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[–]emarkd 5 points6 points ago

I bet he hopes he gets canned.

[–]labradorrescuer 4 points5 points ago

I'm sure they'd recycle him into a new position.

[–]SAGIND 1 point2 points ago

looks like this is gunna be a rubbish thread.

[–]The_ChosenOne1[S] -1 points0 points ago

You are not allowed to use the term rubbish in this thread.

[–]SAGIND 4 points5 points ago

Just recycled jokes..

[–]JerkingOffToKarma 2 points3 points ago

I'm tired of all these puns, people should just put a can in it.

[–]Hamoham 0 points1 point ago

Kinda depressing right?

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[–]CannibalIowa 2 points3 points ago

Why is it that this is the first post all day that has made me laugh?

[–]StrawberryCheese 0 points1 point ago

cause its from 4chan

[–]Rizuken 1 point2 points ago

Requires 9 years general job experience and needs to be certified in tow motor use.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

Since when do policemen wear sweaters?

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

Who doesn't wear sweaters?

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

As uniforms?

[–]CannibalIowa 5 points6 points ago

Oh, sorry, I just thought you meant in general.....fucking love sweaters, man

[–]icepigs 1 point2 points ago

When did Dave Foley become a cop?

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

The amount of reposts on this picture, and the fact it keeps getting upvoted is whats so depressing

[–]ChuckCharles420 0 points1 point ago

I used to have that exact same can-crusher that is mounted on the recycle bin. I made a whole lotta coin crushing them cans. Bought myself baseball cards and such.

[–]Pursuit918 0 points1 point ago

I'm fairly supprised that no one has pointed out this is a repose yet, your losing it knights, your losing it.

[–]Bridgemaster11 4 points5 points ago

repost*

[–]Shit_Dickery 0 points1 point ago

Can I get you're* for two, Alex?

[–]LegitMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Not funny, repost and it belongs in AdviceAnimals.