn't have the substance to it. I have watched practically every sci fi series multiple times but as soon as I put on a walking dead ep I am like well this is sucks I don't wanna watch that again then I skip to the one zombie that episode if there is one and that one minute is about all I care to see watching it the second time. Does anyone else feel this way? Sorry for ranting on about it, I rarely vent like that but this show has just deeply dissapointed me. I don't wanna see it taken off the air I want to see it succeed greatly but to do that I feel that changes must be made in the upcoming season because if it is like the last one, for instance if another kid gets lost or it focuses on loris stupid baby then I wont be watching it. I would rather watch re runs of stargate than watch rick and lori whine and fight over shane and the baby. Also killing Dale off so early was such a dick move his character had so much potential and was one of the few I found likeable. I also feel that if carl had shot shane in the first couple of episodes instead of rick then it would have had a much better premise to start with. Why do they think we want to see a bunch of people drama and problems that have nothing to do with zombies in a zombie show.

[–]epraider 2 points3 points ago

Wow, you've really thought about this. One of the things that sets the Walking Dead apart from other zombie films, shows, and comics, is the fact that it focuses on the people, not the zombies. I'm a huge fan of the comics, and fan of the television show, but I acknowledge that most of Season 2 was boring and unnecessary. I liked it because it gave more character development to Hershell and his daughters, but other than that, the producers had a bad approach to the drama aspect of The Walking Dead for season 2, which I blame on AMC slashing the budget, while demanding more episodes in the season.

However, because Season 3 and Season 4 are focused on a major Point in the story, and that the budget has increased, I'm confident that it will be much better.

[–]ky420 1 point2 points ago

I hope so I had so much hope for this show and it has so much potential, for them to waste it would be a horrible move on AMC's part. In my opinion if they don't do better in the third season I don't see the show lasting all that much longer but like you said the plot point they are going to should be very interesting if they do it right.

[–]doft 1 point2 points ago

Scumbag AMC: Have highest rated cable series of all time, allocate all of their budget to Mad Men actors salaries. (I love Mad Men)

[–]monkeyleavings 4 points5 points ago

HERE THERE BE SPOILERS!

That had to be the cheapest season of any show ever produced. How many sets were there? The farm, the farmhouse (interior), the pharmacy and the bar.

And the writing was just awful. They wasted so many potential plot devices it was just sad to watch.

And then the finale...

"They aren't tearing down trees or fences, but they'll tear right through this house! Better drive around in circles shooting in all directions instead of just piling into cars and leaving for a day and letting them pass by then coming back! We could even have Daryl drive off in one direction on his loud ass motorcycle to draw them away and then circle back! But no...this mayhem is better. And we've been on the farm long enough."

Worst deus ex machina ever since the Governor was used to get them out of the prison.

And then all the character flip flops.

Hershel: "I'm a devout Christian and I believe all the zombies can be cured! Wait...you shot them all against my explicit instructions? Never mind...I was wrong because they need to keep one old guy around and the guy playing Dale is constantly complaining about Darabont's removal from the series so they're going to off him soon."

Lori: "You need to kill Shane. He's a direct threat to you and your family. Sack up and finish him off...wait, you say you killed him? YOU MONSTER!!!"

So yeah...I was clearly disappointed in this last season.

[–]pimpybra 0 points1 point ago

Lori drove me crazy. Beyond being top contender for mother of the year, that Shane kill flip-flop infuriated me. I laughed so hard when she crashed her car. Moron.

[–]CavJake 2 points3 points ago

Just wondering, I recently finished all four seasons of Sons of Anarchy (in two weeks) and really want to check out this show. Does anyone know why Netflix only has two episodes? Cuz thats really fucked up

[–]KasketKase 4 points5 points ago

Netflix has 6 episodes.The first season was only 6 episodes.

[–]Hugokarenque 3 points4 points ago

I managed to miss every single episode of the 2nd season...

