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[–]Dooivi 245 points246 points ago

I'm gonna go with; that's their pet tarantula and they used its moult to blend (witch would also explain the lack of blood in the 4th panel).

Thinking that makes me feel better anyways

[–]DuckyFreeman 90 points91 points ago

That's what really happened. The hairs on the tarantula would be irritating as fuck to drink anyways.

[–]Morbid_Outlook 89 points90 points ago

Even though I fucking hate spiders, it's good to hear that he didn't actually blend up that little guy.

[–]jcmc2112 68 points69 points ago

Reading these comments just made me remember the gif I saw of a guy blending a live hamster :(

Edit: It was a mouse, my mistake. I also deliver.

Edit2: If you're going to get pissed or sad, then don't watch it. You know what the gif is going to be.

Edit3: If you don't want to look at that gif, here's something you can look at :3 (It's a cute cat.)

Edit4: There are some fucked up responses to this.

[–]mastercookie123 62 points63 points ago

This is the first link on the internet I havent clicked on due to fear of sadness

[–]bwizzad 23 points24 points ago

I can sit and watch a dude cut up another dude and eat part of his ass with a fork with no problem, but tell me the .gif is a mouse and a blender and I get all watery-eyed thinking about it.

[–]jmarita1 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure why I'm asking this, but where in the hell did you watch that?

[–]XxmsmaliciousxX 4 points5 points ago

1 guy 1 ice pick. Luka magnotta. /r/morbidreality I believe has the video

[–]attrition0 10 points11 points ago

It wasn't my first, but I remember my first.

Now you can say you've went through the internet and been spit out the other side.

We've seen some shit, man.

[–]jcmc2112 3 points4 points ago

You serious? That gif is tame. If you want to say you've went through the internet, then that means you must go through the Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[–]attrition0 0 points1 point ago

I never clicked it, my comment was about learning when not to click something, ie when you've seen so much that you've learned your lesson to not click things you know will be ... unpleasant. I'm sure this gif wouldn't phase me, but I know not to look, it will do me no good!

[–]jcmc2112 28 points29 points ago

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points ago

It's over so quickly it didn't bother me

[–]PlayForMeeps 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I think the internet has ruined me. That was gross but did not bother me as much as it should have.

[–]garbell 4 points5 points ago

You and me both

[–]starryeyedq 1 point2 points ago

ME TOO! The curiosity is totally nagging at me but I know I will be VERY unhappy if I watch it. I'm going to click away now.

[–]rockoblocko 7 points8 points ago

That's the perfect reacion gif. Disgust combined with sadness.

[–]RageGodReed 0 points1 point ago

I just... Why... At least the gif was tiny

[–]ynglv 22 points23 points ago

Yeah, I am not clicking that. :(

[–]chingyduster 13 points14 points ago

Good choice. Excuse me while I lobotomize myself.

[–]limelight22 15 points16 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]IriquoisP 59 points60 points ago

[–]Firetaffer 16 points17 points ago

HELLO, I AM A REDDITOR THAT GOES TO /R/WTF NOT EXPECTING THIS KIND OF MATERIAL. AMA AMA AMA

[–]nicoleisrad 1 point2 points ago

What's your favorite beverage?

[–]IriquoisP 2 points3 points ago

The blood and fear of the unworthy

[–]strobexp 0 points1 point ago

Or, likely, he saw it on the front page and it piqued his curiousity

[–]IriquoisP 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't a WTF for me, it was just Clint Eastwood cringing

[–]Nansai 12 points13 points ago

[–]Errahn 10 points11 points ago

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 25 points26 points ago

Woah woah woah, what now?

[–]jcmc2112 26 points27 points ago

redditor for 2 hours

You barely just made the upvote test.

[–]Kodiac136 4 points5 points ago

[–]hyperacti 3 points4 points ago

RES auto-imaging tho :\

[–]jcmc2112 3 points4 points ago

Hopefully the cat pic cancels it out :P

[–]Eribaface 11 points12 points ago

:(

[–]adamluna00 3 points4 points ago

I don't know what i expected from those gifs.

[–]jcmc2112 3 points4 points ago

I warned you!

[–]OtakuSoze 4 points5 points ago

[–]DalekDestroyer 4 points5 points ago

*sobs with regret after actually watching cursed gif

[–]free_to_try 7 points8 points ago

If a post is in /r/WTF NEVER TRUST A LINK.

