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[–]The_Creek_Kids 74 points75 points ago

Holy crap! Anders Holmvik made it to the olympics?!

[–]couldnt_careless 18 points19 points ago

nice tits

[–]dixmitty -1 points0 points ago

Beat me to it lol.

[–]letsgoforajog 8 points9 points ago

I swam in college, I went 20 point in the 50 free. I could kick your ass and I wouldn't even have to breathe.

[–]thediffrence 3 points4 points ago

He didn't even flinch when I said 20 point!

[–]scrotz 1 point2 points ago

Phelps changed everything.

[–]Throwawayname 1 point2 points ago

So impressed right now.

[–]Shit_Dickery 5 points6 points ago

God dammit! I came here to say this!

[–]BlueMunky -4 points-3 points ago

FUCK! ME TOO!

[–]hindler2010 5 points6 points ago

God damn it reddit. Get the fuck out of my head. You take all my time and now you are taking my thoughts.

[–]sliverworm -2 points-1 points ago

Me three amigo..

[–]allig4torsprobably -2 points-1 points ago

you guys make me feel like a poser

[–]Trystero421 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was told to get his tits off that deck.

[–]yelnats25 30 points31 points ago

Woo! Iowa!

[–]starkiller2196 8 points9 points ago

i thought i was the only iowaian here...

[–]yelnats25 1 point2 points ago

You probably live in a non-ghetto town, though.

[–]starkiller2196 2 points3 points ago

Davenport lol

[–]yelnats25 1 point2 points ago

Fort Dodge lol

[–]cdizl 0 points1 point ago

Woooo Sioux City

[–]randoseriesofletters 0 points1 point ago

I am from sioux city... Didnt think many sewer people liked reddit

[–]cdizl 0 points1 point ago

Well I mean what else am I supposed to do here

[–]randoseriesofletters 0 points1 point ago

Leave... Like most people

[–]underachievemENT -1 points0 points ago

Dubuque. GO HAWKS!

[–]AL_MI_T_1 3 points4 points ago

Ames

[–]StillAnAss 0 points1 point ago

I used to be from Sioux City. It is a good place to be from.

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger 1 point2 points ago

AAAAAAAAHAHA! wipes away tear Fort Dodge just sucks.

[–]yelnats25 0 points1 point ago

Yes it does. You lived here or something?

[–]pinkeyeofthetiger 1 point2 points ago

I live about 45 minutes away from there, so I used to go there sometimes to shop or eat or see a movie but I stopped because I realized that the whole town just blows.

[–]yelnats25 0 points1 point ago

Yes it does.

[–]techh10 0 points1 point ago

OH SHIT YOU'RE FROM DAVENPORT DAVENPORT HOMIES UNITE!

[–]starkiller2196 0 points1 point ago

Proof I live in a ghetto town... go wildcats!

[–]Shadowninja24 0 points1 point ago

Council Bluffs? Anyone?

[–]fartsinscubasuit 2 points3 points ago

anyone from Cedar Rapids?

[–]krismcd121 1 point2 points ago

Cedar Rapids here!

[–]SFischer4121 0 points1 point ago

This guy!

[–]vagrantwade 0 points1 point ago

Why did you think that? There is an Iowa subreddit that is decently active.

[–]starkiller2196 0 points1 point ago

Time to subscribe another subreddit...

[–]tycoon177 0 points1 point ago

Des Moines/ ankeny area!

[–]CornflakeJustice 1 point2 points ago

Did someone say Iowa? I THINK SOMEONE SAID IOWA BRING OUT THE CORN!

Related: Fuck I miss Iowa City...

[–]Sleekery 1 point2 points ago

Same. Just moved out.

[–]starkiller2196 0 points1 point ago

Ripe this time of the year :)

[–]FancyFuckingSloth -1 points0 points ago

Moving back on Tuesday! GoHawks!

[–]CornflakeJustice 0 points1 point ago

Have fun! Raise some hell for me!

[–]ERankLuck 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I wish I could move back. If anyone complains about a lack of things to do in Iowa, they should spend a few years out here in southeast Wyoming. Iowa looks like a bastion of entertainment and civilization by comparison.

[–]starkiller2196 0 points1 point ago

Well actually iowa city has a collection of fun things, people need to open there eyes, like we have have adventure land near demoines

[–]yelnats25 0 points1 point ago

Iowa a bastion of entertainment?! :o

[–]ERankLuck 0 points1 point ago

Yes, a bastion of entertainment. Wyoming sucks that badly.