[–]Devon302 2 points3 points ago

that's ok, it can be summed up really easily. You didn't miss much. Finale was pretty good though.

[–]ky420 0 points1 point ago

Skip to the last episode and pray for a better 3rd season. If you like drama and few zombies by all means watch it but otherwise you will probably be disappointed.

[–]Hugokarenque 1 point2 points ago

I did intend to see it, I just managed to miss every single episode. I'll probably watch it though.

[–]purplegoalie1 1 point2 points ago

I hated the ending of season 2! Everyone was just pissed at him and then it zooms out and ends, its like really wtf was that! i thought something more intense should have happened like maybe a swarm of zombies comes out of the woods and it ends or something to give a little more suspense

[–]richandwhite 24 points25 points ago

[spoiler] I think I was more pissed that Lori basically told Rick to kill Shane. He said no, Shane tries to kill Rick, Rick protects himself, and Lori is suddenly pissed off. I don't know what AMC has against wives, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead and Mad Men all have the most annoying wives.

[–]KasketKase 9 points10 points ago

I didn't realize until you said it.

[–]crash331 2 points3 points ago

If I had 2 bullets to kill Hitler, Lori and Skyler, I'd shoot Lori 2 times and beat Skyler with the pistol.

Or something like that.

[–]ExecutiveChimp 1 point2 points ago

You are shot by Hitler.

Would you like to play again? (y/n)

[–]crash331 0 points1 point ago

Worth it.

[–]MentalProblems 2 points3 points ago

I didn't want to get into this but all of Skyler's actions are justified.

[–]Crustycrustacean 1 point2 points ago

I totally agree but I still find her annoying as shit.

[–]ky420 0 points1 point ago

Don't much care for Lori she is a bossy know nothing slut. Season two was boring I thought. If they would stick closer to the comics it would be much much better. You would think that there would be zombies more in a zombie show instead of stupid character interaction that is boring and has nothing to do with surviving. I may be biased but I think it should be more about the zombies and fighting to survive instead of arguing amongst themselves in a safe farm without a zombie in sight.

[–]krazydl 0 points1 point ago

Lori is pissed off because Rick told her Carl shot Shane. And Lori and Carl are damn annoying.

[–]HustlerThug 1 point2 points ago

Can't wait for Lori and Carl to get shot. Shittiest characters in my opinion.

[–]samweirdo 1 point2 points ago

Carl got shot once.

[–]Damon-Wolfe 3 points4 points ago

Once wasn't enough.

[–]gbs5009 0 points1 point ago

It didn't take.

[–]mustardsteve 1 point2 points ago

carl is the most infinite badass in the series, if you read the comics

[–]generalCopper 1 point2 points ago

I know what you mean. Reading the comics, I just feel grateful that I listened to my gut and dropped the series when they immediately left the original plot line after one episode.

Also, Carl is fucking awesome. Also, Glen.

[–]otisshredding 3 points4 points ago

Thoughts on Season 2: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ALREADY

[–]BrainTroubles 3 points4 points ago

Season two synopsis (Spoilers): Hey gang, lets hang out at this fucking farm for eleven episodes and then I'll kill shane and we'll leave, sound good?

[–]joshc643 2 points3 points ago

sticking to the comics would have been epic but am i the only one who actually enjoyed season 2? better than watching most crap on tv

[–]reddituser52 2 points3 points ago

too much talking and not enough doing

[–]MagicDr 1 point2 points ago

I hate Lori the same way I hated Rita on Dexter. Nagging bitches always piss me off and ruin a good show that would be better without them. Hope she is killed off soon

[–]Stigles -1 points0 points ago

Finally someone who gets it. Rita was a stupid fucking idiot that contributed nothing to the show. In fact, i stopped watching Dexter after season 4 because I really didn't care anymore. He's never actually going to get caught, Deb is going to cuss. that's the entire show.

[–]MagicDr 0 points1 point ago

Blasphemy!

[–]adamsport 0 points1 point ago

Where can I watch season two online because it's not on Netflix?

