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[–]TheHatman9 67 points68 points ago

a bunch of black guys hauling ass, with a group of white guys chasing them

FIFY

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[–]TheHatman9 1 point2 points ago

yes, they are also chasing the black guys because whites tend to be slower than blacks in foot races

[–]invislvl4 0 points1 point ago

Wooooosh!

[–]Redditjinn 18 points19 points ago

Olympics isn't racist, this interpretation of them is.

[–]8_4_Schu 9 points10 points ago

Wow what a bunch of hyper sensitive guilty white hipster faggots. Just laugh and move on, douchebags.

[–]bionicjawa -1 points0 points ago

IKR? We elected a BLACK PRESIDENT. When will people learn racism doesn't exist anymore? It's like whenever I try to tell a holocaust joke to my jewish friend who say's I'm being insensitive just because his great grandmother (WHO HE NEVER EVEN KNEW) got gassed to death - HITLER IS DEAD. STOP BEING OFFENDED. YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE. GOD. The best way to show how unracist you are is TO BE RACIST and make racist jokes!

Stupid over sensitive hipster.

[–]8_4_Schu -2 points-1 points ago

Side note: Obama isn't even black, he's half n' half and ashamed of his whiteness. I get darker than him if I stay out in the sun long enough, maybe I can get the congressional black caucus to to claim me as one of their own too, and support me in the next election.

[–]Diastema 1 point2 points ago

[–]8_4_Schu -1 points0 points ago

Cool, laughing gay Asians.

[–]8_4_Schu -4 points-3 points ago

It's like the whole argument about reparations for slavery, and the element of the black community pushing for it here in the US. My first thought is "you were never a slave". Black slaves happened to still be around at the beginning of the mass media era, and the idea that slavery was bad spread quickly and the horrors of slavery became well-publicized. Throughout history many groups have been enslaved or oppressed; should I be able to demand reparations from Great Britain for the oppression and theft of land from Scots? Why can't I be defined as part of a special interest group and be referred to as a Scottish American instead of just "white"? People are constantly trying to critique history through the 20/20 lense of the knowledge of here and now, rather than try to understand what was real to them then and there. The more we try to establish ourselves as special groups deserving of special laws and protection, the more we divide ourselves and become factionalized.

[–]8_4_Schu -1 points0 points ago

The irony of using Jack BLACK perhaps has not occurred to you?

[–]Diastema 0 points1 point ago

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

Prince puts on a great show, saw him in concert in Lexington, KY. He was much funnier and more entertaining than this GIF would have anyone believe.

[–]8_4_Schu -2 points-1 points ago

Nah, Virginia now. That explains MUCH more.

[–]wildlovemonkey 0 points1 point ago

Faggots? What are you, 12?

[–]8_4_Schu 1 point2 points ago

Actually I'm 8, I've had a reddit account since I was 6 and I hate fucking hippies. My name is Eric Cartman and I live in Southpark, Colorado.

[–]chrslnyn 1 point2 points ago

ABH for life

[–]ronaldwatson1 -1 points0 points ago

I normally run to the direction of gun shots

[–]brickwall5 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget the white guy running after them!

[–]somerandomguy1232 0 points1 point ago

They use one white guy so that they look even faster.

[–]Devon64327 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else hate it when their friends share "That kid who reminds the teacher about homework"'s photo about some random shit that has nothing to do with itself?

[–]awthumaustin 0 points1 point ago

Awesome joke, if this was the first race ever.

[–]StewieGriffindoor 1 point2 points ago

Not his original joke, stolen from several tweets and apps.

[–]theklrrabt 0 points1 point ago

they dont use guns anymore because it creates an advantage to the person closest to the sound.

[–]anonspangly 3 points4 points ago

Yes they do, but the audio from the gun is relayed to speakers behind each athlete to remove that issue.

[–]zXxxxxXxxxXxxxXz 0 points1 point ago

What do they use then?

[–]kindaconfused 0 points1 point ago

Amazing. A Facebook post on Twitter that has now been posted on Reddit.

[–]spaaaaaghetaboutit -4 points-3 points ago

why the fuck does this have upvotes?

[–]jawa9000 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]mikejac -3 points-2 points ago

Same joke, every 4 years, forever. Great job.