But here is a link to some eye bleach to make you feel better.

[–]DalekDestroyer 4 points5 points ago

Sigh. I trusted your link. It actually isn't that bad seeing how I want to be an ER surgeon and am surrounding myself with those sorts of things to numb myself.

[–]Taremz 6 points7 points ago

I have finally learned my lesson and refuse to click that link. Some things are just too gruesome for me. Anyways, that mouse gif was cool.

[–]jcmc2112 7 points8 points ago

[–]scootzy23 2 points3 points ago

That ruined magic bullets for me.

[–]Blackcat008 0 points1 point ago

what the FUCK?

[–]Smartio 2 points3 points ago

Fuck that shit, THERE'S A KITTEN WEARING A FROG HAT!

[–]strobexp 1 point2 points ago

[–]arbitrary516 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for providing the best eye-bleach I have ever seen.

[–]SlappaDatBass 1 point2 points ago

The first time I saw this .gif, I was in the seventh grade. And I wonder why I'm so absolutely fucked up now.

[–]formerlylurkinlurker 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing that white mouse in the blender GIF awhile back here, and memory still serves well enough to know I need not see it again. So thank you for the cute cat.

[–]Aulritta 0 points1 point ago

Why, OP? Why did you have to deliver THIS time?!

[–]jcmc2112 2 points3 points ago

I'm not OP...

[–]EmpireEarth 0 points1 point ago

There was a video of 3 guys blending mice up and then drinking it up on youtube. It's been long removed though...

[–]SgtPsycho 0 points1 point ago

TIL there's a much nastier version of Rule 34...

[–]Kegplant 2 points3 points ago

I also am glad to hear this.

One thing that would make me happy is the fact that the RPM on this machine would probably render him living-to-dead before he knew it if it had happened.

[–]sparty_party 2 points3 points ago

I have to disagree. I am disappointed that there is not one less of these dudes.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

You saved me from a night of not sleeping. I love you.

[–]unclear_plowerpants 9 points10 points ago

Spider blood is not red though. They don't have hemoglobin (which has a iron-complex in it; that's what gives it its red color). The analogous complex in spiders is copper based (hemocyanin) and their "blood" (hemolymph) is colorless. Also, that protein is not stored in blood cells (link warning: spider pic) like in mammals but freely dissolved in the blood of the spider.

But, yes I agree your scenario is hopefully the more likely one!

[–]RvnClw 0 points1 point ago

an upvote for cleansing my brain with useless knowledge

[–]nonatal 15 points16 points ago

Thank you, I will go with that idea. Happy thoughts happy thoughts.

[–]leeser3551 10 points11 points ago

Tarantula's blood is silvery. I don't think you would be able to see it in the smoothy

[–]very_old_guy 19 points20 points ago

H-how do you know what tarantula blood looks like??

[–]leeser3551 0 points1 point ago

I used to collect tarantulas.

[–]CarlFromAccounting 18 points19 points ago

STOP IT

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 4 points5 points ago

SHUT YOUR DIRTY LOGICAL FACE!

[–]ladybetty 2 points3 points ago

Do you drink it to stay alive?

[–]DomoInMySoup 5 points6 points ago

But as soon as your lips touch the blood of the Tarantula, you live a cursed life.

[–]Etheo -1 points0 points ago

Witch failed to explain about the blood.

[–]miss-havisham 4 points5 points ago

She was trying, but they put a fake warty nose on her and weighed her against a duck

[–]MoonBanana 0 points1 point ago

WHICH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[–]IamWiddershins 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that does make me feel better. If they did actually blend up a spider like this, I'd feel a lot worse for the spider than for the guy that drank it.

[–]niggertrigger 0 points1 point ago

which*

[–]tiki_goddess 57 points58 points ago

He didn't use the actual spider when mixing, just a skin that the spider had shed.

[–]Irrelevant-Statement 16 points17 points ago

WHY DOES THIS SEEMS WORSE?!?!

[–]Kegplant 12 points13 points ago

Not enough nutrition!

[–]RedPancakes 7 points8 points ago

"Diet" version

[–]MrKrowe 13 points14 points ago

Tarantula Zero

[–]Smough 288 points289 points ago

That's just sick, and I actually feel bad for that poor spider.

[–]EightySixxed 105 points106 points ago

Agreed. I'm on the NOPE NOPE NOPE bandwagon as much as the next redditor, but this is just cruel. I hope he choked on the hairs on the spiders body.