[–]Darth_Remus 2 points3 points ago

I just watched ALL of Season 1 last night, in one sitting, on Netflix.

WHERE IS SEASON 2.

[–]coyote1284 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, AMC will probably marathon the entire series leading up to the next season premier.

[–]grantly0711 2 points3 points ago

Stormtrooper ancestors.

[–]theredeffect 2 points3 points ago

Family guy needs to do a few specials and copy other TV shows (the walking dead, breaking bad, etc.) for an episode. Just to humorously point out holes in the plot and general absurdity of some of the scenes.

[–]kerminsr 1 point2 points ago

Get back in the house, Carl!

[–]eviloperator 0 points1 point ago

The end of book 8 is the best.

[–]Devon302 -1 points0 points ago

Haha oh man, if the writers of this show stick with the comics, a lot of people in the thread are going to be happy in the future.

[–]ky420 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to send this thread to AMC maybe if they see what the actual fans think of how they are making the show they would improve it. That is wishful thinking though.

[–]dez4u 1 point2 points ago

The worst part of season 2 was when they all get split up after the farm, but then meet up again 3 minutes later. Hey what a good chance for some tension and character development... Naw, let's just have a shiny happy reunion and immediately dissolve the tension.

[–]meh2you2 1 point2 points ago

No the worst(most awesome?) part was when it suddenly turned into an anime.

[–]zedzdead33 0 points1 point ago

And then Sophia ran away.

[–]notfrandrescher 0 points1 point ago

If only there had been that much action.

[–]samweirdo 0 points1 point ago

And Carl is never in the house, is causing trouble in every episode and killed Dale, kind of, by not being in the house and trying to shoot a zombie but chickened out! STAY IN THE HOUSE, CARL!

[–]Cantfindafuckinusern 0 points1 point ago

I thought season 2 was pretty boring. I prefer it when they are on the move constantly on guard and not sitting on a farm yelling at Carl.

[–]thelittleC1 0 points1 point ago

HEY!!! they did a lot more then just yell Carl..... I'm pretty sure they yelled Sofia a lot too

[–]kjBALLAR 0 points1 point ago

What I think: "SUCK IT SHANE!"

[–]Asassinsneed 0 points1 point ago

What is this from? Video?

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[–]thelittleC1 0 points1 point ago

Sure some of season 2 was a little boring. But I have to say, I absolutely loved some bit's of season 2 like the barn scene when Sofia comes out and Rick and Shane's confrontation

[–]g0tistt0t 0 points1 point ago

My thought of season 2 were as follows "Will you please just find the little girl cuz I really dont give a shit." Followed by, "Carl, You're a fucking idiot.(over and over again)"

[–]Bplease 0 points1 point ago

Oh silly.. Except much less running.. Much less shooting.. and much more of a bitch and her son crying and being PITA non stop.

CANT WAIT FOR SEASON 3

[–]Avenged7fold 0 points1 point ago

That also represents any member of my team in C.O.D. multiplayer.

[–]vierasniper 0 points1 point ago

It took all of Season 2 for Dale to die. I came when he did.

[–]missdanners 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh out loud for the first time this morning. Have an upvote

[–]HorSnigel 1 point2 points ago

Season 2 was great because Daryl.

[–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

I watch The Walking Dead while playing Left 4 Dead 2. For science, of course.

[–]RChebroha 1 point2 points ago

Joe:.. I called them up from the phone at the McDaniels while you guys were getting those Diet Conks and those chicken mcfingers. Quagmire: OH C'MON! They don't own chicken nuggets!

[–]Katiegirl83 1 point2 points ago

Was so bored by Season 2 that i wanted to quit watching...... but couldn't. Kept hoping for some cool zombie action. Got lucky about once an episode. ) :

[–]Katiegirl83 0 points1 point ago

The comics are SO much better!!! I gave up and read them. Then was even MORE disappointed with the show. THUMBS DOWN.

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