[–]marceline_is_mine 26 points27 points ago

Something funny from Iowa? What sorcery is this?!

[–]SFischer4121 22 points23 points ago

Something from Iowa? What sorcery is this?!

FTFY

[–]masanian 24 points25 points ago

I'm from Iowa :(

[–]marceline_is_mine 7 points8 points ago

As am I, but it's fairly true. There really isn't a whole lot there......except corn, as far as the eye can see.

[–]masanian 7 points8 points ago

Don't forget cows, bitches love cows

[–]marceline_is_mine 4 points5 points ago

And pigs! Gotta love that bacon!

[–]antoine_chekov[!] 15 points16 points ago

you obviosly haven't been to Iowa City. Iowa City is awesome

[–]whiskeyrebellion 9 points10 points ago

Hey! I just moved away from Iowa City!

[–]trumpet_23 2 points3 points ago

Same here, I already miss it. Go Hawks.

[–]-TheBender- 3 points4 points ago

Woo, former Kalona resident joining in the Iowa Reddit awesomefest!

[–]36zvxb 8 points9 points ago

Kalona? Must...resist...Amish...joke....

[–]-TheBender- 2 points3 points ago

Hahahaha don't worry I'm FAR from Amish. My grandfather did haul for them though, and my other grandfather was Amish for a while, but stopped before my parents were even born.

[–]pants14 3 points4 points ago

Hey! I'm just about to move to Iowa City. I hear its fun, but what's really fun? Don't say bars though, too old for college shenanigans.

[–]OHeyImBalls 4 points5 points ago

Broadway Ave. is fun at night... I would recommend avoiding it though

[–]pants14 1 point2 points ago

Is that where the students go out? I'd prefer to avoid that. :)

[–]hmbmelly 3 points4 points ago

No, that's the "ghetto" as much as any town in Iowa can call it.

[–]bouncing_bear89 0 points1 point ago

Drinking, eating, Hawkeye stuff.

[–]pants14 3 points4 points ago

But what if I'm not a Hawkeye fan in the least bit??? gasp

[–]CornflakeJustice -1 points0 points ago

Then you're clearly a heretic. Go check out Hamburg Inn for tasty food (like motherfucking Red Velvet Cake Shakes), also the summer has a lot of events, a couple jazz festivals, and I think they do a movie on the lawn of the pentacrest.

[–]OHeyImBalls 0 points1 point ago

in all honesty though, not so sure what is super fun to do. Coral Ridge mall in coralville is a pretty awesome mall, its almost football season so Kinnick will be rocking on saturdays

[–]Sleekery 0 points1 point ago

Same here. Graduated and moved.

[–]bouncing_bear89 2 points3 points ago

Wahoo! I just moved back into my parents basement in IC!

[–]chucKing 0 points1 point ago

Join the club. Livin' in the 319 rent-free for over a year now!

[–]MidWestJoke 2 points3 points ago

How about Waterloo?! That place is full of insane people! Glad I moved.

[–]pants14 5 points6 points ago

I live in Waterloo. We aren't all that bad. The rest of them however, yes, yes they are.

[–]MidWestJoke 1 point2 points ago

Ever worked with people from labor ready? They are the cream of the crop! (quite a few of them anyway)

[–]TysJM10 0 points1 point ago

Some of the top engineers in the US live in Waterloo and work for John Deere.

[–]MidWestJoke 0 points1 point ago

I lived in Waterloo my whole life (until recently), granted there are some great people, but the majority of people there make it hard to live there. My friend lives near South street and hears gun shots often and has to deal with people in her apartment smoking meth, along with many people drugged out banging on her door demanding for a person she has never heard of. I love Waterloo, I just hate how there is so much violence (because of young men thinking they're in a gang & can do what they want) and the epademic of hard core drug use. (note: She is a stay at home mom so the income they get is all from her husband. They can't afford to move away from the area because it's the only area they can afford).

[–]ERankLuck 1 point2 points ago

If by "awesome" you mean "a giant concrete pad", then yes, it's awesome.

[–]chucKing -3 points-2 points ago

Iowa City truly is awesome. Lived here since I was 8, might never leave.