[–]Khajor 48 points49 points ago

Join us over at /r/spiders. It's a little hard to get over the reflex of "Eep, spider!", but you quickly realize they're harmless little guys. After that, the subreddit becomes the most adorable place I've ever seen.

[–]allineedis42 145 points146 points ago

Nice try, man made of spiders.

[–]killington86 20 points21 points ago

Yep, til you get bit by a brown recluse like I did. Real harmless. =/

[–]Infectious_Cockroach 15 points16 points ago

I knew a kid in my high school who had to get a good chuck of his back surgically removed because he was bit by a brown recluse. They took out about a 3 inch infected area on his back that was disgusting as fuck.

TL;DR: Brown recluse? Fuck Missouri and Kansas, just nuke the states. Nothing good ever comes out of those states anyway.

[–]Decalis 15 points16 points ago

Except we can't, because Google Fiber.

[–]figa_stupida 2 points3 points ago

Kansas City is the only good part of either state. The rest can be nuked.

[–]jaotter 5 points6 points ago

Did you really need a TL;DR for 2 sentences...

[–]Infectious_Cockroach 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]TreeThrower 2 points3 points ago

Hey, Sam and Dean came from there.

[–]arCyn1c 4 points5 points ago

I didn't think anyone else ever cared about Supernatural. We're friends now. :)

[–]noisyturtle 4 points5 points ago

Spider smoke, don't breathe this.

[–]Dr_wachter 1 point2 points ago

That's why you get educated! So you know if medically significant spiders are in your area, what they look like, and what to do if you are bit.

[–]a1pha_ 10 points11 points ago

No that's why you destroy every spider you come across just to be on the safe side.

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

But they have such a cool violin shape on their back. Hence the name, Fiddle Back Spider.

[–]zeert 6 points7 points ago

I'm totally cool with spiders so long as they are not on my person.

My mom had a tarantula as a pet when she was a kid - its name was Mary.

[–]arCyn1c 1 point2 points ago

Somehow, naming it really helps my NOPE subside. I'm going to name every spider I see from now on.

[–]21000 3 points4 points ago

still nope.

[–]TheSituasian 0 points1 point ago

also /r/spiderexchange for your spider exchanging needs

[–]Dunamus 8 points9 points ago

Did you miss the part where it said, "and serve to unsuspecting house guests"?

[–]eroding 2 points3 points ago

Join us over at /r/ediblespiders. It's a little hard to get over the gag reflex ala "Eep, spider!", but you quickly realize they're nutritious & tasty little guys. After that, the subreddit becomes the yummiest place I've ever seen.

[–]bpmbrent 2 points3 points ago

Dont worry it's fake

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

But it's not the guy drinking's fault. The post says "unsuspecting friend".

[–]Nightst0ne 0 points1 point ago

But he was the unsuspecting guest!

[–]Walker2323 14 points15 points ago

I'd like to put that ugly fucker's hand in that same blender. What a waste of skin.

[–]WazzuMadBro -1 points0 points ago

Dude EATS goddamned TARANTULAS you sure you wants ta fucks wit that badassery?

[–]simplereligion 9 points10 points ago

He is using Chinese logic. Animal has 8 working legs. I drink it, I get spider's leg power.

[–]Roman8 35 points36 points ago

I wouldn't even do this to my worst enemy...

[–]Tarabelle91 2 points3 points ago

I would _^

[–]bultonic 2 points3 points ago

Try doing \^_^ if you want to do that face. At least, I think that's what you were going for there.

[–]XDME 6 points7 points ago

no he likes his faces with one eye trust me

[–]memejunk 9 points10 points ago

_ಠ

[–]theNYEHHH 9 points10 points ago

WHY.

[–]VagMaster2000 9 points10 points ago

You know it's fucked up when I'm defending a spiders life.

[–]blueturtle00 30 points31 points ago

What a moron who makes a milkshake in a food processor and not a blender?!

[–]tittyfister69 6 points7 points ago

I make milkshakes in a food processor. But that's because I'm too cheap to buy a blender and I got the food processor for free.

[–]emohipster 12 points13 points ago

I'll allow it.

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

I won't.

Let's burn this heathen!

[–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point ago

I thought allowing things was too mainstream

[–]PsychoKittiez 23 points24 points ago

Poor tarantula. :(

[–]Cofo 10 points11 points ago

This kills the spider.