[–]antoine_chekov[!] 0 points1 point ago

I would be content to spend the rest of my life here

[–]BossOfOWNAGE 3 points4 points ago

I verify this. I have a cornfield in my backyard.

[–]50dkpMinus 3 points4 points ago

I'm from Minnesota, and went to Iowa State...so yeah...there's that.

[–]marceline_is_mine 1 point2 points ago

Took me a bit to catch it, but I see what you did there.

[–]vagrantwade -1 points0 points ago

Woah Bro. You trying to tell me Ashton Kutcher isn't hilarious?

[–]marceline_is_mine 0 points1 point ago

I said "something" not "someone." GRAMMATICAL LOOPHOLE!!!

[–]ERankLuck 0 points1 point ago

Ashton Kutcher is a fucktard. Not quite the same as being hilarious.

Love, Someone who grew up around him

[–]TysJM10 0 points1 point ago

Ron Livingston is also from Iowa, he's hilarious.

[–]That_Relatable_Dude 15 points16 points ago

Anders, you better lay off the cafeteria food, you're growing tits.

[–]GenericOnlineName 6 points7 points ago

  1. Post something related to Iowa

  2. Watch the Iowans come out

[–]itsnotatoomer 6 points7 points ago

We're best known for our corn, large women and being the only Midwest state to allow gay marriage. I'm not sure if number 2 and 3 are related.

[–]ERankLuck 3 points4 points ago

Ah, Iowa City. All the creativity went into the name.

[–]Burotino 10 points11 points ago

Go Hawks!!

[–]Sleekery 8 points9 points ago

Woo! Hawkeyes!

[–]pRICH22 3 points4 points ago

I'm a Hawkeye and this is the first Hawkeye related post I've seen. Dammit...

[–]mmeggers 6 points7 points ago

GO HAWKS!

[–]Ecthudan 0 points1 point ago

Steven Magnet? How did you turn into a human and join the Olympics?

[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 0 points1 point ago

If Ian Thorpe had celebrated like this, I might have twigged that he was gay before he started his BBC punditry.

He was top quality, though, he and Balding made a good team.

[–]avanbeek 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what his reaction would be if he got to wear one of the sparkly mens olympic gymnastics uniforms.

[–]fartsinscubasuit 2 points3 points ago

In light of all of the comments about Iowa........

IOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Jojopolo 1 point2 points ago

As an ISU fan, I always knew the Hawks were a bit gay...

[–]carryout23 3 points4 points ago

You, you just shut your mouth right now.

[–]OHeyImBalls 0 points1 point ago

As a person who has been to Ames, I always knew the CyCLOWNS were a bit gay...

[–]CDNeon 1 point2 points ago

Oh, be fair. ISU has a FABulous interior design program. Nothing gay about that.

[–]ikeos 4 points5 points ago

I like the cyclones more : /

[–]Impulsive_Sousa -1 points0 points ago

Took me a second to realize it was a man...I feel a smidge awkward.

[–]donpapillon 4 points5 points ago

Especially after masturbating. Twice.

[–]Walt_Thizzney 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else think it was a chick at first?

[–]rbslilpanda -1 points0 points ago

Dood, totally saw Ders in this pic...hilarious shit!

[–]youhavelobsterhands 0 points1 point ago

Muscatine anyone?? Also Woo!! Iowa!

[–]colinvern1994 0 points1 point ago

the thing you cant see is the massive turd about to float to the top of the water.

[–]atmarcotte2 -1 points0 points ago

If they pan down I bet you we see a striking similarity to the Olympic Rower after winning his gold! http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/08/olympic-rowing-team-henrik-rummel-e1344358433627.jpg

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

It's interesting because students of UofI are about 99% pretentious pricks. This is the 1% that's all fab!

[–]CouchPullsOutidont -2 points-1 points ago

Awww, looks like a wittle Cyclone fan is butthurt.

[–]ERankLuck 1 point2 points ago

Can't be counted as butthurt if he's just pointing out a simple fact.

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

Haha, that was almost word-for-word what I was going to say! How did you do that!?

[–]ERankLuck 1 point2 points ago

What can I say? I'm magic.

[–]FuchsiaGauge -2 points-1 points ago

What a bunch of childish shits you are. Grow up.

[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

It's interesting because students of UofI are about 99% pretentious pricks. This is the 1% that's all fab!

[–]8_4_Schu -3 points-2 points ago

He kinda looks like that Downs chick from the U.S. team