[–]QWOPtain 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia, spider kills food processor.

[–]Calber4 9 points10 points ago

I don't understand why this is so gross? You do realize we eat pig ass right? Ever eaten a sausage? Frankly, throw anything in a blender with some bananas and milk and a bit of sugar, probably doesn't even taste too bad. It's not like it's really torturing the spider, it probably dies the second the blades start rotating. Really the things we do to cows and chickens are a lot worse.

On a side note: I bet deep fried tarantula would be delicious.

[–]WhatTheFlux1 4 points5 points ago

....sausage? Frankly....

Frankly

I see what you did there.

[–]ziplokk 1 point2 points ago

Taratula hairs are mildly irritating. I can't imagine that it would feel good inside you..

[–]nicoleisrad 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. I wonder why people get upset about eating certain animals and not others. And ugliness and cuteness don't have much to do with it. Turkey? Vile looking mothafuckers. Conversely, cows and lambs are adorable. So where is the line?

[–]QWOPtain 0 points1 point ago

Dude. Don't bash the pig ass. I'm from Memphis, and what you sayin' ther be fightin words.

[–]SgtPsycho 0 points1 point ago

Every time I image google 'deep fried spider' I wonder why I do it...

[–]chicknugs 9 points10 points ago

I fucking HATE spiders, but this actually made me feel pretty sad for it. :(

[–]Auroraei 1 point2 points ago

HOLY FUCKING NO.

[–]noryeguy 9 points10 points ago

"Hmmm...this milkshake tastes...hairy?"

[–]MCEschersCat 6 points7 points ago

I'm not even arachnaphobic and that had me recoiling like a little bitch.

[–]WildACCOUNTAppeared 2 points3 points ago

Spiders, Australian for milkshakes.

[–]JZXR 1 point2 points ago

well, im never drinking milkshakes again... all because of you, thanks

[–]LoveAndCraft 3 points4 points ago

Dass fucked up

[–]Raccoons- 6 points7 points ago

How about NOPE.

[–]CelebornX 3 points4 points ago

Screw you guys.

"NOPE NOPE NOPE KILL ALL SPIDERS, BURN THEM!"

"Oh this one is larger and fuzzy, HOW TERRIBLE!"

[–]jjwood84 2 points3 points ago

Haven't you heard? Fuzziness makes everything adorable.

[–]Kiassen 7 points8 points ago

[–]ShoilentGrin 0 points1 point ago

I bet most of you commenters eat meat on a weekly basis. How depriving a neurologically more complex lifeform for you to eat is worse than this? I think eating insects is far more ethical than cattle. Many of the animals we eat regularly have more emotion than spiders. Talk about double standards.

[–]BeffyLove 4 points5 points ago

Most redditors hate spiders and kill them on sight. This is more about how it's being killed.

[–]Leuku 0 points1 point ago

I hate the guy who did this. It's very difficult to get me to hate anything

[–]pugnacityp 1 point2 points ago

I know it was probably just the skin and even though I am deathly afraid of spiders I still felt bad for the poor thing.

[–]mcglade83 1 point2 points ago

Goodnight, internet...

[–]Raikunoso 2 points3 points ago

The one and ONLY time anyone will feel bad for a spider.

[–]cfisk42 -1 points0 points ago

Finally something on this subreddit that is even remotely WTF worthy

[–]mogggsta123 0 points1 point ago

dafuq did I just read man?

[–]CarlFromAccounting 0 points1 point ago

Spiders make me cry.

[–]404-shame-not-found 0 points1 point ago

I'd try that, but I'll need to witness an Australian drink it first in front of me though.

[–]Evixed 0 points1 point ago

I cringed.

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

Mm! Nothing like a nice, cold nope milkshake to hit the spot on a hot summer day.

[–]Jessicaquinn 0 points1 point ago

I was just thinking.that this is terrible. But if they just blended the moult then it's okay. Scared me for a second.

[–]Kaitar 0 points1 point ago

NO!!

[–]GandankTheGreen 1 point2 points ago

The fuck is milkshake powder? Back in my day, the only thing we put in milkshakes were 2 cups of milk and a fuck load of shake. You know, maybe that's why I never liked milkshakes as a child...

[–]Raknarg 0 points1 point ago

Healthy though

[–]hanzibonzi 1 point2 points ago

This is actually a fairly recent post.

[–]xvf9 0 points1 point ago

no no... no. no.

[–]TardisMechanic 0 points1 point ago

Worst part is: I think he actually blended it.

[–]acokanahaf 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GOD THAT'S HORRIBLE

HE SPLET POUR WRONG

[–]Tracenstien 0 points1 point ago

That's really sadistic. There is something wrong with people.

[–]jennafoo33 1 point2 points ago

I bet that the last picture is just a random picture of a guy drinking a similar looking milkshake, not the actual spider one.

[–]Ghostburger 1 point2 points ago

I hate the world

[–]whatissky 0 points1 point ago

Fucking hell, why would you blend a tarantula to death, you deserve to have that done to you... cunt

[–]IlDuceIII 1 point2 points ago

[–]MeowYouveDoneIt 0 points1 point ago

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[–]DalekDestroyer 1 point2 points ago

The pooor spider!!!!

[–]sndwsn 1 point2 points ago

Poor spider :(

[–]kudujerky 0 points1 point ago

no way is that a molting... it was clearly crawling around inside and in different positions before being blendered.

[–]CorporateNINJA 0 points1 point ago

im gonna go with "Nope"

[–]jtobin85 0 points1 point ago

definatly a WTF picture

[–]Meatchuck14 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me....(barf)

[–]putdown 1 point2 points ago

This kind of scared me. I feel like this is how serial killers start.

[–]plum_time 0 points1 point ago

Asshole

[–]aspireS 0 points1 point ago

First time when I'm with the spider on this one, which I never thought is going to happen.

[–]Pinto15 0 points1 point ago

Spider said FUCK YOU IM INSIDE YOU BITCH.

[–]sumbotty 0 points1 point ago

That's not a blender.

[–]Depressed_Economist 1 point2 points ago

My attempt:

Step 1, get tarantula.

Haha okay...

[–]thelittlewhitebird 0 points1 point ago

Ah the ol' tarantula smoothie prank

[–]bearenstein 0 points1 point ago

Nonononono please god no he did not slaughter his poor tarantula fuck this

[–]MPair-E 0 points1 point ago

Man, this image is ooooold. Used to get posted on message boards back in the day. Not sure I remember that final image being there, though.

[–]pocket-rocket 0 points1 point ago

OMG I hope the spider was ok!!!

[–]TheRedSkittleCure 0 points1 point ago

I don't even like spiders but COME ON!

[–]yamaha_are_six 0 points1 point ago

I think this is one of the original shock images back in the days of Netscape and Geocities and all that other old crap from the World Wide Web. Get off my lawn.

[–]lordandrosss 0 points1 point ago

[–]Carpexnoctem 1 point2 points ago

I feel bad for the tarantula. It's one thing to kill a spider with a newspaper, but to violently rip it apart is kind of upsetting.

[–]mtgriz87 0 points1 point ago

I think 'what in the actual fuck' applies here.

[–]MRSAurus 0 points1 point ago

How about something with "Warning: Spider" in it? I just nearly dropped my laptop.

[–]F0ckit 0 points1 point ago

wouldn't the tarantula's venom kill this tard

[–]kimchitofugirl 0 points1 point ago

I may not like spiders at all. But that's just cruel and disgusting.

[–]Lord_Fapsturbate 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of the tortoise in an aquarium that has a mouse bitten in halves :'(

After seeing this I closed my laptop and thought to myself for the first time it's enough internet for me.

Half an hour later I fapped.

[–]AnnieYejinKim 0 points1 point ago

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.

[–]gloomba 0 points1 point ago

Nobody in this thread watched Lion King.
As long as he's eating it, CIRCLE OF LIFEEEE.

[–]DeathsDemise 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm, why ?

[–]GiveMeLight 0 points1 point ago

Mm my so and good friend are both deathly afraid of spiders...I wonder I should make them this. In front if them.

[–]hollynoats 0 points1 point ago

Jamba NOPE!

[–]Shabla 0 points1 point ago

From now on I'm never, ever, going to accept a mystery milkshake from anyone.

[–]fullhope614 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the person who did that.

[–]PopeSlyph 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't this be dangerous? What about the urticating bristles?

[–]onikitsune 0 points1 point ago

AHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]downshift912 0 points1 point ago

You have ruined milkshakes forever! I hope you can live with yourself.

[–]frasier_crane 0 points1 point ago

Num num! Protein shake!